Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate? 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby-man
  21. Baby Whisper Skin
  22. Babyhands McCheetodick
  23. Backwards Pants
  24. Bad Looser
  25. Bad Tang
  26. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  27. Baldamort
  28. Bald-faced Crier
  29. Batta Blast
  30. Banana Republican
  31. Bananas
  32. Barbarian at the Debate
  33. Barbecued Brutus
  34. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  35. Been-a-Dick Donald
  36. Bela Lugrosi
  37. Benedict Donald
  38. Biden's B**ch
  39. Big Donald
  40. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  41. Bigly Loser
  42. Bigoted Billionaire
  43. Bilious Billionaire
  44. Birthir Maniac
  45. Blabbermouth Don
  46. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  47. Bloated Orange Has-been
  48. Bloatus
  49. Blonde Pumpkin
  50. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  51. Bloviating Fleshbag
  52. Bloviator in Chief
  53. Blowhard
  54. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  55. Bogus POTUS
  56. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  57. Boiled Maniac
  58. Boinker Oinker
  59. Boldfinger
  60. Bonespurs McFraudster
  61. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  62. Boss Tweety
  63. Bully-in-Chief
  64. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  65. Boss Tweet
  66. Bouffant Buffoon
  67. Boychurian Candidate
  68. Bratman
  69. Bribe of Chuck
  70. Bribe of Chunky
  71. Brokahantis
  72. Bully Boy
  73. Burger Fondler
  74. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  75. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  76. Bushman
  77. Butternut Berlusconi 
  78. Buttplug face
  79. Cadet Bonespurs
  80. Calamari Lips
  81. Cancer in a Wig
  82. Candy Corn Kremlin
  83. Cantaloupe Caillou
  84. Cantaloupe Caligula
  85. Captain Bluster
  86. Captain Chaos
  87. Captain Ouchie Foot
  88. Captain Outrageous
  89. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  90. Captain Tantastic
  91. Carnival Barker
  92. Carrot Caligula
  93. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  94. Census Whitener
  95. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  96. Charm Vacuum
  97. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  98. Cheat Loaf
  99. Cheddar Boy
  100. Cheddar Head
  101. Cheeto Bandito
  102. Cheeto Benito
  103. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  104. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  105. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  106. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  107. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  108. Cheeto Jesus
  109. Cheeto Satan
  110. Cheeto Shitler
  111. Cheeto Voldemort
  112. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  113. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  114. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  115. Cheetoe Jesus
  116. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  117. Cheeto-In-Chief
  118. Cheetolini
  119. Cheeze Wiz
  120. Chester Molester 
  121. Chunk Norris
  122. Chicken Littlehands
  123. Chicken Poop Head
  124. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  125. Chief Trouble
  126. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  127. Chunk Norris
  128. Cinnamon Hitler
  129. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  130. Clan Chowder
  131. Clear and Present Danger
  132. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  133. Clown-igula
  134. Clown Prince of Politics
  135. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  136. Clueless Numpty
  137. Clueless Orange Julius
  138. Cockwomble 45
  139. Cockwombly Dotard
  140. Cockwork (not) Orange
  141. Code Red Fascist 
  142. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  143. Colonel Scammers
  144. Colonel Slanders
  145. Combover Caligula
  146. Combover Con Artist
  147. Commander in Cheat
  148. Commander in Cheese
  149. Commander in Tweet
  150. Commander-in-Grief
  151. Community Theater Strongman
  152. Complete Failure
  153. Comrad Cheetolini
  154. Comrade Cheetolino
  155. Comrade Combover
  156. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  157. Confederate Con-Artist
  158. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  159. Conspiracy Theory King
  160. Cotton Candy Hair
  161. Cookie Pants
  162. Coral Babyhands
  163. Corrupt Mother F'er
  164. Corruption Master
  165. Count of Mostly Crisco
  166. Coup-a-Loompa
  167. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  168. Coup-Coup Crazy
  169. Coup-ssolini
  170. Coupthulu
  171. Coup-mander-in-chief
  172. CovefeFool
  173. Cowardly Lyin
  174. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  175. Craziest President
  176. Creep a l'Orange
  177. Creep Throat
  178. Creme de la Crazy
  179. Creme de la Creep
  180. Creme de la Dumb
  181. Crime Champ
  182. Criminal-in-Chief
  183. Crown Prince of Politwits
  184. Crybaby Prima Donald
  185. Cult-45
  186. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  187. D-Bag
  188. Daddy Nobucks
  189. Daddy Warbucks
  190. Daddy's Reject
  191. Daffy Don
  192. Danger Yam
  193. Dangerous Donald
  194. Darth Cheeto
  195. Darth Hater
  196. Darth Tax Evador
  197. Darth Traitor 
  198. Deadbead Donald
  199. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  200. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  201. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  202. Delirious Treasons 
  203. Delusion Paluza
  204. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  205. Demander-in-Chief
  206. Demented Popeye
  207. Dementia Donnie
  208. Depressed Testicle
  209. Der Fahrter
  210. Der Groepenfuehrer
  211. Deranged Donald
  212. Detached from Reality
  213. Diaper Donald
  214. Aick A L'Orange
  215. Dick Tater
  216. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  217. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  218. Dingbat Donald
  219. Dingus Con
  220. Dingus ex Machina
  221. Dire Appy
  222. Dishonest Don
  223. DisHonor System
  224. Divider in Chief
  225. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  226. Dodgy Donald
  227. Dolt-45
  228. Don Dementia
  229. Don Juan
  230. Don Nots
  231. Don the Con
  232. Donadolf Trumpler
  233. Donald Bin Laden
  234. Donald Chickenheart
  235. Donald Chump
  236. Donald deGonad
  237. Donald Dingbat
  238. Donald Dipshit
  239. Donald Doom
  240. Donald Douche and the Bags
  241. Donald Drumfkopf
  242. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  243. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  244. Donald Tax-Duck
  245. Donald the Insufferable
  246. Donald the Menace
  247. Donnie Bratso
  248. Donnie Doll-hands
  249. Donnie TicTac
  250. Donny Crapple Seed
  251. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  252. Donny Jiggly Chins
  253. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  254. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  255. Dopey Don
  256. Dotard
  257. Douche a'Lorange
  258. Douche Bigalow
  259. Douche Canoe
  260. Douche of Hazard
  261. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  262. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  263. Doucheald Trump
  264. Dr. Strangelove
  265. Draft Dodger Don
  266. Dreamsicle Demon
  267. Droolius Geezer
  268. Drumpf (Original family name)
  269. Dubious Caesar 
  270. Dufos Don
  271. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  272. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  273. Dumb Sauron
  274. Dumbelldore
  275. Dumbestdore
  276. DumbleDon
  277. Dumpster
  278. Dumpty Trumpty
  279. Ego Maniac
  280. El Crappy Tan
  281. El Creepo
  282. El Douche
  283. El Hombre de Tang
  284. Election Looser
  285. Election Looser in Chief
  286. Emperor with no Balls
  287. Emperor with no Clothes
  288. Emperor with no Clue
  289. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  290. End of Democracy
  291. Eric's Dad
  292. Exhibit A-hole
  293. Existential Threat to Democracy
  294. Failed 45
  295. Fake Pinocchio President
  296. Fanta Fascist
  297. Fanta Fascist
  298. Farcissist
  299. Fart with Bad Hair
  300. Fascist
  301. Faschists Friend
  302. Fascist Carnival Barker
  303. Fascist Gump
  304. Fat Failing Donny
  305. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  306. Fat Marie Antoinette
  307. Fat Nixon
  308. Fat Putin
  309. Fat White Slug
  310. Fatty Kreuger
  311. Feckless Pustule
  312. Felon-Ade
  313. Feral Shulting Meatball
  314. Field Marshall Trump
  315. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  316. Filet-o-Farts
  317. Filet-o-Fool
  318. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  319. F'ing Lunatic
  320. Flaba Dabba Goo
  321. Flabrador Deceiver 
  322. Flaccid Flag
  323. Flag Fondler
  324. Flatulent Furor
  325. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  326. Flighty Wind
  327. Flip Flopper
  328. Flipper
  329. Flordian Fondler
  330. Flush Force One
  331. Fomentalist
  332. Fool
  333. Former Fiasco
  334. Former Government Employee
  335. Forrest Trump
  336. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  337. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  338. Fraud
  339. Fraud Father
  340. Fraud Flinstone
  341. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  342. Fraudo Baggins
  343. Fraudy Kreuger
  344. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  345. Friendless Urinal Cake
  346. Frisker-in-Chief
  347. Frisky Frisker
  348. Fruit of the Loom
  349. Fruit of the Loon
  350. Fuckface von Clownstick
  351. Full Diaper
  352. Genghis Con
  353. Ghengis Can't
  354. Giant Orange Cockroach
  355. Ginger Genghis
  356. Girth Vader
  357. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  358. Gold Yeller
  359. Golden Calf of Doom
  360. Golden Wrecking Ball
  361. Golf Lundgren
  362. GOP - Gang of Putin
  363. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  364. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  365. Government Expander
  366. Grabba the Hut
  367. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  368. Grandpa Crazypants
  369. Great Grabsby,The
  370. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  371. Great Pretender
  372. Great White Dope
  373. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  374. Grifter in Chief
  375. Grim Groper
  376. Grizzled Muppet
  377. Grope Dope
  378. Gruesome Grifter
  379. Grumpy
  380. Grumpy Donny
  381. Habañero Hitler
  382. Hagfish-in-Chief
  383. Hair Apparent
  384. Hair Force One
  385. Hair Furher
  386. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  387. Hair Hitler
  388. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  389. Ham Sandwich
  390. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  391. Hard-on Collidor
  392. Harry HuDummy
  393. Haunted Boss-Baby
  394. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  395. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  396. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  397. Hell Toupee
  398. Herr Führer Trump
  399. Herr Lugenpresse
  400. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  401. His Heinous
  402. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  403. Hospital Laundry
  404. Human Amplifier
  405. Human Combover
  406. Human Corncob
  407. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  408. Human Toupee Hybrid
  409. Humpty Trumpty
  410. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  411. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  412. Idiot Emperor
  413. Idiot's Emperor
  414. Idiot Kristallnact
  415. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  416. Il Douche
  417. Illerate Nero
  418. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  419. Impeached President
  420. Imposter President
  421. im-POTUS
  422. Inciter-in-Chief
  423. In Vet Irate Liar
  424. Inane Interjector
  425. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  426. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  427. Individual 1
  428. Infuriator
  429. IQ45
  430. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  431. It
  432. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  433. Jabba the Gut
  434. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  435. Jabba the Putz
  436. Jack the Gripper
  437. Jackass-o-Lantern
  438. J. F. K. F. C.
  439. Job Security for Comedians
  440. John Baron
  441. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  442. John Miller
  443. Justice Perverter
  444. Karen
  445. Kermin the Fraud
  446. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  447. Kim Jong Orange
  448. King Baby Coward
  449. King Con
  450. King Leer
  451. King Moron
  452. King of Debt
  453. King of the Oompa Loompas
  454. King of the Whoppers
  455. King of Unintentional Comedy
  456. King Twit
  457. Klan Chowder
  458. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  459. K-Mart Caesar
  460. Knot Z Clown
  461. Komrade Bonespurs
  462. Komrade Kumquat
  463. Kremlin Debt
  464. Kremlin Gremlin
  465. Kumquat Despot
  466. L. Ron Chubbard
  467. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  468. Lady Fingers
  469. Lardass Tiddlywink
  470. Lard of the Lies
  471. Lardfather, The
  472. Lardo Caltreason
  473. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  474. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  475. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  476. Lemonhead Elect
  477. Less Than Zero
  478. Lex Loser
  479. Liar-in-Chief
  480. Lingering Orange Fart
  481. Little Donnie Sissypants
  482. Little Lady Fingers
  483. Loch Ness Fraudster
  484. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  485. Lolla Colluda
  486. Lone DeRanger
  487. Lord Commander Marmalade
  488. Lord Dampnut
  489. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  490. Lord of the Whine
  491. LOSER
  492. Loser-In-Chief
  493. Looser Lalipalloza
  494. lowercase president
  495. Lower Everything President
  496. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  497. Lyin King
  498. Macaulay Sulkin'
  499. Machado Meltdown
  500. Macho McGrump
  501. Mad Man
  502. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  503. Mad Shambler
  504. Madking Littlehands
  505. Madman
  506. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  507. Malignant Mango
  508. Malignant Narcissist 
  509. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  510. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  511. Man Behind the Bronzer
  512. Manchurian Cantelope
  513. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  514. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  515. Mandarine Malignancy
  516. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  517. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  518. Mango Maniac
  519. Mango Moron
  520. Mango Mussolini
  521. Mango Mysogynist
  522. Mangu Unchained
  523. Mar-a-Lardo
  524. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  525. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  526. Marmalade Mussolini
  527. Marmalade VonDouche
  528. Master Hater
  529. Mayonaise Sculpture
  530. Mayor McTreason
  531. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  532. MEGA-low-maniac
  533. MeinHairTrump
  534. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  535. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  536. Meange-a-Treason
  537. Mocro Brain
  538. Mike Pence's X-friend
  539. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  540. Minute Maid Mao
  541. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  542. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  543. Molester-in-Chief
  544. Moneydiaper McStupid
  545. Monster-in-Chief 
  546. Moron
  547. Moron von Narcissist
  548. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  549. Mount Flushmore
  550. Mountain Douche
  551. Moussolini's Taint
  552. Mr. Firepants
  553. Mr. Inappropriate
  554. My Little Phony
  555. My Little Pony
  556. Mr Tangerine Man
  557. Mrs Putin
  558. Mrs Steve Banon
  559. Mushroom Dick
  560. Mushroom Dong
  561. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  562. Nacho Nazi
  563. Name-caller in Chief
  564. Napolean Boner Pill
  565. Napolean Bonespurs
  566. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  567. Narcisyphilis
  568. Nazi
  569. Nazimodo
  570. New York Dork
  571. Nightmare-in-Chief
  572. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  573. Nocabulary
  574. Nostra Dumbass
  575. Not a Funny Joke
  576. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  577. Notorious KFC
  578. NOTUS
  579. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  580. Nylon Haired Man
  581. Oaf of Office
  582. Odius Orange
  583. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  584. Ole Yeller
  585. Old #45
  586. Old President Crazypants
  587. Old Wack Donald
  588. One Disgusting Human Being
  589. One Term Failure
  590. One Trick Phony
  591. One-Man Crime-Spree
  592. Optimus Crime
  593. Orange Abomination
  594. Orange Antichrist
  595. Orange Anus
  596. Orange Anusmouth
  597. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  598. Orange Blowfish
  599. Orange Bozo
  600. Orange Caligula
  601. Orance Conman
  602. Orange Crap Baby Man
  603. Orange Devil
  604. Orange Douche Nozzle
  605. Orange Dubious Caesar
  606. Orange Egplant
  607. Orange Face
  608. Orange Foolius
  609. Orange Fruitcake
  610. Orange Imbecile
  611. Orange is the New Splat
  612. Orange Julius
  613. Orange Menace
  614. Orange Messiah
  615. Orange Monster
  616. Orange Moron
  617. Orange Omen of Doom
  618. Orange Pol Pot
  619. Orange Sex Pest
  620. Orange Shithole
  621. Orange Shitstain
  622. Orange Shitweasel
  623. Orange Slime
  624. Orance Slimebucket
  625. Orange Stain
  626. Orange Thousandiare
  627. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  628. Orange Turd
  629. Orange Tyrant
  630. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  631. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  632. Orange Wankmaggot 
  633. Orangina
  634. OrangeMange
  635. OranguTAN
  636. Our Former Fiasco
  637. Otto von Skidmark
  638. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  639. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  640. Pantone Beelzebub
  641. Papaya Batista
  642. Papaya Pol Pot
  643. Pariah Carey
  644. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  645. Pathetic Looser
  646. Peach Nehi President
  647. PEEotus
  648. PEEOTUS
  649. Penis Pumpkinhead
  650. Pepto-Abysmal
  651. Peril
  652. Persimmon Toddler
  653. Petulant Yam
  654. Picasso of Pettiness
  655. Piece of F***ing S**t
  656. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  657. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  658. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  659. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  660. Pinocchip President
  661. Pinocchio Todler
  662. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  663. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  664. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  665. Poop Tweeter
  666. Poopy Doodle Head
  667. Poor Loser
  668. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  669. POSOTUS
  670. Poster Child of American Decline
  671. PoutyPuss
  672. P.P.Barnum
  673. President Blowhole
  674. President Butterball
  675. President Coward
  676. President Disaster
  677. President Flim-Flam
  678. President Girth Wind and Liar
  679. President Gold Man Sucks
  680. President Grabit
  681. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  682. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  683. President Karen
  684. President Poopie-pants
  685. President Rancid Velveeta
  686. President Snowflake
  687. President Tang
  688. President Von Munchousen
  689. Presidick
  690. Pretender-in-Chief
  691. Prima Donald
  692. Prince Cheesypoof
  693. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  694. Public Access Caligula
  695. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  696. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  697. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  698. Pumpkin Messiah
  699. Pumpkin Pinochet
  700. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  701. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  702. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  703. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  704. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  705. Putin’s BFF
  706. Putin's Bitch
  707. Putin's Lap Dog
  708. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  709. Putin’s Pet
  710. Putino Weino
  711. Putin's Gambit
  712. Putin's Puppet
  713. Putz
  714. Quarter Flounder
  715. Queen's Reich
  716. Quisling of Queens
  717. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  718. Racist-in-Chief
  719. Racist, Sexist Pig
  720. Radioactive Idiot
  721. Rancid Garbage Pils
  722. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  723. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  724. Republican Rapture Inducer
  725. Republi-Crap
  726. Resting Crime Face
  727. Riptide of Regression
  728. Rollie Short Fingers
  729. Rome Burning in Man Form
  730. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  731. Rotten Banana
  732. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  733. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  734. Rufous Diaperdump
  735. Rufous Fuckface
  736. Rufous Tyrant
  737. Rump
  738. Ryan’s Nope
  739. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  740. Sad-itionist
  741. Salmon Sadist
  742. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  743. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  744. Say It Ain't Joe
  745. Scam Delorean
  746. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  747. Scampaigner
  748. Schmuck a' L'orange
  749. Scone Spurs
  750. Scooby Douche
  751. Scooby Coup
  752. Screaming Carot Deamon
  753. Screaming Carot Demon
  754. Scrooge McSchmuck
  755. Scrooge McTrump
  756. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  757. Scum
  758. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  759. Serial Feeler
  760. Seriously???
  761. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  762. Shady Marmalade
  763. Shakespeare of Shit
  764. Shambling Sasquatch
  765. Shameless
  766. Shameless Tweeter
  767. Sherbert Pervert
  768. Shit Hitting the Fan
  769. Shit-Show Host
  770. Shitty Show Host
  771. Shitler
  772. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  773. Silver Spoon Scion
  774. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  775. Sir Sissypants
  776. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  777. Slob Father
  778. Snathcy McGrabbin
  779. Sniffles
  780. Sniveling Sidekick
  781. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  782. Sophomoric Sniveler
  783. Soulless Nightmare
  784. Spanky McBonespurs
  785. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  786. Squid Pro Quo
  787. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  788. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  789. Stark Terror
  790. Stonewall Jackass
  791. Stuporman
  792. Suicide Bummer
  793. Sulk Hogan
  794. Suma Cum Fraude
  795. Sunburned Stalin
  796. Sunkist Stalin
  797. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  798. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  799. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  800. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  801. Swampopotamus
  802. Sweeny Fraud
  803. Sweet Potato Saddam
  804. Syphilitic Apricot
  805. T-Dump
  806. Tainted Plaintiff 
  807. Talking Yam
  808. Tang Tyrant
  809. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  810. Tangerine Ball Bag
  811. Tangerine Catastrophe
  812. Tangerine Crosby
  813. Tangerine Conman
  814. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  815. Tangerine Nutsack
  816. Tangerine Palpatine
  817. Tangerine Shitler
  818. Tangerine Skidmark
  819. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  820. Tangerine Tornaro
  821. Tangerine Torndao
  822. Tangerine Turd
  823. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  824. Tangerine Tyrant
  825. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  826. Tangerweenie
  827. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  828. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  829. Tax Darth Evader
  830. Team Treason
  831. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  832. Tefflon Donnie
  833. Temper Tantrump
  834. Terra Cotta Turdface
  835. Terrible Twitler
  836. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  837. Thankfully Out of Office!
  838. That Florida Guy
  839. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  840. The Dim Reaper
  841. The Lyin King
  842. The Poo-Poo
  843. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  844. The Problem
  845. The Real Dim Shady
  846. The Ruinator
  847. The Trumpinator
  848. The Wrath of Con
  849. Thick Skinned Idiot
  850. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  851. Thousandaire
  852. Thousand-airehole
  853. Tic-Tacky Trump
  854. Tie-Coon
  855. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  856. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  857. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  858. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  859. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  860. Todler Messiah
  861. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  862. Toilet Tweeter
  863. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  864. Touped Fucktrumpet
  865. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  866. Toupée Fiasco
  867. Toxic Burger Fart
  868. Traffic Cone of Treason
  869. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  870. Traitor the Hut
  871. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  872. Traitor Tot
  873. Traitorous Dingleberry
  874. Trash Hole
  875. Treason Cerebro
  876. Treason Weasel
  877. Treasons Greetings
  878. Tricky Trump
  879. TrollerBird
  880. Tropicana Mussolini
  881. tRump
  882. Trump Brulée
  883. Trump Card
  884. Trumpalump
  885. Trumpamaniac
  886. Trumpanzee
  887. Trumparius
  888. Trumpasoreass Rex
  889. Trumpdozer
  890. Trumpenstein
  891. Trumpinator
  892. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  893. Trumpkopf
  894. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  895. Trumpledore
  896. Trumple-ThinSkin
  897. Trumpnazi
  898. Trumpocalypse
  899. Trumprangutang
  900. Trumptastrophe
  901. Trumpthechumps
  902. Trumpty Dumpty
  903. Tufted Taliban
  904. Turd Reich
  905. TV Show Twat
  906. Tweetiloni
  907. Twice Impeached President
  908. Twitter Banned for Life
  909. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  910. Twitler Twat
  911. Twitler
  912. Two-Bit Caesar
  913. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  914. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  915. Un-American
  916. Unchained Disappointment
  917. Unchained Sedition
  918. Unhinged
  919. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  920. Un-presidented
  921. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  922. Unreality King
  923. Urine Haired Usurper
  924. Unwelcome in NY
  925. Vanilla ISIS
  926. Vanity Manatee
  927. Velveeta Tweeta
  928. Velveeta Voldemort
  929. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  930. Victim-in-Chief
  931. Village Idiot
  932. Voled-Moron
  933. Walker Taxes Evader
  934. Walking Punchline
  935. Wankpuffin
  936. Wanna-Be Dictator
  937. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  938. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  939. Waxed Gritty
  940. Weapons Grade Plum
  941. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  942. Whiner in Chief
  943. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  944. Whiny Little Bitch
  945. Whiney the Coup
  946. White Kanye
  947. White Pride Piper
  948. Whited Sepulchre, The
  949. Whopper with Crime
  950. Wicked Pout Fest
  951. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  952. Windmill Cancer King
  953. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  954. Witless Cocksplat
  955. Witless Wonder
  956. World's Greatest Troll
  957. Worst President in History
  958. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  959. X-President
  960. X-POTUS Poser
  961. Yam Vader
  962. Yellow Bluberine
  963. YMCA-hole!
  964. You Know Coup
  965. Zen Master of Hate
  966. Zit with Dark Secrets