Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  7. Angry Creamsicle
  8. Antichrist
  9. Apricot Idi Amin
  10. Ass Menagery
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Baby Whisper Skin
  13. Babyhands McCheetodick
  14. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  15. Bald-faced Crier
  16. Barbecued Brutus
  17. Been-a-Dick Donald
  18. Bela Lugrosi
  19. Benedict Donald
  20. Bigoted Billionaire
  21. Bilious Billionaire
  22. Birthir Maniac
  23. Blabbermouth Don
  24. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  25. Blonde Pumpkin
  26. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  27. Bloviating Fleshbag
  28. Bloviator in Chief
  29. Blowhard
  30. Bogus POTUS
  31. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  32. Boinker Oinker
  33. Boss Tweet
  34. Bouffant Buffoon
  35. Boychurian Candidate
  36. Bratman
  37. Bribe of Chuck
  38. Brokahantis
  39. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  40. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  41. Buttplug face
  42. Cadet Bonespurs
  43. Calamari Lips
  44. Candy Corn Kremlin
  45. Cantaloupe Caillou
  46. Cantaloupe Caligula
  47. Captain Bluster
  48. Captain Chaos
  49. Captain Tantastic
  50. Carrot Caligula
  51. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  52. Census Whitener
  53. Charm Vacuum
  54. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  55. Cheddar Head
  56. Cheeto Benito
  57. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  58. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  59. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  60. Cheeto Jesus
  61. Cheeto Satan
  62. Cheeto Shitler
  63. Cheeto Tweeto
  64. Cheeto Voldemort
  65. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  66. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  67. Cheetoe Jesus
  68. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  69. Cheeto-In-Chief
  70. Cheetolini
  71. Cheeze Wiz
  72. Chester Molester Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  73. Chicken Littlehands
  74. Chief Trouble
  75. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  76. Cinnamon Hitler
  77. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  78. Clown Prince of Politics
  79. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  80. Clueless Numpty
  81. Clueless Orange Julius
  82. Cockwomble
  83. Cockwombly Dotard
  84. Combover Caligula
  85. Combover Con Artist
  86. Commander in Cheat
  87. Commander in Tweet
  88. Commander-in-Grief
  89. Community Theater Strongman
  90. Comrad Cheetolini
  91. Comrade Cheetolino
  92. Comrade Combover
  93. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  94. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  95. Coral Babyhands
  96. Cowardly Lyin
  97. Creep Throat
  98. Crime Champ
  99. Criminal-in-Chief
  100. Crown Prince of Politwits
  101. Crybaby Prima Donald
  102. Daddy Nobucks
  103. Daddy Warbucks
  104. Daffy Don
  105. Dangerous Donald
  106. Darth Cheeto
  107. Darth Hater
  108. Darth Tax Evador
  109. Deadbead Donald
  110. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  111. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  112. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  113. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  114. Demander-in-Chief
  115. Dementia Donnie
  116. Der Fahrter
  117. Der Groepenfuehrer
  118. Deranged Donald
  119. Diaper Donald
  120. Dick Tater
  121. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  122. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  123. Dingbat Donald
  124. Dire Appy
  125. Dishonest Don
  126. Divider in Chief
  127. Dodgy Donald
  128. Dolt-45
  129. Don Dementia
  130. Don Juan
  131. Don Nots
  132. Don the Con
  133. Donadolf Trumpler
  134. Donald Chickenheart
  135. Donald Chump
  136. Donald deGonad
  137. Donald Dingbat
  138. Donald Dipshit
  139. Donald Doom
  140. Donald Douche and the Bags
  141. Donald Drumfkopf
  142. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  143. Donald Tax-Duck
  144. Donald the Insufferable
  145. Donald the Menace
  146. Donnie Bratso
  147. Donnie Doll-hands
  148. Donnie TicTac
  149. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  150. Douche Canoe
  151. Doucheald Trump
  152. Dr. Strangelove
  153. Draft Dodger Don
  154. Dreamsicle Demon
  155. Drumpf (Original family name)
  156. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  157. Dumb Sauron
  158. Dumbelldore
  159. Dumbestdore
  160. Ego Maniac
  161. El Douche
  162. El Hombre de Tang
  163. Emperor with no Balls
  164. Emperor with no Clothes
  165. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  166. Fanta Fascist
  167. Fanta Fascist
  168. Farcissist
  169. Faschists Friend
  170. Fascist Carnival Barker
  171. Fat Failing Donny
  172. Fat Nixon
  173. Feral Shulting Meatball
  174. Field Marshall Trump
  175. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  176. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  177. Flip Flopper
  178. Flipper
  179. Fomentalist
  180. Forrest Trump
  181. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  182. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  183. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  184. Friendless Urinal Cake
  185. Frisker-in-Chief
  186. Frisky Frisker
  187. Fruit of the Loom
  188. Fruit of the Loon
  189. Fuckface von Clownstick
  190. Full Diaper
  191. Genghis Con
  192. Ghengis Can't
  193. Giant Orange Cockroach
  194. Ginger Genghis
  195. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  196. Golden Calf of Doom
  197. Golden Wrecking Ball
  198. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  199. Government Expander
  200. Grabba the Hut
  201. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  202. Grandpa Crazypants
  203. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  204. Great White Dope
  205. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  206. Grim Groper
  207. Grope Dope
  208. Gruesome Grifter
  209. Habañero Hitler
  210. Hagfish-in-Chief
  211. Hair Apparent
  212. Hair Force One
  213. Hair Furher
  214. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  215. Hair Hitler
  216. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  217. Haman-in-Chief
  218. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  219. Herr Führer Trump
  220. Herr Lugenpresse
  221. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  222. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  223. Hospital Laundry
  224. Human Amplifier
  225. Human Combover
  226. Human Corncob
  227. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  228. Human Toupee Hybrid
  229. Humpty Trumpty
  230. Idiot Kristallnact
  231. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  232. Il Douche
  233. Illerate Nero
  234. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  235. im-POTUS
  236. In Vet Irate Liar
  237. Inane Interjector
  238. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  239. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  240. Infuriator
  241. IQ45
  242. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  243. Jack the Gripper
  244. Jackass-o-Lantern
  245. Job Security for Comedians
  246. John Baron
  247. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  248. John Miller
  249. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  250. Kim Jong Orange
  251. King Leer
  252. King of Debt
  253. King of the Oompa Loompas
  254. King of the Whoppers
  255. King of Unintentional Comedy
  256. King Twit
  257. Klan Chowder
  258. K-Mart Caesar
  259. Komrade Kumquat
  260. Kremlin Debt
  261. Kremlin Gremlin
  262. Kumquat Despot
  263. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  264. Lady Fingers
  265. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  266. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  267. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  268. Lemonhead Elect
  269. Little Donnie Sissypants
  270. Little Lady Fingers
  271. Lone DeRanger
  272. Lord Commander Marmalade
  273. Lord Dampnut
  274. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  275. Lord of the Whine
  276. Lowercase President
  277. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  278. Lyin King
  279. Macaulay Culkin'
  280. Machado Meltdown
  281. Macho McGrump
  282. Mad Shambler
  283. Madking Littlehands
  284. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  285. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  286. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  287. Mandarine Malignancy
  288. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  289. Mango Mussolini
  290. Mango Mysogynist
  291. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  292. Marmalade Mussolini
  293. Marmalade VonDouche
  294. Mayonaise Sculpture
  295. MEGA-low-maniac
  296. MeinHairTrump
  297. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  298. Minute Maid Mao
  299. Molester-in-Chief
  300. Moneydiaper McStupid
  301. Moussolini's Taint
  302. Mr. Firepants
  303. Mr. Inappropriate
  304. Mrs Putin
  305. Mrs Steve Banon
  306. Nacho Nazi
  307. Name-caller in Chief
  308. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  309. Narcisyphilis
  310. Nazimodo
  311. New York Dork
  312. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  313. Nocabulary
  314. NOTUS
  315. Odius Orange
  316. One-Man Crime-Spree
  317. Orange Abomination
  318. Orange Antichrist
  319. Orange Anus
  320. Orange Anusmouth
  321. Orange Blowfish
  322. Orange Bozo
  323. Orange Caligula
  324. Orange Crap Baby Man
  325. Orange Devil
  326. Orange Douche Nozzle
  327. Orange Dubious Caesar
  328. Orange Foolius
  329. Orange is the new Splat
  330. Orange Julius
  331. Orange Menace
  332. Orange Messiah
  333. Orange Moron
  334. Orange Omen of Doom
  335. Orange Sex Pest
  336. Orange Shitweasel
  337. Orange Stain
  338. Orange Thousandiare
  339. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  340. Orange Turd
  341. Orange Tyrant
  342. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  343. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  344. Orangina
  345. OranguTAN
  346. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  347. Pantone Beelzebub
  348. Papaya Batista
  349. Papaya Pol Pot
  350. Pariah Carey
  351. Peach Nehi President
  352. PEEotus
  353. PEEOTUS
  354. Persimmon Toddler
  355. Petulant Yam
  356. Picasso of Pettiness
  357. Piece of Fucking Shit
  358. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  359. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  360. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  361. POSOTUS
  362. Poster Child of American Decline
  363. President Blowhole
  364. President Coward
  365. President Flim-Flam
  366. President Gold Man Sucks
  367. President Grabit
  368. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  369. President Rancid Velveeta
  370. President Snowflake
  371. President Tang
  372. President Von Munchousen
  373. Presidick
  374. Prima Donald
  375. Prince Cheesypoof
  376. Public Access Caligula
  377. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  378. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  379. Pumpkin Pinochet
  380. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  381. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  382. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  383. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  384. Putin’s BFF
  385. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  386. Putin’s Pet
  387. Putino Weino
  388. Putin's Gambit
  389. Putin's Puppet
  390. Queen's Reich
  391. Quisling of Queens
  392. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  393. Republican Rapture Inducer
  394. Resting Crime Face
  395. Riptide of Regression
  396. Rollie Short Fingers
  397. Rome Burning in Man Form
  398. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  399. Rufous Diaperdump
  400. Rufous Fuckface
  401. Rufous Tyrant
  402. Ryan’s Nope
  403. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  404. Salmon Sadist
  405. Screaming Carot Deamon
  406. Screaming Carot Demon
  407. Scrooge McTrump
  408. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  409. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  410. Serial Feeler
  411. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  412. Shady Marmalade
  413. Shakespeare of Shit
  414. Shambling Sasquatch
  415. Sherbert Pervert
  416. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  417. Silver Spoon Scion
  418. Sir Sissypants
  419. Sniffles
  420. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  421. Sophomoric Sniveler
  422. Spanky McBonespurs
  423. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  424. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  425. Stuporman
  426. Suicide Bummer
  427. Suma Cum Fraude
  428. Sunburned Stalin
  429. Sunkist Stalin
  430. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  431. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  432. Sweet Potato Saddam
  433. Syphilitic Apricot
  434. Talking Yam
  435. Tang Tyrant
  436. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  437. Tangerine Catastrophe
  438. Tangerine Crosby
  439. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  440. Tangerine Nutsack
  441. Tangerine Palpatine
  442. Tangerine Shitler
  443. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  444. Tangerine Tornaro
  445. Tangerine Torndao
  446. Tangerine Turd
  447. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  448. Tangerine Tyrant
  449. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  450. Tangerweenie
  451. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  452. Team Treason
  453. Tefflon Donnie
  454. Temper Tantrump
  455. Terra Cotta Turdface
  456. Terrible Twitler
  457. The Lyin King
  458. The Trumpinator
  459. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  460. Tic-Tacky Trump
  461. Tie-Coon
  462. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  463. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  464. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  465. Touped Fucktrumpet
  466. Toupée Fiasco
  467. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  468. Traitor the Hut
  469. Tricky Trump
  470. Tropicana Mussolini
  471. tRump
  472. Trump Brulée
  473. Trump Card
  474. Trumpalump
  475. Trumpamaniac
  476. Trumpanzee
  477. Trumparius
  478. Trumpasoreass Rex
  479. Trumpdozer
  480. Trumpenstein
  481. Trumpinator
  482. Trumpkopf
  483. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  484. Trumpledore
  485. Trumple-thinskin
  486. Trumpnazi
  487. Trumpocalypse
  488. Trumprangutang
  489. Trumptastrophe
  490. Trumpthechumps
  491. Trumpty Dumpty
  492. Tufted Taliban
  493. Turd Reich
  494. Tweetiloni
  495. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  496. Twitler
  497. Two-Bit Caesar
  498. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  499. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  500. Unreality King
  501. Urine Haired Usurper
  502. Vanilla ISIS
  503. Velveeta Tweeta
  504. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  505. Victim-in-Chief
  506. Village Idiot
  507. Walking Punchline
  508. Wankpuffin
  509. Weapons Grade Plum
  510. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  511. Whiner in Chief
  512. Whiny Little Bitch
  513. White Kanye
  514. White Pride Piper
  515. White Pride Piper
  516. Whited Sepulchre, The
  517. Whopper with Crime
  518. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  519. Witless Cocksplat
  520. World's Greatest Troll
  521. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  522. Yam Vader
  523. Zen Master of Hate