Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty Don
  7. Angry Cheeto
  8. Angry Creamsicle
  9. Antichrist
  10. Apricot Idi Amin
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Babyhands McCheetodick
  13. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  14. Bald-faced Crier
  15. Barbecued Brutus
  16. Bela Lugrosi
  17. Benedict Donald
  18. Bigoted Billionaire
  19. Bilious Billionaire
  20. Birthir Maniac
  21. Blabbermouth Don
  22. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  23. Blonde Pumpkin
  24. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  25. Bloviating Fleshbag
  26. Bloviator in Chief
  27. Blowhard
  28. Bogus POTUS
  29. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  30. Boinker Oinker
  31. Boss Tweet
  32. Bouffant Buffoon
  33. Boychurian Candidate
  34. Bratman
  35. Bribe of Chuck
  36. Brokahantis
  37. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  38. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  39. Buttplug face
  40. Cadet Bonespurs
  41. Candy Corn Kremlin
  42. Cantaloupe Caillou
  43. Cantaloupe Caligula
  44. Captain Bluster
  45. Captain Chaos
  46. Captain Tantastic
  47. Carrot Caligula
  48. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  49. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  50. Cheeto Benito
  51. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  52. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  53. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  54. Cheeto Jesus
  55. Cheeto Satan
  56. Cheeto Shitler
  57. Cheeto Tweeto
  58. Cheeto Voldemort
  59. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  60. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  61. Cheetoe Jesus
  62. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  63. Cheeto-In-Chief
  64. Cheetolini
  65. Cheeze Wiz
  66. Chester Molester Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  67. Chief Trouble
  68. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  69. Cinnamon Hitler
  70. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  71. Clown Prince of Politics
  72. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  73. Clueless Numpty
  74. Clueless Orange Julius
  75. Cockwomble
  76. Cockwombly Dotard
  77. Combover Caligula
  78. Combover Con Artist
  79. Commander in Cheat
  80. Commander in Tweet
  81. Commander-in-Grief
  82. Comrad Cheetolini
  83. Comrade Cheetolino
  84. Comrade Combover
  85. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  86. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  87. Coral Babyhands
  88. Cowardly Lyin
  89. Creep Throat
  90. Criminal-in-Chief
  91. Crown Prince of Politwits
  92. Crybaby Prima Donald
  93. Daddy Warbucks
  94. Daffy Don
  95. Dangerous Donald
  96. Darth Cheeto
  97. Darth Hater
  98. Darth Tax Evador
  99. Deadbead Donald
  100. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  101. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  102. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  103. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  104. Demander-in-Chief
  105. Dementia Donnie
  106. Der Groepenfuehrer
  107. Deranged Donald
  108. Diaper Donald
  109. Dick Tater
  110. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  111. Dingbat Donald
  112. Dire Appy
  113. Dishonest Don
  114. Divider in Chief
  115. Dodgy Donald
  116. Dolt-45
  117. Don Dementia
  118. Don Juan
  119. Don Nots
  120. Don the Con
  121. Donald Chickenheart
  122. Donald Chump
  123. Donald deGonad
  124. Donald Dingbat
  125. Donald Dipshit
  126. Donald Doom
  127. Donald Douche and the Bags
  128. Donald Drumfkopf
  129. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  130. Donald Tax-Duck
  131. Donald the Insufferable
  132. Donald the Menace
  133. Donadolf Trumpler
  134. Donnie Bratso
  135. Donnie Doll-hands
  136. Donnie TicTac
  137. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  138. Douche Canoe 
  139. Doucheald Trump
  140. Dr. Strangelove
  141. Draft Dodger Don
  142. Dreamsicle Demon
  143. Drumpf
  144. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  145. Dumbelldore
  146. Dumbestdore
  147. Ego Maniac
  148. El Douche
  149. El Hombre de Tang
  150. Emperor with no Balls
  151. Emperor with no Clothes
  152. Fanta Fascist
  153. Fanta Fascist
  154. Farcissist
  155. Faschists Friend
  156. Fascist Carnival Barker
  157. Fat Failing Donny
  158. Fat Nixon
  159. Feral Shulting Meatball
  160. Field Marshall Trump
  161. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  162. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  163. Flip Flopper
  164. Flipper
  165. Fomentalist
  166. Forrest Trump
  167. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  168. Frisker-in-Chief
  169. Frisky Frisker
  170. Fruit of the Loom
  171. Fruit of the Loon
  172. Fuckface von Clownstick
  173. Genghis Con
  174. Ghengis Can't
  175. Giant Orange Cockroach
  176. Ginger Genghis
  177. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  178. Golden Calf of Doom
  179. Golden Wrecking Ball
  180. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  181. Government Expander
  182. Grabba the Hut
  183. Grandpa Crazypants
  184. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  185. Great White Dope
  186. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  187. Grim Groper
  188. Grope Dope
  189. Gruesome Grifter
  190. Habañero Hitler
  191. Hagfish-in-Chief
  192. Haman-in-Chief
  193. Hair Apparent
  194. Hair Force One
  195. Hair Furher
  196. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  197. Hair Hitler
  198. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  199. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  200. Herr Führer Trump
  201. Herr Lugenpresse
  202. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  203. Human Amplifier
  204. Human Combover
  205. Human Corncob
  206. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  207. Human Toupee Hybrid
  208. Humpty Trumpty
  209. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  210. im-POTUS
  211. In Vet Irate Liar
  212. Inane Interjector
  213. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  214. Infuriator
  215. IQ45
  216. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  217. Jack the Gripper
  218. Jackass-o-Lantern
  219. Job Security for Comedians
  220. John Baron
  221. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  222. John Miller
  223. Kim Jong Orange
  224. King Leer
  225. King of Debt
  226. King of the Oompa Loompas
  227. King of the Whoppers
  228. King of Unintentional Comedy
  229. King Twit
  230. K-Mart Caesar
  231. Komrade Kumquat
  232. Kremlin Gremlin
  233. Kumquat Despot
  234. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  235. Lady Fingers
  236. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  237. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  238. Lemonhead Elect
  239. Little Donnie Sissypants
  240. Little Lady Fingers
  241. Lone DeRanger
  242. Lord Commander Marmalade
  243. Lord Dampnut
  244. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  245. Lord of the Whine
  246. Lowercase President
  247. Lyin King
  248. Machado Meltdown
  249. Macho McGrump
  250. Mad Shambler
  251. Madking Littlehands
  252. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  253. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  254. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  255. Mandarine Malignancy
  256. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  257. Mango Mussolini
  258. Mango Mysogynist
  259. Marmalade Mussolini
  260. Marmalade VonDouche
  261. MEGA-low-maniac
  262. Minute Maid Mao
  263. Molester-in-Chief
  264. Moneydiaper McStupid
  265. Moussolini's Taint
  266. Mr. Firepants
  267. Mr. Inappropriate
  268. Mrs Putin
  269. Mrs Steve Banon
  270. Nacho Nazi
  271. Name-caller in Chief
  272. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  273. New York Dork
  274. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  275. NOTUS
  276. Odius Orange
  277. One-Man Crime-Spree
  278. Orange Abomination
  279. Orange Antichrist
  280. Orange Anus
  281. Orange Anusmouth
  282. Orange Blowfish
  283. Orange Bozo
  284. Orange Caligula
  285. Orange Crap Baby Man
  286. Orange Devil
  287. Orange Douche Nozzle
  288. Orange Dubious Caesar
  289. Orange Foolius
  290. Orange is the new Splat
  291. Orange Julius
  292. Orange Menace
  293. Orange Messiah
  294. Orange Moron
  295. Orange Omen of Doom
  296. Orange Sex Pest
  297. Orange Shitweasel
  298. Orange Stain
  299. Orange Thousandiare
  300. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  301. Orange Tyrant
  302. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  303. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  304. Orange Turd
  305. Orangina
  306. OranguTAN
  307. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  308. Pantone Beelzebub
  309. Papaya Batista
  310. Papaya Pol Pot
  311. Peach Nehi President
  312. PEEotus
  313. PEEOTUS
  314. Persimmon Toddler
  315. Petulant Yam
  316. Picasso of Pettiness
  317. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  318. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  319. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  320. Poster Child of American Decline
  321. President Blowhole
  322. President Coward
  323. President Gold Man Sucks
  324. President Grabit
  325. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  326. President Rancid Velveeta
  327. President Snowflake
  328. President Tang
  329. President Von Munchousen
  330. Presidick
  331. Prince Cheesypoof
  332. Prima Donald
  333. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  334. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  335. Pumpkin Pinochet
  336. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  337. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  338. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  339. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  340. Putin’s BFF
  341. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  342. Putin’s Pet
  343. Putino Weino
  344. Putin's Gambit
  345. Putin's Puppet
  346. Queen's Reich
  347. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  348. Republican Rapture Inducer
  349. Riptide of Regression
  350. Rollie Short Fingers
  351. Rome Burning in Man Form
  352. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  353. Rufous Diaperdump
  354. Rufous Fuckface
  355. Rufous Tyrant
  356. Ryan’s Nope
  357. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  358. Salmon Sadist
  359. Screaming Carot Deamon
  360. Screaming Carot Demon
  361. Scrooge McTrump
  362. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  363. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  364. Serial Feeler
  365. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  366. Shady Marmalade
  367. Shakespeare of Shit
  368. Shambling Sasquatch
  369. Sherbert Pervert
  370. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  371. Silver Spoon Scion
  372. Sir Sissypants
  373. Sniffles
  374. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  375. Sophomoric Sniveler
  376. Spanky McBonespurs
  377. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  378. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  379. Stuporman
  380. Suicide Bummer
  381. Sunburned Stalin
  382. Sunkist Stalin
  383. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  384. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  385. Sweet Potato Saddam
  386. Syphilitic Apricot
  387. Talking Yam
  388. Tang Tyrant
  389. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  390. Tangerine Catastrophe
  391. Tangerine Crosby
  392. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  393. Tangerine Nutsack
  394. Tangerine Palpatine
  395. Tangerine Shitler
  396. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  397. Tangerine Tornaro
  398. Tangerine Torndao
  399. Tangerine Turd
  400. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  401. Tangerine Tyrant
  402. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  403. Tangerweenie
  404. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  405. Team Treason
  406. Temper Tantrump
  407. Terra Cotta Turdface
  408. Terrible Twitler
  409. The Lyin King
  410. The Trumpinator
  411. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  412. Tic-Tacky Trump
  413. Tie-Coon
  414. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  415. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  416. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  417. Touped Fucktrumpet
  418. Toupée Fiasco
  419. Tricky Trump
  420. Tropicana Mussolini
  421. tRump
  422. Trump Brulée
  423. Trump Card
  424. Trumpalump
  425. Trumpamaniac
  426. Trumpanzee
  427. Trumparius
  428. Trumpasoreass Rex
  429. Trumpdozer
  430. Trumpenstein
  431. Trumpinator
  432. Trumpkopf
  433. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  434. Trumpledore
  435. Trumple-thinskin
  436. Trumpnazi
  437. Trumpocalypse
  438. Trumprangutang
  439. Trumptastrophe
  440. Trumpthechumps
  441. Trumpty Dumpty
  442. Tufted Taliban
  443. Tweetiloni
  444. Twitler
  445. Two-Bit Caesar
  446. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  447. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  448. Unreality King
  449. Urine Haired Usurper
  450. Vanilla ISIS
  451. Velveeta Tweeta
  452. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  453. Walking Punchline
  454. Wankpuffin
  455. Weapons Grade Plum
  456. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  457. Whiner in Chief
  458. Whiny Little Bitch
  459. White Kanye
  460. White Pride Piper
  461. Witless Cocksplat
  462. World's Greatest Troll
  463. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  464. Yam Vader
  465. Zen Master of Hate