Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the
  42. Biggest Snoozer 
  43. Bigly Loser
  44. Bigoted Billionaire
  45. Bilious Billionaire
  46. Bimbo Chaser
  47. Birther Maniac
  48. Blabbermouth Don
  49. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  50. Bloated Orange Has-been
  51. Bloatus
  52. Blonde Pumpkin
  53. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  54. Bloviating Fleshbag
  55. Bloviator in Chief
  56. Blowhard
  57. Blowhard douchebag
  58. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  59. Bogus POTUS
  60. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  61. Boiled Maniac
  62. Boinker Oinker
  63. Boldfinger
  64. Bonespurs McFraudster
  65. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  66. Boss Tweety
  67. Bully-in-Chief
  68. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  69. Boss Tweet
  70. Bouffant Buffoon
  71. Boychurian Candidate
  72. Bratman
  73. Bribe of Chuck
  74. Bribe of Chunky
  75. Brokahantis
  76. Bully Boy
  77. Burger Fondler
  78. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  79. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  80. Bushman
  81. Butternut Berlusconi 
  82. Buttplug
  83. Buttplug Face
  84. Cadet Bonespurs
  85. Calamari Lips
  86. Cancer in a Wig
  87. Candy Corn Kremlin
  88. Cantaloupe Caillou
  89. Cantaloupe Caligula
  90. Cantaloupe Cankles
  91. Captain Bluster
  92. Captain Cankles
  93. Captain Chaos
  94. Captain Ouchie Foot
  95. Captain Outrageous
  96. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  97. Captain Tantastic
  98. Carnival Barker
  99. Carrot Caligula
  100. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  101. Cataleptic Conman
  102. Census Whitener
  103. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  104. Charm Vacuum
  105. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  106. Cheat Loaf
  107. Cheaten Donald
  108. Cheddar Boy
  109. Cheddar Head
  110. Cheeto Bandito
  111. Cheeto Benito
  112. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  113. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  114. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  115. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  116. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  117. Cheeto Jesus
  118. Cheeto Satan
  119. Cheeto Shitler
  120. Cheeto Voldemort
  121. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  122. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  123. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  124. Cheetoe Jesus
  125. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  126. Cheeto-In-Chief
  127. Cheetolini
  128. Cheeze Wiz
  129. Chester Molester 
  130. Chunk Norris
  131. Chicken Littlehands
  132. Chicken Poop Head
  133. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  134. Chief Baby-Hands
  135. Chief Trouble
  136. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  137. Chump
  138. Chunk Norris
  139. Cinnamon Hitler
  140. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  141. Clan Chowder
  142. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  143. Clear and Present Danger
  144. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  145. Clown-igula
  146. Clown Prince of Politics
  147. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  148. Clueless Numpty
  149. Clueless Orange Julius
  150. Cockwomble 45
  151. Cockwombly Dotard
  152. Cockwork (not) Orange
  153. Code Red Fascist 
  154. Colludacris
  155. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  156. Colonel Scammers
  157. Colonel Slanders
  158. Commander in Beef
  159. Combover Caligula
  160. Combover Con Artist
  161. Commander in Cheat
  162. Commander in Cheese
  163. Commander in Tweet
  164. Commander-in-Grief
  165. Community Theater Strongman
  166. Complete Failure
  167. Comrad Cheetolini
  168. Comrade Cheetolino
  169. Comrade Combover
  170. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  171. Confederate Con-Artist
  172. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  173. Conspiracy Theory King
  174. Convicted Felon
  175. Cotton Candy Hair
  176. Cookie Pants
  177. Coral Babyhands
  178. Corrupt Mother F'er
  179. Corruption Master
  180. Count of Mostly Crisco
  181. Coup-a-Loompa
  182. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  183. Coup-Coup Crazy
  184. Coup-ssolini
  185. Coupthulu
  186. Coup-mander-in-chief
  187. CovefeFool
  188. Covidiot
  189. Cowardly Lyin
  190. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  191. Craziest President
  192. Creep a l'Orange
  193. Creep Throat
  194. Creme de la Crazy
  195. Creme de la Creep
  196. Creme de la Dumb
  197. Crime Champ
  198. Criminal-in-Chief
  199. Crooked Donald
  200. Crown Prince of Politwits
  201. Crybaby Prima Donald
  202. Cult-45
  203. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  204. D-Bag
  205. Daddy Nobucks
  206. Daddy Warbucks
  207. Daddy's Reject
  208. Daffy Don
  209. Dainty Donald
  210. Danger Yam
  211. Dangerous Donald
  212. Darth Cheeto
  213. Darth Hater
  214. Darth Tax Evador
  215. Darth Traitor 
  216. Deadbead Donald
  217. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  218. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  219. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  220. Delirious Treasons 
  221. Delusion Paluza
  222. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  223. Demander-in-Chief
  224. Demented Popeye
  225. Dementia Donnie
  226. Depressed Testicle
  227. Der Fahrter
  228. Der Groepenfuehrer
  229. Deranged Donald
  230. Despot Cheetoe
  231. Detached from Reality
  232. Diaper Don
  233. Diaper Donald
  234. Dick A L'Orange
  235. Dick Tater
  236. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  237. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  238. Dingbat Donald
  239. Dingus Con
  240. Dingus ex Machina
  241. Dire Appy
  242. Dirt
  243. Disgusting 
  244. Dishonest Don
  245. DisHonor System
  246. Divider in Chief
  247. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  248. Dodgy Donald
  249. Dolt-45
  250. Don Dementia
  251. Don Juan
  252. Don Nots
  253. Don the Con
  254. Donadolf Trumpler
  255. Donald Bin Laden
  256. Donald Chickenheart
  257. Donald Chump
  258. Donald deGonad
  259. Donald Dingbat
  260. Donald Dipshit
  261. Donald Doom
  262. Donald Douche and the Bags
  263. Donald Drumfkopf
  264. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  265. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  266. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  267. Donald Tax-Duck
  268. Donald the Insufferable
  269. Donald the Menace
  270. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  271. Donnie Bratso
  272. Donnie Doll-hands
  273. Donnie TicTac
  274. Donny Crapple Seed
  275. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  276. Donny Doodle Diaper
  277. Donny Jiggly Chins
  278. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  279. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  280. Dopey Don
  281. Dotard
  282. Douche a'Lorange
  283. Douche Bigalow
  284. Douche Canoe
  285. Douche of Hazard
  286. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  287. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  288. Doucheald Trump
  289. Dr. Strangelove
  290. Draft Dodger Don
  291. Dreamsicle Demon
  292. Droolius Geezer
  293. Drumpf (Original family name)
  294. Dubious Caesar 
  295. Dufos Don
  296. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  297. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  298. Dumb Sauron
  299. Dumbelldore
  300. Dumbestdore
  301. DumbleDon
  302. Dumfungled Donnie
  303. Dumpster
  304. Dumpty Trumpty
  305. Ego Maniac
  306. El Crappy Tan
  307. El Creepo
  308. El Douche
  309. El Hombre de Tang
  310. Election Looser
  311. Election Looser in Chief
  312. Emperor with no Balls
  313. Emperor with no Clothes
  314. Emperor with no Clue
  315. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  316. End of Democracy
  317. Eric's Dad
  318. Excrement Example
  319. Exhibit A-hole
  320. Existential Threat to Democracy
  321. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  322. Failed 45
  323. Fake Pinocchio President
  324. Fanta Fascist
  325. Fanta Fascist
  326. Farcissist
  327. Fart with Bad Hair
  328. Fascist
  329. Faschists Friend
  330. Fascist Carnival Barker
  331. Fascist Gump
  332. Fat Failing Donny
  333. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  334. Fat Marie Antoinette
  335. Fat Nixon
  336. Fat Putin
  337. Fat Smellvis
  338. Fat White Slug
  339. Fatty Kreuger
  340. FAUXTUS
  341. Feckless Pustule
  342. Felon
  343. Felon-Ade
  344. Felonfraudrapistidiot
  345. Feral Shulting Meatball
  346. Field Marshall Trump
  347. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  348. Filet-o-Farts
  349. Filet-o-Fool
  350. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  351. F'ing Lunatic
  352. Flaba Dabba Goo
  353. Flabrador Deceiver 
  354. Flaccid Flag
  355. Flag Fondler
  356. Flatulent Furor
  357. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  358. Flighty Wind
  359. Flip Flopper
  360. Flipper
  361. Flordian Fondler
  362. Flush Force One
  363. Fomentalist
  364. Fool
  365. Former Fiasco
  366. Former Government Employee
  367. Forrest Dump
  368. Forrest Trump
  369. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  370. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  371. Fraud
  372. Fraud Father
  373. Fraud Flinstone
  374. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  375. Fraudo Baggins
  376. Fraudster in Chief
  377. Fraudy Kreuger
  378. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  379. Friendless Urinal Cake
  380. Frisker-in-Chief
  381. Frisky Frisker
  382. Fruit of the Loom
  383. Fruit of the Loon
  384. Fucker
  385. Fuckface von Clownstick
  386. Full Diaper
  387. Genghis Con
  388. Ghengis Can't
  389. Giant Orange Cockroach
  390. Giant Yellow Shrimp
  391. Ginger Genghis
  392. Girth Vader
  393. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  394. Gold Yeller
  395. Golden Calf of Doom
  396. Golden Wrecking Ball
  397. Golf Lundgren
  398. GOP - Gang of Putin
  399. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  400. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  401. Government Expander
  402. Grabba the Hut
  403. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  404. Grandpa Crazypants
  405. Great Grabsby,The
  406. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  407. Great Pretender
  408. Great White Dope
  409. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  410. Grifter in Chief
  411. Grim Groper
  412. Grizzled Muppet
  413. Grope Dope
  414. Gruesome Grifter
  415. Grumpy
  416. Grumpy Donny
  417. Habañero Hitler
  418. Hagfish-in-Chief
  419. Hair Apparent
  420. Hair Force One
  421. Hair Furher
  422. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  423. Hair Hitler
  424. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  425. Ham Sandwich
  426. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  427. Hard-on Collidor
  428. Harry HuDummy
  429. Haunted Boss-Baby
  430. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  431. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  432. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  433. Hell Toupee
  434. Herr Führer Trump
  435. Herr Lugenpresse
  436. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  437. His Heinous
  438. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  439. Hospital Laundry
  440. Human Amplifier
  441. Human Combover
  442. Human Corncob
  443. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  444. Human Toupee Hybrid
  445. Humpty Trumpty
  446. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  447. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  448. Idiot Emperor
  449. Idiot's Emperor
  450. Idiot Kristallnact
  451. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  452. Il Douche
  453. Illerate Nero
  454. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  455. Impeached President
  456. Imposter President
  457. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  458. Inciter-in-Chief
  459. Inmate # PO1135809
  460. In Venmate Irate Liar
  461. Inane Interjector
  462. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  463. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  464. Individual 1
  465. Infuriator
  466. IQ45
  467. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  468. It
  469. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  470. Jabba the Gut
  471. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  472. Jabba the Putz
  473. Jack the Gripper
  474. Jackass-o-Lantern
  475. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  476. J. F. K. F. C.
  477. Job Security for Comedians
  478. John Baron
  479. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  480. John Miller
  481. Justice Perverter
  482. Karen
  483. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  484. Kermin the Fraud
  485. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  486. Kim Jong Orange
  487. King Baby Coward
  488. King Con
  489. King Leer
  490. King Moron
  491. King of Debt
  492. King of the Oompa Loompas
  493. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  494. King of the Whoppers
  495. King of Unintentional Comedy
  496. King Twit
  497. Klan Chowder
  498. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  499. K-Mart Caesar
  500. Knot Z Clown
  501. Komrade Bonespurs
  502. Komrade Kumquat
  503. Kremlin Debt
  504. Kremlin Gremlin
  505. Kumquat Despot
  506. L. Ron Chubbard
  507. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  508. Lady Fingers
  509. Lardass Tiddlywink
  510. Lard of the Lies
  511. Lardfather, The
  512. Lardo Caltreason
  513. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  514. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  515. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  516. Lemonhead Elect
  517. Less Than Zero
  518. Lex Loser
  519. Liar-in-Chief
  520. Lil Donny Moscow
  521. Lingering Orange Fart
  522. Little Donnie Sissypants
  523. Little Hands Trump
  524. Little Lady Fingers
  525. Loch Ness Fraudster
  526. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  527. Lolla Colluda
  528. Lone DeRanger
  529. Lord Commander Marmalade
  530. Lord Dampnut
  531. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  532. Lord of the Whine
  533. LOSER
  534. Loser-In-Chief
  535. Looser Lalipalloza
  536. lowercase president
  537. Lower Everything President
  538. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  539. Lyin Donald
  540. Lyin King
  541. Macaulay Sulkin'
  542. Machado Meltdown
  543. Macho McGrump
  544. Mad Man
  545. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  546. Mad Shambler
  547. Madking Littlehands
  548. Madman
  549. Maga-Lardo
  550. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  551. Malignant Mango
  552. Malignant Narcissist 
  553. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  554. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  555. Man Behind the Bronzer
  556. Manchurian Cantelope
  557. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  558. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  559. Mandarin Malignancy
  560. Mandarin Moussalini 
  561. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  562. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  563. Mango Maniac
  564. Mango Moron
  565. Mango Mussolini
  566. Mango Mysogynist
  567. Mangu Unchained
  568. Mar-a-Lardo
  569. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  570. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  571. Marmalade Mussolini
  572. Marmalade VonDouche
  573. Master Hater
  574. Mayonaise Sculpture
  575. Mayor McTreason
  576. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  577. McCheetoe Dick
  578. MEGA-low-maniac
  579. MeinHairTrump
  580. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  581. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  582. Menage-a-Treason
  583. Mentally Challenged Orange
  584. Mocro Brain
  585. Mike Pence's X-friend
  586. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  587. Minute Maid Mao
  588. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  589. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  590. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  591. Molester-in-Chief
  592. Moneydiaper McStupid
  593. Monster-in-Chief 
  594. Moron
  595. Moron von Narcissist
  596. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  597. Mount Flushmore
  598. Mountain Douche
  599. Moussolini's Taint
  600. Mr. Firepants
  601. Mr. Inappropriate
  602. My Little Phony
  603. My Little Pony
  604. Mr Tangerine Man
  605. Mrs Putin
  606. Mrs Steve Banon
  607. Mushroom Dick
  608. Mushroom Dong
  609. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  610. Nacho Nazi
  611. Name-caller in Chief
  612. Napolean Boner Pill
  613. Napolean Bonespurs
  614. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  615. Narcisyphilis
  616. Nazi
  617. Nazimodo
  618. New York Dork
  619. Nightmare-in-Chief
  620. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  621. Nocabulary
  622. Noneilkanner
  623. Nostra Dumbass
  624. Not a Funny Joke
  625. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  626. Notorious KFC
  627. NOTUS
  628. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  629. Nylon Haired Man
  630. Oaf of Office
  631. Odius Orange
  632. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  633. Ole Yeller
  634. Old #45
  635. Old President Crazypants
  636. Old Wack Donald
  637. One Disgusting Human Being
  638. One Term Failure
  639. One Trick Phony
  640. One-Man Crime-Spree
  641. Optimus Crime
  642. Orange Abomination
  643. Orange Antichrist
  644. Orange Anus
  645. Orange Anusmouth
  646. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  647. Orange Bigot
  648. Orange Blowfish
  649. Orange Bozo
  650. Orange Caligula
  651. Orance Conman
  652. Orange Crap Baby Man
  653. Orange Devil
  654. Orange Douche Nozzle
  655. Orange Dubious Caesar
  656. Orange Egplant
  657. Orange Face
  658. Orange Foolius
  659. Orange Fruitcake
  660. Orange Imbecile
  661. Orange is the New Splat
  662. Orange Jesus
  663. Orange Julius
  664. Orange Menace
  665. Orange Messiah
  666. Orange Monster
  667. Orange Moron
  668. Orange Moronic Lothario
  669. Orange Omen of Doom
  670. Orange Pol Pot
  671. Orange Sex Pest
  672. Orange Shithole
  673. Orange Shitstain
  674. Orange Shitweasel
  675. Orange Slime
  676. Orance Slimebucket
  677. Orange Stain
  678. Orange Thousandiare
  679. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  680. Orange Turd
  681. Orange Tyrant
  682. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  683. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  684. Orange Wankmaggot 
  685. Orangina
  686. OrangeMange
  687. OranguTAN
  688. Our Former Fiasco
  689. Otto von Skidmark
  690. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  691. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  692. Pantone Beelzebub
  693. Papaya Batista
  694. Papaya Pol Pot
  695. Pariah Carey
  696. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  697. Pathetic Looser
  698. Peach Nehi President
  699. PEEotus
  700. PEEOTUS
  701. Penis Pumpkinhead
  702. Pepto-Abysmal
  703. Peril
  704. Persimmon Toddler
  705. Petulant Yam
  706. Picasso of Pettiness
  707. Piece of F***ing S**t
  708. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  709. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  710. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  711. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  712. Pinocchip President
  713. Pinocchio Todler
  714. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  715. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  716. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  717. Poop Tweeter
  718. Poopy Doodle Head
  719. Poor Loser
  720. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  721. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  722. POSOTUS
  723. Poster Child of American Decline
  724. PoutyPuss
  725. P.P.Barnum
  726. President Blowhole
  727. President Butterball
  728. President Coward
  729. President Disaster
  730. President Flim-Flam
  731. President Girth Wind and Liar
  732. President Gold Man Sucks
  733. President Grabit
  734. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  735. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  736. President Karen
  737. President Poopie-pants
  738. President Rancid Velveeta
  739. President Snowflake
  740. President Spanky McLiarFace
  741. President Tang
  742. President* Trump
  743. President Von Munchousen
  744. Presidick
  745. Pretender-in-Chief
  746. Prima Donald
  747. Prince Cheesypoof
  748. Prince of Swine
  749. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  750. Public Access Caligula
  751. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  752. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  753. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  754. Pumpkin Messiah
  755. Pumpkin Pinochet
  756. Pumpkin S**t
  757. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  758. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  759. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  760. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  761. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  762. Putin’s BFF
  763. Putin's Bitch
  764. Putin's Lap Dog
  765. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  766. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  767. Putin’s Pet
  768. Putin's Whore
  769. Putino Weino
  770. Putin's Gambit
  771. Putin's Puppet
  772. Putz
  773. Quarter Flounder
  774. Queen's Reich
  775. Quisling of Queens
  776. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  777. Racist-in-Chief
  778. Racist, Sexist Pig
  779. Radioactive Idiot
  780. Rancid Garbage Pils
  781. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  782. Red Don
  783. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  784. Republican Rapture Inducer
  785. Republi-Crap
  786. Resting Crime Face
  787. Riptide of Regression
  788. Rollie Short Fingers
  789. Rome Burning in Man Form
  790. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  791. Rotten Banana
  792. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  793. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  794. Rufous Diaperdump
  795. Rufous Fuckface
  796. Rufous Tyrant
  797. Rump
  798. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  799. Ryan’s Nope
  800. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  801. Sad-itionist
  802. Salmon Sadist
  803. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  804. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  805. Say It Ain't Joe
  806. Scam Delorean
  807. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  808. Scampaigner
  809. Schmuck a' L'orange
  810. Scone Spurs
  811. Scooby Douche
  812. Scooby Coup
  813. Screaming Carot Deamon
  814. Screaming Carot Demon
  815. Scrooge McSchmuck
  816. Scrooge McTrump
  817. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  818. Scum
  819. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  820. Serial Feeler
  821. Seriously???
  822. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  823. Shady Marmalade
  824. Shakespeare of Shit
  825. Shambling Sasquatch
  826. Shameless
  827. Shameless Tweeter
  828. Sherbert Pervert
  829. Shitgolfer
  830. Shit Hitting the Fan
  831. Shit-Show Host
  832. Shitty Show Host
  833. Shitler
  834. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  835. Silver Spoon Scion
  836. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  837. Sir Sissypants
  838. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  839. Slob Father
  840. Snathcy McGrabbin
  841. Sniffles
  842. Sniveling Sidekick
  843. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  844. Sophomoric Sniveler
  845. Soulless Nightmare
  846. Spanky
  847. Spanky McBonespurs
  848. Sphincter 
  849. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  850. Squid Pro Quo
  851. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  852. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  853. Stark Terror
  854. Stonewall Jackass
  855. Stuporman
  856. Suicide Bummer
  857. Sulk Hogan
  858. Suma Cum Fraude
  859. Sunburned Stalin
  860. Sunkist Stalin
  861. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  862. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  863. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  864. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  865. Swampopotamus
  866. Sweeny Fraud
  867. Sweet Potato Saddam
  868. Syphilitic Apricot
  869. T-Bag
  870. T-Dump
  871. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  872. Tainted Plaintiff 
  873. Talking Yam
  874. Tandalorian
  875. Tang Tyrant
  876. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  877. Tangerine Ball Bag
  878. Tangerine Catastrophe
  879. Tangerine Crosby
  880. Tangerine Conman
  881. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  882. Tangerine Nightmare
  883. Tangerine Nutsack
  884. Tangerine Palpatine
  885. Tangerine Shitler
  886. Tangerine Skidmark
  887. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  888. Tangerine Tornaro
  889. Tangerine Torndao
  890. Tangerine Turd
  891. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  892. Tangering Twitter Machine
  893. Tangerine Tyrant
  894. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  895. Tangerweenie
  896. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  897. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  898. Tax Darth Evader
  899. Team Treason
  900. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  901. Tefflon Donnie
  902. Temper Tantrump
  903. Terra Cotta Turdface
  904. Terrible Twitler
  905. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  906. Thankfully Out of Office!
  907. That Florida Guy
  908. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  909. The Dim Reaper
  910. The Enemy Within
  911. The Insurrectionist Within
  912. The Lyin King
  913. The Nodfather...Don Snoreleone
  914. The Poo-Poo
  915. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  916. The Problem
  917. The Real Dim Shady
  918. The Ruinator
  919. The Trumpinator
  920. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  921. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  922. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  923. The Wrath of Con
  924. The Sexual Predator Within
  925. Thick Skinned Idiot
  926. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  927. Thousandaire
  928. Thousand-airehole
  929. Tic-Tacky Trump
  930. Tie-Coon
  931. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  932. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  933. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  934. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  935. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  936. Todler Messiah
  937. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  938. Toilet Tweeter
  939. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  940. Touped Fucktrumpet
  941. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  942. Toupée Fiasco
  943. Toxic Burger Fart
  944. Tocix Orange
  945. Traffic Cone of Treason
  946. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  947. Traitor the Hut
  948. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  949. Traitor Tot
  950. Traitor Trump
  951. Traitorous Dingleberry
  952. Trash Hole
  953. Treason Cerebro
  954. Treason Weasel
  955. Treasons Greetings
  956. Tricky Trump
  957. TrollerBird
  958. Tropicana Mussolini
  959. tRump
  960. Trump Brulée
  961. Trump Card
  962. Trump...the Worst President Since Trump
  963. Trumpalump
  964. Trumpamaniac
  965. Trumpanzee
  966. Trumparius
  967. Trumpasoreass Rex
  968. Trumpdozer
  969. Trumpenstein
  970. Trumpinator
  971. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  972. Trumpkopf
  973. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  974. Trumpledore
  975. Trumple-ThinSkin
  976. Trumpnazi
  977. Trumpocalypse
  978. Trumprangutang
  979. Trumptastrophe
  980. Trumpthechumps
  981. Trumpty Dumpty
  982. Trumpunzel
  983. Tufted Taliban
  984. Turd Reich
  985. TV Show Twat
  986. Tweetiloni
  987. Twice Impeached President
  988. Twitter Banned for Life
  989. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  990. Twitler Twat
  991. Twitler
  992. Two-Bit Caesar
  993. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  994. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  995. Un-American
  996. Unchained Disappointment
  997. Unchained Sedition
  998. Unhinged
  999. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  1000. Un-presidented
  1001. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  1002. Unreality King
  1003. Urine Haired Usurper
  1004. Unwelcome in NY
  1005. Vagina Neck
  1006. Vanilla ISIS
  1007. Vanity Manatee
  1008. Velveeta Tweeta
  1009. Velveeta Voldemort
  1010. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  1011. Victim-in-Chief
  1012. Vile
  1013. Village Idiot
  1014. Voled-Moron
  1015. Walker Taxes Evader
  1016. Walking Punchline
  1017. Wankpuffin
  1018. Wanna-Be Dictator
  1019. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1020. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1021. Waxed Gritty
  1022. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1023. Weapons Grade Plum
  1024. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1025. Whiner in Chief
  1026. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1027. Whiny Little Bitch
  1028. Whiney the Coup
  1029. White Kanye
  1030. White Pride Piper
  1031. White Scrotus
  1032. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1033. Whopper with Crime
  1034. Wicked Pout Fest
  1035. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1036. Windmill Cancer King
  1037. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1038. Witless Cocksplat
  1039. Witless Wonder
  1040. World's Greatest Troll
  1041. Worst President in History
  1042. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1043. X-President
  1044. X-POTUS Poser
  1045. Yam Vader
  1046. Yellow Bluberine
  1047. YMCA-hole!
  1048. You Know Coup
  1049. Zen Master of Hate
  1050. Zit with Dark Secrets
  1051. Zombie Donbie