Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate? 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby-man
  21. Baby Whisper Skin
  22. Babyhands McCheetodick
  23. Backwards Pants
  24. Bad Looser
  25. Bad Tang
  26. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  27. Baldamort
  28. Bald-faced Crier
  29. Batta Blast
  30. Banana Republican
  31. Bananas
  32. Barbarian at the Debate
  33. Barbecued Brutus
  34. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  35. Been-a-Dick Donald
  36. Bela Lugrosi
  37. Benedict Donald
  38. Biden's B**ch
  39. Big Donald
  40. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  41. Bigly Loser
  42. Bigoted Billionaire
  43. Bilious Billionaire
  44. Bimbo Chaser
  45. Birther Maniac
  46. Blabbermouth Don
  47. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  48. Bloated Orange Has-been
  49. Bloatus
  50. Blonde Pumpkin
  51. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  52. Bloviating Fleshbag
  53. Bloviator in Chief
  54. Blowhard
  55. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  56. Bogus POTUS
  57. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  58. Boiled Maniac
  59. Boinker Oinker
  60. Boldfinger
  61. Bonespurs McFraudster
  62. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  63. Boss Tweety
  64. Bully-in-Chief
  65. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  66. Boss Tweet
  67. Bouffant Buffoon
  68. Boychurian Candidate
  69. Bratman
  70. Bribe of Chuck
  71. Bribe of Chunky
  72. Brokahantis
  73. Bully Boy
  74. Burger Fondler
  75. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  76. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  77. Bushman
  78. Butternut Berlusconi 
  79. Buttplug face
  80. Cadet Bonespurs
  81. Calamari Lips
  82. Cancer in a Wig
  83. Candy Corn Kremlin
  84. Cantaloupe Caillou
  85. Cantaloupe Caligula
  86. Captain Bluster
  87. Captain Chaos
  88. Captain Ouchie Foot
  89. Captain Outrageous
  90. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  91. Captain Tantastic
  92. Carnival Barker
  93. Carrot Caligula
  94. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  95. Census Whitener
  96. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  97. Charm Vacuum
  98. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  99. Cheat Loaf
  100. Cheaten Donald
  101. Cheddar Boy
  102. Cheddar Head
  103. Cheeto Bandito
  104. Cheeto Benito
  105. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  106. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  107. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  108. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  109. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  110. Cheeto Jesus
  111. Cheeto Satan
  112. Cheeto Shitler
  113. Cheeto Voldemort
  114. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  115. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  116. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  117. Cheetoe Jesus
  118. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  119. Cheeto-In-Chief
  120. Cheetolini
  121. Cheeze Wiz
  122. Chester Molester 
  123. Chunk Norris
  124. Chicken Littlehands
  125. Chicken Poop Head
  126. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  127. Chief Baby-Hands
  128. Chief Trouble
  129. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  130. Chunk Norris
  131. Cinnamon Hitler
  132. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  133. Clan Chowder
  134. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  135. Clear and Present Danger
  136. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  137. Clown-igula
  138. Clown Prince of Politics
  139. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  140. Clueless Numpty
  141. Clueless Orange Julius
  142. Cockwomble 45
  143. Cockwombly Dotard
  144. Cockwork (not) Orange
  145. Code Red Fascist 
  146. Colludacris
  147. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  148. Colonel Scammers
  149. Colonel Slanders
  150. Commander in Beef
  151. Combover Caligula
  152. Combover Con Artist
  153. Commander in Cheat
  154. Commander in Cheese
  155. Commander in Tweet
  156. Commander-in-Grief
  157. Community Theater Strongman
  158. Complete Failure
  159. Comrad Cheetolini
  160. Comrade Cheetolino
  161. Comrade Combover
  162. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  163. Confederate Con-Artist
  164. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  165. Conspiracy Theory King
  166. Cotton Candy Hair
  167. Cookie Pants
  168. Coral Babyhands
  169. Corrupt Mother F'er
  170. Corruption Master
  171. Count of Mostly Crisco
  172. Coup-a-Loompa
  173. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  174. Coup-Coup Crazy
  175. Coup-ssolini
  176. Coupthulu
  177. Coup-mander-in-chief
  178. CovefeFool
  179. Covidiot
  180. Cowardly Lyin
  181. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  182. Craziest President
  183. Creep a l'Orange
  184. Creep Throat
  185. Creme de la Crazy
  186. Creme de la Creep
  187. Creme de la Dumb
  188. Crime Champ
  189. Criminal-in-Chief
  190. Crooked Donald
  191. Crown Prince of Politwits
  192. Crybaby Prima Donald
  193. Cult-45
  194. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  195. D-Bag
  196. Daddy Nobucks
  197. Daddy Warbucks
  198. Daddy's Reject
  199. Daffy Don
  200. Dainty Donald
  201. Danger Yam
  202. Dangerous Donald
  203. Darth Cheeto
  204. Darth Hater
  205. Darth Tax Evador
  206. Darth Traitor 
  207. Deadbead Donald
  208. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  209. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  210. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  211. Delirious Treasons 
  212. Delusion Paluza
  213. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  214. Demander-in-Chief
  215. Demented Popeye
  216. Dementia Donnie
  217. Depressed Testicle
  218. Der Fahrter
  219. Der Groepenfuehrer
  220. Deranged Donald
  221. Despot Cheetoe
  222. Detached from Reality
  223. Diaper Donald
  224. Dick A L'Orange
  225. Dick Tater
  226. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  227. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  228. Dingbat Donald
  229. Dingus Con
  230. Dingus ex Machina
  231. Dire Appy
  232. Dishonest Don
  233. DisHonor System
  234. Divider in Chief
  235. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  236. Dodgy Donald
  237. Dolt-45
  238. Don Dementia
  239. Don Juan
  240. Don Nots
  241. Don the Con
  242. Donadolf Trumpler
  243. Donald Bin Laden
  244. Donald Chickenheart
  245. Donald Chump
  246. Donald deGonad
  247. Donald Dingbat
  248. Donald Dipshit
  249. Donald Doom
  250. Donald Douche and the Bags
  251. Donald Drumfkopf
  252. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  253. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  254. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  255. Donald Tax-Duck
  256. Donald the Insufferable
  257. Donald the Menace
  258. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  259. Donnie Bratso
  260. Donnie Doll-hands
  261. Donnie TicTac
  262. Donny Crapple Seed
  263. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  264. Donny Doodle Diaper
  265. Donny Jiggly Chins
  266. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  267. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  268. Dopey Don
  269. Dotard
  270. Douche a'Lorange
  271. Douche Bigalow
  272. Douche Canoe
  273. Douche of Hazard
  274. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  275. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  276. Doucheald Trump
  277. Dr. Strangelove
  278. Draft Dodger Don
  279. Dreamsicle Demon
  280. Droolius Geezer
  281. Drumpf (Original family name)
  282. Dubious Caesar 
  283. Dufos Don
  284. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  285. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  286. Dumb Sauron
  287. Dumbelldore
  288. Dumbestdore
  289. DumbleDon
  290. Dumpster
  291. Dumpty Trumpty
  292. Ego Maniac
  293. El Crappy Tan
  294. El Creepo
  295. El Douche
  296. El Hombre de Tang
  297. Election Looser
  298. Election Looser in Chief
  299. Emperor with no Balls
  300. Emperor with no Clothes
  301. Emperor with no Clue
  302. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  303. End of Democracy
  304. Eric's Dad
  305. Excrement Example
  306. Exhibit A-hole
  307. Existential Threat to Democracy
  308. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  309. Failed 45
  310. Fake Pinocchio President
  311. Fanta Fascist
  312. Fanta Fascist
  313. Farcissist
  314. Fart with Bad Hair
  315. Fascist
  316. Faschists Friend
  317. Fascist Carnival Barker
  318. Fascist Gump
  319. Fat Failing Donny
  320. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  321. Fat Marie Antoinette
  322. Fat Nixon
  323. Fat Putin
  324. Fat Smellvis
  325. Fat White Slug
  326. Fatty Kreuger
  327. FAUXTUS
  328. Feckless Pustule
  329. Felon-Ade
  330. Feral Shulting Meatball
  331. Field Marshall Trump
  332. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  333. Filet-o-Farts
  334. Filet-o-Fool
  335. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  336. F'ing Lunatic
  337. Flaba Dabba Goo
  338. Flabrador Deceiver 
  339. Flaccid Flag
  340. Flag Fondler
  341. Flatulent Furor
  342. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  343. Flighty Wind
  344. Flip Flopper
  345. Flipper
  346. Flordian Fondler
  347. Flush Force One
  348. Fomentalist
  349. Fool
  350. Former Fiasco
  351. Former Government Employee
  352. Forrest Dump
  353. Forrest Trump
  354. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  355. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  356. Fraud
  357. Fraud Father
  358. Fraud Flinstone
  359. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  360. Fraudo Baggins
  361. Fraudster in Chief
  362. Fraudy Kreuger
  363. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  364. Friendless Urinal Cake
  365. Frisker-in-Chief
  366. Frisky Frisker
  367. Fruit of the Loom
  368. Fruit of the Loon
  369. Fuckface von Clownstick
  370. Full Diaper
  371. Genghis Con
  372. Ghengis Can't
  373. Giant Orange Cockroach
  374. Ginger Genghis
  375. Girth Vader
  376. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  377. Gold Yeller
  378. Golden Calf of Doom
  379. Golden Wrecking Ball
  380. Golf Lundgren
  381. GOP - Gang of Putin
  382. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  383. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  384. Government Expander
  385. Grabba the Hut
  386. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  387. Grandpa Crazypants
  388. Great Grabsby,The
  389. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  390. Great Pretender
  391. Great White Dope
  392. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  393. Grifter in Chief
  394. Grim Groper
  395. Grizzled Muppet
  396. Grope Dope
  397. Gruesome Grifter
  398. Grumpy
  399. Grumpy Donny
  400. Habañero Hitler
  401. Hagfish-in-Chief
  402. Hair Apparent
  403. Hair Force One
  404. Hair Furher
  405. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  406. Hair Hitler
  407. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  408. Ham Sandwich
  409. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  410. Hard-on Collidor
  411. Harry HuDummy
  412. Haunted Boss-Baby
  413. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  414. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  415. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  416. Hell Toupee
  417. Herr Führer Trump
  418. Herr Lugenpresse
  419. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  420. His Heinous
  421. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  422. Hospital Laundry
  423. Human Amplifier
  424. Human Combover
  425. Human Corncob
  426. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  427. Human Toupee Hybrid
  428. Humpty Trumpty
  429. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  430. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  431. Idiot Emperor
  432. Idiot's Emperor
  433. Idiot Kristallnact
  434. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  435. Il Douche
  436. Illerate Nero
  437. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  438. Impeached President
  439. Imposter President
  440. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  441. Inciter-in-Chief
  442. Inmate # PO1135809
  443. In Venmate Irate Liar
  444. Inane Interjector
  445. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  446. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  447. Individual 1
  448. Infuriator
  449. IQ45
  450. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  451. It
  452. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  453. Jabba the Gut
  454. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  455. Jabba the Putz
  456. Jack the Gripper
  457. Jackass-o-Lantern
  458. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  459. J. F. K. F. C.
  460. Job Security for Comedians
  461. John Baron
  462. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  463. John Miller
  464. Justice Perverter
  465. Karen
  466. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  467. Kermin the Fraud
  468. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  469. Kim Jong Orange
  470. King Baby Coward
  471. King Con
  472. King Leer
  473. King Moron
  474. King of Debt
  475. King of the Oompa Loompas
  476. King of the Whoppers
  477. King of Unintentional Comedy
  478. King Twit
  479. Klan Chowder
  480. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  481. K-Mart Caesar
  482. Knot Z Clown
  483. Komrade Bonespurs
  484. Komrade Kumquat
  485. Kremlin Debt
  486. Kremlin Gremlin
  487. Kumquat Despot
  488. L. Ron Chubbard
  489. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  490. Lady Fingers
  491. Lardass Tiddlywink
  492. Lard of the Lies
  493. Lardfather, The
  494. Lardo Caltreason
  495. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  496. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  497. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  498. Lemonhead Elect
  499. Less Than Zero
  500. Lex Loser
  501. Liar-in-Chief
  502. Lil Donny Moscow
  503. Lingering Orange Fart
  504. Little Donnie Sissypants
  505. Little Hands Trump
  506. Little Lady Fingers
  507. Loch Ness Fraudster
  508. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  509. Lolla Colluda
  510. Lone DeRanger
  511. Lord Commander Marmalade
  512. Lord Dampnut
  513. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  514. Lord of the Whine
  515. LOSER
  516. Loser-In-Chief
  517. Looser Lalipalloza
  518. lowercase president
  519. Lower Everything President
  520. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  521. Lyin Donald
  522. Lyin King
  523. Macaulay Sulkin'
  524. Machado Meltdown
  525. Macho McGrump
  526. Mad Man
  527. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  528. Mad Shambler
  529. Madking Littlehands
  530. Madman
  531. Maga-Lardo
  532. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  533. Malignant Mango
  534. Malignant Narcissist 
  535. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  536. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  537. Man Behind the Bronzer
  538. Manchurian Cantelope
  539. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  540. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  541. Mandarin Malignancy
  542. Mandarin Moussalini 
  543. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  544. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  545. Mango Maniac
  546. Mango Moron
  547. Mango Mussolini
  548. Mango Mysogynist
  549. Mangu Unchained
  550. Mar-a-Lardo
  551. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  552. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  553. Marmalade Mussolini
  554. Marmalade VonDouche
  555. Master Hater
  556. Mayonaise Sculpture
  557. Mayor McTreason
  558. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  559. McCheetoe Dick
  560. MEGA-low-maniac
  561. MeinHairTrump
  562. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  563. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  564. Meange-a-Treason
  565. Mocro Brain
  566. Mike Pence's X-friend
  567. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  568. Minute Maid Mao
  569. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  570. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  571. Molester-in-Chief
  572. Moneydiaper McStupid
  573. Monster-in-Chief 
  574. Moron
  575. Moron von Narcissist
  576. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  577. Mount Flushmore
  578. Mountain Douche
  579. Moussolini's Taint
  580. Mr. Firepants
  581. Mr. Inappropriate
  582. My Little Phony
  583. My Little Pony
  584. Mr Tangerine Man
  585. Mrs Putin
  586. Mrs Steve Banon
  587. Mushroom Dick
  588. Mushroom Dong
  589. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  590. Nacho Nazi
  591. Name-caller in Chief
  592. Napolean Boner Pill
  593. Napolean Bonespurs
  594. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  595. Narcisyphilis
  596. Nazi
  597. Nazimodo
  598. New York Dork
  599. Nightmare-in-Chief
  600. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  601. Nocabulary
  602. Nostra Dumbass
  603. Not a Funny Joke
  604. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  605. Notorious KFC
  606. NOTUS
  607. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  608. Nylon Haired Man
  609. Oaf of Office
  610. Odius Orange
  611. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  612. Ole Yeller
  613. Old #45
  614. Old President Crazypants
  615. Old Wack Donald
  616. One Disgusting Human Being
  617. One Term Failure
  618. One Trick Phony
  619. One-Man Crime-Spree
  620. Optimus Crime
  621. Orange Abomination
  622. Orange Antichrist
  623. Orange Anus
  624. Orange Anusmouth
  625. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  626. Orange Bigot
  627. Orange Blowfish
  628. Orange Bozo
  629. Orange Caligula
  630. Orance Conman
  631. Orange Crap Baby Man
  632. Orange Devil
  633. Orange Douche Nozzle
  634. Orange Dubious Caesar
  635. Orange Egplant
  636. Orange Face
  637. Orange Foolius
  638. Orange Fruitcake
  639. Orange Imbecile
  640. Orange is the New Splat
  641. Orange Jesus
  642. Orange Julius
  643. Orange Menace
  644. Orange Messiah
  645. Orange Monster
  646. Orange Moron
  647. Orange Omen of Doom
  648. Orange Pol Pot
  649. Orange Sex Pest
  650. Orange Shithole
  651. Orange Shitstain
  652. Orange Shitweasel
  653. Orange Slime
  654. Orance Slimebucket
  655. Orange Stain
  656. Orange Thousandiare
  657. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  658. Orange Turd
  659. Orange Tyrant
  660. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  661. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  662. Orange Wankmaggot 
  663. Orangina
  664. OrangeMange
  665. OranguTAN
  666. Our Former Fiasco
  667. Otto von Skidmark
  668. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  669. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  670. Pantone Beelzebub
  671. Papaya Batista
  672. Papaya Pol Pot
  673. Pariah Carey
  674. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  675. Pathetic Looser
  676. Peach Nehi President
  677. PEEotus
  678. PEEOTUS
  679. Penis Pumpkinhead
  680. Pepto-Abysmal
  681. Peril
  682. Persimmon Toddler
  683. Petulant Yam
  684. Picasso of Pettiness
  685. Piece of F***ing S**t
  686. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  687. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  688. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  689. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  690. Pinocchip President
  691. Pinocchio Todler
  692. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  693. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  694. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  695. Poop Tweeter
  696. Poopy Doodle Head
  697. Poor Loser
  698. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  699. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  700. POSOTUS
  701. Poster Child of American Decline
  702. PoutyPuss
  703. P.P.Barnum
  704. President Blowhole
  705. President Butterball
  706. President Coward
  707. President Disaster
  708. President Flim-Flam
  709. President Girth Wind and Liar
  710. President Gold Man Sucks
  711. President Grabit
  712. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  713. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  714. President Karen
  715. President Poopie-pants
  716. President Rancid Velveeta
  717. President Snowflake
  718. President Spanky McLiarFace
  719. President Tang
  720. President* Trump
  721. President Von Munchousen
  722. Presidick
  723. Pretender-in-Chief
  724. Prima Donald
  725. Prince Cheesypoof
  726. Prince of Swine
  727. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  728. Public Access Caligula
  729. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  730. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  731. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  732. Pumpkin Messiah
  733. Pumpkin Pinochet
  734. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  735. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  736. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  737. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  738. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  739. Putin’s BFF
  740. Putin's Bitch
  741. Putin's Lap Dog
  742. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  743. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  744. Putin’s Pet
  745. Putino Weino
  746. Putin's Gambit
  747. Putin's Puppet
  748. Putz
  749. Quarter Flounder
  750. Queen's Reich
  751. Quisling of Queens
  752. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  753. Racist-in-Chief
  754. Racist, Sexist Pig
  755. Radioactive Idiot
  756. Rancid Garbage Pils
  757. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  758. Red Don
  759. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  760. Republican Rapture Inducer
  761. Republi-Crap
  762. Resting Crime Face
  763. Riptide of Regression
  764. Rollie Short Fingers
  765. Rome Burning in Man Form
  766. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  767. Rotten Banana
  768. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  769. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  770. Rufous Diaperdump
  771. Rufous Fuckface
  772. Rufous Tyrant
  773. Rump
  774. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  775. Ryan’s Nope
  776. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  777. Sad-itionist
  778. Salmon Sadist
  779. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  780. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  781. Say It Ain't Joe
  782. Scam Delorean
  783. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  784. Scampaigner
  785. Schmuck a' L'orange
  786. Scone Spurs
  787. Scooby Douche
  788. Scooby Coup
  789. Screaming Carot Deamon
  790. Screaming Carot Demon
  791. Scrooge McSchmuck
  792. Scrooge McTrump
  793. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  794. Scum
  795. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  796. Serial Feeler
  797. Seriously???
  798. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  799. Shady Marmalade
  800. Shakespeare of Shit
  801. Shambling Sasquatch
  802. Shameless
  803. Shameless Tweeter
  804. Sherbert Pervert
  805. Shit Hitting the Fan
  806. Shit-Show Host
  807. Shitty Show Host
  808. Shitler
  809. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  810. Silver Spoon Scion
  811. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  812. Sir Sissypants
  813. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  814. Slob Father
  815. Snathcy McGrabbin
  816. Sniffles
  817. Sniveling Sidekick
  818. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  819. Sophomoric Sniveler
  820. Soulless Nightmare
  821. Spanky
  822. Spanky McBonespurs
  823. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  824. Squid Pro Quo
  825. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  826. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  827. Stark Terror
  828. Stonewall Jackass
  829. Stuporman
  830. Suicide Bummer
  831. Sulk Hogan
  832. Suma Cum Fraude
  833. Sunburned Stalin
  834. Sunkist Stalin
  835. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  836. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  837. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  838. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  839. Swampopotamus
  840. Sweeny Fraud
  841. Sweet Potato Saddam
  842. Syphilitic Apricot
  843. T-Dump
  844. Tainted Plaintiff 
  845. Talking Yam
  846. Tandalorian
  847. Tang Tyrant
  848. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  849. Tangerine Ball Bag
  850. Tangerine Catastrophe
  851. Tangerine Crosby
  852. Tangerine Conman
  853. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  854. Tangerine Nutsack
  855. Tangerine Palpatine
  856. Tangerine Shitler
  857. Tangerine Skidmark
  858. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  859. Tangerine Tornaro
  860. Tangerine Torndao
  861. Tangerine Turd
  862. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  863. Tangering Twitter Machine
  864. Tangerine Tyrant
  865. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  866. Tangerweenie
  867. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  868. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  869. Tax Darth Evader
  870. Team Treason
  871. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  872. Tefflon Donnie
  873. Temper Tantrump
  874. Terra Cotta Turdface
  875. Terrible Twitler
  876. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  877. Thankfully Out of Office!
  878. That Florida Guy
  879. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  880. The Dim Reaper
  881. The Lyin King
  882. The Poo-Poo
  883. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  884. The Problem
  885. The Real Dim Shady
  886. The Ruinator
  887. The Trumpinator
  888. The Wrath of Con
  889. Thick Skinned Idiot
  890. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  891. Thousandaire
  892. Thousand-airehole
  893. Tic-Tacky Trump
  894. Tie-Coon
  895. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  896. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  897. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  898. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  899. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  900. Todler Messiah
  901. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  902. Toilet Tweeter
  903. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  904. Touped Fucktrumpet
  905. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  906. Toupée Fiasco
  907. Toxic Burger Fart
  908. Tocix Orange
  909. Traffic Cone of Treason
  910. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  911. Traitor the Hut
  912. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  913. Traitor Tot
  914. Traitor Trump
  915. Traitorous Dingleberry
  916. Trash Hole
  917. Treason Cerebro
  918. Treason Weasel
  919. Treasons Greetings
  920. Tricky Trump
  921. TrollerBird
  922. Tropicana Mussolini
  923. tRump
  924. Trump Brulée
  925. Trump Card
  926. Trumpalump
  927. Trumpamaniac
  928. Trumpanzee
  929. Trumparius
  930. Trumpasoreass Rex
  931. Trumpdozer
  932. Trumpenstein
  933. Trumpinator
  934. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  935. Trumpkopf
  936. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  937. Trumpledore
  938. Trumple-ThinSkin
  939. Trumpnazi
  940. Trumpocalypse
  941. Trumprangutang
  942. Trumptastrophe
  943. Trumpthechumps
  944. Trumpty Dumpty
  945. Trumpunzel
  946. Tufted Taliban
  947. Turd Reich
  948. TV Show Twat
  949. Tweetiloni
  950. Twice Impeached President
  951. Twitter Banned for Life
  952. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  953. Twitler Twat
  954. Twitler
  955. Two-Bit Caesar
  956. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  957. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  958. Un-American
  959. Unchained Disappointment
  960. Unchained Sedition
  961. Unhinged
  962. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  963. Un-presidented
  964. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  965. Unreality King
  966. Urine Haired Usurper
  967. Unwelcome in NY
  968. Vanilla ISIS
  969. Vanity Manatee
  970. Velveeta Tweeta
  971. Velveeta Voldemort
  972. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  973. Victim-in-Chief
  974. Village Idiot
  975. Voled-Moron
  976. Walker Taxes Evader
  977. Walking Punchline
  978. Wankpuffin
  979. Wanna-Be Dictator
  980. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  981. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  982. Waxed Gritty
  983. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  984. Weapons Grade Plum
  985. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  986. Whiner in Chief
  987. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  988. Whiny Little Bitch
  989. Whiney the Coup
  990. White Kanye
  991. White Pride Piper
  992. White Scrotus
  993. Whited Sepulchre, The
  994. Whopper with Crime
  995. Wicked Pout Fest
  996. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  997. Windmill Cancer King
  998. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  999. Witless Cocksplat
  1000. Witless Wonder
  1001. World's Greatest Troll
  1002. Worst President in History
  1003. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1004. X-President
  1005. X-POTUS Poser
  1006. Yam Vader
  1007. Yellow Bluberine
  1008. YMCA-hole!
  1009. You Know Coup
  1010. Zen Master of Hate
  1011. Zit with Dark Secrets