Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  57. Bogus POTUS
  58. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  59. Boiled Maniac
  60. Boinker Oinker
  61. Boldfinger
  62. Bonespurs McFraudster
  63. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  64. Boss Tweety
  65. Bully-in-Chief
  66. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  67. Boss Tweet
  68. Bouffant Buffoon
  69. Boychurian Candidate
  70. Bratman
  71. Bribe of Chuck
  72. Bribe of Chunky
  73. Brokahantis
  74. Bully Boy
  75. Burger Fondler
  76. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  77. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  78. Bushman
  79. Butternut Berlusconi 
  80. Buttplug face
  81. Cadet Bonespurs
  82. Calamari Lips
  83. Cancer in a Wig
  84. Candy Corn Kremlin
  85. Cantaloupe Caillou
  86. Cantaloupe Caligula
  87. Captain Bluster
  88. Captain Cankles
  89. Captain Chaos
  90. Captain Ouchie Foot
  91. Captain Outrageous
  92. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  93. Captain Tantastic
  94. Carnival Barker
  95. Carrot Caligula
  96. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  97. Census Whitener
  98. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  99. Charm Vacuum
  100. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  101. Cheat Loaf
  102. Cheaten Donald
  103. Cheddar Boy
  104. Cheddar Head
  105. Cheeto Bandito
  106. Cheeto Benito
  107. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  108. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  109. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  110. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  111. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  112. Cheeto Jesus
  113. Cheeto Satan
  114. Cheeto Shitler
  115. Cheeto Voldemort
  116. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  117. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  118. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  119. Cheetoe Jesus
  120. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  121. Cheeto-In-Chief
  122. Cheetolini
  123. Cheeze Wiz
  124. Chester Molester 
  125. Chunk Norris
  126. Chicken Littlehands
  127. Chicken Poop Head
  128. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  129. Chief Baby-Hands
  130. Chief Trouble
  131. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  132. Chump
  133. Chunk Norris
  134. Cinnamon Hitler
  135. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  136. Clan Chowder
  137. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  138. Clear and Present Danger
  139. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  140. Clown-igula
  141. Clown Prince of Politics
  142. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  143. Clueless Numpty
  144. Clueless Orange Julius
  145. Cockwomble 45
  146. Cockwombly Dotard
  147. Cockwork (not) Orange
  148. Code Red Fascist 
  149. Colludacris
  150. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  151. Colonel Scammers
  152. Colonel Slanders
  153. Commander in Beef
  154. Combover Caligula
  155. Combover Con Artist
  156. Commander in Cheat
  157. Commander in Cheese
  158. Commander in Tweet
  159. Commander-in-Grief
  160. Community Theater Strongman
  161. Complete Failure
  162. Comrad Cheetolini
  163. Comrade Cheetolino
  164. Comrade Combover
  165. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  166. Confederate Con-Artist
  167. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  168. Conspiracy Theory King
  169. Convicted Felon
  170. Cotton Candy Hair
  171. Cookie Pants
  172. Coral Babyhands
  173. Corrupt Mother F'er
  174. Corruption Master
  175. Count of Mostly Crisco
  176. Coup-a-Loompa
  177. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  178. Coup-Coup Crazy
  179. Coup-ssolini
  180. Coupthulu
  181. Coup-mander-in-chief
  182. CovefeFool
  183. Covidiot
  184. Cowardly Lyin
  185. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  186. Craziest President
  187. Creep a l'Orange
  188. Creep Throat
  189. Creme de la Crazy
  190. Creme de la Creep
  191. Creme de la Dumb
  192. Crime Champ
  193. Criminal-in-Chief
  194. Crooked Donald
  195. Crown Prince of Politwits
  196. Crybaby Prima Donald
  197. Cult-45
  198. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  199. D-Bag
  200. Daddy Nobucks
  201. Daddy Warbucks
  202. Daddy's Reject
  203. Daffy Don
  204. Dainty Donald
  205. Danger Yam
  206. Dangerous Donald
  207. Darth Cheeto
  208. Darth Hater
  209. Darth Tax Evador
  210. Darth Traitor 
  211. Deadbead Donald
  212. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  213. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  214. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  215. Delirious Treasons 
  216. Delusion Paluza
  217. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  218. Demander-in-Chief
  219. Demented Popeye
  220. Dementia Donnie
  221. Depressed Testicle
  222. Der Fahrter
  223. Der Groepenfuehrer
  224. Deranged Donald
  225. Despot Cheetoe
  226. Detached from Reality
  227. Diaper Don
  228. Diaper Donald
  229. Dick A L'Orange
  230. Dick Tater
  231. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  232. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  233. Dingbat Donald
  234. Dingus Con
  235. Dingus ex Machina
  236. Dire Appy
  237. Dishonest Don
  238. DisHonor System
  239. Divider in Chief
  240. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  241. Dodgy Donald
  242. Dolt-45
  243. Don Dementia
  244. Don Juan
  245. Don Nots
  246. Don the Con
  247. Donadolf Trumpler
  248. Donald Bin Laden
  249. Donald Chickenheart
  250. Donald Chump
  251. Donald deGonad
  252. Donald Dingbat
  253. Donald Dipshit
  254. Donald Doom
  255. Donald Douche and the Bags
  256. Donald Drumfkopf
  257. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  258. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  259. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  260. Donald Tax-Duck
  261. Donald the Insufferable
  262. Donald the Menace
  263. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  264. Donnie Bratso
  265. Donnie Doll-hands
  266. Donnie TicTac
  267. Donny Crapple Seed
  268. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  269. Donny Doodle Diaper
  270. Donny Jiggly Chins
  271. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  272. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  273. Dopey Don
  274. Dotard
  275. Douche a'Lorange
  276. Douche Bigalow
  277. Douche Canoe
  278. Douche of Hazard
  279. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  280. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  281. Doucheald Trump
  282. Dr. Strangelove
  283. Draft Dodger Don
  284. Dreamsicle Demon
  285. Droolius Geezer
  286. Drumpf (Original family name)
  287. Dubious Caesar 
  288. Dufos Don
  289. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  290. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  291. Dumb Sauron
  292. Dumbelldore
  293. Dumbestdore
  294. DumbleDon
  295. Dumpster
  296. Dumpty Trumpty
  297. Ego Maniac
  298. El Crappy Tan
  299. El Creepo
  300. El Douche
  301. El Hombre de Tang
  302. Election Looser
  303. Election Looser in Chief
  304. Emperor with no Balls
  305. Emperor with no Clothes
  306. Emperor with no Clue
  307. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  308. End of Democracy
  309. Eric's Dad
  310. Excrement Example
  311. Exhibit A-hole
  312. Existential Threat to Democracy
  313. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  314. Failed 45
  315. Fake Pinocchio President
  316. Fanta Fascist
  317. Fanta Fascist
  318. Farcissist
  319. Fart with Bad Hair
  320. Fascist
  321. Faschists Friend
  322. Fascist Carnival Barker
  323. Fascist Gump
  324. Fat Failing Donny
  325. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  326. Fat Marie Antoinette
  327. Fat Nixon
  328. Fat Putin
  329. Fat Smellvis
  330. Fat White Slug
  331. Fatty Kreuger
  332. FAUXTUS
  333. Feckless Pustule
  334. Felon-Ade
  335. Feral Shulting Meatball
  336. Field Marshall Trump
  337. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  338. Filet-o-Farts
  339. Filet-o-Fool
  340. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  341. F'ing Lunatic
  342. Flaba Dabba Goo
  343. Flabrador Deceiver 
  344. Flaccid Flag
  345. Flag Fondler
  346. Flatulent Furor
  347. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  348. Flighty Wind
  349. Flip Flopper
  350. Flipper
  351. Flordian Fondler
  352. Flush Force One
  353. Fomentalist
  354. Fool
  355. Former Fiasco
  356. Former Government Employee
  357. Forrest Dump
  358. Forrest Trump
  359. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  360. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  361. Fraud
  362. Fraud Father
  363. Fraud Flinstone
  364. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  365. Fraudo Baggins
  366. Fraudster in Chief
  367. Fraudy Kreuger
  368. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  369. Friendless Urinal Cake
  370. Frisker-in-Chief
  371. Frisky Frisker
  372. Fruit of the Loom
  373. Fruit of the Loon
  374. Fuckface von Clownstick
  375. Full Diaper
  376. Genghis Con
  377. Ghengis Can't
  378. Giant Orange Cockroach
  379. Ginger Genghis
  380. Girth Vader
  381. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  382. Gold Yeller
  383. Golden Calf of Doom
  384. Golden Wrecking Ball
  385. Golf Lundgren
  386. GOP - Gang of Putin
  387. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  388. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  389. Government Expander
  390. Grabba the Hut
  391. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  392. Grandpa Crazypants
  393. Great Grabsby,The
  394. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  395. Great Pretender
  396. Great White Dope
  397. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  398. Grifter in Chief
  399. Grim Groper
  400. Grizzled Muppet
  401. Grope Dope
  402. Gruesome Grifter
  403. Grumpy
  404. Grumpy Donny
  405. Habañero Hitler
  406. Hagfish-in-Chief
  407. Hair Apparent
  408. Hair Force One
  409. Hair Furher
  410. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  411. Hair Hitler
  412. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  413. Ham Sandwich
  414. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  415. Hard-on Collidor
  416. Harry HuDummy
  417. Haunted Boss-Baby
  418. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  419. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  420. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  421. Hell Toupee
  422. Herr Führer Trump
  423. Herr Lugenpresse
  424. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  425. His Heinous
  426. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  427. Hospital Laundry
  428. Human Amplifier
  429. Human Combover
  430. Human Corncob
  431. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  432. Human Toupee Hybrid
  433. Humpty Trumpty
  434. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  435. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  436. Idiot Emperor
  437. Idiot's Emperor
  438. Idiot Kristallnact
  439. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  440. Il Douche
  441. Illerate Nero
  442. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  443. Impeached President
  444. Imposter President
  445. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  446. Inciter-in-Chief
  447. Inmate # PO1135809
  448. In Venmate Irate Liar
  449. Inane Interjector
  450. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  451. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  452. Individual 1
  453. Infuriator
  454. IQ45
  455. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  456. It
  457. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  458. Jabba the Gut
  459. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  460. Jabba the Putz
  461. Jack the Gripper
  462. Jackass-o-Lantern
  463. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  464. J. F. K. F. C.
  465. Job Security for Comedians
  466. John Baron
  467. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  468. John Miller
  469. Justice Perverter
  470. Karen
  471. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  472. Kermin the Fraud
  473. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  474. Kim Jong Orange
  475. King Baby Coward
  476. King Con
  477. King Leer
  478. King Moron
  479. King of Debt
  480. King of the Oompa Loompas
  481. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  482. King of the Whoppers
  483. King of Unintentional Comedy
  484. King Twit
  485. Klan Chowder
  486. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  487. K-Mart Caesar
  488. Knot Z Clown
  489. Komrade Bonespurs
  490. Komrade Kumquat
  491. Kremlin Debt
  492. Kremlin Gremlin
  493. Kumquat Despot
  494. L. Ron Chubbard
  495. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  496. Lady Fingers
  497. Lardass Tiddlywink
  498. Lard of the Lies
  499. Lardfather, The
  500. Lardo Caltreason
  501. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  502. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  503. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  504. Lemonhead Elect
  505. Less Than Zero
  506. Lex Loser
  507. Liar-in-Chief
  508. Lil Donny Moscow
  509. Lingering Orange Fart
  510. Little Donnie Sissypants
  511. Little Hands Trump
  512. Little Lady Fingers
  513. Loch Ness Fraudster
  514. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  515. Lolla Colluda
  516. Lone DeRanger
  517. Lord Commander Marmalade
  518. Lord Dampnut
  519. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  520. Lord of the Whine
  521. LOSER
  522. Loser-In-Chief
  523. Looser Lalipalloza
  524. lowercase president
  525. Lower Everything President
  526. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  527. Lyin Donald
  528. Lyin King
  529. Macaulay Sulkin'
  530. Machado Meltdown
  531. Macho McGrump
  532. Mad Man
  533. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  534. Mad Shambler
  535. Madking Littlehands
  536. Madman
  537. Maga-Lardo
  538. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  539. Malignant Mango
  540. Malignant Narcissist 
  541. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  542. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  543. Man Behind the Bronzer
  544. Manchurian Cantelope
  545. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  546. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  547. Mandarin Malignancy
  548. Mandarin Moussalini 
  549. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  550. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  551. Mango Maniac
  552. Mango Moron
  553. Mango Mussolini
  554. Mango Mysogynist
  555. Mangu Unchained
  556. Mar-a-Lardo
  557. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  558. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  559. Marmalade Mussolini
  560. Marmalade VonDouche
  561. Master Hater
  562. Mayonaise Sculpture
  563. Mayor McTreason
  564. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  565. McCheetoe Dick
  566. MEGA-low-maniac
  567. MeinHairTrump
  568. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  569. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  570. Menage-a-Treason
  571. Mentally Challenged Orange
  572. Mocro Brain
  573. Mike Pence's X-friend
  574. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  575. Minute Maid Mao
  576. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  577. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  578. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  579. Molester-in-Chief
  580. Moneydiaper McStupid
  581. Monster-in-Chief 
  582. Moron
  583. Moron von Narcissist
  584. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  585. Mount Flushmore
  586. Mountain Douche
  587. Moussolini's Taint
  588. Mr. Firepants
  589. Mr. Inappropriate
  590. My Little Phony
  591. My Little Pony
  592. Mr Tangerine Man
  593. Mrs Putin
  594. Mrs Steve Banon
  595. Mushroom Dick
  596. Mushroom Dong
  597. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  598. Nacho Nazi
  599. Name-caller in Chief
  600. Napolean Boner Pill
  601. Napolean Bonespurs
  602. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  603. Narcisyphilis
  604. Nazi
  605. Nazimodo
  606. New York Dork
  607. Nightmare-in-Chief
  608. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  609. Nocabulary
  610. Nostra Dumbass
  611. Not a Funny Joke
  612. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  613. Notorious KFC
  614. NOTUS
  615. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  616. Nylon Haired Man
  617. Oaf of Office
  618. Odius Orange
  619. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  620. Ole Yeller
  621. Old #45
  622. Old President Crazypants
  623. Old Wack Donald
  624. One Disgusting Human Being
  625. One Term Failure
  626. One Trick Phony
  627. One-Man Crime-Spree
  628. Optimus Crime
  629. Orange Abomination
  630. Orange Antichrist
  631. Orange Anus
  632. Orange Anusmouth
  633. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  634. Orange Bigot
  635. Orange Blowfish
  636. Orange Bozo
  637. Orange Caligula
  638. Orance Conman
  639. Orange Crap Baby Man
  640. Orange Devil
  641. Orange Douche Nozzle
  642. Orange Dubious Caesar
  643. Orange Egplant
  644. Orange Face
  645. Orange Foolius
  646. Orange Fruitcake
  647. Orange Imbecile
  648. Orange is the New Splat
  649. Orange Jesus
  650. Orange Julius
  651. Orange Menace
  652. Orange Messiah
  653. Orange Monster
  654. Orange Moron
  655. Orange Moronic Lothario
  656. Orange Omen of Doom
  657. Orange Pol Pot
  658. Orange Sex Pest
  659. Orange Shithole
  660. Orange Shitstain
  661. Orange Shitweasel
  662. Orange Slime
  663. Orance Slimebucket
  664. Orange Stain
  665. Orange Thousandiare
  666. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  667. Orange Turd
  668. Orange Tyrant
  669. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  670. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  671. Orange Wankmaggot 
  672. Orangina
  673. OrangeMange
  674. OranguTAN
  675. Our Former Fiasco
  676. Otto von Skidmark
  677. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  678. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  679. Pantone Beelzebub
  680. Papaya Batista
  681. Papaya Pol Pot
  682. Pariah Carey
  683. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  684. Pathetic Looser
  685. Peach Nehi President
  686. PEEotus
  687. PEEOTUS
  688. Penis Pumpkinhead
  689. Pepto-Abysmal
  690. Peril
  691. Persimmon Toddler
  692. Petulant Yam
  693. Picasso of Pettiness
  694. Piece of F***ing S**t
  695. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  696. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  697. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  698. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  699. Pinocchip President
  700. Pinocchio Todler
  701. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  702. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  703. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  704. Poop Tweeter
  705. Poopy Doodle Head
  706. Poor Loser
  707. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  708. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  709. POSOTUS
  710. Poster Child of American Decline
  711. PoutyPuss
  712. P.P.Barnum
  713. President Blowhole
  714. President Butterball
  715. President Coward
  716. President Disaster
  717. President Flim-Flam
  718. President Girth Wind and Liar
  719. President Gold Man Sucks
  720. President Grabit
  721. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  722. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  723. President Karen
  724. President Poopie-pants
  725. President Rancid Velveeta
  726. President Snowflake
  727. President Spanky McLiarFace
  728. President Tang
  729. President* Trump
  730. President Von Munchousen
  731. Presidick
  732. Pretender-in-Chief
  733. Prima Donald
  734. Prince Cheesypoof
  735. Prince of Swine
  736. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  737. Public Access Caligula
  738. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  739. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  740. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  741. Pumpkin Messiah
  742. Pumpkin Pinochet
  743. Pumpkin S**t
  744. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  745. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  746. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  747. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  748. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  749. Putin’s BFF
  750. Putin's Bitch
  751. Putin's Lap Dog
  752. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  753. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  754. Putin’s Pet
  755. Putin's Whore
  756. Putino Weino
  757. Putin's Gambit
  758. Putin's Puppet
  759. Putz
  760. Quarter Flounder
  761. Queen's Reich
  762. Quisling of Queens
  763. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  764. Racist-in-Chief
  765. Racist, Sexist Pig
  766. Radioactive Idiot
  767. Rancid Garbage Pils
  768. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  769. Red Don
  770. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  771. Republican Rapture Inducer
  772. Republi-Crap
  773. Resting Crime Face
  774. Riptide of Regression
  775. Rollie Short Fingers
  776. Rome Burning in Man Form
  777. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  778. Rotten Banana
  779. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  780. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  781. Rufous Diaperdump
  782. Rufous Fuckface
  783. Rufous Tyrant
  784. Rump
  785. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  786. Ryan’s Nope
  787. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  788. Sad-itionist
  789. Salmon Sadist
  790. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  791. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  792. Say It Ain't Joe
  793. Scam Delorean
  794. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  795. Scampaigner
  796. Schmuck a' L'orange
  797. Scone Spurs
  798. Scooby Douche
  799. Scooby Coup
  800. Screaming Carot Deamon
  801. Screaming Carot Demon
  802. Scrooge McSchmuck
  803. Scrooge McTrump
  804. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  805. Scum
  806. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  807. Serial Feeler
  808. Seriously???
  809. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  810. Shady Marmalade
  811. Shakespeare of Shit
  812. Shambling Sasquatch
  813. Shameless
  814. Shameless Tweeter
  815. Sherbert Pervert
  816. Shit Hitting the Fan
  817. Shit-Show Host
  818. Shitty Show Host
  819. Shitler
  820. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  821. Silver Spoon Scion
  822. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  823. Sir Sissypants
  824. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  825. Slob Father
  826. Snathcy McGrabbin
  827. Sniffles
  828. Sniveling Sidekick
  829. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  830. Sophomoric Sniveler
  831. Soulless Nightmare
  832. Spanky
  833. Spanky McBonespurs
  834. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  835. Squid Pro Quo
  836. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  837. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  838. Stark Terror
  839. Stonewall Jackass
  840. Stuporman
  841. Suicide Bummer
  842. Sulk Hogan
  843. Suma Cum Fraude
  844. Sunburned Stalin
  845. Sunkist Stalin
  846. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  847. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  848. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  849. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  850. Swampopotamus
  851. Sweeny Fraud
  852. Sweet Potato Saddam
  853. Syphilitic Apricot
  854. T-Bag
  855. T-Dump
  856. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  857. Tainted Plaintiff 
  858. Talking Yam
  859. Tandalorian
  860. Tang Tyrant
  861. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  862. Tangerine Ball Bag
  863. Tangerine Catastrophe
  864. Tangerine Crosby
  865. Tangerine Conman
  866. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  867. Tangerine Nightmare
  868. Tangerine Nutsack
  869. Tangerine Palpatine
  870. Tangerine Shitler
  871. Tangerine Skidmark
  872. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  873. Tangerine Tornaro
  874. Tangerine Torndao
  875. Tangerine Turd
  876. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  877. Tangering Twitter Machine
  878. Tangerine Tyrant
  879. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  880. Tangerweenie
  881. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  882. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  883. Tax Darth Evader
  884. Team Treason
  885. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  886. Tefflon Donnie
  887. Temper Tantrump
  888. Terra Cotta Turdface
  889. Terrible Twitler
  890. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  891. Thankfully Out of Office!
  892. That Florida Guy
  893. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  894. The Dim Reaper
  895. The Enemy Within
  896. The Insurrectionist Within
  897. The Lyin King
  898. The Poo-Poo
  899. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  900. The Problem
  901. The Real Dim Shady
  902. The Ruinator
  903. The Trumpinator
  904. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  905. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  906. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  907. The Wrath of Con
  908. The Sexual Predator Within
  909. Thick Skinned Idiot
  910. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  911. Thousandaire
  912. Thousand-airehole
  913. Tic-Tacky Trump
  914. Tie-Coon
  915. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  916. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  917. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  918. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  919. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  920. Todler Messiah
  921. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  922. Toilet Tweeter
  923. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  924. Touped Fucktrumpet
  925. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  926. Toupée Fiasco
  927. Toxic Burger Fart
  928. Tocix Orange
  929. Traffic Cone of Treason
  930. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  931. Traitor the Hut
  932. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  933. Traitor Tot
  934. Traitor Trump
  935. Traitorous Dingleberry
  936. Trash Hole
  937. Treason Cerebro
  938. Treason Weasel
  939. Treasons Greetings
  940. Tricky Trump
  941. TrollerBird
  942. Tropicana Mussolini
  943. tRump
  944. Trump Brulée
  945. Trump Card
  946. Trumpalump
  947. Trumpamaniac
  948. Trumpanzee
  949. Trumparius
  950. Trumpasoreass Rex
  951. Trumpdozer
  952. Trumpenstein
  953. Trumpinator
  954. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  955. Trumpkopf
  956. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  957. Trumpledore
  958. Trumple-ThinSkin
  959. Trumpnazi
  960. Trumpocalypse
  961. Trumprangutang
  962. Trumptastrophe
  963. Trumpthechumps
  964. Trumpty Dumpty
  965. Trumpunzel
  966. Tufted Taliban
  967. Turd Reich
  968. TV Show Twat
  969. Tweetiloni
  970. Twice Impeached President
  971. Twitter Banned for Life
  972. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  973. Twitler Twat
  974. Twitler
  975. Two-Bit Caesar
  976. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  977. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  978. Un-American
  979. Unchained Disappointment
  980. Unchained Sedition
  981. Unhinged
  982. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  983. Un-presidented
  984. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  985. Unreality King
  986. Urine Haired Usurper
  987. Unwelcome in NY
  988. Vanilla ISIS
  989. Vanity Manatee
  990. Velveeta Tweeta
  991. Velveeta Voldemort
  992. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  993. Victim-in-Chief
  994. Village Idiot
  995. Voled-Moron
  996. Walker Taxes Evader
  997. Walking Punchline
  998. Wankpuffin
  999. Wanna-Be Dictator
  1000. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1001. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1002. Waxed Gritty
  1003. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1004. Weapons Grade Plum
  1005. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1006. Whiner in Chief
  1007. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1008. Whiny Little Bitch
  1009. Whiney the Coup
  1010. White Kanye
  1011. White Pride Piper
  1012. White Scrotus
  1013. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1014. Whopper with Crime
  1015. Wicked Pout Fest
  1016. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1017. Windmill Cancer King
  1018. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1019. Witless Cocksplat
  1020. Witless Wonder
  1021. World's Greatest Troll
  1022. Worst President in History
  1023. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1024. X-President
  1025. X-POTUS Poser
  1026. Yam Vader
  1027. Yellow Bluberine
  1028. YMCA-hole!
  1029. You Know Coup
  1030. Zen Master of Hate
  1031. Zit with Dark Secrets