Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief
Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019
- 10-ply-super-soft bitch
- 2001 and Done
- 70 year old toddler
- Adolf Pumpkinhead
- Adolf Twitler
- Agent of Deranged Change
- Agent Orange
- A Man for all Treasons
- America's Burst Appendix
- Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
- Anal Repulsive
- Angry Creamsicle
- Antichrist
- Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
- Apricot Idi Amin
- Ass Menagery
- Ass Whole
- Assaulter in Chief
- Baby Gherkin Fingers
- Baby-man
- Baby Whisper Skin
- Babyhands McCheetodick
- Backwards Pants
- Bad Looser
- Bad Tang
- Bag of Toxic Sludge
- Bald-faced Crier
- Banana Republican
- Bananas
- Barbarian at the Debate
- Barbecued Brutus
- Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
- Been-a-Dick Donald
- Bela Lugrosi
- Benedict Donald
- Biden's B**ch
- Big Donald
- Big Lie-bowski, the
- Bigly Loser
- Bigoted Billionaire
- Bilious Billionaire
- Birthir Maniac
- Blabbermouth Don
- Blitzkrieg Bozo
- Bloated Orange Has-been
- Blonde Pumpkin
- BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
- Bloviating Fleshbag
- Bloviator in Chief
- Blowhard
- Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
- Bogus POTUS
- Boiled Ham in a Wig
- Boiled Maniac
- Boinker Oinker
- Boldfinger
- Boob Looks Like a Traitor
- Boss Tweety
- Bully-in-Chief
- Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
- Boss Tweet
- Bouffant Buffoon
- Boychurian Candidate
- Bratman
- Bribe of Chuck
- Bribe of Chunky
- Brokahantis
- Bully Boy
- Burger Fondler
- Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
- Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
- Bushman
- Butternut Berlusconi
- Buttplug face
- Cadet Bonespurs
- Calamari Lips
- Cancer in a Wig
- Candy Corn Kremlin
- Cantaloupe Caillou
- Cantaloupe Caligula
- Captain Bluster
- Captain Chaos
- Captain Ouchie Foot
- Captain Outrageous
- Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
- Captain Tantastic
- Carnival Barker
- Carrot Caligula
- Catastrophic Fuckhead
- Census Whitener
- Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
- Charm Vacuum
- Chauvinist-in-Chief
- Cheddar Boy
- Cheddar Head
- Cheeto Bandito
- Cheeto Benito
- Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
- Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
- Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
- Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
- Cheeto Jesus
- Cheeto Satan
- Cheeto Shitler
- Cheeto Voldemort
- Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
- Cheeto Von Tweeto
- Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
- Cheetoe Jesus
- Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
- Cheeto-In-Chief
- Cheetolini
- Cheeze Wiz
- Chester Molester
- Chicken Littlehands
- Chicken Poop Head
- Chief Trouble
- Chimp-PAN-Zee
- Cinnamon Hitler
- Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
- Clan Chowder
- Clear and Present Danger
- Clorox-Cocktail Pro
- Clown-igula
- Clown Prince of Politics
- Clown-Stick von Narcissist
- Clueless Numpty
- Clueless Orange Julius
- Cockwomble 45
- Cockwombly Dotard
- Cockwork (not) Orange
- Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
- Combover Caligula
- Combover Con Artist
- Commander in Cheat
- Commander in Cheese
- Commander in Tweet
- Commander-in-Grief
- Community Theater Strongman
- Complete Failure
- Comrad Cheetolini
- Comrade Cheetolino
- Comrade Combover
- Con-Dike Gold Rush
- Confederate Con-Artist
- Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
- Conspiracy Theory King
- Cotton Candy Hair
- Cookie Pants
- Coral Babyhands
- Corrupt Mother F'er
- Corruption Master
- Coup-a-Loompa
- Coup-coo Banana Cake
- Coup-Coup Crazy
- Coup-ssolini
- Coupthulu
- Coup-mander-in-chief
- CovefeFool
- Cowardly Lyin
- Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
- Craziest President
- Creep a l'Orange
- Creep Throat
- Creme de la Crazy
- Creme de la Creep
- Creme de la Dumb
- Crime Champ
- Criminal-in-Chief
- Crown Prince of Politwits
- Crybaby Prima Donald
- Cult-45
- Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
- D-Bag
- Daddy Nobucks
- Daddy Warbucks
- Daddy's Reject
- Daffy Don
- Danger Yam
- Dangerous Donald
- Darth Cheeto
- Darth Hater
- Darth Tax Evador
- Deadbead Donald
- Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
- Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
- Dehydrated Orange Peel
- Delirious Treasons
- Delusion Paluza
- Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
- Demander-in-Chief
- Demented Popeye
- Dementia Donnie
- Depressed Testicle
- Der Fahrter
- Der Groepenfuehrer
- Deranged Donald
- Detached from Reality
- Diaper Donald
- Aick A L'Orange
- Dick Tater
- Dickless Dictator Drumpf
- Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
- Dingbat Donald
- Dingus Con
- Dire Appy
- Dishonest Don
- DisHonor System
- Divider in Chief
- DJ Fat-Boy Don
- Dodgy Donald
- Dolt-45
- Don Dementia
- Don Juan
- Don Nots
- Don the Con
- Donadolf Trumpler
- Donald Bin Laden
- Donald Chickenheart
- Donald Chump
- Donald deGonad
- Donald Dingbat
- Donald Dipshit
- Donald Doom
- Donald Douche and the Bags
- Donald Drumfkopf
- Donald Duck Doo-Doo
- Donald Duck-the-Truth
- Donald Tax-Duck
- Donald the Insufferable
- Donald the Menace
- Donnie Bratso
- Donnie Doll-hands
- Donnie TicTac
- Donny Crapple Seed
- Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
- Donny Jiggly Chins
- Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
- Doorknob Trundlefuck
- Dopey Don
- Dotard
- Douche a'Lorange
- Douche Bigalow
- Douche Canoe
- Douche of Hazard
- Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
- Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
- Doucheald Trump
- Dr. Strangelove
- Draft Dodger Don
- Dreamsicle Demon
- Droolius Geezer
- Drumpf (Original family name)
- Dubious Caesar
- Dufos Don
- Duke Nuke ‘Em
- Dumb Dumb Butt Face
- Dumb Sauron
- Dumbelldore
- Dumbestdore
- DumbleDon
- Dumpster
- Dumpty Trumpty
- Ego Maniac
- El Crappy Tan
- El Douche
- El Hombre de Tang
- Election Looser
- Election Looser in Chief
- Emperor with no Balls
- Emperor with no Clothes
- Emperor with no Clue
- Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
- End of Democracy
- Eric's Dad
- Exhibit A-hole
- Existential Threat to Democracy
- Failed 45
- Fake Pinocchio President
- Fanta Fascist
- Fanta Fascist
- Farcissist
- Fart with Bad Hair
- Fascist
- Faschists Friend
- Fascist Carnival Barker
- Fat Failing Donny
- Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
- Fat Marie Antoinette
- Fat Nixon
- Fat Putin
- Fat White Slug
- Fatty Kreuger
- Feckless Pustule
- Feral Shulting Meatball
- Field Marshall Trump
- Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
- Filet-o-Farts
- Filet-o-Fool
- Financially Embattled Thousandaire
- F'ing Lunatic
- Flaba Dabba Goo
- Flaccid Flag
- Flag Fondler
- Flatulent Furor
- Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
- Flighty Wind
- Flip Flopper
- Flipper
- Flordian Fondler
- Fomentalist
- Fool
- Former Fiasco
- Former Government Employee
- Forrest Trump
- Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
- Fragile Shit Dumpster
- Fraud
- Fraud Father
- Fraud Flinstone
- Fraud of Fifth Avenue
- Fraudo Baggins
- Fraudy Kreuger
- Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
- Friendless Urinal Cake
- Frisker-in-Chief
- Frisky Frisker
- Fruit of the Loom
- Fruit of the Loon
- Fuckface von Clownstick
- Full Diaper
- Genghis Con
- Ghengis Can't
- Giant Orange Cockroach
- Ginger Genghis
- Girth Vader
- Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
- Gold Yeller
- Golden Calf of Doom
- Golden Wrecking Ball
- Golf Lundgren
- GOP - Gang of Putin
- Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
- Gossamer Skinned Bully
- Government Expander
- Grabba the Hut
- Grabby Wan Kenobi
- Grandpa Crazypants
- Great Orange Hairball of Fear
- Great Pretender
- Great White Dope
- Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
- Grifter in Chief
- Grim Groper
- Grizzled Muppet
- Grope Dope
- Gruesome Grifter
- Grumpy
- Grumpy Donny
- Habañero Hitler
- Hagfish-in-Chief
- Hair Apparent
- Hair Force One
- Hair Furher
- Hair Gropenfuhrer
- Hair Hitler
- Halfwit Tweet Twit
- Ham Sandwich
- Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
- Hard-on Collidor
- Haunted Boss-Baby
- He Who Shall Not Be Combed
- He Who Shall Not Be Named
- He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
- Hell Toupe
- Herr Führer Trump
- Herr Lugenpresse
- His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
- His Heinous
- Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
- Hospital Laundry
- Human Amplifier
- Human Combover
- Human Corncob
- Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Human Toupee Hybrid
- Humpty Trumpty
- Hypocrite Hall of Shame
- Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
- Idiot Emperor
- Idiot's Emperor
- Idiot Kristallnact
- Ignorant Fuckmuppet
- Il Douche
- Illerate Nero
- Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
- Impeached President
- Imposter President
- im-POTUS
- Inciter-in-Chief
- In Vet Irate Liar
- Inane Interjector
- Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
- Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
- Individual 1
- Infuriator
- IQ45
- IQ of a Gnat- if that
- It
- Itty Bitty Ball Trump
- Jabba the Gut
- Jabba the Hut of Privalege
- Jack the Gripper
- Jackass-o-Lantern
- Job Security for Comedians
- John Baron
- John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
- John Miller
- Justice Perverter
- Karen
- Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
- Kim Jong Orange
- King Baby Coward
- King Leer
- King Moron
- King of Debt
- King of the Oompa Loompas
- King of the Whoppers
- King of Unintentional Comedy
- King Twit
- Klan Chowder
- Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
- K-Mart Caesar
- Knot Z Clown
- Komrade Bonespurs
- Komrade Kumquat
- Kremlin Debt
- Kremlin Gremlin
- Kumquat Despot
- L. Ron Chubbard
- La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
- Lady Fingers
- Lardass Tiddlywink
- Lard of the Lies
- Lardfather, The
- Lardo Caltreason
- Last of The Mango Mohawkans
- Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
- Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
- Lemonhead Elect
- Less Than Zero
- Lex Loser
- Liar-in-Chief
- Lingering Orange Fart
- Little Donnie Sissypants
- Little Lady Fingers
- Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
- Lolla Colluda
- Lone DeRanger
- Lord Commander Marmalade
- Lord Dampnut
- Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
- Lord of the Whine
- LOSER
- Loser-In-Chief
- Looser Lalipalloza
- lowercase president
- Lower Everything President
- Lumbering Garbage Barge
- Lyin King
- Macaulay Sulkin'
- Machado Meltdown
- Macho McGrump
- Mad Man
- Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
- Mad Shambler
- Madking Littlehands
- Madman
- Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
- Malignant Mango
- Malignant Narcissist
- Mallowmar Gadaffi
- Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
- Man Behind the Bronzer
- Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
- Mandarin Orange Mugabe
- Mandarine Malignancy
- Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
- Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
- Mango Maniac
- Mango Moron
- Mango Mussolini
- Mango Mysogynist
- Mangu Unchained
- Mar-a-Lardo
- Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
- Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
- Marmalade Mussolini
- Marmalade VonDouche
- Master Hater
- Mayonaise Sculpture
- Mayor McTreason
- McBumbaclaat Snarfer
- MEGA-low-maniac
- MeinHairTrump
- Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
- Melania's Soon-to-be-X
- Mocro Brain
- Mike Pence's X-friend
- Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
- Minute Maid Mao
- Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
- Molester-in-Chief
- Moneydiaper McStupid
- Monster-in-Chief
- Moron
- Moron von Narcissist
- Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
- Mount Flushmore
- Moussolini's Taint
- Mr. Firepants
- Mr. Inappropriate
- My Little Phony
- My Little Pony
- Mr Tangerine Man
- Mrs Putin
- Mrs Steve Banon
- Mushroom Dick
- Mushroom Dong
- My Pollow Guy's Pillow
- Nacho Nazi
- Name-caller in Chief
- Napolean Boner Pill
- Narcissistic Human Airhorn
- Narcisyphilis
- Nazi
- Nazimodo
- New York Dork
- Nightmare-in-Chief
- Nightmare in the Oval Office
- Nocabulary
- Nostra Dumbass
- Not a Funny Joke
- Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
- NOTUS
- Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
- Nylon Haired Man
- Oaf of Office
- Odius Orange
- Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
- Ole Yeller
- Old #45
- Old Wack Donald
- One Disgusting Human Being
- One Term Failure
- One-Man Crime-Spree
- Orange Abomination
- Orange Antichrist
- Orange Anus
- Orange Anusmouth
- Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
- Orange Blowfish
- Orange Bozo
- Orange Caligula
- Orance Conman
- Orange Crap Baby Man
- Orange Devil
- Orange Douche Nozzle
- Orange Dubious Caesar
- Orange Egplant
- Orange Face
- Orange Foolius
- Orange Imbecile
- Orange is the New Splat
- Orange Julius
- Orange Menace
- Orange Messiah
- Orange Monster
- Orange Moron
- Orange Omen of Doom
- Orange Pol Pot
- Orange Sex Pest
- Orange Shithole
- Orange Shitstain
- Orange Shitweasel
- Orange Slime
- Orance Slimebucket
- Orange Stain
- Orange Thousandiare
- Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
- Orange Turd
- Orange Tyrant
- Orange-Tufted Asshole
- Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
- Orange Wankmaggot
- Orangina
- OrangeMange
- OranguTAN
- Our Former Fiasco
- Otto von Skidmark
- PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
- Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
- Pantone Beelzebub
- Papaya Batista
- Papaya Pol Pot
- Pariah Carey
- Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
- Pathetic Looser
- Peach Nehi President
- PEEotus
- PEEOTUS
- Penis Pumpkinhead
- Peril
- Persimmon Toddler
- Petulant Yam
- Picasso of Pettiness
- Piece of F***ing S**t
- Piece of Totally Useless S**t
- Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
- Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
- Pinocchip President
- Pinocchio Todler
- Piss Trumpet of the United States
- Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
- Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
- Poop Tweeter
- Poopy Doodle Head
- Poor Loser
- POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
- POSOTUS
- Poster Child of American Decline
- PoutyPuss
- P.P.Barnum
- President Blowhole
- President Butterball
- President Coward
- President Disaster
- President Flim-Flam
- President Girth Wind and Liar
- President Gold Man Sucks
- President Grabit
- President If-Urine-You’re-In
- President Karen
- President Poopie-pants
- President Rancid Velveeta
- President Snowflake
- President Tang
- President Von Munchousen
- Presidick
- Pretender-in-Chief
- Prima Donald
- Prince Cheesypoof
- Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
- Public Access Caligula
- Pudgy McTrumpcake
- Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
- Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
- Pumpkin Messiah
- Pumpkin Pinochet
- Pumpkin Spice Satan
- Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
- Pussy-Ass-Bitch
- Pussy-Grabber in Chief
- Putin’s BFF
- Putin's Bitch
- Putin's Lap Dog
- Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
- Putin’s Pet
- Putino Weino
- Putin's Gambit
- Putin's Puppet
- Putz
- Quarter Flounder
- Queen's Reich
- Quisling of Queens
- Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
- Racist-in-Chief
- Racist, Sexist Pig
- Radioactive Idiot
- Rancid Garbage Pils
- Re-Count of Monty Cristo
- Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
- Republican Rapture Inducer
- Republi-Crap
- Resting Crime Face
- Riptide of Regression
- Rollie Short Fingers
- Rome Burning in Man Form
- Rotten Banana
- Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
- Rufous Butt Rumpet
- Rufous Diaperdump
- Rufous Fuckface
- Rufous Tyrant
- Rump
- Ryan’s Nope
- Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
- Sad-itionist
- Salmon Sadist
- SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
- Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
- Say It Ain't Joe
- Scammy Doofus, Jr.
- Scampaigner
- Schmuck a' L'orange
- Scone Spurs
- Scooby Coup
- Screaming Carot Deamon
- Screaming Carot Demon
- Scrooge McSchmuck
- Scrooge McTrump
- SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
- Scum
- Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
- Serial Feeler
- Seriously???
- Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
- Shady Marmalade
- Shakespeare of Shit
- Shambling Sasquatch
- Shameless
- Shameless Tweeter
- Sherbert Pervert
- Shit Hitting the Fan
- Shit-Show Host
- Shitty Show Host
- Shitler
- Short-Fingered Vulgarian
- Silver Spoon Scion
- Sir Rants-a-Lot
- Sir Sissypants
- Slob Father
- Snathcy McGrabbin
- Sniffles
- Sniveling Sidekick
- Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
- Sophomoric Sniveler
- Soulless Nightmare
- Spanky McBonespurs
- Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
- Squid Pro Quo
- Squirrelwig McRacistPants
- Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
- Stark Terror
- Stonewall Jackass
- Stuporman
- Suicide Bummer
- Sulk Hogan
- Suma Cum Fraude
- Sunburned Stalin
- Sunkist Stalin
- Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
- Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
- Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
- Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
- Swampopotamus
- Sweeny Fraud
- Sweet Potato Saddam
- Syphilitic Apricot
- Talking Yam
- Tang Tyrant
- Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
- Tangerine Ball Bag
- Tangerine Catastrophe
- Tangerine Crosby
- Tangerine Conman
- Tangerine Douchenozzle
- Tangerine Nutsack
- Tangerine Palpatine
- Tangerine Shitler
- Tangerine Skidmark
- Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
- Tangerine Tornaro
- Tangerine Torndao
- Tangerine Turd
- Tangerine Twatwaffle
- Tangerine Tyrant
- Tangerine Wankmaggot
- Tangerweenie
- Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
- Tax Darth Evader
- Team Treason
- Teeny Weenie Mussolini
- Tefflon Donnie
- Temper Tantrump
- Terra Cotta Turdface
- Terrible Twitler
- TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
- Thankfully Out of Office!
- That Florida Guy
- the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
- The Lyin King
- The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
- The Problem
- The Ruinator
- The Trumpinator
- The Wrath of Con
- Thick Skinned Idiot
- Thin Skinned Orange Peel
- Thousandaire
- Thousand-airehole
- Tic-Tacky Trump
- Tie-Coon
- Tighty Whitey Bulger
- Tiny Finger Vulgarian
- Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
- Tiny Hand Middle Finger
- Toadstool Shaped Dong
- Todler Messiah
- Toilet Tweeter
- TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
- Touped Fucktrumpet
- Total-Loser-in-Chief
- Toupée Fiasco
- Traffic Cone of Treason
- Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
- Traitor the Hut
- Trash Hole
- Treason Weasel
- Treasons Greetings
- Tricky Trump
- TrollerBird
- Tropicana Mussolini
- tRump
- Trump Brulée
- Trump Card
- Trumpalump
- Trumpamaniac
- Trumpanzee
- Trumparius
- Trumpasoreass Rex
- Trumpdozer
- Trumpenstein
- Trumpinator
- Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
- Trumpkopf
- Trumple Doodle-Doo
- Trumpledore
- Trumple-ThinSkin
- Trumpnazi
- Trumpocalypse
- Trumprangutang
- Trumptastrophe
- Trumpthechumps
- Trumpty Dumpty
- Tufted Taliban
- Turd Reich
- TV Show Twat
- Tweetiloni
- Twice Impeached President
- Twitter Banned for Life
- Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
- Twitler Twat
- Twitler
- Two-Bit Caesar
- Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
- UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
- Un-American
- Unchained Disappointment
- Unchained Sedition
- Unhinged
- Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
- Un-presidented
- Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
- Unreality King
- Urine Haired Usurper
- Unwelcome in NY
- Vanilla ISIS
- Vanity Manatee
- Velveeta Tweeta
- Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
- Victim-in-Chief
- Village Idiot
- Voled-Moron
- Walker Taxes Evader
- Walking Punchline
- Wankpuffin
- Wanna-Be Dictator
- Wanna-Be-Dingbat
- Wanna-Be-Tyrant
- Waxed Gritty
- Weapons Grade Plum
- Weaselhead Fucknugget
- Whiner in Chief
- Whiner in the Whitehouse
- Whiny Little Bitch
- Whiney the Coup
- White Kanye
- White Pride Piper
- Whited Sepulchre, The
- Whopper with Crime
- Wicked Pout Fest
- Wicked Witch of the West Wing
- Windmill Cancer King
- Witch Hunted Claimant
- Witless Cocksplat
- Witless Wonder
- World's Greatest Troll
- Worst President in History
- Xenophobic Sweet Potato
- X-President
- X-POTUS Poser
- Yam Vader
- Yellow Bluberine
- YMCA-hole!
- You Know Coup
- Zen Master of Hate
- Zit with Dark Secrets