Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief
Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019
Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief.
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech.
Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him!
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
- 10-ply-super-soft bitch
- 2001 and Done
- 24 Times Convicted Felon
- 70 year old toddler
- Adolf Pumpkinhead
- Adolf Twitler
- Agent of Deranged Change
- Agent Orange
- A Man for all Treasons
- America's Burst Appendix
- Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
- Anal Repulsive
- Angry Creamsicle
- Antichrist
- Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
- Apricot Idi Amin
- Ass Menagery
- Ass Whole
- Assaulter in Chief
- Baby Gherkin Fingers
- Baby-man
- Baby Whisper Skin
- Babyhands McCheetodick
- Backwards Pants
- Bad Looser
- Bad Tang
- Bag of Toxic Sludge
- Baldamort
- Bald-faced Crier
- Batta Blast
- Banana Republican
- Bananas
- Barbarian at the Debate
- Barbecued Brutus
- Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
- Been-a-Dick Donald
- Bela Lugrosi
- Benedict Donald
- Biden's B**ch
- Big Donald
- Big Lie-bowski, the
- Bigly Loser
- Bigoted Billionaire
- Bilious Billionaire
- Bimbo Chaser
- Birther Maniac
- Blabbermouth Don
- Blitzkrieg Bozo
- Bloated Orange Has-been
- Bloatus
- Blonde Pumpkin
- BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
- Bloviating Fleshbag
- Bloviator in Chief
- Blowhard
- Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
- Bogus POTUS
- Boiled Ham in a Wig
- Boiled Maniac
- Boinker Oinker
- Boldfinger
- Bonespurs McFraudster
- Boob Looks Like a Traitor
- Boss Tweety
- Bully-in-Chief
- Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
- Boss Tweet
- Bouffant Buffoon
- Boychurian Candidate
- Bratman
- Bribe of Chuck
- Bribe of Chunky
- Brokahantis
- Bully Boy
- Burger Fondler
- Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
- Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
- Bushman
- Butternut Berlusconi
- Buttplug face
- Cadet Bonespurs
- Calamari Lips
- Cancer in a Wig
- Candy Corn Kremlin
- Cantaloupe Caillou
- Cantaloupe Caligula
- Captain Bluster
- Captain Chaos
- Captain Ouchie Foot
- Captain Outrageous
- Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
- Captain Tantastic
- Carnival Barker
- Carrot Caligula
- Catastrophic Fuckhead
- Census Whitener
- Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
- Charm Vacuum
- Chauvinist-in-Chief
- Cheat Loaf
- Cheaten Donald
- Cheddar Boy
- Cheddar Head
- Cheeto Bandito
- Cheeto Benito
- Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
- Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
- Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
- Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
- Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
- Cheeto Jesus
- Cheeto Satan
- Cheeto Shitler
- Cheeto Voldemort
- Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
- Cheeto Von Tweeto
- Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
- Cheetoe Jesus
- Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
- Cheeto-In-Chief
- Cheetolini
- Cheeze Wiz
- Chester Molester
- Chunk Norris
- Chicken Littlehands
- Chicken Poop Head
- Chicken Spined Gingersnap
- Chief Baby-Hands
- Chief Trouble
- Chimp-PAN-Zee
- Chunk Norris
- Cinnamon Hitler
- Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
- Clan Chowder
- Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
- Clear and Present Danger
- Clorox-Cocktail Pro
- Clown-igula
- Clown Prince of Politics
- Clown-Stick von Narcissist
- Clueless Numpty
- Clueless Orange Julius
- Cockwomble 45
- Cockwombly Dotard
- Cockwork (not) Orange
- Code Red Fascist
- Colludacris
- Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
- Colonel Scammers
- Colonel Slanders
- Commander in Beef
- Combover Caligula
- Combover Con Artist
- Commander in Cheat
- Commander in Cheese
- Commander in Tweet
- Commander-in-Grief
- Community Theater Strongman
- Complete Failure
- Comrad Cheetolini
- Comrade Cheetolino
- Comrade Combover
- Con-Dike Gold Rush
- Confederate Con-Artist
- Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
- Conspiracy Theory King
- Convicted Felon
- Cotton Candy Hair
- Cookie Pants
- Coral Babyhands
- Corrupt Mother F'er
- Corruption Master
- Count of Mostly Crisco
- Coup-a-Loompa
- Coup-coo Banana Cake
- Coup-Coup Crazy
- Coup-ssolini
- Coupthulu
- Coup-mander-in-chief
- CovefeFool
- Covidiot
- Cowardly Lyin
- Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
- Craziest President
- Creep a l'Orange
- Creep Throat
- Creme de la Crazy
- Creme de la Creep
- Creme de la Dumb
- Crime Champ
- Criminal-in-Chief
- Crooked Donald
- Crown Prince of Politwits
- Crybaby Prima Donald
- Cult-45
- Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
- D-Bag
- Daddy Nobucks
- Daddy Warbucks
- Daddy's Reject
- Daffy Don
- Dainty Donald
- Danger Yam
- Dangerous Donald
- Darth Cheeto
- Darth Hater
- Darth Tax Evador
- Darth Traitor
- Deadbead Donald
- Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
- Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
- Dehydrated Orange Peel
- Delirious Treasons
- Delusion Paluza
- Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
- Demander-in-Chief
- Demented Popeye
- Dementia Donnie
- Depressed Testicle
- Der Fahrter
- Der Groepenfuehrer
- Deranged Donald
- Despot Cheetoe
- Detached from Reality
- Diaper Donald
- Dick A L'Orange
- Dick Tater
- Dickless Dictator Drumpf
- Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
- Dingbat Donald
- Dingus Con
- Dingus ex Machina
- Dire Appy
- Dishonest Don
- DisHonor System
- Divider in Chief
- DJ Fat-Boy Don
- Dodgy Donald
- Dolt-45
- Don Dementia
- Don Juan
- Don Nots
- Don the Con
- Donadolf Trumpler
- Donald Bin Laden
- Donald Chickenheart
- Donald Chump
- Donald deGonad
- Donald Dingbat
- Donald Dipshit
- Donald Doom
- Donald Douche and the Bags
- Donald Drumfkopf
- Donald Duck Doo-Doo
- Donald Duck-the-Truth
- Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
- Donald Tax-Duck
- Donald the Insufferable
- Donald the Menace
- D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
- Donnie Bratso
- Donnie Doll-hands
- Donnie TicTac
- Donny Crapple Seed
- Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
- Donny Doodle Diaper
- Donny Jiggly Chins
- Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
- Doorknob Trundlefuck
- Dopey Don
- Dotard
- Douche a'Lorange
- Douche Bigalow
- Douche Canoe
- Douche of Hazard
- Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
- Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
- Doucheald Trump
- Dr. Strangelove
- Draft Dodger Don
- Dreamsicle Demon
- Droolius Geezer
- Drumpf (Original family name)
- Dubious Caesar
- Dufos Don
- Duke Nuke ‘Em
- Dumb Dumb Butt Face
- Dumb Sauron
- Dumbelldore
- Dumbestdore
- DumbleDon
- Dumpster
- Dumpty Trumpty
- Ego Maniac
- El Crappy Tan
- El Creepo
- El Douche
- El Hombre de Tang
- Election Looser
- Election Looser in Chief
- Emperor with no Balls
- Emperor with no Clothes
- Emperor with no Clue
- Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
- End of Democracy
- Eric's Dad
- Excrement Example
- Exhibit A-hole
- Existential Threat to Democracy
- ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
- Failed 45
- Fake Pinocchio President
- Fanta Fascist
- Fanta Fascist
- Farcissist
- Fart with Bad Hair
- Fascist
- Faschists Friend
- Fascist Carnival Barker
- Fascist Gump
- Fat Failing Donny
- Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
- Fat Marie Antoinette
- Fat Nixon
- Fat Putin
- Fat Smellvis
- Fat White Slug
- Fatty Kreuger
- FAUXTUS
- Feckless Pustule
- Felon-Ade
- Feral Shulting Meatball
- Field Marshall Trump
- Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
- Filet-o-Farts
- Filet-o-Fool
- Financially Embattled Thousandaire
- F'ing Lunatic
- Flaba Dabba Goo
- Flabrador Deceiver
- Flaccid Flag
- Flag Fondler
- Flatulent Furor
- Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
- Flighty Wind
- Flip Flopper
- Flipper
- Flordian Fondler
- Flush Force One
- Fomentalist
- Fool
- Former Fiasco
- Former Government Employee
- Forrest Dump
- Forrest Trump
- Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
- Fragile Shit Dumpster
- Fraud
- Fraud Father
- Fraud Flinstone
- Fraud of Fifth Avenue
- Fraudo Baggins
- Fraudster in Chief
- Fraudy Kreuger
- Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
- Friendless Urinal Cake
- Frisker-in-Chief
- Frisky Frisker
- Fruit of the Loom
- Fruit of the Loon
- Fuckface von Clownstick
- Full Diaper
- Genghis Con
- Ghengis Can't
- Giant Orange Cockroach
- Ginger Genghis
- Girth Vader
- Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
- Gold Yeller
- Golden Calf of Doom
- Golden Wrecking Ball
- Golf Lundgren
- GOP - Gang of Putin
- Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
- Gossamer Skinned Bully
- Government Expander
- Grabba the Hut
- Grabby Wan Kenobi
- Grandpa Crazypants
- Great Grabsby,The
- Great Orange Hairball of Fear
- Great Pretender
- Great White Dope
- Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
- Grifter in Chief
- Grim Groper
- Grizzled Muppet
- Grope Dope
- Gruesome Grifter
- Grumpy
- Grumpy Donny
- Habañero Hitler
- Hagfish-in-Chief
- Hair Apparent
- Hair Force One
- Hair Furher
- Hair Gropenfuhrer
- Hair Hitler
- Halfwit Tweet Twit
- Ham Sandwich
- Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
- Hard-on Collidor
- Harry HuDummy
- Haunted Boss-Baby
- He Who Shall Not Be Combed
- He Who Shall Not Be Named
- He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
- Hell Toupee
- Herr Führer Trump
- Herr Lugenpresse
- His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
- His Heinous
- Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
- Hospital Laundry
- Human Amplifier
- Human Combover
- Human Corncob
- Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Human Toupee Hybrid
- Humpty Trumpty
- Hypocrite Hall of Shame
- Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
- Idiot Emperor
- Idiot's Emperor
- Idiot Kristallnact
- Ignorant Fuckmuppet
- Il Douche
- Illerate Nero
- Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
- Impeached President
- Imposter President
- IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
- Inciter-in-Chief
- Inmate # PO1135809
- In Venmate Irate Liar
- Inane Interjector
- Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
- Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
- Individual 1
- Infuriator
- IQ45
- IQ of a Gnat- if that
- It
- Itty Bitty Ball Trump
- Jabba the Gut
- Jabba the Hut of Privalege
- Jabba the Putz
- Jack the Gripper
- Jackass-o-Lantern
- Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
- J. F. K. F. C.
- Job Security for Comedians
- John Baron
- John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
- John Miller
- Justice Perverter
- Karen
- Kentucky Fried Covidiot
- Kermin the Fraud
- Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
- Kim Jong Orange
- King Baby Coward
- King Con
- King Leer
- King Moron
- King of Debt
- King of the Oompa Loompas
- King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
- King of the Whoppers
- King of Unintentional Comedy
- King Twit
- Klan Chowder
- Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
- K-Mart Caesar
- Knot Z Clown
- Komrade Bonespurs
- Komrade Kumquat
- Kremlin Debt
- Kremlin Gremlin
- Kumquat Despot
- L. Ron Chubbard
- La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
- Lady Fingers
- Lardass Tiddlywink
- Lard of the Lies
- Lardfather, The
- Lardo Caltreason
- Last of The Mango Mohawkans
- Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
- Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
- Lemonhead Elect
- Less Than Zero
- Lex Loser
- Liar-in-Chief
- Lil Donny Moscow
- Lingering Orange Fart
- Little Donnie Sissypants
- Little Hands Trump
- Little Lady Fingers
- Loch Ness Fraudster
- Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
- Lolla Colluda
- Lone DeRanger
- Lord Commander Marmalade
- Lord Dampnut
- Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
- Lord of the Whine
- LOSER
- Loser-In-Chief
- Looser Lalipalloza
- lowercase president
- Lower Everything President
- Lumbering Garbage Barge
- Lyin Donald
- Lyin King
- Macaulay Sulkin'
- Machado Meltdown
- Macho McGrump
- Mad Man
- Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
- Mad Shambler
- Madking Littlehands
- Madman
- Maga-Lardo
- Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
- Malignant Mango
- Malignant Narcissist
- Mallowmar Gadaffi
- Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
- Man Behind the Bronzer
- Manchurian Cantelope
- Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
- Mandarin Orange Mugabe
- Mandarin Malignancy
- Mandarin Moussalini
- Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
- Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
- Mango Maniac
- Mango Moron
- Mango Mussolini
- Mango Mysogynist
- Mangu Unchained
- Mar-a-Lardo
- Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
- Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
- Marmalade Mussolini
- Marmalade VonDouche
- Master Hater
- Mayonaise Sculpture
- Mayor McTreason
- McBumbaclaat Snarfer
- McCheetoe Dick
- MEGA-low-maniac
- MeinHairTrump
- Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
- Melania's Soon-to-be-X
- Menage-a-Treason
- Mentally Challenged Orange
- Mocro Brain
- Mike Pence's X-friend
- Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
- Minute Maid Mao
- Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
- Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
- Moldy Sweet Potato
- Molester-in-Chief
- Moneydiaper McStupid
- Monster-in-Chief
- Moron
- Moron von Narcissist
- Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
- Mount Flushmore
- Mountain Douche
- Moussolini's Taint
- Mr. Firepants
- Mr. Inappropriate
- My Little Phony
- My Little Pony
- Mr Tangerine Man
- Mrs Putin
- Mrs Steve Banon
- Mushroom Dick
- Mushroom Dong
- My Pollow Guy's Pillow
- Nacho Nazi
- Name-caller in Chief
- Napolean Boner Pill
- Napolean Bonespurs
- Narcissistic Human Airhorn
- Narcisyphilis
- Nazi
- Nazimodo
- New York Dork
- Nightmare-in-Chief
- Nightmare in the Oval Office
- Nocabulary
- Nostra Dumbass
- Not a Funny Joke
- Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
- Notorious KFC
- NOTUS
- Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
- Nylon Haired Man
- Oaf of Office
- Odius Orange
- Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
- Ole Yeller
- Old #45
- Old President Crazypants
- Old Wack Donald
- One Disgusting Human Being
- One Term Failure
- One Trick Phony
- One-Man Crime-Spree
- Optimus Crime
- Orange Abomination
- Orange Antichrist
- Orange Anus
- Orange Anusmouth
- Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
- Orange Bigot
- Orange Blowfish
- Orange Bozo
- Orange Caligula
- Orance Conman
- Orange Crap Baby Man
- Orange Devil
- Orange Douche Nozzle
- Orange Dubious Caesar
- Orange Egplant
- Orange Face
- Orange Foolius
- Orange Fruitcake
- Orange Imbecile
- Orange is the New Splat
- Orange Jesus
- Orange Julius
- Orange Menace
- Orange Messiah
- Orange Monster
- Orange Moron
- Orange Moronic Lothario
- Orange Omen of Doom
- Orange Pol Pot
- Orange Sex Pest
- Orange Shithole
- Orange Shitstain
- Orange Shitweasel
- Orange Slime
- Orance Slimebucket
- Orange Stain
- Orange Thousandiare
- Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
- Orange Turd
- Orange Tyrant
- Orange-Tufted Asshole
- Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
- Orange Wankmaggot
- Orangina
- OrangeMange
- OranguTAN
- Our Former Fiasco
- Otto von Skidmark
- PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
- Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
- Pantone Beelzebub
- Papaya Batista
- Papaya Pol Pot
- Pariah Carey
- Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
- Pathetic Looser
- Peach Nehi President
- PEEotus
- PEEOTUS
- Penis Pumpkinhead
- Pepto-Abysmal
- Peril
- Persimmon Toddler
- Petulant Yam
- Picasso of Pettiness
- Piece of F***ing S**t
- Piece of Totally Useless S**t
- Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
- Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
- Pillsbury Duh Boy
- Pinocchip President
- Pinocchio Todler
- Piss Trumpet of the United States
- Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
- Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
- Poop Tweeter
- Poopy Doodle Head
- Poor Loser
- POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
- POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
- POSOTUS
- Poster Child of American Decline
- PoutyPuss
- P.P.Barnum
- President Blowhole
- President Butterball
- President Coward
- President Disaster
- President Flim-Flam
- President Girth Wind and Liar
- President Gold Man Sucks
- President Grabit
- President Grand Theft Autocrat
- President If-Urine-You’re-In
- President Karen
- President Poopie-pants
- President Rancid Velveeta
- President Snowflake
- President Spanky McLiarFace
- President Tang
- President* Trump
- President Von Munchousen
- Presidick
- Pretender-in-Chief
- Prima Donald
- Prince Cheesypoof
- Prince of Swine
- Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
- Public Access Caligula
- Pudgy McTrumpcake
- Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
- Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
- Pumpkin Messiah
- Pumpkin Pinochet
- Pumpkin Spice Satan
- Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
- Pussy-Ass-Bitch
- Pussy-Grabber in Chief
- Pussy-Groper in Chief
- Putin’s BFF
- Putin's Bitch
- Putin's Lap Dog
- Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
- Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
- Putin’s Pet
- Putino Weino
- Putin's Gambit
- Putin's Puppet
- Putz
- Quarter Flounder
- Queen's Reich
- Quisling of Queens
- Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
- Racist-in-Chief
- Racist, Sexist Pig
- Radioactive Idiot
- Rancid Garbage Pils
- Re-Count of Monty Cristo
- Red Don
- Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
- Republican Rapture Inducer
- Republi-Crap
- Resting Crime Face
- Riptide of Regression
- Rollie Short Fingers
- Rome Burning in Man Form
- Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
- Rotten Banana
- Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
- Rufous Butt Rumpet
- Rufous Diaperdump
- Rufous Fuckface
- Rufous Tyrant
- Rump
- Rumpled Trumpsmirk
- Ryan’s Nope
- Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
- Sad-itionist
- Salmon Sadist
- SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
- Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
- Say It Ain't Joe
- Scam Delorean
- Scammy Doofus, Jr.
- Scampaigner
- Schmuck a' L'orange
- Scone Spurs
- Scooby Douche
- Scooby Coup
- Screaming Carot Deamon
- Screaming Carot Demon
- Scrooge McSchmuck
- Scrooge McTrump
- SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
- Scum
- Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
- Serial Feeler
- Seriously???
- Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
- Shady Marmalade
- Shakespeare of Shit
- Shambling Sasquatch
- Shameless
- Shameless Tweeter
- Sherbert Pervert
- Shit Hitting the Fan
- Shit-Show Host
- Shitty Show Host
- Shitler
- Short-Fingered Vulgarian
- Silver Spoon Scion
- Sir Rants-a-Lot
- Sir Sissypants
- Slime-Prone Cowboy
- Slob Father
- Snathcy McGrabbin
- Sniffles
- Sniveling Sidekick
- Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
- Sophomoric Sniveler
- Soulless Nightmare
- Spanky
- Spanky McBonespurs
- Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
- Squid Pro Quo
- Squirrelwig McRacistPants
- Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
- Stark Terror
- Stonewall Jackass
- Stuporman
- Suicide Bummer
- Sulk Hogan
- Suma Cum Fraude
- Sunburned Stalin
- Sunkist Stalin
- Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
- Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
- Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
- Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
- Swampopotamus
- Sweeny Fraud
- Sweet Potato Saddam
- Syphilitic Apricot
- T-Dump
- Tainted Plaintiff
- Talking Yam
- Tandalorian
- Tang Tyrant
- Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
- Tangerine Ball Bag
- Tangerine Catastrophe
- Tangerine Crosby
- Tangerine Conman
- Tangerine Douchenozzle
- Tangerine Nightmare
- Tangerine Nutsack
- Tangerine Palpatine
- Tangerine Shitler
- Tangerine Skidmark
- Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
- Tangerine Tornaro
- Tangerine Torndao
- Tangerine Turd
- Tangerine Twatwaffle
- Tangering Twitter Machine
- Tangerine Tyrant
- Tangerine Wankmaggot
- Tangerweenie
- Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
- Tax Darth Evader
- Team Treason
- Teeny Weenie Mussolini
- Tefflon Donnie
- Temper Tantrump
- Terra Cotta Turdface
- Terrible Twitler
- TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
- Thankfully Out of Office!
- That Florida Guy
- The Aspirating Dictator Within
- The Dim Reaper
- The Enemy Within
- The Insurrectionist Within
- The Lyin King
- The Poo-Poo
- The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
- The Problem
- The Real Dim Shady
- The Ruinator
- The Trumpinator
- The Twice Impeached X-President Within
- The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
- The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
- The Wrath of Con
- The Sexual Predator Within
- Thick Skinned Idiot
- Thin Skinned Orange Peel
- Thousandaire
- Thousand-airehole
- Tic-Tacky Trump
- Tie-Coon
- Tighty Whitey Bulger
- Tiny Finger Vulgarian
- Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
- Tiny Hand Middle Finger
- Toadstool Shaped Dong
- Todler Messiah
- Toilet Flusher in Chief
- Toilet Tweeter
- TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
- Touped Fucktrumpet
- Total-Loser-in-Chief
- Toupée Fiasco
- Toxic Burger Fart
- Tocix Orange
- Traffic Cone of Treason
- Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
- Traitor the Hut
- Traitor Toilet Flusher
- Traitor Tot
- Traitor Trump
- Traitorous Dingleberry
- Trash Hole
- Treason Cerebro
- Treason Weasel
- Treasons Greetings
- Tricky Trump
- TrollerBird
- Tropicana Mussolini
- tRump
- Trump Brulée
- Trump Card
- Trumpalump
- Trumpamaniac
- Trumpanzee
- Trumparius
- Trumpasoreass Rex
- Trumpdozer
- Trumpenstein
- Trumpinator
- Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
- Trumpkopf
- Trumple Doodle-Doo
- Trumpledore
- Trumple-ThinSkin
- Trumpnazi
- Trumpocalypse
- Trumprangutang
- Trumptastrophe
- Trumpthechumps
- Trumpty Dumpty
- Trumpunzel
- Tufted Taliban
- Turd Reich
- TV Show Twat
- Tweetiloni
- Twice Impeached President
- Twitter Banned for Life
- Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
- Twitler Twat
- Twitler
- Two-Bit Caesar
- Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
- UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
- Un-American
- Unchained Disappointment
- Unchained Sedition
- Unhinged
- Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
- Un-presidented
- Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
- Unreality King
- Urine Haired Usurper
- Unwelcome in NY
- Vanilla ISIS
- Vanity Manatee
- Velveeta Tweeta
- Velveeta Voldemort
- Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
- Victim-in-Chief
- Village Idiot
- Voled-Moron
- Walker Taxes Evader
- Walking Punchline
- Wankpuffin
- Wanna-Be Dictator
- Wanna-Be-Dingbat
- Wanna-Be-Tyrant
- Waxed Gritty
- Wayne Bail-y (AA)
- Weapons Grade Plum
- Weaselhead Fucknugget
- Whiner in Chief
- Whiner in the Whitehouse
- Whiny Little Bitch
- Whiney the Coup
- White Kanye
- White Pride Piper
- White Scrotus
- Whited Sepulchre, The
- Whopper with Crime
- Wicked Pout Fest
- Wicked Witch of the West Wing
- Windmill Cancer King
- Witch Hunted Claimant
- Witless Cocksplat
- Witless Wonder
- World's Greatest Troll
- Worst President in History
- Xenophobic Sweet Potato
- X-President
- X-POTUS Poser
- Yam Vader
- Yellow Bluberine
- YMCA-hole!
- You Know Coup
- Zen Master of Hate
- Zit with Dark Secrets