Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  7. Angry Creamsicle
  8. Antichrist
  9. Apricot Idi Amin
  10. Ass Menagery
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Baby Whisper Skin
  13. Babyhands McCheetodick
  14. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  15. Bald-faced Crier
  16. Barbecued Brutus
  17. Been-a-Dick Donald
  18. Bela Lugrosi
  19. Benedict Donald
  20. Biden's B**ch
  21. Bigoted Billionaire
  22. Bilious Billionaire
  23. Birthir Maniac
  24. Blabbermouth Don
  25. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  26. Bloated Orange Has-been
  27. Blonde Pumpkin
  28. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  29. Bloviating Fleshbag
  30. Bloviator in Chief
  31. Blowhard
  32. Bogus POTUS
  33. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  34. Boinker Oinker
  35. Bully-in-Chief
  36. Bunker Boy
  37. Boss Tweet
  38. Bouffant Buffoon
  39. Boychurian Candidate
  40. Bratman
  41. Bribe of Chuck
  42. Brokahantis
  43. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  44. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  45. Buttplug face
  46. Cadet Bonespurs
  47. Calamari Lips
  48. Candy Corn Kremlin
  49. Cantaloupe Caillou
  50. Cantaloupe Caligula
  51. Captain Bluster
  52. Captain Chaos
  53. Captain Ouchie Foot
  54. Captain Tantastic
  55. Carrot Caligula
  56. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  57. Census Whitener
  58. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  59. Charm Vacuum
  60. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  61. Cheddar Head
  62. Cheeto Benito
  63. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  64. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  65. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  66. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  67. Cheeto Jesus
  68. Cheeto Satan
  69. Cheeto Shitler
  70. Cheeto Tweeto
  71. Cheeto Voldemort
  72. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  73. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  74. Cheetoe Jesus
  75. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  76. Cheeto-In-Chief
  77. Cheetolini
  78. Cheeze Wiz
  79. Chester Molester 
  80. Chicken Littlehands
  81. Chicken Poop Head
  82. Chief Trouble
  83. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  84. Cinnamon Hitler
  85. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  86. Clan Chowder
  87. Clown Prince of Politics
  88. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  89. Clueless Numpty
  90. Clueless Orange Julius
  91. Cockwomble
  92. Cockwombly Dotard
  93. Combover Caligula
  94. Combover Con Artist
  95. Commander in Cheat
  96. Commander in Tweet
  97. Commander-in-Grief
  98. Community Theater Strongman
  99. Comrad Cheetolini
  100. Comrade Cheetolino
  101. Comrade Combover
  102. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  103. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  104. Conspiracy Theory King
  105. Coral Babyhands
  106. Cowardly Lyin
  107. Creep Throat
  108. Crime Champ
  109. Criminal-in-Chief
  110. Crown Prince of Politwits
  111. Crybaby Prima Donald
  112. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  113. Daddy Nobucks
  114. Daddy Warbucks
  115. Daddy's Reject
  116. Daffy Don
  117. Dangerous Donald
  118. Darth Cheeto
  119. Darth Hater
  120. Darth Tax Evador
  121. Deadbead Donald
  122. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  123. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  124. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  125. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  126. Demander-in-Chief
  127. Demented Popeye
  128. Dementia Donnie
  129. Der Fahrter
  130. Der Groepenfuehrer
  131. Deranged Donald
  132. Diaper Donald
  133. Dick Tater
  134. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  135. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  136. Dingbat Donald
  137. Dire Appy
  138. Dishonest Don
  139. Divider in Chief
  140. Dodgy Donald
  141. Dolt-45
  142. Don Dementia
  143. Don Juan
  144. Don Nots
  145. Don the Con
  146. Donadolf Trumpler
  147. Donald Chickenheart
  148. Donald Chump
  149. Donald deGonad
  150. Donald Dingbat
  151. Donald Dipshit
  152. Donald Doom
  153. Donald Douche and the Bags
  154. Donald Drumfkopf
  155. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  156. Donald Tax-Duck
  157. Donald the Insufferable
  158. Donald the Menace
  159. Donnie Bratso
  160. Donnie Doll-hands
  161. Donnie TicTac
  162. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  163. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  164. Douche Canoe
  165. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  166. Doucheald Trump
  167. Dr. Strangelove
  168. Draft Dodger Don
  169. Dreamsicle Demon
  170. Drumpf (Original family name)
  171. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  172. Dumb Sauron
  173. Dumbelldore
  174. Dumbestdore
  175. Dumpty Trumpty
  176. Ego Maniac
  177. El Douche
  178. El Hombre de Tang
  179. Election Looser
  180. Election Looser in Chief
  181. Emperor with no Balls
  182. Emperor with no Clothes
  183. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  184. Fanta Fascist
  185. Fanta Fascist
  186. Farcissist
  187. Faschists Friend
  188. Fascist Carnival Barker
  189. Fat Failing Donny
  190. Fat Marie Antoinette
  191. Fat Nixon
  192. Fat Putin
  193. Feral Shulting Meatball
  194. Field Marshall Trump
  195. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  196. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  197. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  198. Flip Flopper
  199. Flipper
  200. Fomentalist
  201. Forrest Trump
  202. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  203. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  204. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  205. Friendless Urinal Cake
  206. Frisker-in-Chief
  207. Frisky Frisker
  208. Fruit of the Loom
  209. Fruit of the Loon
  210. Fuckface von Clownstick
  211. Full Diaper
  212. Genghis Con
  213. Ghengis Can't
  214. Giant Orange Cockroach
  215. Ginger Genghis
  216. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  217. Golden Calf of Doom
  218. Golden Wrecking Ball
  219. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  220. Government Expander
  221. Grabba the Hut
  222. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  223. Grandpa Crazypants
  224. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  225. Great White Dope
  226. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  227. Grifter in Chief
  228. Grim Groper
  229. Grope Dope
  230. Gruesome Grifter
  231. Grumpy
  232. Grumpy Donny
  233. Habañero Hitler
  234. Hagfish-in-Chief
  235. Hair Apparent
  236. Hair Force One
  237. Hair Furher
  238. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  239. Hair Hitler
  240. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  241. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  242. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  243. Herr Führer Trump
  244. Herr Lugenpresse
  245. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  246. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  247. Hospital Laundry
  248. Human Amplifier
  249. Human Combover
  250. Human Corncob
  251. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  252. Human Toupee Hybrid
  253. Humpty Trumpty
  254. Idiot Kristallnact
  255. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  256. Il Douche
  257. Illerate Nero
  258. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  259. Impeached President
  260. im-POTUS
  261. In Vet Irate Liar
  262. Inane Interjector
  263. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  264. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  265. Infuriator
  266. IQ45
  267. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  268. Jack the Gripper
  269. Jackass-o-Lantern
  270. Job Security for Comedians
  271. John Baron
  272. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  273. John Miller
  274. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  275. Kim Jong Orange
  276. King Leer
  277. King of Debt
  278. King of the Oompa Loompas
  279. King of the Whoppers
  280. King of Unintentional Comedy
  281. King Twit
  282. Klan Chowder
  283. K-Mart Caesar
  284. Komrade Kumquat
  285. Kremlin Debt
  286. Kremlin Gremlin
  287. Kumquat Despot
  288. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  289. Lady Fingers
  290. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  291. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  292. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  293. Lemonhead Elect
  294. Little Donnie Sissypants
  295. Little Lady Fingers
  296. Lone DeRanger
  297. Lord Commander Marmalade
  298. Lord Dampnut
  299. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  300. Lord of the Whine
  301. LOSER
  302. Lowercase President
  303. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  304. Lyin King
  305. Macaulay Sulkin'
  306. Machado Meltdown
  307. Macho McGrump
  308. Mad Shambler
  309. Madking Littlehands
  310. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  311. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  312. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  313. Mandarine Malignancy
  314. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  315. Mango Maniac
  316. Mango Mussolini
  317. Mango Mysogynist
  318. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  319. Marmalade Mussolini
  320. Marmalade VonDouche
  321. Mayonaise Sculpture
  322. MEGA-low-maniac
  323. MeinHairTrump
  324. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  325. Minute Maid Mao
  326. Molester-in-Chief
  327. Moneydiaper McStupid
  328. Monster-in-Chief 
  329. Moron
  330. Moron von Narcissist
  331. Moussolini's Taint
  332. Mr. Firepants
  333. Mr. Inappropriate
  334. Mrs Putin
  335. Mrs Steve Banon
  336. Nacho Nazi
  337. Name-caller in Chief
  338. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  339. Narcisyphilis
  340. Nazimodo
  341. New York Dork
  342. Nightmare-in-Chief
  343. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  344. Nocabulary
  345. NOTUS
  346. Odius Orange
  347. One Term Failure
  348. One-Man Crime-Spree
  349. Orange Abomination
  350. Orange Antichrist
  351. Orange Anus
  352. Orange Anusmouth
  353. Orange Blowfish
  354. Orange Bozo
  355. Orange Caligula
  356. Orange Crap Baby Man
  357. Orange Devil
  358. Orange Douche Nozzle
  359. Orange Dubious Caesar
  360. Orange Foolius
  361. Orange Imbecile
  362. Orange is the New Splat
  363. Orange Julius
  364. Orange Menace
  365. Orange Messiah
  366. Orange Moron
  367. Orange Omen of Doom
  368. Orange Sex Pest
  369. Orange Shitstain
  370. Orange Shitweasel
  371. Orange Slime
  372. Orange Stain
  373. Orange Thousandiare
  374. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  375. Orange Turd
  376. Orange Tyrant
  377. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  378. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  379. Orangina
  380. OranguTAN
  381. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  382. Pantone Beelzebub
  383. Papaya Batista
  384. Papaya Pol Pot
  385. Pariah Carey
  386. Peach Nehi President
  387. PEEotus
  388. PEEOTUS
  389. Persimmon Toddler
  390. Petulant Yam
  391. Picasso of Pettiness
  392. Piece of Fucking Shit
  393. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  394. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  395. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  396. POSOTUS
  397. Poster Child of American Decline
  398. President Blowhole
  399. President Coward
  400. President Flim-Flam
  401. President Gold Man Sucks
  402. President Grabit
  403. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  404. President Karen
  405. President Rancid Velveeta
  406. President Snowflake
  407. President Tang
  408. President Von Munchousen
  409. Presidick
  410. Prima Donald
  411. Prince Cheesypoof
  412. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  413. Public Access Caligula
  414. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  415. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  416. Pumpkin Messiah
  417. Pumpkin Pinochet
  418. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  419. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  420. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  421. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  422. Putin’s BFF
  423. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  424. Putin’s Pet
  425. Putino Weino
  426. Putin's Gambit
  427. Putin's Puppet
  428. Queen's Reich
  429. Quisling of Queens
  430. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  431. Racist-in-Chief
  432. Republican Rapture Inducer
  433. Resting Crime Face
  434. Riptide of Regression
  435. Rollie Short Fingers
  436. Rome Burning in Man Form
  437. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  438. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  439. Rufous Diaperdump
  440. Rufous Fuckface
  441. Rufous Tyrant
  442. Rump
  443. Ryan’s Nope
  444. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  445. Salmon Sadist
  446. Screaming Carot Deamon
  447. Screaming Carot Demon
  448. Scrooge McTrump
  449. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  450. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  451. Serial Feeler
  452. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  453. Shady Marmalade
  454. Shakespeare of Shit
  455. Shambling Sasquatch
  456. Sherbert Pervert
  457. Shitler
  458. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  459. Silver Spoon Scion
  460. Sir Sissypants
  461. Sniffles
  462. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  463. Sophomoric Sniveler
  464. Spanky McBonespurs
  465. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  466. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  467. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  468. Stuporman
  469. Suicide Bummer
  470. Suma Cum Fraude
  471. Sunburned Stalin
  472. Sunkist Stalin
  473. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  474. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  475. Sweet Potato Saddam
  476. Syphilitic Apricot
  477. Talking Yam
  478. Tang Tyrant
  479. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  480. Tangerine Catastrophe
  481. Tangerine Crosby
  482. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  483. Tangerine Nutsack
  484. Tangerine Palpatine
  485. Tangerine Shitler
  486. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  487. Tangerine Tornaro
  488. Tangerine Torndao
  489. Tangerine Turd
  490. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  491. Tangerine Tyrant
  492. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  493. Tangerweenie
  494. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  495. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  496. Team Treason
  497. Tefflon Donnie
  498. Temper Tantrump
  499. Terra Cotta Turdface
  500. Terrible Twitler
  501. The Lyin King
  502. The Trumpinator
  503. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  504. Tic-Tacky Trump
  505. Tie-Coon
  506. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  507. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  508. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  509. Touped Fucktrumpet
  510. Toupée Fiasco
  511. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  512. Traitor the Hut
  513. Treason Weasel
  514. Tricky Trump
  515. Tropicana Mussolini
  516. tRump
  517. Trump Brulée
  518. Trump Card
  519. Trumpalump
  520. Trumpamaniac
  521. Trumpanzee
  522. Trumparius
  523. Trumpasoreass Rex
  524. Trumpdozer
  525. Trumpenstein
  526. Trumpinator
  527. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  528. Trumpkopf
  529. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  530. Trumpledore
  531. Trumple-thinskin
  532. Trumpnazi
  533. Trumpocalypse
  534. Trumprangutang
  535. Trumptastrophe
  536. Trumpthechumps
  537. Trumpty Dumpty
  538. Tufted Taliban
  539. Turd Reich
  540. Tweetiloni
  541. Twice Impeached President
  542. Twitter Banned for Life
  543. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  544. Twitler
  545. Two-Bit Caesar
  546. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  547. Unhinged
  548. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  549. Unreality King
  550. Urine Haired Usurper
  551. Unwelcome in NY
  552. Vanilla ISIS
  553. Velveeta Tweeta
  554. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  555. Victim-in-Chief
  556. Village Idiot
  557. Walking Punchline
  558. Wankpuffin
  559. Weapons Grade Plum
  560. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  561. Whiner in Chief
  562. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  563. Whiny Little Bitch
  564. White Kanye
  565. White Pride Piper
  566. White Pride Piper
  567. Whited Sepulchre, The
  568. Whopper with Crime
  569. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  570. Witless Cocksplat
  571. World's Greatest Troll
  572. Worst President in History
  573. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  574. X-President
  575. Yam Vader
  576. Zen Master of Hate