Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty Don
  7. Angry Cheeto
  8. Angry Creamsicle
  9. Antichrist
  10. Apricot Idi Amin
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Babyhands McCheetodick
  13. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  14. Bald-faced Crier
  15. Barbecued Brutus
  16. Bela Lugrosi
  17. Benedict Donald
  18. Bigoted Billionaire
  19. Bilious Billionaire
  20. Birthir Maniac
  21. Blabbermouth Don
  22. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  23. Blonde Pumpkin
  24. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  25. Bloviating Fleshbag
  26. Bloviator in Chief
  27. Blowhard
  28. Bogus POTUS
  29. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  30. Boinker Oinker
  31. Boss Tweet
  32. Bouffant Buffoon
  33. Boychurian Candidate
  34. Bratman
  35. Bribe of Chuck
  36. Brokahantis
  37. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  38. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  39. Buttplug face
  40. Cadet Bonespurs
  41. Candy Corn Kremlin
  42. Cantaloupe Caillou
  43. Cantaloupe Caligula
  44. Captain Bluster
  45. Captain Chaos
  46. Captain Tantastic
  47. Carrot Caligula
  48. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  49. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  50. Cheeto Benito
  51. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  52. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  53. Cheeto Jesus
  54. Cheeto Satan
  55. Cheeto Shitler
  56. Cheeto Tweeto
  57. Cheeto Voldemort
  58. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  59. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  60. Cheetoe Jesus
  61. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  62. Cheeto-In-Chief
  63. Cheetolini
  64. Cheeze Wiz
  65. Chester Molester Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  66. Chief Trouble
  67. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  68. Cinnamon Hitler
  69. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  70. Clown Prince of Politics
  71. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  72. Clueless Numpty
  73. Clueless Orange Julius
  74. Cockwomble
  75. Cockwombly Dotard
  76. Combover Caligula
  77. Combover Con Artist
  78. Commander in Cheat
  79. Commander in Tweet
  80. Commander-in-Grief
  81. Comrad Cheetolini
  82. Comrade Cheetolino
  83. Comrade Combover
  84. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  85. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  86. Coral Babyhands
  87. Cowardly Lyin
  88. Creep Throat
  89. Crown Prince of Politwits
  90. Crybaby Prima Donald
  91. Daddy Warbucks
  92. Daffy Don
  93. Dangerous Donald
  94. Darth Cheeto
  95. Darth Hater
  96. Darth Tax Evador
  97. Deadbead Donald
  98. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  99. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  100. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  101. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  102. Demander-in-Chief
  103. Dementia Donnie
  104. Der Groepenfuehrer
  105. Deranged Donald
  106. Diaper Donald
  107. Dick Tater
  108. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  109. Dingbat Donald
  110. Dire Appy
  111. Dishonest Don
  112. Divider in Chief
  113. Dodgy Donald
  114. Dolt-45
  115. Don Dementia
  116. Don Juan
  117. Don Nots
  118. Don the Con
  119. Donald Chickenheart
  120. Donald Chump
  121. Donald deGonad
  122. Donald Dingbat
  123. Donald Dipshit
  124. Donald Doom
  125. Donald Douche and the Bags
  126. Donald Drumfkopf
  127. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  128. Donald Tax-Duck
  129. Donald the Insufferable
  130. Donald the Menace
  131. Donadolf Trumpler
  132. Donnie Bratso
  133. Donnie Doll-hands
  134. Donnie TicTac
  135. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  136. Douche Canoe 
  137. Doucheald Trump
  138. Dr. Strangelove
  139. Draft Dodger Don
  140. Dreamsicle Demon
  141. Drumpf
  142. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  143. Dumbelldore
  144. Dumbestdore
  145. Ego Maniac
  146. El Douche
  147. El Hombre de Tang
  148. Emperor with no Balls
  149. Emperor with no Clothes
  150. Fanta Fascist
  151. Fanta Fascist
  152. Farcissist
  153. Faschists Friend
  154. Fascist Carnival Barker
  155. Fat Failing Donny
  156. Fat Nixon
  157. Feral Shulting Meatball
  158. Field Marshall Trump
  159. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  160. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  161. Flip Flopper
  162. Flipper
  163. Fomentalist
  164. Forrest Trump
  165. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  166. Frisker-in-Chief
  167. Frisky Frisker
  168. Fruit of the Loom
  169. Fruit of the Loon
  170. Fuckface von Clownstick
  171. Genghis Con
  172. Ghengis Can't
  173. Giant Orange Cockroach
  174. Ginger Genghis
  175. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  176. Golden Calf of Doom
  177. Golden Wrecking Ball
  178. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  179. Government Expander
  180. Grabba the Hut
  181. Grandpa Crazypants
  182. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  183. Great White Dope
  184. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  185. Grim Groper
  186. Grope Dope
  187. Gruesome Grifter
  188. Habañero Hitler
  189. Hagfish-in-Chief
  190. Haman-in-Chief
  191. Hair Apparent
  192. Hair Force One
  193. Hair Furher
  194. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  195. Hair Hitler
  196. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  197. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  198. Herr Führer Trump
  199. Herr Lugenpresse
  200. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  201. Human Amplifier
  202. Human Combover
  203. Human Corncob
  204. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  205. Human Toupee Hybrid
  206. Humpty Trumpty
  207. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  208. im-POTUS
  209. In Vet Irate Liar
  210. Inane Interjector
  211. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  212. Infuriator
  213. IQ45
  214. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  215. Jack the Gripper
  216. Jackass-o-Lantern
  217. Job Security for Comedians
  218. John Baron
  219. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  220. John Miller
  221. Kim Jong Orange
  222. King Leer
  223. King of Debt
  224. King of the Oompa Loompas
  225. King of the Whoppers
  226. King of Unintentional Comedy
  227. King Twit
  228. K-Mart Caesar
  229. Komrade Kumquat
  230. Kremlin Gremlin
  231. Kumquat Despot
  232. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  233. Lady Fingers
  234. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  235. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  236. Lemonhead Elect
  237. Little Donnie Sissypants
  238. Little Lady Fingers
  239. Lone DeRanger
  240. Lord Commander Marmalade
  241. Lord Dampnut
  242. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  243. Lord of the Whine
  244. Lowercase President
  245. Lyin King
  246. Machado Meltdown
  247. Macho McGrump
  248. Mad Shambler
  249. Madking Littlehands
  250. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  251. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  252. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  253. Mandarine Malignancy
  254. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  255. Mango Mussolini
  256. Mango Mysogynist
  257. Marmalade Mussolini
  258. Marmalade VonDouche
  259. MEGA-low-maniac
  260. Minute Maid Mao
  261. Molester-in-Chief
  262. Moneydiaper McStupid
  263. Moussolini's Taint
  264. Mr. Firepants
  265. Mr. Inappropriate
  266. Mrs Putin
  267. Mrs Steve Banon
  268. Nacho Nazi
  269. Name-caller in Chief
  270. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  271. New York Dork
  272. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  273. NOTUS
  274. Odius Orange
  275. Orange Abomination
  276. Orange Antichrist
  277. Orange Anus
  278. Orange Anusmouth
  279. Orange Blowfish
  280. Orange Bozo
  281. Orange Caligula
  282. Orange Crap Baby Man
  283. Orange Devil
  284. Orange Douche Nozzle
  285. Orange Dubious Caesar
  286. Orange Foolius
  287. Orange is the new Splat
  288. Orange Julius
  289. Orange Menace
  290. Orange Messiah
  291. Orange Moron
  292. Orange Omen of Doom
  293. Orange Sex Pest
  294. Orange Shitweasel
  295. Orange Stain
  296. Orange Thousandiare
  297. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  298. Orange Tyrant
  299. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  300. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  301. Orange Turd
  302. Orangina
  303. OranguTAN
  304. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  305. Pantone Beelzebub
  306. Papaya Batista
  307. Papaya Pol Pot
  308. Peach Nehi President
  309. PEEotus
  310. PEEOTUS
  311. Persimmon Toddler
  312. Petulant Yam
  313. Picasso of Pettiness
  314. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  315. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  316. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  317. Poster Child of American Decline
  318. President Blowhole
  319. President Coward
  320. President Gold Man Sucks
  321. President Grabit
  322. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  323. President Rancid Velveeta
  324. President Snowflake
  325. President Tang
  326. President Von Munchousen
  327. Presidick
  328. Prince Cheesypoof
  329. Prima Donald
  330. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  331. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  332. Pumpkin Pinochet
  333. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  334. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  335. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  336. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  337. Putin’s BFF
  338. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  339. Putin’s Pet
  340. Putino Weino
  341. Putin's Gambit
  342. Putin's Puppet
  343. Queen's Reich
  344. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  345. Republican Rapture Inducer
  346. Riptide of Regression
  347. Rollie Short Fingers
  348. Rome Burning in Man Form
  349. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  350. Rufous Diaperdump
  351. Rufous Fuckface
  352. Rufous Tyrant
  353. Ryan’s Nope
  354. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  355. Salmon Sadist
  356. Screaming Carot Deamon
  357. Screaming Carot Demon
  358. Scrooge McTrump
  359. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  360. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  361. Serial Feeler
  362. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  363. Shady Marmalade
  364. Shakespeare of Shit
  365. Shambling Sasquatch
  366. Sherbert Pervert
  367. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  368. Silver Spoon Scion
  369. Sir Sissypants
  370. Sniffles
  371. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  372. Sophomoric Sniveler
  373. Spanky McBonespurs
  374. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  375. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  376. Stuporman
  377. Suicide Bummer
  378. Sunburned Stalin
  379. Sunkist Stalin
  380. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  381. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  382. Sweet Potato Saddam
  383. Syphilitic Apricot
  384. Talking Yam
  385. Tang Tyrant
  386. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  387. Tangerine Catastrophe
  388. Tangerine Crosby
  389. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  390. Tangerine Nutsack
  391. Tangerine Palpatine
  392. Tangerine Shitler
  393. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  394. Tangerine Tornaro
  395. Tangerine Torndao
  396. Tangerine Turd
  397. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  398. Tangerine Tyrant
  399. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  400. Tangerweenie
  401. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  402. Team Treason
  403. Temper Tantrump
  404. Terra Cotta Turdface
  405. Terrible Twitler
  406. The Lyin King
  407. The Trumpinator
  408. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  409. Tic-Tacky Trump
  410. Tie-Coon
  411. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  412. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  413. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  414. Touped Fucktrumpet
  415. Toupée Fiasco
  416. Tricky Trump
  417. Tropicana Mussolini
  418. tRump
  419. Trump Brulée
  420. Trump Card
  421. Trumpalump
  422. Trumpamaniac
  423. Trumpanzee
  424. Trumparius
  425. Trumpasoreass Rex
  426. Trumpdozer
  427. Trumpenstein
  428. Trumpinator
  429. Trumpkopf
  430. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  431. Trumpledore
  432. Trumple-thinskin
  433. Trumpnazi
  434. Trumpocalypse
  435. Trumprangutang
  436. Trumptastrophe
  437. Trumpthechumps
  438. Trumpty Dumpty
  439. Tufted Taliban
  440. Tweetiloni
  441. Twitler
  442. Two-Bit Caesar
  443. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  444. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  445. Unreality King
  446. Urine Haired Usurper
  447. Vanilla ISIS
  448. Velveeta Tweeta
  449. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  450. Walking Punchline
  451. Wankpuffin
  452. Weapons Grade Plum
  453. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  454. Whiner in Chief
  455. Whiny Little Bitch
  456. White Kanye
  457. White Pride Piper
  458. Witless Cocksplat
  459. World's Greatest Troll
  460. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  461. Yam Vader
  462. Zen Master of Hate