Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Blowhard douchebag
  57. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  58. Bogus POTUS
  59. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  60. Boiled Maniac
  61. Boinker Oinker
  62. Boldfinger
  63. Bonespurs McFraudster
  64. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  65. Boss Tweety
  66. Bully-in-Chief
  67. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  68. Boss Tweet
  69. Bouffant Buffoon
  70. Boychurian Candidate
  71. Bratman
  72. Bribe of Chuck
  73. Bribe of Chunky
  74. Brokahantis
  75. Bully Boy
  76. Burger Fondler
  77. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  78. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  79. Bushman
  80. Butternut Berlusconi 
  81. Buttplug
  82. Buttplug Face
  83. Cadet Bonespurs
  84. Calamari Lips
  85. Cancer in a Wig
  86. Candy Corn Kremlin
  87. Cantaloupe Caillou
  88. Cantaloupe Caligula
  89. Cantaloupe Cankles
  90. Captain Bluster
  91. Captain Cankles
  92. Captain Chaos
  93. Captain Ouchie Foot
  94. Captain Outrageous
  95. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  96. Captain Tantastic
  97. Carnival Barker
  98. Carrot Caligula
  99. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  100. Census Whitener
  101. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  102. Charm Vacuum
  103. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  104. Cheat Loaf
  105. Cheaten Donald
  106. Cheddar Boy
  107. Cheddar Head
  108. Cheeto Bandito
  109. Cheeto Benito
  110. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  111. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  112. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  113. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  114. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  115. Cheeto Jesus
  116. Cheeto Satan
  117. Cheeto Shitler
  118. Cheeto Voldemort
  119. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  120. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  121. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  122. Cheetoe Jesus
  123. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  124. Cheeto-In-Chief
  125. Cheetolini
  126. Cheeze Wiz
  127. Chester Molester 
  128. Chunk Norris
  129. Chicken Littlehands
  130. Chicken Poop Head
  131. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  132. Chief Baby-Hands
  133. Chief Trouble
  134. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  135. Chump
  136. Chunk Norris
  137. Cinnamon Hitler
  138. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  139. Clan Chowder
  140. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  141. Clear and Present Danger
  142. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  143. Clown-igula
  144. Clown Prince of Politics
  145. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  146. Clueless Numpty
  147. Clueless Orange Julius
  148. Cockwomble 45
  149. Cockwombly Dotard
  150. Cockwork (not) Orange
  151. Code Red Fascist 
  152. Colludacris
  153. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  154. Colonel Scammers
  155. Colonel Slanders
  156. Commander in Beef
  157. Combover Caligula
  158. Combover Con Artist
  159. Commander in Cheat
  160. Commander in Cheese
  161. Commander in Tweet
  162. Commander-in-Grief
  163. Community Theater Strongman
  164. Complete Failure
  165. Comrad Cheetolini
  166. Comrade Cheetolino
  167. Comrade Combover
  168. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  169. Confederate Con-Artist
  170. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  171. Conspiracy Theory King
  172. Convicted Felon
  173. Cotton Candy Hair
  174. Cookie Pants
  175. Coral Babyhands
  176. Corrupt Mother F'er
  177. Corruption Master
  178. Count of Mostly Crisco
  179. Coup-a-Loompa
  180. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  181. Coup-Coup Crazy
  182. Coup-ssolini
  183. Coupthulu
  184. Coup-mander-in-chief
  185. CovefeFool
  186. Covidiot
  187. Cowardly Lyin
  188. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  189. Craziest President
  190. Creep a l'Orange
  191. Creep Throat
  192. Creme de la Crazy
  193. Creme de la Creep
  194. Creme de la Dumb
  195. Crime Champ
  196. Criminal-in-Chief
  197. Crooked Donald
  198. Crown Prince of Politwits
  199. Crybaby Prima Donald
  200. Cult-45
  201. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  202. D-Bag
  203. Daddy Nobucks
  204. Daddy Warbucks
  205. Daddy's Reject
  206. Daffy Don
  207. Dainty Donald
  208. Danger Yam
  209. Dangerous Donald
  210. Darth Cheeto
  211. Darth Hater
  212. Darth Tax Evador
  213. Darth Traitor 
  214. Deadbead Donald
  215. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  216. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  217. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  218. Delirious Treasons 
  219. Delusion Paluza
  220. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  221. Demander-in-Chief
  222. Demented Popeye
  223. Dementia Donnie
  224. Depressed Testicle
  225. Der Fahrter
  226. Der Groepenfuehrer
  227. Deranged Donald
  228. Despot Cheetoe
  229. Detached from Reality
  230. Diaper Don
  231. Diaper Donald
  232. Dick A L'Orange
  233. Dick Tater
  234. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  235. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  236. Dingbat Donald
  237. Dingus Con
  238. Dingus ex Machina
  239. Dire Appy
  240. Dirt
  241. Disgusting 
  242. Dishonest Don
  243. DisHonor System
  244. Divider in Chief
  245. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  246. Dodgy Donald
  247. Dolt-45
  248. Don Dementia
  249. Don Juan
  250. Don Nots
  251. Don the Con
  252. Donadolf Trumpler
  253. Donald Bin Laden
  254. Donald Chickenheart
  255. Donald Chump
  256. Donald deGonad
  257. Donald Dingbat
  258. Donald Dipshit
  259. Donald Doom
  260. Donald Douche and the Bags
  261. Donald Drumfkopf
  262. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  263. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  264. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  265. Donald Tax-Duck
  266. Donald the Insufferable
  267. Donald the Menace
  268. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  269. Donnie Bratso
  270. Donnie Doll-hands
  271. Donnie TicTac
  272. Donny Crapple Seed
  273. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  274. Donny Doodle Diaper
  275. Donny Jiggly Chins
  276. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  277. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  278. Dopey Don
  279. Dotard
  280. Douche a'Lorange
  281. Douche Bigalow
  282. Douche Canoe
  283. Douche of Hazard
  284. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  285. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  286. Doucheald Trump
  287. Dr. Strangelove
  288. Draft Dodger Don
  289. Dreamsicle Demon
  290. Droolius Geezer
  291. Drumpf (Original family name)
  292. Dubious Caesar 
  293. Dufos Don
  294. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  295. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  296. Dumb Sauron
  297. Dumbelldore
  298. Dumbestdore
  299. DumbleDon
  300. Dumpster
  301. Dumpty Trumpty
  302. Ego Maniac
  303. El Crappy Tan
  304. El Creepo
  305. El Douche
  306. El Hombre de Tang
  307. Election Looser
  308. Election Looser in Chief
  309. Emperor with no Balls
  310. Emperor with no Clothes
  311. Emperor with no Clue
  312. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  313. End of Democracy
  314. Eric's Dad
  315. Excrement Example
  316. Exhibit A-hole
  317. Existential Threat to Democracy
  318. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  319. Failed 45
  320. Fake Pinocchio President
  321. Fanta Fascist
  322. Fanta Fascist
  323. Farcissist
  324. Fart with Bad Hair
  325. Fascist
  326. Faschists Friend
  327. Fascist Carnival Barker
  328. Fascist Gump
  329. Fat Failing Donny
  330. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  331. Fat Marie Antoinette
  332. Fat Nixon
  333. Fat Putin
  334. Fat Smellvis
  335. Fat White Slug
  336. Fatty Kreuger
  337. FAUXTUS
  338. Feckless Pustule
  339. Felon
  340. Felon-Ade
  341. Felonfraudrapistidiot
  342. Feral Shulting Meatball
  343. Field Marshall Trump
  344. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  345. Filet-o-Farts
  346. Filet-o-Fool
  347. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  348. F'ing Lunatic
  349. Flaba Dabba Goo
  350. Flabrador Deceiver 
  351. Flaccid Flag
  352. Flag Fondler
  353. Flatulent Furor
  354. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  355. Flighty Wind
  356. Flip Flopper
  357. Flipper
  358. Flordian Fondler
  359. Flush Force One
  360. Fomentalist
  361. Fool
  362. Former Fiasco
  363. Former Government Employee
  364. Forrest Dump
  365. Forrest Trump
  366. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  367. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  368. Fraud
  369. Fraud Father
  370. Fraud Flinstone
  371. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  372. Fraudo Baggins
  373. Fraudster in Chief
  374. Fraudy Kreuger
  375. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  376. Friendless Urinal Cake
  377. Frisker-in-Chief
  378. Frisky Frisker
  379. Fruit of the Loom
  380. Fruit of the Loon
  381. Fucker
  382. Fuckface von Clownstick
  383. Full Diaper
  384. Genghis Con
  385. Ghengis Can't
  386. Giant Orange Cockroach
  387. Giant Yellow Shrimp
  388. Ginger Genghis
  389. Girth Vader
  390. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  391. Gold Yeller
  392. Golden Calf of Doom
  393. Golden Wrecking Ball
  394. Golf Lundgren
  395. GOP - Gang of Putin
  396. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  397. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  398. Government Expander
  399. Grabba the Hut
  400. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  401. Grandpa Crazypants
  402. Great Grabsby,The
  403. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  404. Great Pretender
  405. Great White Dope
  406. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  407. Grifter in Chief
  408. Grim Groper
  409. Grizzled Muppet
  410. Grope Dope
  411. Gruesome Grifter
  412. Grumpy
  413. Grumpy Donny
  414. Habañero Hitler
  415. Hagfish-in-Chief
  416. Hair Apparent
  417. Hair Force One
  418. Hair Furher
  419. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  420. Hair Hitler
  421. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  422. Ham Sandwich
  423. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  424. Hard-on Collidor
  425. Harry HuDummy
  426. Haunted Boss-Baby
  427. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  428. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  429. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  430. Hell Toupee
  431. Herr Führer Trump
  432. Herr Lugenpresse
  433. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  434. His Heinous
  435. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  436. Hospital Laundry
  437. Human Amplifier
  438. Human Combover
  439. Human Corncob
  440. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  441. Human Toupee Hybrid
  442. Humpty Trumpty
  443. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  444. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  445. Idiot Emperor
  446. Idiot's Emperor
  447. Idiot Kristallnact
  448. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  449. Il Douche
  450. Illerate Nero
  451. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  452. Impeached President
  453. Imposter President
  454. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  455. Inciter-in-Chief
  456. Inmate # PO1135809
  457. In Venmate Irate Liar
  458. Inane Interjector
  459. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  460. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  461. Individual 1
  462. Infuriator
  463. IQ45
  464. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  465. It
  466. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  467. Jabba the Gut
  468. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  469. Jabba the Putz
  470. Jack the Gripper
  471. Jackass-o-Lantern
  472. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  473. J. F. K. F. C.
  474. Job Security for Comedians
  475. John Baron
  476. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  477. John Miller
  478. Justice Perverter
  479. Karen
  480. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  481. Kermin the Fraud
  482. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  483. Kim Jong Orange
  484. King Baby Coward
  485. King Con
  486. King Leer
  487. King Moron
  488. King of Debt
  489. King of the Oompa Loompas
  490. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  491. King of the Whoppers
  492. King of Unintentional Comedy
  493. King Twit
  494. Klan Chowder
  495. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  496. K-Mart Caesar
  497. Knot Z Clown
  498. Komrade Bonespurs
  499. Komrade Kumquat
  500. Kremlin Debt
  501. Kremlin Gremlin
  502. Kumquat Despot
  503. L. Ron Chubbard
  504. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  505. Lady Fingers
  506. Lardass Tiddlywink
  507. Lard of the Lies
  508. Lardfather, The
  509. Lardo Caltreason
  510. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  511. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  512. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  513. Lemonhead Elect
  514. Less Than Zero
  515. Lex Loser
  516. Liar-in-Chief
  517. Lil Donny Moscow
  518. Lingering Orange Fart
  519. Little Donnie Sissypants
  520. Little Hands Trump
  521. Little Lady Fingers
  522. Loch Ness Fraudster
  523. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  524. Lolla Colluda
  525. Lone DeRanger
  526. Lord Commander Marmalade
  527. Lord Dampnut
  528. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  529. Lord of the Whine
  530. LOSER
  531. Loser-In-Chief
  532. Looser Lalipalloza
  533. lowercase president
  534. Lower Everything President
  535. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  536. Lyin Donald
  537. Lyin King
  538. Macaulay Sulkin'
  539. Machado Meltdown
  540. Macho McGrump
  541. Mad Man
  542. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  543. Mad Shambler
  544. Madking Littlehands
  545. Madman
  546. Maga-Lardo
  547. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  548. Malignant Mango
  549. Malignant Narcissist 
  550. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  551. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  552. Man Behind the Bronzer
  553. Manchurian Cantelope
  554. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  555. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  556. Mandarin Malignancy
  557. Mandarin Moussalini 
  558. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  559. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  560. Mango Maniac
  561. Mango Moron
  562. Mango Mussolini
  563. Mango Mysogynist
  564. Mangu Unchained
  565. Mar-a-Lardo
  566. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  567. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  568. Marmalade Mussolini
  569. Marmalade VonDouche
  570. Master Hater
  571. Mayonaise Sculpture
  572. Mayor McTreason
  573. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  574. McCheetoe Dick
  575. MEGA-low-maniac
  576. MeinHairTrump
  577. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  578. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  579. Menage-a-Treason
  580. Mentally Challenged Orange
  581. Mocro Brain
  582. Mike Pence's X-friend
  583. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  584. Minute Maid Mao
  585. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  586. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  587. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  588. Molester-in-Chief
  589. Moneydiaper McStupid
  590. Monster-in-Chief 
  591. Moron
  592. Moron von Narcissist
  593. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  594. Mount Flushmore
  595. Mountain Douche
  596. Moussolini's Taint
  597. Mr. Firepants
  598. Mr. Inappropriate
  599. My Little Phony
  600. My Little Pony
  601. Mr Tangerine Man
  602. Mrs Putin
  603. Mrs Steve Banon
  604. Mushroom Dick
  605. Mushroom Dong
  606. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  607. Nacho Nazi
  608. Name-caller in Chief
  609. Napolean Boner Pill
  610. Napolean Bonespurs
  611. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  612. Narcisyphilis
  613. Nazi
  614. Nazimodo
  615. New York Dork
  616. Nightmare-in-Chief
  617. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  618. Nocabulary
  619. Noneilkanner
  620. Nostra Dumbass
  621. Not a Funny Joke
  622. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  623. Notorious KFC
  624. NOTUS
  625. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  626. Nylon Haired Man
  627. Oaf of Office
  628. Odius Orange
  629. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  630. Ole Yeller
  631. Old #45
  632. Old President Crazypants
  633. Old Wack Donald
  634. One Disgusting Human Being
  635. One Term Failure
  636. One Trick Phony
  637. One-Man Crime-Spree
  638. Optimus Crime
  639. Orange Abomination
  640. Orange Antichrist
  641. Orange Anus
  642. Orange Anusmouth
  643. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  644. Orange Bigot
  645. Orange Blowfish
  646. Orange Bozo
  647. Orange Caligula
  648. Orance Conman
  649. Orange Crap Baby Man
  650. Orange Devil
  651. Orange Douche Nozzle
  652. Orange Dubious Caesar
  653. Orange Egplant
  654. Orange Face
  655. Orange Foolius
  656. Orange Fruitcake
  657. Orange Imbecile
  658. Orange is the New Splat
  659. Orange Jesus
  660. Orange Julius
  661. Orange Menace
  662. Orange Messiah
  663. Orange Monster
  664. Orange Moron
  665. Orange Moronic Lothario
  666. Orange Omen of Doom
  667. Orange Pol Pot
  668. Orange Sex Pest
  669. Orange Shithole
  670. Orange Shitstain
  671. Orange Shitweasel
  672. Orange Slime
  673. Orance Slimebucket
  674. Orange Stain
  675. Orange Thousandiare
  676. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  677. Orange Turd
  678. Orange Tyrant
  679. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  680. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  681. Orange Wankmaggot 
  682. Orangina
  683. OrangeMange
  684. OranguTAN
  685. Our Former Fiasco
  686. Otto von Skidmark
  687. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  688. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  689. Pantone Beelzebub
  690. Papaya Batista
  691. Papaya Pol Pot
  692. Pariah Carey
  693. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  694. Pathetic Looser
  695. Peach Nehi President
  696. PEEotus
  697. PEEOTUS
  698. Penis Pumpkinhead
  699. Pepto-Abysmal
  700. Peril
  701. Persimmon Toddler
  702. Petulant Yam
  703. Picasso of Pettiness
  704. Piece of F***ing S**t
  705. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  706. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  707. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  708. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  709. Pinocchip President
  710. Pinocchio Todler
  711. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  712. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  713. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  714. Poop Tweeter
  715. Poopy Doodle Head
  716. Poor Loser
  717. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  718. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  719. POSOTUS
  720. Poster Child of American Decline
  721. PoutyPuss
  722. P.P.Barnum
  723. President Blowhole
  724. President Butterball
  725. President Coward
  726. President Disaster
  727. President Flim-Flam
  728. President Girth Wind and Liar
  729. President Gold Man Sucks
  730. President Grabit
  731. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  732. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  733. President Karen
  734. President Poopie-pants
  735. President Rancid Velveeta
  736. President Snowflake
  737. President Spanky McLiarFace
  738. President Tang
  739. President* Trump
  740. President Von Munchousen
  741. Presidick
  742. Pretender-in-Chief
  743. Prima Donald
  744. Prince Cheesypoof
  745. Prince of Swine
  746. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  747. Public Access Caligula
  748. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  749. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  750. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  751. Pumpkin Messiah
  752. Pumpkin Pinochet
  753. Pumpkin S**t
  754. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  755. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  756. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  757. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  758. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  759. Putin’s BFF
  760. Putin's Bitch
  761. Putin's Lap Dog
  762. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  763. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  764. Putin’s Pet
  765. Putin's Whore
  766. Putino Weino
  767. Putin's Gambit
  768. Putin's Puppet
  769. Putz
  770. Quarter Flounder
  771. Queen's Reich
  772. Quisling of Queens
  773. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  774. Racist-in-Chief
  775. Racist, Sexist Pig
  776. Radioactive Idiot
  777. Rancid Garbage Pils
  778. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  779. Red Don
  780. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  781. Republican Rapture Inducer
  782. Republi-Crap
  783. Resting Crime Face
  784. Riptide of Regression
  785. Rollie Short Fingers
  786. Rome Burning in Man Form
  787. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  788. Rotten Banana
  789. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  790. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  791. Rufous Diaperdump
  792. Rufous Fuckface
  793. Rufous Tyrant
  794. Rump
  795. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  796. Ryan’s Nope
  797. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  798. Sad-itionist
  799. Salmon Sadist
  800. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  801. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  802. Say It Ain't Joe
  803. Scam Delorean
  804. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  805. Scampaigner
  806. Schmuck a' L'orange
  807. Scone Spurs
  808. Scooby Douche
  809. Scooby Coup
  810. Screaming Carot Deamon
  811. Screaming Carot Demon
  812. Scrooge McSchmuck
  813. Scrooge McTrump
  814. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  815. Scum
  816. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  817. Serial Feeler
  818. Seriously???
  819. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  820. Shady Marmalade
  821. Shakespeare of Shit
  822. Shambling Sasquatch
  823. Shameless
  824. Shameless Tweeter
  825. Sherbert Pervert
  826. Shitgolfer
  827. Shit Hitting the Fan
  828. Shit-Show Host
  829. Shitty Show Host
  830. Shitler
  831. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  832. Silver Spoon Scion
  833. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  834. Sir Sissypants
  835. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  836. Slob Father
  837. Snathcy McGrabbin
  838. Sniffles
  839. Sniveling Sidekick
  840. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  841. Sophomoric Sniveler
  842. Soulless Nightmare
  843. Spanky
  844. Spanky McBonespurs
  845. Sphincter 
  846. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  847. Squid Pro Quo
  848. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  849. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  850. Stark Terror
  851. Stonewall Jackass
  852. Stuporman
  853. Suicide Bummer
  854. Sulk Hogan
  855. Suma Cum Fraude
  856. Sunburned Stalin
  857. Sunkist Stalin
  858. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  859. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  860. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  861. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  862. Swampopotamus
  863. Sweeny Fraud
  864. Sweet Potato Saddam
  865. Syphilitic Apricot
  866. T-Bag
  867. T-Dump
  868. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  869. Tainted Plaintiff 
  870. Talking Yam
  871. Tandalorian
  872. Tang Tyrant
  873. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  874. Tangerine Ball Bag
  875. Tangerine Catastrophe
  876. Tangerine Crosby
  877. Tangerine Conman
  878. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  879. Tangerine Nightmare
  880. Tangerine Nutsack
  881. Tangerine Palpatine
  882. Tangerine Shitler
  883. Tangerine Skidmark
  884. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  885. Tangerine Tornaro
  886. Tangerine Torndao
  887. Tangerine Turd
  888. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  889. Tangering Twitter Machine
  890. Tangerine Tyrant
  891. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  892. Tangerweenie
  893. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  894. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  895. Tax Darth Evader
  896. Team Treason
  897. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  898. Tefflon Donnie
  899. Temper Tantrump
  900. Terra Cotta Turdface
  901. Terrible Twitler
  902. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  903. Thankfully Out of Office!
  904. That Florida Guy
  905. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  906. The Dim Reaper
  907. The Enemy Within
  908. The Insurrectionist Within
  909. The Lyin King
  910. The Poo-Poo
  911. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  912. The Problem
  913. The Real Dim Shady
  914. The Ruinator
  915. The Trumpinator
  916. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  917. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  918. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  919. The Wrath of Con
  920. The Sexual Predator Within
  921. Thick Skinned Idiot
  922. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  923. Thousandaire
  924. Thousand-airehole
  925. Tic-Tacky Trump
  926. Tie-Coon
  927. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  928. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  929. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  930. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  931. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  932. Todler Messiah
  933. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  934. Toilet Tweeter
  935. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  936. Touped Fucktrumpet
  937. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  938. Toupée Fiasco
  939. Toxic Burger Fart
  940. Tocix Orange
  941. Traffic Cone of Treason
  942. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  943. Traitor the Hut
  944. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  945. Traitor Tot
  946. Traitor Trump
  947. Traitorous Dingleberry
  948. Trash Hole
  949. Treason Cerebro
  950. Treason Weasel
  951. Treasons Greetings
  952. Tricky Trump
  953. TrollerBird
  954. Tropicana Mussolini
  955. tRump
  956. Trump Brulée
  957. Trump Card
  958. Trump...the Worst President Since Trump
  959. Trumpalump
  960. Trumpamaniac
  961. Trumpanzee
  962. Trumparius
  963. Trumpasoreass Rex
  964. Trumpdozer
  965. Trumpenstein
  966. Trumpinator
  967. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  968. Trumpkopf
  969. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  970. Trumpledore
  971. Trumple-ThinSkin
  972. Trumpnazi
  973. Trumpocalypse
  974. Trumprangutang
  975. Trumptastrophe
  976. Trumpthechumps
  977. Trumpty Dumpty
  978. Trumpunzel
  979. Tufted Taliban
  980. Turd Reich
  981. TV Show Twat
  982. Tweetiloni
  983. Twice Impeached President
  984. Twitter Banned for Life
  985. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  986. Twitler Twat
  987. Twitler
  988. Two-Bit Caesar
  989. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  990. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  991. Un-American
  992. Unchained Disappointment
  993. Unchained Sedition
  994. Unhinged
  995. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  996. Un-presidented
  997. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  998. Unreality King
  999. Urine Haired Usurper
  1000. Unwelcome in NY
  1001. Vagina Neck
  1002. Vanilla ISIS
  1003. Vanity Manatee
  1004. Velveeta Tweeta
  1005. Velveeta Voldemort
  1006. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  1007. Victim-in-Chief
  1008. Vile
  1009. Village Idiot
  1010. Voled-Moron
  1011. Walker Taxes Evader
  1012. Walking Punchline
  1013. Wankpuffin
  1014. Wanna-Be Dictator
  1015. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1016. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1017. Waxed Gritty
  1018. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1019. Weapons Grade Plum
  1020. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1021. Whiner in Chief
  1022. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1023. Whiny Little Bitch
  1024. Whiney the Coup
  1025. White Kanye
  1026. White Pride Piper
  1027. White Scrotus
  1028. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1029. Whopper with Crime
  1030. Wicked Pout Fest
  1031. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1032. Windmill Cancer King
  1033. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1034. Witless Cocksplat
  1035. Witless Wonder
  1036. World's Greatest Troll
  1037. Worst President in History
  1038. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1039. X-President
  1040. X-POTUS Poser
  1041. Yam Vader
  1042. Yellow Bluberine
  1043. YMCA-hole!
  1044. You Know Coup
  1045. Zen Master of Hate
  1046. Zit with Dark Secrets