Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  57. Bogus POTUS
  58. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  59. Boiled Maniac
  60. Boinker Oinker
  61. Boldfinger
  62. Bonespurs McFraudster
  63. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  64. Boss Tweety
  65. Bully-in-Chief
  66. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  67. Boss Tweet
  68. Bouffant Buffoon
  69. Boychurian Candidate
  70. Bratman
  71. Bribe of Chuck
  72. Bribe of Chunky
  73. Brokahantis
  74. Bully Boy
  75. Burger Fondler
  76. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  77. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  78. Bushman
  79. Butternut Berlusconi 
  80. Buttplug face
  81. Cadet Bonespurs
  82. Calamari Lips
  83. Cancer in a Wig
  84. Candy Corn Kremlin
  85. Cantaloupe Caillou
  86. Cantaloupe Caligula
  87. Captain Bluster
  88. Captain Chaos
  89. Captain Ouchie Foot
  90. Captain Outrageous
  91. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  92. Captain Tantastic
  93. Carnival Barker
  94. Carrot Caligula
  95. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  96. Census Whitener
  97. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  98. Charm Vacuum
  99. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  100. Cheat Loaf
  101. Cheaten Donald
  102. Cheddar Boy
  103. Cheddar Head
  104. Cheeto Bandito
  105. Cheeto Benito
  106. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  107. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  108. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  109. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  110. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  111. Cheeto Jesus
  112. Cheeto Satan
  113. Cheeto Shitler
  114. Cheeto Voldemort
  115. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  116. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  117. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  118. Cheetoe Jesus
  119. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  120. Cheeto-In-Chief
  121. Cheetolini
  122. Cheeze Wiz
  123. Chester Molester 
  124. Chunk Norris
  125. Chicken Littlehands
  126. Chicken Poop Head
  127. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  128. Chief Baby-Hands
  129. Chief Trouble
  130. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  131. Chump
  132. Chunk Norris
  133. Cinnamon Hitler
  134. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  135. Clan Chowder
  136. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  137. Clear and Present Danger
  138. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  139. Clown-igula
  140. Clown Prince of Politics
  141. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  142. Clueless Numpty
  143. Clueless Orange Julius
  144. Cockwomble 45
  145. Cockwombly Dotard
  146. Cockwork (not) Orange
  147. Code Red Fascist 
  148. Colludacris
  149. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  150. Colonel Scammers
  151. Colonel Slanders
  152. Commander in Beef
  153. Combover Caligula
  154. Combover Con Artist
  155. Commander in Cheat
  156. Commander in Cheese
  157. Commander in Tweet
  158. Commander-in-Grief
  159. Community Theater Strongman
  160. Complete Failure
  161. Comrad Cheetolini
  162. Comrade Cheetolino
  163. Comrade Combover
  164. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  165. Confederate Con-Artist
  166. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  167. Conspiracy Theory King
  168. Convicted Felon
  169. Cotton Candy Hair
  170. Cookie Pants
  171. Coral Babyhands
  172. Corrupt Mother F'er
  173. Corruption Master
  174. Count of Mostly Crisco
  175. Coup-a-Loompa
  176. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  177. Coup-Coup Crazy
  178. Coup-ssolini
  179. Coupthulu
  180. Coup-mander-in-chief
  181. CovefeFool
  182. Covidiot
  183. Cowardly Lyin
  184. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  185. Craziest President
  186. Creep a l'Orange
  187. Creep Throat
  188. Creme de la Crazy
  189. Creme de la Creep
  190. Creme de la Dumb
  191. Crime Champ
  192. Criminal-in-Chief
  193. Crooked Donald
  194. Crown Prince of Politwits
  195. Crybaby Prima Donald
  196. Cult-45
  197. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  198. D-Bag
  199. Daddy Nobucks
  200. Daddy Warbucks
  201. Daddy's Reject
  202. Daffy Don
  203. Dainty Donald
  204. Danger Yam
  205. Dangerous Donald
  206. Darth Cheeto
  207. Darth Hater
  208. Darth Tax Evador
  209. Darth Traitor 
  210. Deadbead Donald
  211. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  212. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  213. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  214. Delirious Treasons 
  215. Delusion Paluza
  216. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  217. Demander-in-Chief
  218. Demented Popeye
  219. Dementia Donnie
  220. Depressed Testicle
  221. Der Fahrter
  222. Der Groepenfuehrer
  223. Deranged Donald
  224. Despot Cheetoe
  225. Detached from Reality
  226. Diaper Donald
  227. Dick A L'Orange
  228. Dick Tater
  229. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  230. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  231. Dingbat Donald
  232. Dingus Con
  233. Dingus ex Machina
  234. Dire Appy
  235. Dishonest Don
  236. DisHonor System
  237. Divider in Chief
  238. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  239. Dodgy Donald
  240. Dolt-45
  241. Don Dementia
  242. Don Juan
  243. Don Nots
  244. Don the Con
  245. Donadolf Trumpler
  246. Donald Bin Laden
  247. Donald Chickenheart
  248. Donald Chump
  249. Donald deGonad
  250. Donald Dingbat
  251. Donald Dipshit
  252. Donald Doom
  253. Donald Douche and the Bags
  254. Donald Drumfkopf
  255. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  256. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  257. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  258. Donald Tax-Duck
  259. Donald the Insufferable
  260. Donald the Menace
  261. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  262. Donnie Bratso
  263. Donnie Doll-hands
  264. Donnie TicTac
  265. Donny Crapple Seed
  266. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  267. Donny Doodle Diaper
  268. Donny Jiggly Chins
  269. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  270. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  271. Dopey Don
  272. Dotard
  273. Douche a'Lorange
  274. Douche Bigalow
  275. Douche Canoe
  276. Douche of Hazard
  277. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  278. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  279. Doucheald Trump
  280. Dr. Strangelove
  281. Draft Dodger Don
  282. Dreamsicle Demon
  283. Droolius Geezer
  284. Drumpf (Original family name)
  285. Dubious Caesar 
  286. Dufos Don
  287. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  288. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  289. Dumb Sauron
  290. Dumbelldore
  291. Dumbestdore
  292. DumbleDon
  293. Dumpster
  294. Dumpty Trumpty
  295. Ego Maniac
  296. El Crappy Tan
  297. El Creepo
  298. El Douche
  299. El Hombre de Tang
  300. Election Looser
  301. Election Looser in Chief
  302. Emperor with no Balls
  303. Emperor with no Clothes
  304. Emperor with no Clue
  305. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  306. End of Democracy
  307. Eric's Dad
  308. Excrement Example
  309. Exhibit A-hole
  310. Existential Threat to Democracy
  311. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  312. Failed 45
  313. Fake Pinocchio President
  314. Fanta Fascist
  315. Fanta Fascist
  316. Farcissist
  317. Fart with Bad Hair
  318. Fascist
  319. Faschists Friend
  320. Fascist Carnival Barker
  321. Fascist Gump
  322. Fat Failing Donny
  323. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  324. Fat Marie Antoinette
  325. Fat Nixon
  326. Fat Putin
  327. Fat Smellvis
  328. Fat White Slug
  329. Fatty Kreuger
  330. FAUXTUS
  331. Feckless Pustule
  332. Felon-Ade
  333. Feral Shulting Meatball
  334. Field Marshall Trump
  335. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  336. Filet-o-Farts
  337. Filet-o-Fool
  338. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  339. F'ing Lunatic
  340. Flaba Dabba Goo
  341. Flabrador Deceiver 
  342. Flaccid Flag
  343. Flag Fondler
  344. Flatulent Furor
  345. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  346. Flighty Wind
  347. Flip Flopper
  348. Flipper
  349. Flordian Fondler
  350. Flush Force One
  351. Fomentalist
  352. Fool
  353. Former Fiasco
  354. Former Government Employee
  355. Forrest Dump
  356. Forrest Trump
  357. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  358. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  359. Fraud
  360. Fraud Father
  361. Fraud Flinstone
  362. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  363. Fraudo Baggins
  364. Fraudster in Chief
  365. Fraudy Kreuger
  366. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  367. Friendless Urinal Cake
  368. Frisker-in-Chief
  369. Frisky Frisker
  370. Fruit of the Loom
  371. Fruit of the Loon
  372. Fuckface von Clownstick
  373. Full Diaper
  374. Genghis Con
  375. Ghengis Can't
  376. Giant Orange Cockroach
  377. Ginger Genghis
  378. Girth Vader
  379. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  380. Gold Yeller
  381. Golden Calf of Doom
  382. Golden Wrecking Ball
  383. Golf Lundgren
  384. GOP - Gang of Putin
  385. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  386. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  387. Government Expander
  388. Grabba the Hut
  389. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  390. Grandpa Crazypants
  391. Great Grabsby,The
  392. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  393. Great Pretender
  394. Great White Dope
  395. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  396. Grifter in Chief
  397. Grim Groper
  398. Grizzled Muppet
  399. Grope Dope
  400. Gruesome Grifter
  401. Grumpy
  402. Grumpy Donny
  403. Habañero Hitler
  404. Hagfish-in-Chief
  405. Hair Apparent
  406. Hair Force One
  407. Hair Furher
  408. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  409. Hair Hitler
  410. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  411. Ham Sandwich
  412. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  413. Hard-on Collidor
  414. Harry HuDummy
  415. Haunted Boss-Baby
  416. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  417. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  418. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  419. Hell Toupee
  420. Herr Führer Trump
  421. Herr Lugenpresse
  422. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  423. His Heinous
  424. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  425. Hospital Laundry
  426. Human Amplifier
  427. Human Combover
  428. Human Corncob
  429. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  430. Human Toupee Hybrid
  431. Humpty Trumpty
  432. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  433. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  434. Idiot Emperor
  435. Idiot's Emperor
  436. Idiot Kristallnact
  437. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  438. Il Douche
  439. Illerate Nero
  440. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  441. Impeached President
  442. Imposter President
  443. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  444. Inciter-in-Chief
  445. Inmate # PO1135809
  446. In Venmate Irate Liar
  447. Inane Interjector
  448. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  449. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  450. Individual 1
  451. Infuriator
  452. IQ45
  453. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  454. It
  455. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  456. Jabba the Gut
  457. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  458. Jabba the Putz
  459. Jack the Gripper
  460. Jackass-o-Lantern
  461. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  462. J. F. K. F. C.
  463. Job Security for Comedians
  464. John Baron
  465. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  466. John Miller
  467. Justice Perverter
  468. Karen
  469. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  470. Kermin the Fraud
  471. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  472. Kim Jong Orange
  473. King Baby Coward
  474. King Con
  475. King Leer
  476. King Moron
  477. King of Debt
  478. King of the Oompa Loompas
  479. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  480. King of the Whoppers
  481. King of Unintentional Comedy
  482. King Twit
  483. Klan Chowder
  484. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  485. K-Mart Caesar
  486. Knot Z Clown
  487. Komrade Bonespurs
  488. Komrade Kumquat
  489. Kremlin Debt
  490. Kremlin Gremlin
  491. Kumquat Despot
  492. L. Ron Chubbard
  493. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  494. Lady Fingers
  495. Lardass Tiddlywink
  496. Lard of the Lies
  497. Lardfather, The
  498. Lardo Caltreason
  499. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  500. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  501. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  502. Lemonhead Elect
  503. Less Than Zero
  504. Lex Loser
  505. Liar-in-Chief
  506. Lil Donny Moscow
  507. Lingering Orange Fart
  508. Little Donnie Sissypants
  509. Little Hands Trump
  510. Little Lady Fingers
  511. Loch Ness Fraudster
  512. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  513. Lolla Colluda
  514. Lone DeRanger
  515. Lord Commander Marmalade
  516. Lord Dampnut
  517. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  518. Lord of the Whine
  519. LOSER
  520. Loser-In-Chief
  521. Looser Lalipalloza
  522. lowercase president
  523. Lower Everything President
  524. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  525. Lyin Donald
  526. Lyin King
  527. Macaulay Sulkin'
  528. Machado Meltdown
  529. Macho McGrump
  530. Mad Man
  531. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  532. Mad Shambler
  533. Madking Littlehands
  534. Madman
  535. Maga-Lardo
  536. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  537. Malignant Mango
  538. Malignant Narcissist 
  539. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  540. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  541. Man Behind the Bronzer
  542. Manchurian Cantelope
  543. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  544. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  545. Mandarin Malignancy
  546. Mandarin Moussalini 
  547. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  548. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  549. Mango Maniac
  550. Mango Moron
  551. Mango Mussolini
  552. Mango Mysogynist
  553. Mangu Unchained
  554. Mar-a-Lardo
  555. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  556. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  557. Marmalade Mussolini
  558. Marmalade VonDouche
  559. Master Hater
  560. Mayonaise Sculpture
  561. Mayor McTreason
  562. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  563. McCheetoe Dick
  564. MEGA-low-maniac
  565. MeinHairTrump
  566. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  567. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  568. Menage-a-Treason
  569. Mentally Challenged Orange
  570. Mocro Brain
  571. Mike Pence's X-friend
  572. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  573. Minute Maid Mao
  574. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  575. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  576. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  577. Molester-in-Chief
  578. Moneydiaper McStupid
  579. Monster-in-Chief 
  580. Moron
  581. Moron von Narcissist
  582. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  583. Mount Flushmore
  584. Mountain Douche
  585. Moussolini's Taint
  586. Mr. Firepants
  587. Mr. Inappropriate
  588. My Little Phony
  589. My Little Pony
  590. Mr Tangerine Man
  591. Mrs Putin
  592. Mrs Steve Banon
  593. Mushroom Dick
  594. Mushroom Dong
  595. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  596. Nacho Nazi
  597. Name-caller in Chief
  598. Napolean Boner Pill
  599. Napolean Bonespurs
  600. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  601. Narcisyphilis
  602. Nazi
  603. Nazimodo
  604. New York Dork
  605. Nightmare-in-Chief
  606. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  607. Nocabulary
  608. Nostra Dumbass
  609. Not a Funny Joke
  610. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  611. Notorious KFC
  612. NOTUS
  613. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  614. Nylon Haired Man
  615. Oaf of Office
  616. Odius Orange
  617. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  618. Ole Yeller
  619. Old #45
  620. Old President Crazypants
  621. Old Wack Donald
  622. One Disgusting Human Being
  623. One Term Failure
  624. One Trick Phony
  625. One-Man Crime-Spree
  626. Optimus Crime
  627. Orange Abomination
  628. Orange Antichrist
  629. Orange Anus
  630. Orange Anusmouth
  631. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  632. Orange Bigot
  633. Orange Blowfish
  634. Orange Bozo
  635. Orange Caligula
  636. Orance Conman
  637. Orange Crap Baby Man
  638. Orange Devil
  639. Orange Douche Nozzle
  640. Orange Dubious Caesar
  641. Orange Egplant
  642. Orange Face
  643. Orange Foolius
  644. Orange Fruitcake
  645. Orange Imbecile
  646. Orange is the New Splat
  647. Orange Jesus
  648. Orange Julius
  649. Orange Menace
  650. Orange Messiah
  651. Orange Monster
  652. Orange Moron
  653. Orange Moronic Lothario
  654. Orange Omen of Doom
  655. Orange Pol Pot
  656. Orange Sex Pest
  657. Orange Shithole
  658. Orange Shitstain
  659. Orange Shitweasel
  660. Orange Slime
  661. Orance Slimebucket
  662. Orange Stain
  663. Orange Thousandiare
  664. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  665. Orange Turd
  666. Orange Tyrant
  667. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  668. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  669. Orange Wankmaggot 
  670. Orangina
  671. OrangeMange
  672. OranguTAN
  673. Our Former Fiasco
  674. Otto von Skidmark
  675. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  676. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  677. Pantone Beelzebub
  678. Papaya Batista
  679. Papaya Pol Pot
  680. Pariah Carey
  681. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  682. Pathetic Looser
  683. Peach Nehi President
  684. PEEotus
  685. PEEOTUS
  686. Penis Pumpkinhead
  687. Pepto-Abysmal
  688. Peril
  689. Persimmon Toddler
  690. Petulant Yam
  691. Picasso of Pettiness
  692. Piece of F***ing S**t
  693. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  694. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  695. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  696. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  697. Pinocchip President
  698. Pinocchio Todler
  699. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  700. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  701. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  702. Poop Tweeter
  703. Poopy Doodle Head
  704. Poor Loser
  705. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  706. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  707. POSOTUS
  708. Poster Child of American Decline
  709. PoutyPuss
  710. P.P.Barnum
  711. President Blowhole
  712. President Butterball
  713. President Coward
  714. President Disaster
  715. President Flim-Flam
  716. President Girth Wind and Liar
  717. President Gold Man Sucks
  718. President Grabit
  719. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  720. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  721. President Karen
  722. President Poopie-pants
  723. President Rancid Velveeta
  724. President Snowflake
  725. President Spanky McLiarFace
  726. President Tang
  727. President* Trump
  728. President Von Munchousen
  729. Presidick
  730. Pretender-in-Chief
  731. Prima Donald
  732. Prince Cheesypoof
  733. Prince of Swine
  734. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  735. Public Access Caligula
  736. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  737. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  738. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  739. Pumpkin Messiah
  740. Pumpkin Pinochet
  741. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  742. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  743. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  744. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  745. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  746. Putin’s BFF
  747. Putin's Bitch
  748. Putin's Lap Dog
  749. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  750. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  751. Putin’s Pet
  752. Putin's Whore
  753. Putino Weino
  754. Putin's Gambit
  755. Putin's Puppet
  756. Putz
  757. Quarter Flounder
  758. Queen's Reich
  759. Quisling of Queens
  760. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  761. Racist-in-Chief
  762. Racist, Sexist Pig
  763. Radioactive Idiot
  764. Rancid Garbage Pils
  765. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  766. Red Don
  767. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  768. Republican Rapture Inducer
  769. Republi-Crap
  770. Resting Crime Face
  771. Riptide of Regression
  772. Rollie Short Fingers
  773. Rome Burning in Man Form
  774. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  775. Rotten Banana
  776. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  777. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  778. Rufous Diaperdump
  779. Rufous Fuckface
  780. Rufous Tyrant
  781. Rump
  782. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  783. Ryan’s Nope
  784. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  785. Sad-itionist
  786. Salmon Sadist
  787. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  788. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  789. Say It Ain't Joe
  790. Scam Delorean
  791. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  792. Scampaigner
  793. Schmuck a' L'orange
  794. Scone Spurs
  795. Scooby Douche
  796. Scooby Coup
  797. Screaming Carot Deamon
  798. Screaming Carot Demon
  799. Scrooge McSchmuck
  800. Scrooge McTrump
  801. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  802. Scum
  803. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  804. Serial Feeler
  805. Seriously???
  806. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  807. Shady Marmalade
  808. Shakespeare of Shit
  809. Shambling Sasquatch
  810. Shameless
  811. Shameless Tweeter
  812. Sherbert Pervert
  813. Shit Hitting the Fan
  814. Shit-Show Host
  815. Shitty Show Host
  816. Shitler
  817. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  818. Silver Spoon Scion
  819. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  820. Sir Sissypants
  821. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  822. Slob Father
  823. Snathcy McGrabbin
  824. Sniffles
  825. Sniveling Sidekick
  826. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  827. Sophomoric Sniveler
  828. Soulless Nightmare
  829. Spanky
  830. Spanky McBonespurs
  831. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  832. Squid Pro Quo
  833. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  834. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  835. Stark Terror
  836. Stonewall Jackass
  837. Stuporman
  838. Suicide Bummer
  839. Sulk Hogan
  840. Suma Cum Fraude
  841. Sunburned Stalin
  842. Sunkist Stalin
  843. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  844. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  845. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  846. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  847. Swampopotamus
  848. Sweeny Fraud
  849. Sweet Potato Saddam
  850. Syphilitic Apricot
  851. T-Bag
  852. T-Dump
  853. Tainted Plaintiff 
  854. Talking Yam
  855. Tandalorian
  856. Tang Tyrant
  857. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  858. Tangerine Ball Bag
  859. Tangerine Catastrophe
  860. Tangerine Crosby
  861. Tangerine Conman
  862. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  863. Tangerine Nightmare
  864. Tangerine Nutsack
  865. Tangerine Palpatine
  866. Tangerine Shitler
  867. Tangerine Skidmark
  868. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  869. Tangerine Tornaro
  870. Tangerine Torndao
  871. Tangerine Turd
  872. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  873. Tangering Twitter Machine
  874. Tangerine Tyrant
  875. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  876. Tangerweenie
  877. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  878. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  879. Tax Darth Evader
  880. Team Treason
  881. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  882. Tefflon Donnie
  883. Temper Tantrump
  884. Terra Cotta Turdface
  885. Terrible Twitler
  886. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  887. Thankfully Out of Office!
  888. That Florida Guy
  889. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  890. The Dim Reaper
  891. The Enemy Within
  892. The Insurrectionist Within
  893. The Lyin King
  894. The Poo-Poo
  895. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  896. The Problem
  897. The Real Dim Shady
  898. The Ruinator
  899. The Trumpinator
  900. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  901. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  902. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  903. The Wrath of Con
  904. The Sexual Predator Within
  905. Thick Skinned Idiot
  906. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  907. Thousandaire
  908. Thousand-airehole
  909. Tic-Tacky Trump
  910. Tie-Coon
  911. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  912. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  913. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  914. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  915. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  916. Todler Messiah
  917. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  918. Toilet Tweeter
  919. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  920. Touped Fucktrumpet
  921. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  922. Toupée Fiasco
  923. Toxic Burger Fart
  924. Tocix Orange
  925. Traffic Cone of Treason
  926. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  927. Traitor the Hut
  928. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  929. Traitor Tot
  930. Traitor Trump
  931. Traitorous Dingleberry
  932. Trash Hole
  933. Treason Cerebro
  934. Treason Weasel
  935. Treasons Greetings
  936. Tricky Trump
  937. TrollerBird
  938. Tropicana Mussolini
  939. tRump
  940. Trump Brulée
  941. Trump Card
  942. Trumpalump
  943. Trumpamaniac
  944. Trumpanzee
  945. Trumparius
  946. Trumpasoreass Rex
  947. Trumpdozer
  948. Trumpenstein
  949. Trumpinator
  950. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  951. Trumpkopf
  952. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  953. Trumpledore
  954. Trumple-ThinSkin
  955. Trumpnazi
  956. Trumpocalypse
  957. Trumprangutang
  958. Trumptastrophe
  959. Trumpthechumps
  960. Trumpty Dumpty
  961. Trumpunzel
  962. Tufted Taliban
  963. Turd Reich
  964. TV Show Twat
  965. Tweetiloni
  966. Twice Impeached President
  967. Twitter Banned for Life
  968. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  969. Twitler Twat
  970. Twitler
  971. Two-Bit Caesar
  972. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  973. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  974. Un-American
  975. Unchained Disappointment
  976. Unchained Sedition
  977. Unhinged
  978. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  979. Un-presidented
  980. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  981. Unreality King
  982. Urine Haired Usurper
  983. Unwelcome in NY
  984. Vanilla ISIS
  985. Vanity Manatee
  986. Velveeta Tweeta
  987. Velveeta Voldemort
  988. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  989. Victim-in-Chief
  990. Village Idiot
  991. Voled-Moron
  992. Walker Taxes Evader
  993. Walking Punchline
  994. Wankpuffin
  995. Wanna-Be Dictator
  996. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  997. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  998. Waxed Gritty
  999. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1000. Weapons Grade Plum
  1001. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1002. Whiner in Chief
  1003. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1004. Whiny Little Bitch
  1005. Whiney the Coup
  1006. White Kanye
  1007. White Pride Piper
  1008. White Scrotus
  1009. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1010. Whopper with Crime
  1011. Wicked Pout Fest
  1012. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1013. Windmill Cancer King
  1014. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1015. Witless Cocksplat
  1016. Witless Wonder
  1017. World's Greatest Troll
  1018. Worst President in History
  1019. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1020. X-President
  1021. X-POTUS Poser
  1022. Yam Vader
  1023. Yellow Bluberine
  1024. YMCA-hole!
  1025. You Know Coup
  1026. Zen Master of Hate
  1027. Zit with Dark Secrets