Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  57. Bogus POTUS
  58. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  59. Boiled Maniac
  60. Boinker Oinker
  61. Boldfinger
  62. Bonespurs McFraudster
  63. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  64. Boss Tweety
  65. Bully-in-Chief
  66. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  67. Boss Tweet
  68. Bouffant Buffoon
  69. Boychurian Candidate
  70. Bratman
  71. Bribe of Chuck
  72. Bribe of Chunky
  73. Brokahantis
  74. Bully Boy
  75. Burger Fondler
  76. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  77. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  78. Bushman
  79. Butternut Berlusconi 
  80. Buttplug face
  81. Cadet Bonespurs
  82. Calamari Lips
  83. Cancer in a Wig
  84. Candy Corn Kremlin
  85. Cantaloupe Caillou
  86. Cantaloupe Caligula
  87. Cantaloupe Cankles
  88. Captain Bluster
  89. Captain Cankles
  90. Captain Chaos
  91. Captain Ouchie Foot
  92. Captain Outrageous
  93. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  94. Captain Tantastic
  95. Carnival Barker
  96. Carrot Caligula
  97. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  98. Census Whitener
  99. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  100. Charm Vacuum
  101. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  102. Cheat Loaf
  103. Cheaten Donald
  104. Cheddar Boy
  105. Cheddar Head
  106. Cheeto Bandito
  107. Cheeto Benito
  108. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  109. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  110. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  111. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  112. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  113. Cheeto Jesus
  114. Cheeto Satan
  115. Cheeto Shitler
  116. Cheeto Voldemort
  117. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  118. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  119. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  120. Cheetoe Jesus
  121. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  122. Cheeto-In-Chief
  123. Cheetolini
  124. Cheeze Wiz
  125. Chester Molester 
  126. Chunk Norris
  127. Chicken Littlehands
  128. Chicken Poop Head
  129. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  130. Chief Baby-Hands
  131. Chief Trouble
  132. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  133. Chump
  134. Chunk Norris
  135. Cinnamon Hitler
  136. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  137. Clan Chowder
  138. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  139. Clear and Present Danger
  140. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  141. Clown-igula
  142. Clown Prince of Politics
  143. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  144. Clueless Numpty
  145. Clueless Orange Julius
  146. Cockwomble 45
  147. Cockwombly Dotard
  148. Cockwork (not) Orange
  149. Code Red Fascist 
  150. Colludacris
  151. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  152. Colonel Scammers
  153. Colonel Slanders
  154. Commander in Beef
  155. Combover Caligula
  156. Combover Con Artist
  157. Commander in Cheat
  158. Commander in Cheese
  159. Commander in Tweet
  160. Commander-in-Grief
  161. Community Theater Strongman
  162. Complete Failure
  163. Comrad Cheetolini
  164. Comrade Cheetolino
  165. Comrade Combover
  166. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  167. Confederate Con-Artist
  168. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  169. Conspiracy Theory King
  170. Convicted Felon
  171. Cotton Candy Hair
  172. Cookie Pants
  173. Coral Babyhands
  174. Corrupt Mother F'er
  175. Corruption Master
  176. Count of Mostly Crisco
  177. Coup-a-Loompa
  178. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  179. Coup-Coup Crazy
  180. Coup-ssolini
  181. Coupthulu
  182. Coup-mander-in-chief
  183. CovefeFool
  184. Covidiot
  185. Cowardly Lyin
  186. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  187. Craziest President
  188. Creep a l'Orange
  189. Creep Throat
  190. Creme de la Crazy
  191. Creme de la Creep
  192. Creme de la Dumb
  193. Crime Champ
  194. Criminal-in-Chief
  195. Crooked Donald
  196. Crown Prince of Politwits
  197. Crybaby Prima Donald
  198. Cult-45
  199. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  200. D-Bag
  201. Daddy Nobucks
  202. Daddy Warbucks
  203. Daddy's Reject
  204. Daffy Don
  205. Dainty Donald
  206. Danger Yam
  207. Dangerous Donald
  208. Darth Cheeto
  209. Darth Hater
  210. Darth Tax Evador
  211. Darth Traitor 
  212. Deadbead Donald
  213. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  214. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  215. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  216. Delirious Treasons 
  217. Delusion Paluza
  218. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  219. Demander-in-Chief
  220. Demented Popeye
  221. Dementia Donnie
  222. Depressed Testicle
  223. Der Fahrter
  224. Der Groepenfuehrer
  225. Deranged Donald
  226. Despot Cheetoe
  227. Detached from Reality
  228. Diaper Don
  229. Diaper Donald
  230. Dick A L'Orange
  231. Dick Tater
  232. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  233. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  234. Dingbat Donald
  235. Dingus Con
  236. Dingus ex Machina
  237. Dire Appy
  238. Dishonest Don
  239. DisHonor System
  240. Divider in Chief
  241. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  242. Dodgy Donald
  243. Dolt-45
  244. Don Dementia
  245. Don Juan
  246. Don Nots
  247. Don the Con
  248. Donadolf Trumpler
  249. Donald Bin Laden
  250. Donald Chickenheart
  251. Donald Chump
  252. Donald deGonad
  253. Donald Dingbat
  254. Donald Dipshit
  255. Donald Doom
  256. Donald Douche and the Bags
  257. Donald Drumfkopf
  258. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  259. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  260. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  261. Donald Tax-Duck
  262. Donald the Insufferable
  263. Donald the Menace
  264. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  265. Donnie Bratso
  266. Donnie Doll-hands
  267. Donnie TicTac
  268. Donny Crapple Seed
  269. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  270. Donny Doodle Diaper
  271. Donny Jiggly Chins
  272. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  273. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  274. Dopey Don
  275. Dotard
  276. Douche a'Lorange
  277. Douche Bigalow
  278. Douche Canoe
  279. Douche of Hazard
  280. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  281. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  282. Doucheald Trump
  283. Dr. Strangelove
  284. Draft Dodger Don
  285. Dreamsicle Demon
  286. Droolius Geezer
  287. Drumpf (Original family name)
  288. Dubious Caesar 
  289. Dufos Don
  290. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  291. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  292. Dumb Sauron
  293. Dumbelldore
  294. Dumbestdore
  295. DumbleDon
  296. Dumpster
  297. Dumpty Trumpty
  298. Ego Maniac
  299. El Crappy Tan
  300. El Creepo
  301. El Douche
  302. El Hombre de Tang
  303. Election Looser
  304. Election Looser in Chief
  305. Emperor with no Balls
  306. Emperor with no Clothes
  307. Emperor with no Clue
  308. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  309. End of Democracy
  310. Eric's Dad
  311. Excrement Example
  312. Exhibit A-hole
  313. Existential Threat to Democracy
  314. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  315. Failed 45
  316. Fake Pinocchio President
  317. Fanta Fascist
  318. Fanta Fascist
  319. Farcissist
  320. Fart with Bad Hair
  321. Fascist
  322. Faschists Friend
  323. Fascist Carnival Barker
  324. Fascist Gump
  325. Fat Failing Donny
  326. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  327. Fat Marie Antoinette
  328. Fat Nixon
  329. Fat Putin
  330. Fat Smellvis
  331. Fat White Slug
  332. Fatty Kreuger
  333. FAUXTUS
  334. Feckless Pustule
  335. Felon-Ade
  336. Feral Shulting Meatball
  337. Field Marshall Trump
  338. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  339. Filet-o-Farts
  340. Filet-o-Fool
  341. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  342. F'ing Lunatic
  343. Flaba Dabba Goo
  344. Flabrador Deceiver 
  345. Flaccid Flag
  346. Flag Fondler
  347. Flatulent Furor
  348. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  349. Flighty Wind
  350. Flip Flopper
  351. Flipper
  352. Flordian Fondler
  353. Flush Force One
  354. Fomentalist
  355. Fool
  356. Former Fiasco
  357. Former Government Employee
  358. Forrest Dump
  359. Forrest Trump
  360. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  361. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  362. Fraud
  363. Fraud Father
  364. Fraud Flinstone
  365. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  366. Fraudo Baggins
  367. Fraudster in Chief
  368. Fraudy Kreuger
  369. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  370. Friendless Urinal Cake
  371. Frisker-in-Chief
  372. Frisky Frisker
  373. Fruit of the Loom
  374. Fruit of the Loon
  375. Fuckface von Clownstick
  376. Full Diaper
  377. Genghis Con
  378. Ghengis Can't
  379. Giant Orange Cockroach
  380. Ginger Genghis
  381. Girth Vader
  382. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  383. Gold Yeller
  384. Golden Calf of Doom
  385. Golden Wrecking Ball
  386. Golf Lundgren
  387. GOP - Gang of Putin
  388. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  389. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  390. Government Expander
  391. Grabba the Hut
  392. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  393. Grandpa Crazypants
  394. Great Grabsby,The
  395. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  396. Great Pretender
  397. Great White Dope
  398. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  399. Grifter in Chief
  400. Grim Groper
  401. Grizzled Muppet
  402. Grope Dope
  403. Gruesome Grifter
  404. Grumpy
  405. Grumpy Donny
  406. Habañero Hitler
  407. Hagfish-in-Chief
  408. Hair Apparent
  409. Hair Force One
  410. Hair Furher
  411. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  412. Hair Hitler
  413. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  414. Ham Sandwich
  415. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  416. Hard-on Collidor
  417. Harry HuDummy
  418. Haunted Boss-Baby
  419. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  420. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  421. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  422. Hell Toupee
  423. Herr Führer Trump
  424. Herr Lugenpresse
  425. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  426. His Heinous
  427. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  428. Hospital Laundry
  429. Human Amplifier
  430. Human Combover
  431. Human Corncob
  432. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  433. Human Toupee Hybrid
  434. Humpty Trumpty
  435. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  436. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  437. Idiot Emperor
  438. Idiot's Emperor
  439. Idiot Kristallnact
  440. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  441. Il Douche
  442. Illerate Nero
  443. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  444. Impeached President
  445. Imposter President
  446. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  447. Inciter-in-Chief
  448. Inmate # PO1135809
  449. In Venmate Irate Liar
  450. Inane Interjector
  451. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  452. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  453. Individual 1
  454. Infuriator
  455. IQ45
  456. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  457. It
  458. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  459. Jabba the Gut
  460. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  461. Jabba the Putz
  462. Jack the Gripper
  463. Jackass-o-Lantern
  464. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  465. J. F. K. F. C.
  466. Job Security for Comedians
  467. John Baron
  468. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  469. John Miller
  470. Justice Perverter
  471. Karen
  472. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  473. Kermin the Fraud
  474. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  475. Kim Jong Orange
  476. King Baby Coward
  477. King Con
  478. King Leer
  479. King Moron
  480. King of Debt
  481. King of the Oompa Loompas
  482. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  483. King of the Whoppers
  484. King of Unintentional Comedy
  485. King Twit
  486. Klan Chowder
  487. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  488. K-Mart Caesar
  489. Knot Z Clown
  490. Komrade Bonespurs
  491. Komrade Kumquat
  492. Kremlin Debt
  493. Kremlin Gremlin
  494. Kumquat Despot
  495. L. Ron Chubbard
  496. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  497. Lady Fingers
  498. Lardass Tiddlywink
  499. Lard of the Lies
  500. Lardfather, The
  501. Lardo Caltreason
  502. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  503. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  504. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  505. Lemonhead Elect
  506. Less Than Zero
  507. Lex Loser
  508. Liar-in-Chief
  509. Lil Donny Moscow
  510. Lingering Orange Fart
  511. Little Donnie Sissypants
  512. Little Hands Trump
  513. Little Lady Fingers
  514. Loch Ness Fraudster
  515. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  516. Lolla Colluda
  517. Lone DeRanger
  518. Lord Commander Marmalade
  519. Lord Dampnut
  520. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  521. Lord of the Whine
  522. LOSER
  523. Loser-In-Chief
  524. Looser Lalipalloza
  525. lowercase president
  526. Lower Everything President
  527. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  528. Lyin Donald
  529. Lyin King
  530. Macaulay Sulkin'
  531. Machado Meltdown
  532. Macho McGrump
  533. Mad Man
  534. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  535. Mad Shambler
  536. Madking Littlehands
  537. Madman
  538. Maga-Lardo
  539. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  540. Malignant Mango
  541. Malignant Narcissist 
  542. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  543. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  544. Man Behind the Bronzer
  545. Manchurian Cantelope
  546. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  547. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  548. Mandarin Malignancy
  549. Mandarin Moussalini 
  550. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  551. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  552. Mango Maniac
  553. Mango Moron
  554. Mango Mussolini
  555. Mango Mysogynist
  556. Mangu Unchained
  557. Mar-a-Lardo
  558. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  559. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  560. Marmalade Mussolini
  561. Marmalade VonDouche
  562. Master Hater
  563. Mayonaise Sculpture
  564. Mayor McTreason
  565. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  566. McCheetoe Dick
  567. MEGA-low-maniac
  568. MeinHairTrump
  569. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  570. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  571. Menage-a-Treason
  572. Mentally Challenged Orange
  573. Mocro Brain
  574. Mike Pence's X-friend
  575. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  576. Minute Maid Mao
  577. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  578. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  579. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  580. Molester-in-Chief
  581. Moneydiaper McStupid
  582. Monster-in-Chief 
  583. Moron
  584. Moron von Narcissist
  585. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  586. Mount Flushmore
  587. Mountain Douche
  588. Moussolini's Taint
  589. Mr. Firepants
  590. Mr. Inappropriate
  591. My Little Phony
  592. My Little Pony
  593. Mr Tangerine Man
  594. Mrs Putin
  595. Mrs Steve Banon
  596. Mushroom Dick
  597. Mushroom Dong
  598. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  599. Nacho Nazi
  600. Name-caller in Chief
  601. Napolean Boner Pill
  602. Napolean Bonespurs
  603. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  604. Narcisyphilis
  605. Nazi
  606. Nazimodo
  607. New York Dork
  608. Nightmare-in-Chief
  609. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  610. Nocabulary
  611. Nostra Dumbass
  612. Not a Funny Joke
  613. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  614. Notorious KFC
  615. NOTUS
  616. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  617. Nylon Haired Man
  618. Oaf of Office
  619. Odius Orange
  620. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  621. Ole Yeller
  622. Old #45
  623. Old President Crazypants
  624. Old Wack Donald
  625. One Disgusting Human Being
  626. One Term Failure
  627. One Trick Phony
  628. One-Man Crime-Spree
  629. Optimus Crime
  630. Orange Abomination
  631. Orange Antichrist
  632. Orange Anus
  633. Orange Anusmouth
  634. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  635. Orange Bigot
  636. Orange Blowfish
  637. Orange Bozo
  638. Orange Caligula
  639. Orance Conman
  640. Orange Crap Baby Man
  641. Orange Devil
  642. Orange Douche Nozzle
  643. Orange Dubious Caesar
  644. Orange Egplant
  645. Orange Face
  646. Orange Foolius
  647. Orange Fruitcake
  648. Orange Imbecile
  649. Orange is the New Splat
  650. Orange Jesus
  651. Orange Julius
  652. Orange Menace
  653. Orange Messiah
  654. Orange Monster
  655. Orange Moron
  656. Orange Moronic Lothario
  657. Orange Omen of Doom
  658. Orange Pol Pot
  659. Orange Sex Pest
  660. Orange Shithole
  661. Orange Shitstain
  662. Orange Shitweasel
  663. Orange Slime
  664. Orance Slimebucket
  665. Orange Stain
  666. Orange Thousandiare
  667. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  668. Orange Turd
  669. Orange Tyrant
  670. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  671. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  672. Orange Wankmaggot 
  673. Orangina
  674. OrangeMange
  675. OranguTAN
  676. Our Former Fiasco
  677. Otto von Skidmark
  678. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  679. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  680. Pantone Beelzebub
  681. Papaya Batista
  682. Papaya Pol Pot
  683. Pariah Carey
  684. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  685. Pathetic Looser
  686. Peach Nehi President
  687. PEEotus
  688. PEEOTUS
  689. Penis Pumpkinhead
  690. Pepto-Abysmal
  691. Peril
  692. Persimmon Toddler
  693. Petulant Yam
  694. Picasso of Pettiness
  695. Piece of F***ing S**t
  696. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  697. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  698. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  699. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  700. Pinocchip President
  701. Pinocchio Todler
  702. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  703. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  704. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  705. Poop Tweeter
  706. Poopy Doodle Head
  707. Poor Loser
  708. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  709. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  710. POSOTUS
  711. Poster Child of American Decline
  712. PoutyPuss
  713. P.P.Barnum
  714. President Blowhole
  715. President Butterball
  716. President Coward
  717. President Disaster
  718. President Flim-Flam
  719. President Girth Wind and Liar
  720. President Gold Man Sucks
  721. President Grabit
  722. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  723. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  724. President Karen
  725. President Poopie-pants
  726. President Rancid Velveeta
  727. President Snowflake
  728. President Spanky McLiarFace
  729. President Tang
  730. President* Trump
  731. President Von Munchousen
  732. Presidick
  733. Pretender-in-Chief
  734. Prima Donald
  735. Prince Cheesypoof
  736. Prince of Swine
  737. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  738. Public Access Caligula
  739. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  740. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  741. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  742. Pumpkin Messiah
  743. Pumpkin Pinochet
  744. Pumpkin S**t
  745. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  746. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  747. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  748. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  749. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  750. Putin’s BFF
  751. Putin's Bitch
  752. Putin's Lap Dog
  753. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  754. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  755. Putin’s Pet
  756. Putin's Whore
  757. Putino Weino
  758. Putin's Gambit
  759. Putin's Puppet
  760. Putz
  761. Quarter Flounder
  762. Queen's Reich
  763. Quisling of Queens
  764. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  765. Racist-in-Chief
  766. Racist, Sexist Pig
  767. Radioactive Idiot
  768. Rancid Garbage Pils
  769. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  770. Red Don
  771. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  772. Republican Rapture Inducer
  773. Republi-Crap
  774. Resting Crime Face
  775. Riptide of Regression
  776. Rollie Short Fingers
  777. Rome Burning in Man Form
  778. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  779. Rotten Banana
  780. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  781. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  782. Rufous Diaperdump
  783. Rufous Fuckface
  784. Rufous Tyrant
  785. Rump
  786. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  787. Ryan’s Nope
  788. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  789. Sad-itionist
  790. Salmon Sadist
  791. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  792. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  793. Say It Ain't Joe
  794. Scam Delorean
  795. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  796. Scampaigner
  797. Schmuck a' L'orange
  798. Scone Spurs
  799. Scooby Douche
  800. Scooby Coup
  801. Screaming Carot Deamon
  802. Screaming Carot Demon
  803. Scrooge McSchmuck
  804. Scrooge McTrump
  805. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  806. Scum
  807. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  808. Serial Feeler
  809. Seriously???
  810. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  811. Shady Marmalade
  812. Shakespeare of Shit
  813. Shambling Sasquatch
  814. Shameless
  815. Shameless Tweeter
  816. Sherbert Pervert
  817. Shit Hitting the Fan
  818. Shit-Show Host
  819. Shitty Show Host
  820. Shitler
  821. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  822. Silver Spoon Scion
  823. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  824. Sir Sissypants
  825. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  826. Slob Father
  827. Snathcy McGrabbin
  828. Sniffles
  829. Sniveling Sidekick
  830. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  831. Sophomoric Sniveler
  832. Soulless Nightmare
  833. Spanky
  834. Spanky McBonespurs
  835. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  836. Squid Pro Quo
  837. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  838. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  839. Stark Terror
  840. Stonewall Jackass
  841. Stuporman
  842. Suicide Bummer
  843. Sulk Hogan
  844. Suma Cum Fraude
  845. Sunburned Stalin
  846. Sunkist Stalin
  847. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  848. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  849. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  850. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  851. Swampopotamus
  852. Sweeny Fraud
  853. Sweet Potato Saddam
  854. Syphilitic Apricot
  855. T-Bag
  856. T-Dump
  857. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  858. Tainted Plaintiff 
  859. Talking Yam
  860. Tandalorian
  861. Tang Tyrant
  862. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  863. Tangerine Ball Bag
  864. Tangerine Catastrophe
  865. Tangerine Crosby
  866. Tangerine Conman
  867. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  868. Tangerine Nightmare
  869. Tangerine Nutsack
  870. Tangerine Palpatine
  871. Tangerine Shitler
  872. Tangerine Skidmark
  873. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  874. Tangerine Tornaro
  875. Tangerine Torndao
  876. Tangerine Turd
  877. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  878. Tangering Twitter Machine
  879. Tangerine Tyrant
  880. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  881. Tangerweenie
  882. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  883. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  884. Tax Darth Evader
  885. Team Treason
  886. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  887. Tefflon Donnie
  888. Temper Tantrump
  889. Terra Cotta Turdface
  890. Terrible Twitler
  891. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  892. Thankfully Out of Office!
  893. That Florida Guy
  894. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  895. The Dim Reaper
  896. The Enemy Within
  897. The Insurrectionist Within
  898. The Lyin King
  899. The Poo-Poo
  900. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  901. The Problem
  902. The Real Dim Shady
  903. The Ruinator
  904. The Trumpinator
  905. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  906. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  907. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  908. The Wrath of Con
  909. The Sexual Predator Within
  910. Thick Skinned Idiot
  911. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  912. Thousandaire
  913. Thousand-airehole
  914. Tic-Tacky Trump
  915. Tie-Coon
  916. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  917. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  918. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  919. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  920. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  921. Todler Messiah
  922. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  923. Toilet Tweeter
  924. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  925. Touped Fucktrumpet
  926. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  927. Toupée Fiasco
  928. Toxic Burger Fart
  929. Tocix Orange
  930. Traffic Cone of Treason
  931. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  932. Traitor the Hut
  933. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  934. Traitor Tot
  935. Traitor Trump
  936. Traitorous Dingleberry
  937. Trash Hole
  938. Treason Cerebro
  939. Treason Weasel
  940. Treasons Greetings
  941. Tricky Trump
  942. TrollerBird
  943. Tropicana Mussolini
  944. tRump
  945. Trump Brulée
  946. Trump Card
  947. Trump...the Worst President Since Trump
  948. Trumpalump
  949. Trumpamaniac
  950. Trumpanzee
  951. Trumparius
  952. Trumpasoreass Rex
  953. Trumpdozer
  954. Trumpenstein
  955. Trumpinator
  956. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  957. Trumpkopf
  958. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  959. Trumpledore
  960. Trumple-ThinSkin
  961. Trumpnazi
  962. Trumpocalypse
  963. Trumprangutang
  964. Trumptastrophe
  965. Trumpthechumps
  966. Trumpty Dumpty
  967. Trumpunzel
  968. Tufted Taliban
  969. Turd Reich
  970. TV Show Twat
  971. Tweetiloni
  972. Twice Impeached President
  973. Twitter Banned for Life
  974. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  975. Twitler Twat
  976. Twitler
  977. Two-Bit Caesar
  978. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  979. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  980. Un-American
  981. Unchained Disappointment
  982. Unchained Sedition
  983. Unhinged
  984. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  985. Un-presidented
  986. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  987. Unreality King
  988. Urine Haired Usurper
  989. Unwelcome in NY
  990. Vagina Neck
  991. Vanilla ISIS
  992. Vanity Manatee
  993. Velveeta Tweeta
  994. Velveeta Voldemort
  995. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  996. Victim-in-Chief
  997. Village Idiot
  998. Voled-Moron
  999. Walker Taxes Evader
  1000. Walking Punchline
  1001. Wankpuffin
  1002. Wanna-Be Dictator
  1003. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1004. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1005. Waxed Gritty
  1006. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1007. Weapons Grade Plum
  1008. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1009. Whiner in Chief
  1010. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1011. Whiny Little Bitch
  1012. Whiney the Coup
  1013. White Kanye
  1014. White Pride Piper
  1015. White Scrotus
  1016. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1017. Whopper with Crime
  1018. Wicked Pout Fest
  1019. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1020. Windmill Cancer King
  1021. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1022. Witless Cocksplat
  1023. Witless Wonder
  1024. World's Greatest Troll
  1025. Worst President in History
  1026. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1027. X-President
  1028. X-POTUS Poser
  1029. Yam Vader
  1030. Yellow Bluberine
  1031. YMCA-hole!
  1032. You Know Coup
  1033. Zen Master of Hate
  1034. Zit with Dark Secrets