Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate? 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  57. Bogus POTUS
  58. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  59. Boiled Maniac
  60. Boinker Oinker
  61. Boldfinger
  62. Bonespurs McFraudster
  63. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  64. Boss Tweety
  65. Bully-in-Chief
  66. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  67. Boss Tweet
  68. Bouffant Buffoon
  69. Boychurian Candidate
  70. Bratman
  71. Bribe of Chuck
  72. Bribe of Chunky
  73. Brokahantis
  74. Bully Boy
  75. Burger Fondler
  76. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  77. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  78. Bushman
  79. Butternut Berlusconi 
  80. Buttplug face
  81. Cadet Bonespurs
  82. Calamari Lips
  83. Cancer in a Wig
  84. Candy Corn Kremlin
  85. Cantaloupe Caillou
  86. Cantaloupe Caligula
  87. Captain Bluster
  88. Captain Chaos
  89. Captain Ouchie Foot
  90. Captain Outrageous
  91. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  92. Captain Tantastic
  93. Carnival Barker
  94. Carrot Caligula
  95. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  96. Census Whitener
  97. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  98. Charm Vacuum
  99. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  100. Cheat Loaf
  101. Cheaten Donald
  102. Cheddar Boy
  103. Cheddar Head
  104. Cheeto Bandito
  105. Cheeto Benito
  106. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  107. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  108. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  109. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  110. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  111. Cheeto Jesus
  112. Cheeto Satan
  113. Cheeto Shitler
  114. Cheeto Voldemort
  115. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  116. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  117. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  118. Cheetoe Jesus
  119. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  120. Cheeto-In-Chief
  121. Cheetolini
  122. Cheeze Wiz
  123. Chester Molester 
  124. Chunk Norris
  125. Chicken Littlehands
  126. Chicken Poop Head
  127. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  128. Chief Baby-Hands
  129. Chief Trouble
  130. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  131. Chunk Norris
  132. Cinnamon Hitler
  133. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  134. Clan Chowder
  135. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  136. Clear and Present Danger
  137. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  138. Clown-igula
  139. Clown Prince of Politics
  140. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  141. Clueless Numpty
  142. Clueless Orange Julius
  143. Cockwomble 45
  144. Cockwombly Dotard
  145. Cockwork (not) Orange
  146. Code Red Fascist 
  147. Colludacris
  148. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  149. Colonel Scammers
  150. Colonel Slanders
  151. Commander in Beef
  152. Combover Caligula
  153. Combover Con Artist
  154. Commander in Cheat
  155. Commander in Cheese
  156. Commander in Tweet
  157. Commander-in-Grief
  158. Community Theater Strongman
  159. Complete Failure
  160. Comrad Cheetolini
  161. Comrade Cheetolino
  162. Comrade Combover
  163. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  164. Confederate Con-Artist
  165. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  166. Conspiracy Theory King
  167. Convicted Felon
  168. Cotton Candy Hair
  169. Cookie Pants
  170. Coral Babyhands
  171. Corrupt Mother F'er
  172. Corruption Master
  173. Count of Mostly Crisco
  174. Coup-a-Loompa
  175. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  176. Coup-Coup Crazy
  177. Coup-ssolini
  178. Coupthulu
  179. Coup-mander-in-chief
  180. CovefeFool
  181. Covidiot
  182. Cowardly Lyin
  183. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  184. Craziest President
  185. Creep a l'Orange
  186. Creep Throat
  187. Creme de la Crazy
  188. Creme de la Creep
  189. Creme de la Dumb
  190. Crime Champ
  191. Criminal-in-Chief
  192. Crooked Donald
  193. Crown Prince of Politwits
  194. Crybaby Prima Donald
  195. Cult-45
  196. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  197. D-Bag
  198. Daddy Nobucks
  199. Daddy Warbucks
  200. Daddy's Reject
  201. Daffy Don
  202. Dainty Donald
  203. Danger Yam
  204. Dangerous Donald
  205. Darth Cheeto
  206. Darth Hater
  207. Darth Tax Evador
  208. Darth Traitor 
  209. Deadbead Donald
  210. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  211. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  212. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  213. Delirious Treasons 
  214. Delusion Paluza
  215. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  216. Demander-in-Chief
  217. Demented Popeye
  218. Dementia Donnie
  219. Depressed Testicle
  220. Der Fahrter
  221. Der Groepenfuehrer
  222. Deranged Donald
  223. Despot Cheetoe
  224. Detached from Reality
  225. Diaper Donald
  226. Dick A L'Orange
  227. Dick Tater
  228. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  229. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  230. Dingbat Donald
  231. Dingus Con
  232. Dingus ex Machina
  233. Dire Appy
  234. Dishonest Don
  235. DisHonor System
  236. Divider in Chief
  237. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  238. Dodgy Donald
  239. Dolt-45
  240. Don Dementia
  241. Don Juan
  242. Don Nots
  243. Don the Con
  244. Donadolf Trumpler
  245. Donald Bin Laden
  246. Donald Chickenheart
  247. Donald Chump
  248. Donald deGonad
  249. Donald Dingbat
  250. Donald Dipshit
  251. Donald Doom
  252. Donald Douche and the Bags
  253. Donald Drumfkopf
  254. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  255. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  256. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  257. Donald Tax-Duck
  258. Donald the Insufferable
  259. Donald the Menace
  260. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  261. Donnie Bratso
  262. Donnie Doll-hands
  263. Donnie TicTac
  264. Donny Crapple Seed
  265. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  266. Donny Doodle Diaper
  267. Donny Jiggly Chins
  268. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  269. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  270. Dopey Don
  271. Dotard
  272. Douche a'Lorange
  273. Douche Bigalow
  274. Douche Canoe
  275. Douche of Hazard
  276. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  277. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  278. Doucheald Trump
  279. Dr. Strangelove
  280. Draft Dodger Don
  281. Dreamsicle Demon
  282. Droolius Geezer
  283. Drumpf (Original family name)
  284. Dubious Caesar 
  285. Dufos Don
  286. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  287. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  288. Dumb Sauron
  289. Dumbelldore
  290. Dumbestdore
  291. DumbleDon
  292. Dumpster
  293. Dumpty Trumpty
  294. Ego Maniac
  295. El Crappy Tan
  296. El Creepo
  297. El Douche
  298. El Hombre de Tang
  299. Election Looser
  300. Election Looser in Chief
  301. Emperor with no Balls
  302. Emperor with no Clothes
  303. Emperor with no Clue
  304. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  305. End of Democracy
  306. Eric's Dad
  307. Excrement Example
  308. Exhibit A-hole
  309. Existential Threat to Democracy
  310. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  311. Failed 45
  312. Fake Pinocchio President
  313. Fanta Fascist
  314. Fanta Fascist
  315. Farcissist
  316. Fart with Bad Hair
  317. Fascist
  318. Faschists Friend
  319. Fascist Carnival Barker
  320. Fascist Gump
  321. Fat Failing Donny
  322. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  323. Fat Marie Antoinette
  324. Fat Nixon
  325. Fat Putin
  326. Fat Smellvis
  327. Fat White Slug
  328. Fatty Kreuger
  329. FAUXTUS
  330. Feckless Pustule
  331. Felon-Ade
  332. Feral Shulting Meatball
  333. Field Marshall Trump
  334. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  335. Filet-o-Farts
  336. Filet-o-Fool
  337. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  338. F'ing Lunatic
  339. Flaba Dabba Goo
  340. Flabrador Deceiver 
  341. Flaccid Flag
  342. Flag Fondler
  343. Flatulent Furor
  344. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  345. Flighty Wind
  346. Flip Flopper
  347. Flipper
  348. Flordian Fondler
  349. Flush Force One
  350. Fomentalist
  351. Fool
  352. Former Fiasco
  353. Former Government Employee
  354. Forrest Dump
  355. Forrest Trump
  356. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  357. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  358. Fraud
  359. Fraud Father
  360. Fraud Flinstone
  361. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  362. Fraudo Baggins
  363. Fraudster in Chief
  364. Fraudy Kreuger
  365. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  366. Friendless Urinal Cake
  367. Frisker-in-Chief
  368. Frisky Frisker
  369. Fruit of the Loom
  370. Fruit of the Loon
  371. Fuckface von Clownstick
  372. Full Diaper
  373. Genghis Con
  374. Ghengis Can't
  375. Giant Orange Cockroach
  376. Ginger Genghis
  377. Girth Vader
  378. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  379. Gold Yeller
  380. Golden Calf of Doom
  381. Golden Wrecking Ball
  382. Golf Lundgren
  383. GOP - Gang of Putin
  384. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  385. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  386. Government Expander
  387. Grabba the Hut
  388. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  389. Grandpa Crazypants
  390. Great Grabsby,The
  391. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  392. Great Pretender
  393. Great White Dope
  394. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  395. Grifter in Chief
  396. Grim Groper
  397. Grizzled Muppet
  398. Grope Dope
  399. Gruesome Grifter
  400. Grumpy
  401. Grumpy Donny
  402. Habañero Hitler
  403. Hagfish-in-Chief
  404. Hair Apparent
  405. Hair Force One
  406. Hair Furher
  407. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  408. Hair Hitler
  409. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  410. Ham Sandwich
  411. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  412. Hard-on Collidor
  413. Harry HuDummy
  414. Haunted Boss-Baby
  415. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  416. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  417. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  418. Hell Toupee
  419. Herr Führer Trump
  420. Herr Lugenpresse
  421. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  422. His Heinous
  423. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  424. Hospital Laundry
  425. Human Amplifier
  426. Human Combover
  427. Human Corncob
  428. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  429. Human Toupee Hybrid
  430. Humpty Trumpty
  431. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  432. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  433. Idiot Emperor
  434. Idiot's Emperor
  435. Idiot Kristallnact
  436. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  437. Il Douche
  438. Illerate Nero
  439. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  440. Impeached President
  441. Imposter President
  442. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  443. Inciter-in-Chief
  444. Inmate # PO1135809
  445. In Venmate Irate Liar
  446. Inane Interjector
  447. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  448. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  449. Individual 1
  450. Infuriator
  451. IQ45
  452. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  453. It
  454. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  455. Jabba the Gut
  456. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  457. Jabba the Putz
  458. Jack the Gripper
  459. Jackass-o-Lantern
  460. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  461. J. F. K. F. C.
  462. Job Security for Comedians
  463. John Baron
  464. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  465. John Miller
  466. Justice Perverter
  467. Karen
  468. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  469. Kermin the Fraud
  470. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  471. Kim Jong Orange
  472. King Baby Coward
  473. King Con
  474. King Leer
  475. King Moron
  476. King of Debt
  477. King of the Oompa Loompas
  478. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  479. King of the Whoppers
  480. King of Unintentional Comedy
  481. King Twit
  482. Klan Chowder
  483. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  484. K-Mart Caesar
  485. Knot Z Clown
  486. Komrade Bonespurs
  487. Komrade Kumquat
  488. Kremlin Debt
  489. Kremlin Gremlin
  490. Kumquat Despot
  491. L. Ron Chubbard
  492. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  493. Lady Fingers
  494. Lardass Tiddlywink
  495. Lard of the Lies
  496. Lardfather, The
  497. Lardo Caltreason
  498. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  499. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  500. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  501. Lemonhead Elect
  502. Less Than Zero
  503. Lex Loser
  504. Liar-in-Chief
  505. Lil Donny Moscow
  506. Lingering Orange Fart
  507. Little Donnie Sissypants
  508. Little Hands Trump
  509. Little Lady Fingers
  510. Loch Ness Fraudster
  511. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  512. Lolla Colluda
  513. Lone DeRanger
  514. Lord Commander Marmalade
  515. Lord Dampnut
  516. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  517. Lord of the Whine
  518. LOSER
  519. Loser-In-Chief
  520. Looser Lalipalloza
  521. lowercase president
  522. Lower Everything President
  523. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  524. Lyin Donald
  525. Lyin King
  526. Macaulay Sulkin'
  527. Machado Meltdown
  528. Macho McGrump
  529. Mad Man
  530. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  531. Mad Shambler
  532. Madking Littlehands
  533. Madman
  534. Maga-Lardo
  535. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  536. Malignant Mango
  537. Malignant Narcissist 
  538. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  539. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  540. Man Behind the Bronzer
  541. Manchurian Cantelope
  542. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  543. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  544. Mandarin Malignancy
  545. Mandarin Moussalini 
  546. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  547. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  548. Mango Maniac
  549. Mango Moron
  550. Mango Mussolini
  551. Mango Mysogynist
  552. Mangu Unchained
  553. Mar-a-Lardo
  554. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  555. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  556. Marmalade Mussolini
  557. Marmalade VonDouche
  558. Master Hater
  559. Mayonaise Sculpture
  560. Mayor McTreason
  561. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  562. McCheetoe Dick
  563. MEGA-low-maniac
  564. MeinHairTrump
  565. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  566. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  567. Meange-a-Treason
  568. Mocro Brain
  569. Mike Pence's X-friend
  570. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  571. Minute Maid Mao
  572. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  573. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  574. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  575. Molester-in-Chief
  576. Moneydiaper McStupid
  577. Monster-in-Chief 
  578. Moron
  579. Moron von Narcissist
  580. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  581. Mount Flushmore
  582. Mountain Douche
  583. Moussolini's Taint
  584. Mr. Firepants
  585. Mr. Inappropriate
  586. My Little Phony
  587. My Little Pony
  588. Mr Tangerine Man
  589. Mrs Putin
  590. Mrs Steve Banon
  591. Mushroom Dick
  592. Mushroom Dong
  593. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  594. Nacho Nazi
  595. Name-caller in Chief
  596. Napolean Boner Pill
  597. Napolean Bonespurs
  598. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  599. Narcisyphilis
  600. Nazi
  601. Nazimodo
  602. New York Dork
  603. Nightmare-in-Chief
  604. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  605. Nocabulary
  606. Nostra Dumbass
  607. Not a Funny Joke
  608. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  609. Notorious KFC
  610. NOTUS
  611. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  612. Nylon Haired Man
  613. Oaf of Office
  614. Odius Orange
  615. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  616. Ole Yeller
  617. Old #45
  618. Old President Crazypants
  619. Old Wack Donald
  620. One Disgusting Human Being
  621. One Term Failure
  622. One Trick Phony
  623. One-Man Crime-Spree
  624. Optimus Crime
  625. Orange Abomination
  626. Orange Antichrist
  627. Orange Anus
  628. Orange Anusmouth
  629. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  630. Orange Bigot
  631. Orange Blowfish
  632. Orange Bozo
  633. Orange Caligula
  634. Orance Conman
  635. Orange Crap Baby Man
  636. Orange Devil
  637. Orange Douche Nozzle
  638. Orange Dubious Caesar
  639. Orange Egplant
  640. Orange Face
  641. Orange Foolius
  642. Orange Fruitcake
  643. Orange Imbecile
  644. Orange is the New Splat
  645. Orange Jesus
  646. Orange Julius
  647. Orange Menace
  648. Orange Messiah
  649. Orange Monster
  650. Orange Moron
  651. Orange Moronic Lothario
  652. Orange Omen of Doom
  653. Orange Pol Pot
  654. Orange Sex Pest
  655. Orange Shithole
  656. Orange Shitstain
  657. Orange Shitweasel
  658. Orange Slime
  659. Orance Slimebucket
  660. Orange Stain
  661. Orange Thousandiare
  662. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  663. Orange Turd
  664. Orange Tyrant
  665. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  666. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  667. Orange Wankmaggot 
  668. Orangina
  669. OrangeMange
  670. OranguTAN
  671. Our Former Fiasco
  672. Otto von Skidmark
  673. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  674. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  675. Pantone Beelzebub
  676. Papaya Batista
  677. Papaya Pol Pot
  678. Pariah Carey
  679. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  680. Pathetic Looser
  681. Peach Nehi President
  682. PEEotus
  683. PEEOTUS
  684. Penis Pumpkinhead
  685. Pepto-Abysmal
  686. Peril
  687. Persimmon Toddler
  688. Petulant Yam
  689. Picasso of Pettiness
  690. Piece of F***ing S**t
  691. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  692. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  693. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  694. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  695. Pinocchip President
  696. Pinocchio Todler
  697. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  698. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  699. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  700. Poop Tweeter
  701. Poopy Doodle Head
  702. Poor Loser
  703. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  704. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  705. POSOTUS
  706. Poster Child of American Decline
  707. PoutyPuss
  708. P.P.Barnum
  709. President Blowhole
  710. President Butterball
  711. President Coward
  712. President Disaster
  713. President Flim-Flam
  714. President Girth Wind and Liar
  715. President Gold Man Sucks
  716. President Grabit
  717. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  718. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  719. President Karen
  720. President Poopie-pants
  721. President Rancid Velveeta
  722. President Snowflake
  723. President Spanky McLiarFace
  724. President Tang
  725. President* Trump
  726. President Von Munchousen
  727. Presidick
  728. Pretender-in-Chief
  729. Prima Donald
  730. Prince Cheesypoof
  731. Prince of Swine
  732. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  733. Public Access Caligula
  734. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  735. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  736. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  737. Pumpkin Messiah
  738. Pumpkin Pinochet
  739. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  740. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  741. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  742. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  743. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  744. Putin’s BFF
  745. Putin's Bitch
  746. Putin's Lap Dog
  747. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  748. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  749. Putin’s Pet
  750. Putino Weino
  751. Putin's Gambit
  752. Putin's Puppet
  753. Putz
  754. Quarter Flounder
  755. Queen's Reich
  756. Quisling of Queens
  757. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  758. Racist-in-Chief
  759. Racist, Sexist Pig
  760. Radioactive Idiot
  761. Rancid Garbage Pils
  762. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  763. Red Don
  764. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  765. Republican Rapture Inducer
  766. Republi-Crap
  767. Resting Crime Face
  768. Riptide of Regression
  769. Rollie Short Fingers
  770. Rome Burning in Man Form
  771. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  772. Rotten Banana
  773. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  774. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  775. Rufous Diaperdump
  776. Rufous Fuckface
  777. Rufous Tyrant
  778. Rump
  779. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  780. Ryan’s Nope
  781. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  782. Sad-itionist
  783. Salmon Sadist
  784. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  785. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  786. Say It Ain't Joe
  787. Scam Delorean
  788. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  789. Scampaigner
  790. Schmuck a' L'orange
  791. Scone Spurs
  792. Scooby Douche
  793. Scooby Coup
  794. Screaming Carot Deamon
  795. Screaming Carot Demon
  796. Scrooge McSchmuck
  797. Scrooge McTrump
  798. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  799. Scum
  800. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  801. Serial Feeler
  802. Seriously???
  803. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  804. Shady Marmalade
  805. Shakespeare of Shit
  806. Shambling Sasquatch
  807. Shameless
  808. Shameless Tweeter
  809. Sherbert Pervert
  810. Shit Hitting the Fan
  811. Shit-Show Host
  812. Shitty Show Host
  813. Shitler
  814. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  815. Silver Spoon Scion
  816. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  817. Sir Sissypants
  818. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  819. Slob Father
  820. Snathcy McGrabbin
  821. Sniffles
  822. Sniveling Sidekick
  823. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  824. Sophomoric Sniveler
  825. Soulless Nightmare
  826. Spanky
  827. Spanky McBonespurs
  828. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  829. Squid Pro Quo
  830. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  831. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  832. Stark Terror
  833. Stonewall Jackass
  834. Stuporman
  835. Suicide Bummer
  836. Sulk Hogan
  837. Suma Cum Fraude
  838. Sunburned Stalin
  839. Sunkist Stalin
  840. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  841. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  842. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  843. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  844. Swampopotamus
  845. Sweeny Fraud
  846. Sweet Potato Saddam
  847. Syphilitic Apricot
  848. T-Dump
  849. Tainted Plaintiff 
  850. Talking Yam
  851. Tandalorian
  852. Tang Tyrant
  853. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  854. Tangerine Ball Bag
  855. Tangerine Catastrophe
  856. Tangerine Crosby
  857. Tangerine Conman
  858. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  859. Tangerine Nightmare
  860. Tangerine Nutsack
  861. Tangerine Palpatine
  862. Tangerine Shitler
  863. Tangerine Skidmark
  864. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  865. Tangerine Tornaro
  866. Tangerine Torndao
  867. Tangerine Turd
  868. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  869. Tangering Twitter Machine
  870. Tangerine Tyrant
  871. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  872. Tangerweenie
  873. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  874. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  875. Tax Darth Evader
  876. Team Treason
  877. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  878. Tefflon Donnie
  879. Temper Tantrump
  880. Terra Cotta Turdface
  881. Terrible Twitler
  882. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  883. Thankfully Out of Office!
  884. That Florida Guy
  885. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  886. The Dim Reaper
  887. The Enemy Within
  888. The Insurrectionist Within
  889. The Lyin King
  890. The Poo-Poo
  891. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  892. The Problem
  893. The Real Dim Shady
  894. The Ruinator
  895. The Trumpinator
  896. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  897. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  898. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  899. The Wrath of Con
  900. The Sexual Predator Within
  901. Thick Skinned Idiot
  902. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  903. Thousandaire
  904. Thousand-airehole
  905. Tic-Tacky Trump
  906. Tie-Coon
  907. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  908. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  909. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  910. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  911. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  912. Todler Messiah
  913. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  914. Toilet Tweeter
  915. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  916. Touped Fucktrumpet
  917. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  918. Toupée Fiasco
  919. Toxic Burger Fart
  920. Tocix Orange
  921. Traffic Cone of Treason
  922. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  923. Traitor the Hut
  924. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  925. Traitor Tot
  926. Traitor Trump
  927. Traitorous Dingleberry
  928. Trash Hole
  929. Treason Cerebro
  930. Treason Weasel
  931. Treasons Greetings
  932. Tricky Trump
  933. TrollerBird
  934. Tropicana Mussolini
  935. tRump
  936. Trump Brulée
  937. Trump Card
  938. Trumpalump
  939. Trumpamaniac
  940. Trumpanzee
  941. Trumparius
  942. Trumpasoreass Rex
  943. Trumpdozer
  944. Trumpenstein
  945. Trumpinator
  946. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  947. Trumpkopf
  948. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  949. Trumpledore
  950. Trumple-ThinSkin
  951. Trumpnazi
  952. Trumpocalypse
  953. Trumprangutang
  954. Trumptastrophe
  955. Trumpthechumps
  956. Trumpty Dumpty
  957. Trumpunzel
  958. Tufted Taliban
  959. Turd Reich
  960. TV Show Twat
  961. Tweetiloni
  962. Twice Impeached President
  963. Twitter Banned for Life
  964. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  965. Twitler Twat
  966. Twitler
  967. Two-Bit Caesar
  968. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  969. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  970. Un-American
  971. Unchained Disappointment
  972. Unchained Sedition
  973. Unhinged
  974. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  975. Un-presidented
  976. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  977. Unreality King
  978. Urine Haired Usurper
  979. Unwelcome in NY
  980. Vanilla ISIS
  981. Vanity Manatee
  982. Velveeta Tweeta
  983. Velveeta Voldemort
  984. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  985. Victim-in-Chief
  986. Village Idiot
  987. Voled-Moron
  988. Walker Taxes Evader
  989. Walking Punchline
  990. Wankpuffin
  991. Wanna-Be Dictator
  992. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  993. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  994. Waxed Gritty
  995. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  996. Weapons Grade Plum
  997. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  998. Whiner in Chief
  999. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1000. Whiny Little Bitch
  1001. Whiney the Coup
  1002. White Kanye
  1003. White Pride Piper
  1004. White Scrotus
  1005. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1006. Whopper with Crime
  1007. Wicked Pout Fest
  1008. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1009. Windmill Cancer King
  1010. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1011. Witless Cocksplat
  1012. Witless Wonder
  1013. World's Greatest Troll
  1014. Worst President in History
  1015. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1016. X-President
  1017. X-POTUS Poser
  1018. Yam Vader
  1019. Yellow Bluberine
  1020. YMCA-hole!
  1021. You Know Coup
  1022. Zen Master of Hate
  1023. Zit with Dark Secrets