Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  3. Adolf Twitler
  4. Agent of Deranged Change
  5. Agent Orange
  6. A Man for all Treasons
  7. America's Burst Appendix
  8. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  9. Angry Creamsicle
  10. Antichrist
  11. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  12. Apricot Idi Amin
  13. Ass Menagery
  14. Ass Whole
  15. Assaulter in Chief
  16. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  17. Baby Whisper Skin
  18. Babyhands McCheetodick
  19. Backwards Pants
  20. Bad Looser
  21. Bad Tang
  22. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  23. Bald-faced Crier
  24. Bananas
  25. Barbecued Brutus
  26. Been-a-Dick Donald
  27. Bela Lugrosi
  28. Benedict Donald
  29. Biden's B**ch
  30. Bigly Loser
  31. Bigoted Billionaire
  32. Bilious Billionaire
  33. Birthir Maniac
  34. Blabbermouth Don
  35. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  36. Bloated Orange Has-been
  37. Blonde Pumpkin
  38. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  39. Bloviating Fleshbag
  40. Bloviator in Chief
  41. Blowhard
  42. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  43. Bogus POTUS
  44. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  45. Boinker Oinker
  46. Bully-in-Chief
  47. Bunker Boy
  48. Boss Tweet
  49. Bouffant Buffoon
  50. Boychurian Candidate
  51. Bratman
  52. Bribe of Chuck
  53. Brokahantis
  54. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  55. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  56. Buttplug face
  57. Cadet Bonespurs
  58. Calamari Lips
  59. Candy Corn Kremlin
  60. Cantaloupe Caillou
  61. Cantaloupe Caligula
  62. Captain Bluster
  63. Captain Chaos
  64. Captain Ouchie Foot
  65. Captain Tantastic
  66. Carnival Barker
  67. Carrot Caligula
  68. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  69. Census Whitener
  70. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  71. Charm Vacuum
  72. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  73. Cheddar Head
  74. Cheeto Bandito
  75. Cheeto Benito
  76. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  77. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  78. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  79. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  80. Cheeto Jesus
  81. Cheeto Satan
  82. Cheeto Shitler
  83. Cheeto Voldemort
  84. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  85. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  86. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  87. Cheetoe Jesus
  88. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  89. Cheeto-In-Chief
  90. Cheetolini
  91. Cheeze Wiz
  92. Chester Molester 
  93. Chicken Littlehands
  94. Chicken Poop Head
  95. Chief Trouble
  96. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  97. Cinnamon Hitler
  98. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  99. Clan Chowder
  100. Clown-igula
  101. Clown Prince of Politics
  102. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  103. Clueless Numpty
  104. Clueless Orange Julius
  105. Cockwomble 45
  106. Cockwombly Dotard
  107. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  108. Combover Caligula
  109. Combover Con Artist
  110. Commander in Cheat
  111. Commander in Cheese
  112. Commander in Tweet
  113. Commander-in-Grief
  114. Community Theater Strongman
  115. Complete Failure
  116. Comrad Cheetolini
  117. Comrade Cheetolino
  118. Comrade Combover
  119. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  120. Confederate Con-Artist
  121. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  122. Conspiracy Theory King
  123. Coral Babyhands
  124. Corrupt Mother F'er
  125. Corruption Master
  126. Coup-mander-in-chief
  127. CovefeFool
  128. Cowardly Lyin
  129. Creep Throat
  130. Crime Champ
  131. Criminal-in-Chief
  132. Crown Prince of Politwits
  133. Crybaby Prima Donald
  134. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  135. D-Bag
  136. Daddy Nobucks
  137. Daddy Warbucks
  138. Daddy's Reject
  139. Daffy Don
  140. Danger Yam
  141. Dangerous Donald
  142. Darth Cheeto
  143. Darth Hater
  144. Darth Tax Evador
  145. Deadbead Donald
  146. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  147. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  148. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  149. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  150. Demander-in-Chief
  151. Demented Popeye
  152. Dementia Donnie
  153. Der Fahrter
  154. Der Groepenfuehrer
  155. Deranged Donald
  156. Diaper Donald
  157. Aick A L'Orange
  158. Dick Tater
  159. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  160. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  161. Dingbat Donald
  162. Dire Appy
  163. Dishonest Don
  164. Divider in Chief
  165. Dodgy Donald
  166. Dolt-45
  167. Don Dementia
  168. Don Juan
  169. Don Nots
  170. Don the Con
  171. Donadolf Trumpler
  172. Donald Chickenheart
  173. Donald Chump
  174. Donald deGonad
  175. Donald Dingbat
  176. Donald Dipshit
  177. Donald Doom
  178. Donald Douche and the Bags
  179. Donald Drumfkopf
  180. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  181. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  182. Donald Tax-Duck
  183. Donald the Insufferable
  184. Donald the Menace
  185. Donnie Bratso
  186. Donnie Doll-hands
  187. Donnie TicTac
  188. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  189. Donny Jiggly Chins
  190. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  191. Dopey Don
  192. Dotard
  193. Douche Canoe
  194. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  195. Doucheald Trump
  196. Dr. Strangelove
  197. Draft Dodger Don
  198. Dreamsicle Demon
  199. Drumpf (Original family name)
  200. Dufos Don
  201. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  202. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  203. Dumb Sauron
  204. Dumbelldore
  205. Dumbestdore
  206. DumbleDon
  207. Dumpster
  208. Dumpty Trumpty
  209. Ego Maniac
  210. El Douche
  211. El Hombre de Tang
  212. Election Looser
  213. Election Looser in Chief
  214. Emperor with no Balls
  215. Emperor with no Clothes
  216. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  217. Eric's Dad
  218. Failed 45
  219. Fake Pinocchio President
  220. Fanta Fascist
  221. Fanta Fascist
  222. Farcissist
  223. Faschists Friend
  224. Fascist Carnival Barker
  225. Fat Failing Donny
  226. Fat Marie Antoinette
  227. Fat Nixon
  228. Fat Putin
  229. Fatty Kreuger
  230. Feckless Pustule
  231. Feral Shulting Meatball
  232. Field Marshall Trump
  233. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  234. Filet-o-Farts
  235. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  236. F'ing Lunatic
  237. Flag Fondler
  238. Flatulent Furor
  239. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  240. Flighty Wind
  241. Flip Flopper
  242. Flipper
  243. Flordian Fondler
  244. Fomentalist
  245. Fool
  246. Former Fiasco
  247. Former Government Employee
  248. Forrest Trump
  249. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  250. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  251. Fraud
  252. Fraud Father
  253. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  254. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  255. Friendless Urinal Cake
  256. Frisker-in-Chief
  257. Frisky Frisker
  258. Fruit of the Loom
  259. Fruit of the Loon
  260. Fuckface von Clownstick
  261. Full Diaper
  262. Genghis Con
  263. Ghengis Can't
  264. Giant Orange Cockroach
  265. Ginger Genghis
  266. Girth Vader
  267. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  268. Golden Calf of Doom
  269. Golden Wrecking Ball
  270. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  271. Government Expander
  272. Grabba the Hut
  273. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  274. Grandpa Crazypants
  275. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  276. Great Pretender
  277. Great White Dope
  278. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  279. Grifter in Chief
  280. Grim Groper
  281. Grope Dope
  282. Gruesome Grifter
  283. Grumpy
  284. Grumpy Donny
  285. Habañero Hitler
  286. Hagfish-in-Chief
  287. Hair Apparent
  288. Hair Force One
  289. Hair Furher
  290. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  291. Hair Hitler
  292. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  293. Ham Sandwich
  294. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  295. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  296. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  297. Hell Toupe
  298. Herr Führer Trump
  299. Herr Lugenpresse
  300. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  301. His Heinous
  302. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  303. Hospital Laundry
  304. Human Amplifier
  305. Human Combover
  306. Human Corncob
  307. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  308. Human Toupee Hybrid
  309. Humpty Trumpty
  310. Idiot Kristallnact
  311. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  312. Il Douche
  313. Illerate Nero
  314. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  315. Impeached President
  316. Imposter President
  317. im-POTUS
  318. Inciter-in-Chief
  319. In Vet Irate Liar
  320. Inane Interjector
  321. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  322. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  323. Individual 1
  324. Infuriator
  325. IQ45
  326. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  327. It
  328. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  329. Jack the Gripper
  330. Jackass-o-Lantern
  331. Job Security for Comedians
  332. John Baron
  333. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  334. John Miller
  335. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  336. Kim Jong Orange
  337. King Baby Coward
  338. King Leer
  339. King Moron
  340. King of Debt
  341. King of the Oompa Loompas
  342. King of the Whoppers
  343. King of Unintentional Comedy
  344. King Twit
  345. Klan Chowder
  346. K-Mart Caesar
  347. Komrade Bonespurs
  348. Komrade Kumquat
  349. Kremlin Debt
  350. Kremlin Gremlin
  351. Kumquat Despot
  352. L. Ron Chubbard
  353. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  354. Lady Fingers
  355. Lard of the Lies
  356. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  357. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  358. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  359. Lemonhead Elect
  360. Less Than Zero
  361. Lingering Orange Fart
  362. Little Donnie Sissypants
  363. Little Lady Fingers
  364. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  365. Lone DeRanger
  366. Lord Commander Marmalade
  367. Lord Dampnut
  368. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  369. Lord of the Whine
  370. LOSER
  371. Loser-In-Chief
  372. Lowercase President
  373. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  374. Lyin King
  375. Macaulay Sulkin'
  376. Machado Meltdown
  377. Macho McGrump
  378. Mad Man
  379. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  380. Mad Shambler
  381. Madking Littlehands
  382. Madman
  383. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  384. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  385. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  386. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  387. Mandarine Malignancy
  388. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  389. Mango Maniac
  390. Mango Moron
  391. Mango Mussolini
  392. Mango Mysogynist
  393. Mar-a-Lardo
  394. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  395. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  396. Marmalade Mussolini
  397. Marmalade VonDouche
  398. Master Hater
  399. Mayonaise Sculpture
  400. Mayor McTreason
  401. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  402. MEGA-low-maniac
  403. MeinHairTrump
  404. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  405. Minute Maid Mao
  406. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  407. Molester-in-Chief
  408. Moneydiaper McStupid
  409. Monster-in-Chief 
  410. Moron
  411. Moron von Narcissist
  412. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  413. Mount Flushmore
  414. Moussolini's Taint
  415. Mr. Firepants
  416. Mr. Inappropriate
  417. Mrs Putin
  418. Mrs Steve Banon
  419. Mushroom Dick
  420. Nacho Nazi
  421. Name-caller in Chief
  422. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  423. Narcisyphilis
  424. Nazimodo
  425. New York Dork
  426. Nightmare-in-Chief
  427. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  428. Nocabulary
  429. NOTUS
  430. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  431. Oaf of Office
  432. Odius Orange
  433. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  434. Ole Yeller
  435. One Term Failure
  436. One-Man Crime-Spree
  437. Orange Abomination
  438. Orange Antichrist
  439. Orange Anus
  440. Orange Anusmouth
  441. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  442. Orange Blowfish
  443. Orange Bozo
  444. Orange Caligula
  445. Orance Conman
  446. Orange Crap Baby Man
  447. Orange Devil
  448. Orange Douche Nozzle
  449. Orange Dubious Caesar
  450. Orange Foolius
  451. Orange Imbecile
  452. Orange is the New Splat
  453. Orange Julius
  454. Orange Menace
  455. Orange Messiah
  456. Orange Moron
  457. Orange Omen of Doom
  458. Orange Sex Pest
  459. Orange Shithole
  460. Orange Shitstain
  461. Orange Shitweasel
  462. Orange Slime
  463. Orance Slimebucket
  464. Orange Stain
  465. Orange Thousandiare
  466. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  467. Orange Turd
  468. Orange Tyrant
  469. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  470. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  471. Orange Wankmaggot 
  472. Orangina
  473. OrangeMange
  474. OranguTAN
  475. Our Former Fiasco
  476. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  477. Pantone Beelzebub
  478. Papaya Batista
  479. Papaya Pol Pot
  480. Pariah Carey
  481. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  482. Pathetic Looser
  483. Peach Nehi President
  484. PEEotus
  485. PEEOTUS
  486. Penis Pumpkinhead
  487. Persimmon Toddler
  488. Petulant Yam
  489. Picasso of Pettiness
  490. Piece of F***ing S**t
  491. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  492. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  493. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  494. Pinocchip President
  495. Pinocchio Todler
  496. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  497. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  498. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  499. Poor Loser
  500. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  501. POSOTUS
  502. Poster Child of American Decline
  503. PoutyPuss
  504. President Blowhole
  505. President Coward
  506. President Flim-Flam
  507. President Gold Man Sucks
  508. President Grabit
  509. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  510. President Karen
  511. President Rancid Velveeta
  512. President Snowflake
  513. President Tang
  514. President Von Munchousen
  515. Presidick
  516. Prima Donald
  517. Prince Cheesypoof
  518. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  519. Public Access Caligula
  520. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  521. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  522. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  523. Pumpkin Messiah
  524. Pumpkin Pinochet
  525. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  526. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  527. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  528. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  529. Putin’s BFF
  530. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  531. Putin’s Pet
  532. Putino Weino
  533. Putin's Gambit
  534. Putin's Puppet
  535. Putz
  536. Quarter Flounder
  537. Queen's Reich
  538. Quisling of Queens
  539. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  540. Racist-in-Chief
  541. Racist, Sexist Pig
  542. Re-Count of Monty Cristo 
  543. Republican Rapture Inducer
  544. Resting Crime Face
  545. Riptide of Regression
  546. Rollie Short Fingers
  547. Rome Burning in Man Form
  548. Rotten Banana
  549. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  550. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  551. Rufous Diaperdump
  552. Rufous Fuckface
  553. Rufous Tyrant
  554. Rump
  555. Ryan’s Nope
  556. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  557. Salmon Sadist
  558. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  559. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  560. Screaming Carot Deamon
  561. Screaming Carot Demon
  562. Scrooge McTrump
  563. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  564. Scum
  565. Scumdog Billionaire (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  566. Serial Feeler
  567. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  568. Shady Marmalade
  569. Shakespeare of Shit
  570. Shambling Sasquatch
  571. Sherbert Pervert
  572. Shit-Show Host
  573. Shitty Show Host
  574. Shitler
  575. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  576. Silver Spoon Scion
  577. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  578. Sir Sissypants
  579. Slob Father
  580. Snathcy McGrabbin
  581. Sniffles
  582. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  583. Sophomoric Sniveler
  584. Spanky McBonespurs
  585. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  586. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  587. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  588. Stuporman
  589. Suicide Bummer
  590. Suma Cum Fraude
  591. Sunburned Stalin
  592. Sunkist Stalin
  593. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  594. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  595. Sweet Potato Saddam
  596. Syphilitic Apricot
  597. Talking Yam
  598. Tang Tyrant
  599. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  600. Tangerine Ball Bag
  601. Tangerine Catastrophe
  602. Tangerine Crosby
  603. Tangerine Conman
  604. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  605. Tangerine Nutsack
  606. Tangerine Palpatine
  607. Tangerine Shitler
  608. Tangerine Skidmark
  609. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  610. Tangerine Tornaro
  611. Tangerine Torndao
  612. Tangerine Turd
  613. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  614. Tangerine Tyrant
  615. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  616. Tangerweenie
  617. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  618. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  619. Team Treason
  620. Tefflon Donnie
  621. Temper Tantrump
  622. Terra Cotta Turdface
  623. Terrible Twitler
  624. Thankfully Out of Office!
  625. That Florida Guy
  626. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  627. The Lyin King
  628. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  629. The Problem
  630. The Ruinator
  631. The Trumpinator
  632. Thick Skinned Idiot
  633. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  634. Thousandaire
  635. Thousand-airehole
  636. Tic-Tacky Trump
  637. Tie-Coon
  638. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  639. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  640. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  641. Todler Messiah 
  642. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  643. Touped Fucktrumpet
  644. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  645. Toupée Fiasco
  646. Traffic Cone of Treason
  647. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  648. Traitor the Hut
  649. Treason Weasel
  650. Tricky Trump
  651. TrollerBird
  652. Tropicana Mussolini
  653. tRump
  654. Trump Brulée
  655. Trump Card
  656. Trumpalump
  657. Trumpamaniac
  658. Trumpanzee
  659. Trumparius
  660. Trumpasoreass Rex
  661. Trumpdozer
  662. Trumpenstein
  663. Trumpinator
  664. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  665. Trumpkopf
  666. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  667. Trumpledore
  668. Trumple-ThinSkin
  669. Trumpnazi
  670. Trumpocalypse
  671. Trumprangutang
  672. Trumptastrophe
  673. Trumpthechumps
  674. Trumpty Dumpty
  675. Tufted Taliban
  676. Turd Reich
  677. Tweetiloni
  678. Twice Impeached President
  679. Twitter Banned for Life
  680. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  681. Twitler Twat
  682. Twitler
  683. Two-Bit Caesar
  684. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  685. Unhinged
  686. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  687. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  688. Unreality King
  689. Urine Haired Usurper
  690. Unwelcome in NY
  691. Vanilla ISIS
  692. Velveeta Tweeta
  693. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  694. Victim-in-Chief
  695. Village Idiot
  696. VoledMoron
  697. Walking Punchline
  698. Wankpuffin
  699. Waxed Gritty
  700. Weapons Grade Plum
  701. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  702. Whiner in Chief
  703. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  704. Whiny Little Bitch
  705. Whiney the Coup
  706. White Kanye
  707. White Pride Piper
  708. Whited Sepulchre, The
  709. Whopper with Crime
  710. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  711. Witless Cocksplat
  712. Witless Wonder
  713. World's Greatest Troll
  714. Worst President in History
  715. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  716. X-President
  717. X-POTUS Poser
  718. Yam Vader
  719. Yellow Bluberine
  720. YMCA-hole!
  721. Zen Master of Hate