Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. Alexpander the Grate
  11. America's Burst Appendix
  12. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  13. Anal Repulsive
  14. Angry Creamsicle
  15. Antichrist
  16. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  17. Apricot Idi Amin
  18. Ass Menagery
  19. Ass Whole
  20. Assaulter in Chief
  21. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  22. Baby-man
  23. Baby Whisper Skin
  24. Babyhands McCheetodick
  25. Backwards Pants
  26. Bad Looser
  27. Bad Tang
  28. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  29. Baldamort
  30. Bald-faced Crier
  31. Batta Blast
  32. Banana Republican
  33. Bananas
  34. Barbarian at the Debate
  35. Barbecued Brutus
  36. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  37. Been-a-Dick Donald
  38. Bela Lugrosi
  39. Benedict Donald
  40. Biden's B**ch
  41. Big Donald
  42. Big Lie-bowski, the
  43. Biggest Snoozer 
  44. Bigly Loser
  45. Bigoted Billionaire
  46. Bilious Billionaire
  47. Bimbo Chaser
  48. Birther Maniac
  49. Blabbermouth Don
  50. Bling the Merciless
  51. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  52. Bloated Orange Has-been
  53. Bloatus
  54. Blonde Pumpkin
  55. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  56. Bloviating Fleshbag
  57. Bloviator in Chief
  58. Blowhard
  59. Blowhard douchebag
  60. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  61. Bogus POTUS
  62. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  63. Boiled Maniac
  64. Boinker Oinker
  65. Boldfinger
  66. Bonespurs McFraudster
  67. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  68. Boss Tweety
  69. Bully-in-Chief
  70. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  71. Boss Tweet
  72. Bouffant Buffoon
  73. Boychurian Candidate
  74. Bratman
  75. Bribe of Chuck
  76. Bribe of Chunky
  77. Brokahantis
  78. Bully Boy
  79. Burger Fondler
  80. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  81. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  82. Bushman
  83. Butternut Berlusconi 
  84. Buttplug
  85. Buttplug Face
  86. Cadet Bonespurs
  87. Calamari Lips
  88. Calamity Mane
  89. Cancer in a Wig
  90. Candy Corn Kremlin
  91. Cantaloupe Caillou
  92. Cantaloupe Caligula
  93. Cantaloupe Cankles
  94. Captain Bluster
  95. Captain Cankles
  96. Captain Chaos
  97. Captain Ouchie Foot
  98. Captain Outrageous
  99. Captain Shamerica
  100. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  101. Captain Tantastic
  102. Carnival Barker
  103. Carrot Caligula
  104. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  105. Cataleptic Conman
  106. Census Whitener
  107. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  108. Charm Vacuum
  109. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  110. Cheat Loaf
  111. Cheaten Donald
  112. Cheddar Boy
  113. Cheddar Head
  114. Cheeto Bandito
  115. Cheeto Benito
  116. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  117. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  118. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  119. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  120. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  121. Cheeto Jesus
  122. Cheeto Satan
  123. Cheeto Shitler
  124. Cheeto Voldemort
  125. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  126. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  127. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  128. Cheetoe Jesus
  129. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  130. Cheeto-In-Chief
  131. Cheetolini
  132. Cheeze Wiz
  133. Chester Molester 
  134. Chunk Norris
  135. Chicken Littlehands
  136. Chicken Poop Head
  137. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  138. Chief Baby-Hands
  139. Chief Trouble
  140. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  141. Chump
  142. Chunk Norris
  143. Cinnamon Hitler
  144. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  145. Clan Chowder
  146. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  147. Clear and Present Danger
  148. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  149. Clown-igula
  150. Clown Prince of Politics
  151. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  152. Clueless Numpty
  153. Clueless Orange Julius
  154. Cockwomble 45
  155. Cockwombly Dotard
  156. Cockwork (not) Orange
  157. Code Red Fascist 
  158. Colludacris
  159. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  160. Colonel Scammers
  161. Colonel Slanders
  162. Commander in Beef
  163. Combover Caligula
  164. Combover Con Artist
  165. Commander in Cheat
  166. Commander in Cheese
  167. Commander in Tweet
  168. Commander-in-Grief
  169. Community Theater Strongman
  170. Complete Failure
  171. Comrad Cheetolini
  172. Comrade Cheetolino
  173. Comrade Combover
  174. Comrade Trumputin
  175. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  176. Condoofus
  177. Confederate Con-Artist
  178. Conlugla
  179. Conman the Barbarian
  180. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  181. Conspiracy Theory King
  182. Convicted Felon
  183. Cotton Candy Hair
  184. Cookie Pants
  185. Coral Babyhands
  186. Corrupt Mother F'er
  187. Corruption Master
  188. Count of Mostly Crisco
  189. Coup-a-Loompa
  190. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  191. Coup-Coup Crazy
  192. Coup-ssolini
  193. Coupthulu
  194. Coup-mander-in-chief
  195. CovefeFool
  196. Covidiot
  197. Cowardly Lyin
  198. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  199. Craziest President
  200. Creep a l'Orange
  201. Creep Throat
  202. Creme de la Crazy
  203. Creme de la Creep
  204. Creme de la Dumb
  205. Crime Champ
  206. Criminal-in-Chief
  207. Crooked Donald
  208. Crown Prince of Politwits
  209. Crybaby Prima Donald
  210. Cult-45
  211. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  212. D-Bag
  213. Daddy Nobucks
  214. Daddy Warbucks
  215. Daddy's Reject
  216. Daffy Don
  217. Dainty Donald
  218. Danger Yam
  219. Dangerous Donald
  220. Darth Cheeto
  221. Darth Hater
  222. Darth Tax Evador
  223. Darth Traitor 
  224. Deadbead Donald
  225. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  226. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  227. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  228. Delirious Treasons 
  229. Delusion Paluza
  230. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  231. Demander-in-Chief
  232. Demented Popeye
  233. Dementia Donnie
  234. Depressed Testicle
  235. Der Fahrter
  236. Der Fuhrer Feltersnatch
  237. Der Groepenfuehrer
  238. Deranged Donald
  239. Der Trollenfuhrer
  240. Despot Cheetoe
  241. Detached from Reality
  242. Diaper Don
  243. Diaper Donald
  244. Dick A L'Orange
  245. Dick Tator
  246. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  247. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  248. Dingbat Donald
  249. Dingus Con
  250. Dingus ex Machina
  251. Dire Appy
  252. Dirt
  253. Disgusting 
  254. Dishonest Don
  255. DisHonor System
  256. Divider in Chief
  257. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  258. Dodgy Donald
  259. Dolt-45
  260. Don Dementia
  261. Don Juan
  262. Don Nots
  263. Don the Con
  264. Donadolf Trumpler
  265. Donald Bin Laden
  266. Donald Chickenheart
  267. Donald Chump
  268. Donald deGonad
  269. Donald Dingbat
  270. Donald Dipshit
  271. Donald Doom
  272. Donald Douche and the Bags
  273. Donald Drumfkopf
  274. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  275. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  276. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  277. Donald Tax-Duck
  278. Donald the Insufferable
  279. Donald the Menace
  280. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  281. Donnie Bratso
  282. Donnie Doll-hands
  283. Donnie TicTac
  284. Donny Crapple Seed
  285. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  286. Donny Doodle Diaper
  287. Donny Jiggly Chins
  288. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  289. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  290. Dopey Don
  291. Dotard
  292. Douche a'Lorange
  293. Douche Bigalow
  294. Douche Canoe
  295. Douche of Hazard
  296. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  297. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  298. Doucheald Trump
  299. Dr. Strangelove
  300. Draft Dodger Don
  301. Dreamsicle Demon
  302. Droolius Geezer
  303. Drumpf (Original family name)
  304. Dubious Caesar 
  305. Dufos Don
  306. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  307. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  308. Dumb Sauron
  309. Dumbelldore
  310. Dumbestdore
  311. DumbleDon
  312. Dumfungled Donnie
  313. Dumpster
  314. Dumpty Trumpty
  315. Ego Maniac
  316. El Crappy Tan
  317. El Creepo
  318. El Douche
  319. El Hombre de Tang
  320. Election Looser
  321. Election Looser in Chief
  322. Emperor with no Balls
  323. Emperor with no Clothes
  324. Emperor with no Clue
  325. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  326. End of Democracy
  327. E Pluribus Loon 'em
  328. Eric's Dad
  329. Excrement Example
  330. Exhibit A-hole
  331. Existential Threat to Democracy
  332. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  333. Failed 45
  334. Fake Pinocchio President
  335. Fanta Fascist
  336. Fanta Fascist
  337. Farcissist
  338. Fart with Bad Hair
  339. Fascist
  340. Faschists Friend
  341. Fascist Carnival Barker
  342. Fascist Gump
  343. Fat Failing Donny
  344. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  345. Fat Marie Antoinette
  346. Fat Nixon
  347. Fat Putin
  348. Fat Smellvis
  349. Fat White Slug
  350. Fatty Kreuger
  351. FAUXTUS
  352. Feckless Pustule
  353. Feel Marshall Trump
  354. Felon
  355. Felon-Ade
  356. Felonfraudrapistidiot
  357. Felonious Punk
  358. Feral Shulting Meatball
  359. Field Marshall Trump
  360. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  361. Filet-o-Farts
  362. Filet-o-Fool
  363. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  364. F'ing Lunatic
  365. Flaba Dabba Goo
  366. Flabrador Deceiver 
  367. Flaccid Flag
  368. Flag Fondler
  369. Flatulent Furor
  370. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  371. Flighty Wind
  372. Flip Flopper
  373. Flipper
  374. Flordian Fondler
  375. Flush Force One
  376. Fomentalist
  377. Fool
  378. Former Fiasco
  379. Former Government Employee
  380. Forrest Dump
  381. Forrest Trump
  382. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  383. Foxymoron
  384. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  385. Fraud
  386. Fraud Father
  387. Fraud Flinstone
  388. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  389. Fraudo Baggins
  390. Fraudster in Chief
  391. Fraudy Kreuger
  392. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  393. Friendless Urinal Cake
  394. Frisker-in-Chief
  395. Frisky Frisker
  396. Fruit of the Loom
  397. Fruit of the Loon
  398. Fucker
  399. Fuckface von Clownstick
  400. Full Diaper
  401. Genghis Con
  402. Ghengis Can't
  403. Giant Orange Cockroach
  404. Giant Yellow Shrimp
  405. Ginger Genghis
  406. Girth Vader
  407. Gingervitis
  408. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  409. Gold Yeller
  410. Golden Calf of Doom
  411. Golden Wrecking Ball
  412. Golf Lundgren
  413. GOP - Gang of Putin
  414. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  415. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  416. Government Expander
  417. Grabba the Hut
  418. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  419. Grandpa Crazypants
  420. Grandpa Ramblepants
  421. Great Grabsby,The
  422. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  423. Great Pretender
  424. Great White Dope
  425. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  426. Grifter in Chief
  427. Grim Groper
  428. Grizzled Muppet
  429. Grope Dope
  430. Gruesome Grifter
  431. Grumpy
  432. Grumpy Donny
  433. Habañero Hitler
  434. Hagfish-in-Chief
  435. Hair Apparent
  436. Hair Force One
  437. Hair Furher
  438. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  439. Hair Hitler
  440. Hair HItler and the Whigs
  441. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  442. Ham Sandwich
  443. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  444. Hard-on Collidor
  445. Harry HuDummy
  446. Haunted Boss-Baby
  447. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  448. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  449. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  450. Hell Toupee
  451. Herr Führer Trump
  452. Herr Lugenpresse
  453. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  454. His Heinous
  455. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  456. Hospital Laundry
  457. Human Amplifier
  458. Human Combover
  459. Human Corncob
  460. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  461. Human Toupee Hybrid
  462. Humpty Trumpty
  463. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  464. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  465. Idiot Emperor
  466. Idiot's Emperor
  467. Idiot Kristallnact
  468. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  469. Il Douche
  470. Illerate Nero
  471. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  472. Impeached President
  473. Imposter President
  474. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  475. Inciter-in-Chief
  476. Inmate # PO1135809
  477. In Venmate Irate Liar
  478. Inane Interjector
  479. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  480. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  481. Individual 1
  482. Infuriator
  483. IQ45
  484. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  485. It
  486. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  487. Jabba the Gut
  488. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  489. Jabba the Putz
  490. Jack the Gripper
  491. Jackass-o-Lantern
  492. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  493. J. F. K. F. C.
  494. Job Security for Comedians
  495. John Baron
  496. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  497. John Miller
  498. Julious Seize Her
  499. Justice Perverter
  500. Karen
  501. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  502. Kermin the Fraud
  503. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  504. Kim Jong Orange
  505. King Baby Coward
  506. King Con
  507. King Leer
  508. King Moron
  509. King of Debt
  510. King of the Oompa Loompas
  511. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  512. King of the Whoppers
  513. King of Unintentional Comedy
  514. King Twit
  515. Klan Chowder
  516. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  517. K-Mart Caesar
  518. Knot Z Clown
  519. Komrade Bonespurs
  520. Komrade Kumquat
  521. Kremlin Debt
  522. Kremlin Gremlin
  523. Kumquat Despot
  524. L. Ron Chubbard
  525. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  526. Lady Fingers
  527. Lardass Tiddlywink
  528. Lard of the Lies
  529. Lardfather, The
  530. Lardo Caltreason
  531. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  532. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  533. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  534. Lemonhead Elect
  535. Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers
  536. Less Than Zero
  537. Lex Loser
  538. Liar-in-Chief
  539. Lil Donny Moscow
  540. Lingering Orange Fart
  541. Little Donnie Sissypants
  542. Little Hands Trump
  543. Little Lady Fingers
  544. Loch Ness Fraudster
  545. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  546. Lolla Colluda
  547. Lone DeRanger
  548. Lord Commander Marmalade
  549. Lord Dampnut
  550. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  551. Lord of the Whine
  552. LOSER
  553. Loser-In-Chief
  554. Looser Lalipalloza
  555. lowercase president
  556. Lower Everything President
  557. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  558. Lyin Donald
  559. Lyin King
  560. Macaulay Sulkin'
  561. Machado Meltdown
  562. Macho McGrump
  563. Mad Man
  564. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  565. Mad Shambler
  566. Madking Littlehands
  567. Madman
  568. Maga-Lardo
  569. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  570. Malice in Blunderland
  571. Malignant Mango
  572. Malignant Narcissist 
  573. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  574. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  575. Man Behind the Bronzer
  576. Manchurian Cantelope
  577. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  578. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  579. Mandarin Malignancy
  580. Mandarin Moussalini 
  581. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  582. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  583. Mango Maniac
  584. Mango Moron
  585. Mango Mussolini
  586. Mango Mysogynist
  587. Mangu Unchained
  588. Mar-a-Lardo
  589. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  590. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  591. Mark Anatomy
  592. Marmalade Mussolini
  593. Marmalade VonDouche
  594. Master Hater
  595. Mayonaise Sculpture
  596. Mayor McTreason
  597. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  598. McCheetoe Dick
  599. MEGA-low-maniac
  600. MeinHairTrump
  601. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  602. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  603. Menage-a-Treason
  604. Mentally Challenged Orange
  605. Mocro Brain
  606. Mike Pence's X-friend
  607. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  608. Minute Maid Mao
  609. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  610. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  611. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  612. Molester-in-Chief
  613. Moneydiaper McStupid
  614. Monster-in-Chief 
  615. Moron
  616. Moron von Narcissist
  617. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  618. Mount Flushmore
  619. Mountain Douche
  620. Moussolini's Taint
  621. Mr. Firepants
  622. Mr. Inappropriate
  623. My Little Phony
  624. My Little Pony
  625. Mr Tangerine Man
  626. Mr Wiggly Piggly
  627. Mrs Putin
  628. Mrs Steve Banon
  629. Mushroom Dick
  630. Mushroom Dong
  631. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  632. Nacho Nazi
  633. Name-caller in Chief
  634. Napolean Boner Pill
  635. Napolean Bonespurs
  636. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  637. Narcisyphilis
  638. Nazi
  639. Nazimodo
  640. New York Dork
  641. Nightmare-in-Chief
  642. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  643. Nocabulary
  644. Noneilkanner
  645. Nostra Dumbass
  646. Not a Funny Joke
  647. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  648. Notorious KFC
  649. NOTUS
  650. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  651. Nylon Haired Man
  652. Oaf of Office
  653. Odius Orange
  654. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  655. Ole Yeller
  656. Old #45
  657. Old President Crazypants
  658. Old Wack Donald
  659. One Disgusting Human Being
  660. One Term Failure
  661. One Trick Phony
  662. One-Man Crime-Spree
  663. Optimus Crime
  664. Orange Abomination
  665. Orange Antichrist
  666. Orange Anus
  667. Orange Anusmouth
  668. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  669. Orange Bigot
  670. Orange Blowfish
  671. Orange Bozo
  672. Orange Caligula
  673. Orance Conman
  674. Orange Crap Baby Man
  675. Orange Creature
  676. Orange Devil
  677. Orange Douche Nozzle
  678. Orange Dubious Caesar
  679. Orange Egplant
  680. Orange Face
  681. Orange Foolius
  682. Orange Fruitcake
  683. Orange Imbecile
  684. Orange is the New Splat
  685. Orange Jesus
  686. Orange Julius
  687. Orange Menace
  688. Orange Messiah
  689. Orange Monster
  690. Orange Moron
  691. Orange Moronic Lothario
  692. Orange Omen of Doom
  693. Orange Pol Pot
  694. Orange Sex Pest
  695. Orange Shithole
  696. Orange Shitstain
  697. Orange Shitweasel
  698. Orange Slime
  699. Orance Slimebucket
  700. Orange Stain
  701. Orange Thousandiare
  702. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  703. Orange Turd
  704. Orange Tyrant
  705. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  706. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  707. Orange Wankmaggot 
  708. Orangina
  709. OrangeMange
  710. OranguTAN
  711. Our Former Fiasco
  712. Otto von Skidmark
  713. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  714. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  715. Pantone Beelzebub
  716. Papaya Batista
  717. Papaya Pol Pot
  718. Pariah Carey
  719. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  720. Pathetic Looser
  721. Peach Nehi President
  722. Pedophile Don
  723. PEEotus
  724. PEEOTUS
  725. Penis Pumpkinhead
  726. Pepto-Abysmal
  727. Peril
  728. Persimmon Toddler
  729. Petulant Yam
  730. Picasso of Pettiness
  731. Piece of F***ing S**t
  732. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  733. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  734. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  735. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  736. Pinocchip President
  737. Pinocchio Todler
  738. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  739. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  740. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  741. Poop Tweeter
  742. Poopy Doodle Head
  743. Poor Loser
  744. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  745. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  746. POSOTUS
  747. Poster Child of American Decline
  748. PoutyPuss
  749. P.P.Barnum
  750. President Blowhole
  751. President Butterball
  752. President Coward
  753. President Disaster
  754. President Flim-Flam
  755. President Girth Wind and Liar
  756. President Gold Man Sucks
  757. President Grabit
  758. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  759. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  760. President Karen
  761. President Poopie-pants
  762. President Rancid Velveeta
  763. President Snowflake
  764. President Spanky McLiarFace
  765. President Scumbean
  766. President Tang
  767. President* Trump
  768. President Von Munchousen
  769. Presidick
  770. Pretender-in-Chief
  771. Prima Donald
  772. Prince Cheesypoof
  773. Prince of Swine
  774. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  775. Public Access Caligula
  776. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  777. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  778. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  779. Pumpkin Messiah
  780. Pumpkin Pinochet
  781. Pumpkin S**t
  782. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  783. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  784. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  785. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  786. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  787. Putin’s BFF
  788. Putin's Bitch
  789. Putin's Lap Dog
  790. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  791. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  792. Putin’s Pet
  793. Putin's Whore
  794. Putino Weino
  795. Putin's Gambit
  796. Putin's Puppet
  797. Putz
  798. Quarter Flounder
  799. Quasi Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame
  800. Queen's Reich
  801. Quisling of Queens
  802. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  803. Racist-in-Chief
  804. Racist, Sexist Pig
  805. Radioactive Idiot
  806. Rancid Garbage Pils
  807. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  808. Red Don
  809. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  810. Republican Rapture Inducer
  811. Republi-Crap
  812. Resting Crime Face
  813. Rigger Mortis
  814. Riptide of Regression
  815. Rollie Short Fingers
  816. Rome Burning in Man Form
  817. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  818. Rotten Banana
  819. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  820. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  821. Rufous Diaperdump
  822. Rufous Fuckface
  823. Rufous Tyrant
  824. Rump
  825. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  826. Ryan’s Nope
  827. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  828. Sad-itionist
  829. Saddam Le Pompadour
  830. Salmon Sadist
  831. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  832. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  833. Say It Ain't Joe
  834. Scam Delorean
  835. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  836. Scampaigner
  837. Schmuck a' L'orange
  838. Scone Spurs
  839. Scooby Douche
  840. Scooby Coup
  841. Screaming Carot Deamon
  842. Screaming Carot Demon
  843. Scrooge McSchmuck
  844. Scrooge McTrump
  845. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  846. Scum
  847. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  848. Serial Feeler
  849. Seriously???
  850. Seize Her Disgustus
  851. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  852. Shady Marmalade
  853. Shakespeare of Shit
  854. Shambling Sasquatch
  855. Shameless
  856. Shameless Tweeter
  857. Sherbert Pervert
  858. Shitgolfer
  859. Shit Hitting the Fan
  860. Shit-Show Host
  861. Shitty Show Host
  862. Shitler
  863. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  864. Silver Spoon Scion
  865. Sir Leakalot
  866. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  867. Sir Pissy Panties
  868. Sir Sissypants
  869. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  870. Slob Father
  871. Snathcy McGrabbin
  872. Sniffles
  873. Sniveling Sidekick
  874. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  875. Sophomoric Sniveler
  876. Soulless Nightmare
  877. Spanky
  878. Spanky McBonespurs
  879. Sphincter 
  880. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  881. Squid Pro Quo
  882. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  883. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  884. Stark Terror
  885. Stonewall Jackass
  886. Stuporman
  887. Suicide Bummer
  888. Sulk Hogan
  889. Suma Cum Fraude
  890. Sunburned Stalin
  891. Sunkist Stalin
  892. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  893. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  894. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  895. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  896. Swampopotamus
  897. Sweeny Fraud
  898. Sweet Potato Saddam
  899. Syphilitic Apricot
  900. T-Bag
  901. T-Dump
  902. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  903. Taco McPumpkinhead
  904. Tainted Plaintiff 
  905. Talking Yam
  906. Tandalorian
  907. Tang Tyrant
  908. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  909. Tangerine Ball Bag
  910. Tangerine Catastrophe
  911. Tangerine Crosby
  912. Tangerine Conman
  913. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  914. Tangerine Nightmare
  915. Tangerine Nutsack
  916. Tangerine Palpatine
  917. Tangerine Shitler
  918. Tangerine Skidmark
  919. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  920. Tangerine Tornaro
  921. Tangerine Torndao
  922. Tangerine Turd
  923. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  924. Tangering Twitter Machine
  925. Tangerine Tyrant
  926. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  927. Tangerweenie
  928. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  929. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  930. Tax Darth Evader
  931. Team Treason
  932. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  933. Tefflon Donnie
  934. Temper Tantrump
  935. Terra Cotta Turdface
  936. Terrible Twitler
  937. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  938. Thankfully Out of Office!
  939. That Florida Guy
  940. The Albino Rhino
  941. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  942. The Bleached Peach
  943. The Blunderful Wizard of Ahs
  944. The Boufant Buffoon
  945. The Boychurian Candidate
  946. The Brooklyn Bolshevik
  947. The Clorox Heterodox
  948. The Clorox Warlock
  949. The Dermagogue
  950. The Dim Reaper
  951. The Enemy Within
  952. The Gaudfather
  953. The Great Gropesby
  954. The Great Gutsby
  955. The HIPPOcratic Oaf
  956. The Hocus Pocus POTUS
  957. The Holey Roamin Emperror
  958. The Hot Air Buffoon
  959. The Insurrectionist Within
  960. The Lyin King
  961. The MESSiah
  962. The New York Pork Dork
  963. The Nodfather...Don Snoreleone
  964. The Peach with the Bleach and a Brain out of Reach
  965. The Poo-Poo
  966. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  967. The Problem
  968. The Real Dim Shady
  969. The Roamn' Seizer
  970. The Ruinator
  971. The SillyCon Boob
  972. The Snatchural
  973. The Snazzi Nazo
  974. The Trumpinator
  975. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  976. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  977. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  978. The Wrath of Con
  979. The Sexual Predator Within
  980. The Zodiac Biller
  981. Thick Skinned Idiot
  982. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  983. Thousandaire
  984. Thousand-airehole
  985. Tic-Tacky Trump
  986. Tie-Coon
  987. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  988. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  989. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  990. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  991. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  992. Todler Messiah
  993. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  994. Toilet Tweeter
  995. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  996. Touped Fucktrumpet
  997. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  998. Toupée Fiasco
  999. Toxic Burger Fart
  1000. Tocix Orange
  1001. Traffic Cone of Treason
  1002. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  1003. Traitor the Hut
  1004. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  1005. Traitor Tot
  1006. Traitor Trump
  1007. Traitorous Dingleberry
  1008. Trash Hole
  1009. Treason Cerebro
  1010. Treason Weasel
  1011. Treasons Greetings
  1012. Tricky Trump
  1013. TrollerBird
  1014. Tropicana Mussolini
  1015. tRump
  1016. Trump Brulée
  1017. Trump Card
  1018. Trump...the Worst President Since Trump
  1019. Trumpalump
  1020. Trumpamaniac
  1021. Trumpanzee
  1022. Trumparius
  1023. Trumpasoreass Rex
  1024. Trumpdozer
  1025. Trumpenstein
  1026. Trumpinator
  1027. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  1028. Trumpkopf
  1029. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  1030. Trumpledore
  1031. Trumple-ThinSkin
  1032. Trumpnazi
  1033. Trumpocalypse
  1034. Trumprangutang
  1035. Trumptastrophe
  1036. Trumpthechumps
  1037. Trumpty Dumpty
  1038. Trumpunzel
  1039. Tsarzan
  1040. Tufted Taliban
  1041. Turd Reich
  1042. TV Show Twat
  1043. Tweetiloni
  1044. Twice Impeached President
  1045. Twitter Banned for Life
  1046. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  1047. Twitler Twat
  1048. Twitler
  1049. Two-Bit Caesar
  1050. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  1051. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  1052. Un-American
  1053. Unchained Disappointment
  1054. Unchained Sedition
  1055. Uncle Ream US
  1056. Unhinged
  1057. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  1058. Un-presidented
  1059. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  1060. Unreality King
  1061. Urine Haired Usurper
  1062. Unwelcome in NY
  1063. Vagina Neck
  1064. Vanilla ISIS
  1065. Vanity Manatee
  1066. Velveeta Tweeta
  1067. Velveeta Voldemort
  1068. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  1069. Victim-in-Chief
  1070. Vile
  1071. Village Idiot
  1072. Voled-Moron
  1073. Walker Taxes Evader
  1074. Walking Punchline
  1075. Wankpuffin
  1076. Wanna-Be Dictator
  1077. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1078. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1079. Waxed Gritty
  1080. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1081. Weapons Grade Plum
  1082. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1083. Whiner in Chief
  1084. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1085. Whiny Little Bitch
  1086. Whiney the Coup
  1087. White Kanye
  1088. White Pride Piper
  1089. White Scrotus
  1090. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1091. Whopper with Crime
  1092. Wicked Pout Fest
  1093. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1094. Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper
  1095. Windmill Cancer King
  1096. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1097. Witless Cocksplat
  1098. Witless Wonder
  1099. World's Greatest Troll
  1100. Worst President in History
  1101. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1102. X-President
  1103. X-POTUS Poser
  1104. Yam Vader
  1105. Yellow Bluberine
  1106. YMCA-hole!
  1107. You Know Coup
  1108. Zen Master of Hate
  1109. Zit with Dark Secrets
  1110. Zombie Donbie