Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty Don
  7. Angry Cheeto
  8. Angry Creamsicle
  9. Antichrist
  10. Apricot Idi Amin
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Babyhands McCheetodick
  13. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  14. Bald-faced Crier
  15. Barbecued Brutus
  16. Bela Lugrosi
  17. Benedict Donald
  18. Bigoted Billionaire
  19. Bilious Billionaire
  20. Birthir Maniac
  21. Blabbermouth Don
  22. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  23. Blonde Pumpkin
  24. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  25. Bloviating Fleshbag
  26. Bloviator in Chief
  27. Blowhard
  28. Bogus POTUS
  29. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  30. Boinker Oinker
  31. Boss Tweet
  32. Bouffant Buffoon
  33. Boychurian Candidate
  34. Bratman
  35. Bribe of Chuck
  36. Brokahantis
  37. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  38. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  39. Buttplug face
  40. Cadet Bonespurs
  41. Candy Corn Kremlin
  42. Cantaloupe Caillou
  43. Cantaloupe Caligula
  44. Captain Bluster
  45. Captain Chaos
  46. Captain Tantastic
  47. Carrot Caligula
  48. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  49. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  50. Cheeto Benito
  51. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  52. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  53. Cheeto Jesus
  54. Cheeto Satan
  55. Cheeto Shitler
  56. Cheeto Tweeto
  57. Cheeto Voldemort
  58. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  59. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  60. Cheetoe Jesus
  61. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  62. Cheeto-In-Chief
  63. Cheetolini
  64. Cheeze Wiz
  65. Chester Molester Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  66. Chief Trouble
  67. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  68. Cinnamon Hitler
  69. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  70. Clown Prince of Politics
  71. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  72. Clueless Numpty
  73. Clueless Orange Julius
  74. Cockwomble
  75. Combover Caligula
  76. Combover Con Artist
  77. Commander in Cheat
  78. Commander in Tweet
  79. Commander-in-Grief
  80. Comrad Cheetolini
  81. Comrade Cheetolino
  82. Comrade Combover
  83. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  84. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  85. Coral Babyhands
  86. Cowardly Lyin
  87. Creep Throat
  88. Crown Prince of Politwits
  89. Crybaby Prima Donald
  90. Daddy Warbucks
  91. Dangerous Donald
  92. Darth Cheeto
  93. Darth Hater
  94. Darth Tax Evador
  95. Deadbead Donald
  96. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  97. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  98. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  99. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  100. Demander-in-Chief
  101. Dementia Donnie
  102. Der Groepenfuehrer
  103. Deranged Donald
  104. Diaper Donald
  105. Dick Tater
  106. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  107. Dingbat Donald
  108. Dire Appy
  109. Dishonest Don
  110. Divider in Chief
  111. Dodgy Donald
  112. Dolt-45
  113. Don Dementia
  114. Don Juan
  115. Don Nots
  116. Don the Con
  117. Donald Chickenheart
  118. Donald Chump
  119. Donald deGonad
  120. Donald Dingbat
  121. Donald Dipshit
  122. Donald Doom
  123. Donald Douche and the Bags
  124. Donald Drumfkopf
  125. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  126. Donald Tax-Duck
  127. Donald the Insufferable
  128. Donald the Menace
  129. Donadolf Trumpler
  130. Donnie Bratso
  131. Donnie Doll-hands
  132. Donnie TicTac
  133. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  134. Douche Canoe 
  135. Doucheald Trump
  136. Dr. Strangelove
  137. Draft Dodger Don
  138. Dreamsicle Demon
  139. Drumpf
  140. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  141. Dumbelldore
  142. Dumbestdore
  143. Ego Maniac
  144. El Douche
  145. El Hombre de Tang
  146. Emperor with no Balls
  147. Emperor with no Clothes
  148. Fanta Fascist
  149. Fanta Fascist
  150. Farcissist
  151. Faschists Friend
  152. Fascist Carnival Barker
  153. Fat Failing Donny
  154. Fat Nixon
  155. Feral Shulting Meatball
  156. Field Marshall Trump
  157. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  158. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  159. Flip Flopper
  160. Flipper
  161. Fomentalist
  162. Forrest Trump
  163. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  164. Frisker-in-Chief
  165. Frisky Frisker
  166. Fruit of the Loom
  167. Fruit of the Loon
  168. Fuckface von Clownstick
  169. Genghis Con
  170. Ghengis Can't
  171. Ginger Genghis
  172. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  173. Golden Calf of Doom
  174. Golden Wrecking Ball
  175. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  176. Government Expander
  177. Grabba the Hut
  178. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  179. Great White Dope
  180. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  181. Grim Groper
  182. Grope Dope
  183. Gruesome Grifter
  184. Habañero Hitler
  185. Hagfish-in-Chief
  186. Haman-in-Chief
  187. Hair Apparent
  188. Hair Force One
  189. Hair Furher
  190. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  191. Hair Hitler
  192. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  193. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  194. Herr Führer Trump
  195. Herr Lugenpresse
  196. Human Amplifier
  197. Human Combover
  198. Human Corncob
  199. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  200. Human Toupee Hybrid
  201. Humpty Trumpty
  202. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  203. im-POTUS
  204. In Vet Irate Liar
  205. Inane Interjector
  206. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  207. Infuriator
  208. IQ45
  209. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  210. Jack the Gripper
  211. Jackass-o-Lantern
  212. Job Security for Comedians
  213. John Baron
  214. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  215. John Miller
  216. Kim Jong Orange
  217. King Leer
  218. King of Debt
  219. King of the Oompa Loompas
  220. King of the Whoppers
  221. King of Unintentional Comedy
  222. King Twit
  223. K-Mart Caesar
  224. Komrade Kumquat
  225. Kremlin Gremlin
  226. Kumquat Despot
  227. Lady Fingers
  228. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  229. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  230. Lemonhead Elect
  231. Little Donnie Sissypants
  232. Little Lady Fingers
  233. Lone DeRanger
  234. Lord Commander Marmalade
  235. Lord Dampnut
  236. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  237. Lord of the Whine
  238. Lowercase President
  239. Lyin King
  240. Machado Meltdown
  241. Macho McGrump
  242. Mad Shambler
  243. Madking Littlehands
  244. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  245. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  246. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  247. Mandarine Malignancy
  248. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  249. Mango Mussolini
  250. Mango Mysogynist
  251. Marmalade Mussolini
  252. Marmalade VonDouche
  253. MEGA-low-maniac
  254. Minute Maid Mao
  255. Molester-in-Chief
  256. Moneydiaper McStupid
  257. Moussolini's Taint
  258. Mr. Firepants
  259. Mr. Inappropriate
  260. Mrs Putin
  261. Mrs Steve Banon
  262. Nacho Nazi
  263. Name-caller in Chief
  264. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  265. New York Dork
  266. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  267. NOTUS
  268. Odius Orange
  269. Orange Abomination
  270. Orange Antichrist
  271. Orange Anus
  272. Orange Anusmouth
  273. Orange Blowfish
  274. Orange Bozo
  275. Orange Caligula
  276. Orange Crap Baby Man
  277. Orange Devil
  278. Orange Douche Nozzle
  279. Orange Dubious Caesar
  280. Orange Foolius
  281. Orange is the new Splat
  282. Orange Julius
  283. Orange Menace
  284. Orange Messiah
  285. Orange Moron
  286. Orange Omen of Doom
  287. Orange Sex Pest
  288. Orange Shitweasel
  289. Orange Stain
  290. Orange Thousandiare
  291. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  292. Orange Tyrant
  293. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  294. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  295. Orangina
  296. OranguTAN
  297. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  298. Pantone Beelzebub
  299. Papaya Batista
  300. Papaya Pol Pot
  301. Peach Nehi President
  302. PEEotus
  303. PEEOTUS
  304. Persimmon Toddler
  305. Petulant Yam
  306. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  307. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  308. Poster Child of American Decline
  309. President Blowhole
  310. President Coward
  311. President Gold Man Sucks
  312. President Grabit
  313. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  314. President Rancid Velveeta
  315. President Snowflake
  316. President Tang
  317. President Von Munchousen
  318. Presidick
  319. Prima Donald
  320. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  321. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  322. Pumpkin Pinochet
  323. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  324. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  325. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  326. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  327. Putin’s BFF
  328. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  329. Putin’s Pet
  330. Putino Weino
  331. Putin's Gambit
  332. Putin's Puppet
  333. Queen's Reich
  334. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  335. Republican Rapture Inducer
  336. Riptide of Regression
  337. Rollie Short Fingers
  338. Rome Burning in Man Form
  339. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  340. Rufous Diaperdump
  341. Rufous Fuckface
  342. Rufous Tyrant
  343. Ryan’s Nope
  344. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  345. Salmon Sadist
  346. Screaming Carot Deamon
  347. Screaming Carot Demon
  348. Scrooge McTrump
  349. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  350. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  351. Serial Feeler
  352. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  353. Shady Marmalade
  354. Shakespeare of Shit
  355. Shambling Sasquatch
  356. Sherbert Pervert
  357. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  358. Silver Spoon Scion
  359. Sir Sissypants
  360. Sniffles
  361. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  362. Sophomoric Sniveler
  363. Spanky McBonespurs
  364. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  365. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  366. Stuporman
  367. Suicide Bummer
  368. Sunburned Stalin
  369. Sunkist Stalin
  370. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  371. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  372. Sweet Potato Saddam
  373. Syphilitic Apricot
  374. Talking Yam
  375. Tang Tyrant
  376. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  377. Tangerine Catastrophe
  378. Tangerine Crosby
  379. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  380. Tangerine Nutsack
  381. Tangerine Palpatine
  382. Tangerine Shitler
  383. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  384. Tangerine Tornaro
  385. Tangerine Torndao
  386. Tangerine Turd
  387. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  388. Tangerine Tyrant
  389. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  390. Tangerweenie
  391. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  392. Team Treason
  393. Temper Tantrump
  394. Terra Cotta Turdface
  395. Terrible Twitler
  396. The Lyin King
  397. The Trumpinator
  398. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  399. Tic-Tacky Trump
  400. Tie-Coon
  401. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  402. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  403. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  404. Touped Fucktrumpet
  405. Toupée Fiasco
  406. Tricky Trump
  407. Tropicana Mussolini
  408. tRump
  409. Trump Brulée
  410. Trump Card
  411. Trumpalump
  412. Trumpamaniac
  413. Trumpanzee
  414. Trumparius
  415. Trumpasoreass Rex
  416. Trumpdozer
  417. Trumpenstein
  418. Trumpinator
  419. Trumpkopf
  420. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  421. Trumpledore
  422. Trumple-thinskin
  423. Trumpnazi
  424. Trumpocalypse
  425. Trumprangutang
  426. Trumptastrophe
  427. Trumpthechumps
  428. Trumpty Dumpty
  429. Tufted Taliban
  430. Tweetiloni
  431. Twitler
  432. Two-Bit Caesar
  433. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  434. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  435. Unreality King
  436. Urine Haired Usurper
  437. Vanilla ISIS
  438. Velveeta Tweeta
  439. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  440. Walking Punchline
  441. Wankpuffin
  442. Weapons Grade Plum
  443. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  444. Whiner in Chief
  445. Whiny Little Bitch
  446. White Kanye
  447. White Pride Piper
  448. Witless Cocksplat
  449. World's Greatest Troll
  450. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  451. Yam Vader
  452. Zen Master of Hate