Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Angry Creamsicle
  12. Antichrist
  13. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  14. Apricot Idi Amin
  15. Ass Menagery
  16. Ass Whole
  17. Assaulter in Chief
  18. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  19. Baby Whisper Skin
  20. Babyhands McCheetodick
  21. Backwards Pants
  22. Bad Looser
  23. Bad Tang
  24. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  25. Bald-faced Crier
  26. Bananas
  27. Barbecued Brutus
  28. Been-a-Dick Donald
  29. Bela Lugrosi
  30. Benedict Donald
  31. Biden's B**ch
  32. Bigly Loser
  33. Bigoted Billionaire
  34. Bilious Billionaire
  35. Birthir Maniac
  36. Blabbermouth Don
  37. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  38. Bloated Orange Has-been
  39. Blonde Pumpkin
  40. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  41. Bloviating Fleshbag
  42. Bloviator in Chief
  43. Blowhard
  44. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  45. Bogus POTUS
  46. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  47. Boinker Oinker
  48. Bully-in-Chief
  49. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  50. Boss Tweet
  51. Bouffant Buffoon
  52. Boychurian Candidate
  53. Bratman
  54. Bribe of Chuck
  55. Brokahantis
  56. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  57. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  58. Buttplug face
  59. Cadet Bonespurs
  60. Calamari Lips
  61. Candy Corn Kremlin
  62. Cantaloupe Caillou
  63. Cantaloupe Caligula
  64. Captain Bluster
  65. Captain Chaos
  66. Captain Ouchie Foot
  67. Captain Tantastic
  68. Carnival Barker
  69. Carrot Caligula
  70. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  71. Census Whitener
  72. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  73. Charm Vacuum
  74. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  75. Cheddar Head
  76. Cheeto Bandito
  77. Cheeto Benito
  78. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  79. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  80. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  81. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  82. Cheeto Jesus
  83. Cheeto Satan
  84. Cheeto Shitler
  85. Cheeto Voldemort
  86. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  87. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  88. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  89. Cheetoe Jesus
  90. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  91. Cheeto-In-Chief
  92. Cheetolini
  93. Cheeze Wiz
  94. Chester Molester 
  95. Chicken Littlehands
  96. Chicken Poop Head
  97. Chief Trouble
  98. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  99. Cinnamon Hitler
  100. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  101. Clan Chowder
  102. Clear and Present Danger
  103. Clown-igula
  104. Clown Prince of Politics
  105. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  106. Clueless Numpty
  107. Clueless Orange Julius
  108. Cockwomble 45
  109. Cockwombly Dotard
  110. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  111. Combover Caligula
  112. Combover Con Artist
  113. Commander in Cheat
  114. Commander in Cheese
  115. Commander in Tweet
  116. Commander-in-Grief
  117. Community Theater Strongman
  118. Complete Failure
  119. Comrad Cheetolini
  120. Comrade Cheetolino
  121. Comrade Combover
  122. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  123. Confederate Con-Artist
  124. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  125. Conspiracy Theory King
  126. Coral Babyhands
  127. Corrupt Mother F'er
  128. Corruption Master
  129. Coup-mander-in-chief
  130. CovefeFool
  131. Cowardly Lyin
  132. Creep Throat
  133. Creme de la Crazy
  134. Creme de la Dumb
  135. Crime Champ
  136. Criminal-in-Chief
  137. Crown Prince of Politwits
  138. Crybaby Prima Donald
  139. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  140. D-Bag
  141. Daddy Nobucks
  142. Daddy Warbucks
  143. Daddy's Reject
  144. Daffy Don
  145. Danger Yam
  146. Dangerous Donald
  147. Darth Cheeto
  148. Darth Hater
  149. Darth Tax Evador
  150. Deadbead Donald
  151. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  152. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  153. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  154. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  155. Demander-in-Chief
  156. Demented Popeye
  157. Dementia Donnie
  158. Der Fahrter
  159. Der Groepenfuehrer
  160. Deranged Donald
  161. Diaper Donald
  162. Aick A L'Orange
  163. Dick Tater
  164. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  165. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  166. Dingbat Donald
  167. Dire Appy
  168. Dishonest Don
  169. Divider in Chief
  170. Dodgy Donald
  171. Dolt-45
  172. Don Dementia
  173. Don Juan
  174. Don Nots
  175. Don the Con
  176. Donadolf Trumpler
  177. Donald Bin Laden
  178. Donald Chickenheart
  179. Donald Chump
  180. Donald deGonad
  181. Donald Dingbat
  182. Donald Dipshit
  183. Donald Doom
  184. Donald Douche and the Bags
  185. Donald Drumfkopf
  186. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  187. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  188. Donald Tax-Duck
  189. Donald the Insufferable
  190. Donald the Menace
  191. Donnie Bratso
  192. Donnie Doll-hands
  193. Donnie TicTac
  194. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  195. Donny Jiggly Chins
  196. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  197. Dopey Don
  198. Dotard
  199. Douche Canoe
  200. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  201. Doucheald Trump
  202. Dr. Strangelove
  203. Draft Dodger Don
  204. Dreamsicle Demon
  205. Drumpf (Original family name)
  206. Dufos Don
  207. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  208. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  209. Dumb Sauron
  210. Dumbelldore
  211. Dumbestdore
  212. DumbleDon
  213. Dumpster
  214. Dumpty Trumpty
  215. Ego Maniac
  216. El Douche
  217. El Hombre de Tang
  218. Election Looser
  219. Election Looser in Chief
  220. Emperor with no Balls
  221. Emperor with no Clothes
  222. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  223. End of Democracy
  224. Eric's Dad
  225. Failed 45
  226. Fake Pinocchio President
  227. Fanta Fascist
  228. Fanta Fascist
  229. Farcissist
  230. Fascist
  231. Faschists Friend
  232. Fascist Carnival Barker
  233. Fat Failing Donny
  234. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  235. Fat Marie Antoinette
  236. Fat Nixon
  237. Fat Putin
  238. Fatty Kreuger
  239. Feckless Pustule
  240. Feral Shulting Meatball
  241. Field Marshall Trump
  242. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  243. Filet-o-Farts
  244. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  245. F'ing Lunatic
  246. Flag Fondler
  247. Flatulent Furor
  248. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  249. Flighty Wind
  250. Flip Flopper
  251. Flipper
  252. Flordian Fondler
  253. Fomentalist
  254. Fool
  255. Former Fiasco
  256. Former Government Employee
  257. Forrest Trump
  258. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  259. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  260. Fraud
  261. Fraud Father
  262. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  263. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  264. Friendless Urinal Cake
  265. Frisker-in-Chief
  266. Frisky Frisker
  267. Fruit of the Loom
  268. Fruit of the Loon
  269. Fuckface von Clownstick
  270. Full Diaper
  271. Genghis Con
  272. Ghengis Can't
  273. Giant Orange Cockroach
  274. Ginger Genghis
  275. Girth Vader
  276. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  277. Golden Calf of Doom
  278. Golden Wrecking Ball
  279. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  280. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  281. Government Expander
  282. Grabba the Hut
  283. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  284. Grandpa Crazypants
  285. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  286. Great Pretender
  287. Great White Dope
  288. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  289. Grifter in Chief
  290. Grim Groper
  291. Grope Dope
  292. Gruesome Grifter
  293. Grumpy
  294. Grumpy Donny
  295. Habañero Hitler
  296. Hagfish-in-Chief
  297. Hair Apparent
  298. Hair Force One
  299. Hair Furher
  300. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  301. Hair Hitler
  302. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  303. Ham Sandwich
  304. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  305. Hard-on Collidor
  306. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  307. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  308. Hell Toupe
  309. Herr Führer Trump
  310. Herr Lugenpresse
  311. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  312. His Heinous
  313. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  314. Hospital Laundry
  315. Human Amplifier
  316. Human Combover
  317. Human Corncob
  318. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  319. Human Toupee Hybrid
  320. Humpty Trumpty
  321. Idiot Kristallnact
  322. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  323. Il Douche
  324. Illerate Nero
  325. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  326. Impeached President
  327. Imposter President
  328. im-POTUS
  329. Inciter-in-Chief
  330. In Vet Irate Liar
  331. Inane Interjector
  332. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  333. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  334. Individual 1
  335. Infuriator
  336. IQ45
  337. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  338. It
  339. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  340. Jabba the Gut
  341. Jack the Gripper
  342. Jackass-o-Lantern
  343. Job Security for Comedians
  344. John Baron
  345. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  346. John Miller
  347. Karen
  348. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  349. Kim Jong Orange
  350. King Baby Coward
  351. King Leer
  352. King Moron
  353. King of Debt
  354. King of the Oompa Loompas
  355. King of the Whoppers
  356. King of Unintentional Comedy
  357. King Twit
  358. Klan Chowder
  359. K-Mart Caesar
  360. Knot Z Clown
  361. Komrade Bonespurs
  362. Komrade Kumquat
  363. Kremlin Debt
  364. Kremlin Gremlin
  365. Kumquat Despot
  366. L. Ron Chubbard
  367. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  368. Lady Fingers
  369. Lard of the Lies
  370. Lardfather, The
  371. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  372. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  373. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  374. Lemonhead Elect
  375. Less Than Zero
  376. Lex Loser
  377. Lingering Orange Fart
  378. Little Donnie Sissypants
  379. Little Lady Fingers
  380. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  381. Lolla Colluda
  382. Lone DeRanger
  383. Lord Commander Marmalade
  384. Lord Dampnut
  385. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  386. Lord of the Whine
  387. LOSER
  388. Loser-In-Chief
  389. Looser Lalipalloza
  390. lowercase president
  391. Lower Everything President
  392. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  393. Lyin King
  394. Macaulay Sulkin'
  395. Machado Meltdown
  396. Macho McGrump
  397. Mad Man
  398. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  399. Mad Shambler
  400. Madking Littlehands
  401. Madman
  402. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  403. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  404. Man Behind the Bronzer
  405. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  406. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  407. Mandarine Malignancy
  408. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  409. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  410. Mango Maniac
  411. Mango Moron
  412. Mango Mussolini
  413. Mango Mysogynist
  414. Mangu Unchained
  415. Mar-a-Lardo
  416. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  417. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  418. Marmalade Mussolini
  419. Marmalade VonDouche
  420. Master Hater
  421. Mayonaise Sculpture
  422. Mayor McTreason
  423. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  424. MEGA-low-maniac
  425. MeinHairTrump
  426. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  427. Melania's Soon-to-be-x
  428. Mike Pence's X-friend
  429. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  430. Minute Maid Mao
  431. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  432. Molester-in-Chief
  433. Moneydiaper McStupid
  434. Monster-in-Chief 
  435. Moron
  436. Moron von Narcissist
  437. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  438. Mount Flushmore
  439. Moussolini's Taint
  440. Mr. Firepants
  441. Mr. Inappropriate
  442. Mrs Putin
  443. Mrs Steve Banon
  444. Mushroom Dick
  445. Nacho Nazi
  446. Name-caller in Chief
  447. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  448. Narcisyphilis
  449. Nazi
  450. Nazimodo
  451. New York Dork
  452. Nightmare-in-Chief
  453. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  454. Nocabulary
  455. Not a Funny Joke
  456. NOTUS
  457. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  458. Nylon Haired Man
  459. Oaf of Office
  460. Odius Orange
  461. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  462. Ole Yeller
  463. Old Wack Donald
  464. One Disgusting Human Being
  465. One Term Failure
  466. One-Man Crime-Spree
  467. Orange Abomination
  468. Orange Antichrist
  469. Orange Anus
  470. Orange Anusmouth
  471. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  472. Orange Blowfish
  473. Orange Bozo
  474. Orange Caligula
  475. Orance Conman
  476. Orange Crap Baby Man
  477. Orange Devil
  478. Orange Douche Nozzle
  479. Orange Dubious Caesar
  480. Orange Egplant 
  481. Orange Foolius
  482. Orange Imbecile
  483. Orange is the New Splat
  484. Orange Julius
  485. Orange Menace
  486. Orange Messiah
  487. Orange Moron
  488. Orange Omen of Doom
  489. Orange Sex Pest
  490. Orange Shithole
  491. Orange Shitstain
  492. Orange Shitweasel
  493. Orange Slime
  494. Orance Slimebucket
  495. Orange Stain
  496. Orange Thousandiare
  497. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  498. Orange Turd
  499. Orange Tyrant
  500. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  501. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  502. Orange Wankmaggot 
  503. Orangina
  504. OrangeMange
  505. OranguTAN
  506. Our Former Fiasco
  507. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  508. Pantone Beelzebub
  509. Papaya Batista
  510. Papaya Pol Pot
  511. Pariah Carey
  512. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  513. Pathetic Looser
  514. Peach Nehi President
  515. PEEotus
  516. PEEOTUS
  517. Penis Pumpkinhead
  518. Peril
  519. Persimmon Toddler
  520. Petulant Yam
  521. Picasso of Pettiness
  522. Piece of F***ing S**t
  523. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  524. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  525. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  526. Pinocchip President
  527. Pinocchio Todler
  528. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  529. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  530. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  531. Poor Loser
  532. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  533. POSOTUS
  534. Poster Child of American Decline
  535. PoutyPuss
  536. President Blowhole
  537. President Coward
  538. President Disaster
  539. President Flim-Flam
  540. President Gold Man Sucks
  541. President Grabit
  542. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  543. President Karen
  544. President Rancid Velveeta
  545. President Snowflake
  546. President Tang
  547. President Von Munchousen
  548. Presidick
  549. Pretender-in-Chief
  550. Prima Donald
  551. Prince Cheesypoof
  552. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  553. Public Access Caligula
  554. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  555. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  556. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  557. Pumpkin Messiah
  558. Pumpkin Pinochet
  559. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  560. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  561. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  562. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  563. Putin’s BFF
  564. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  565. Putin’s Pet
  566. Putino Weino
  567. Putin's Gambit
  568. Putin's Puppet
  569. Putz
  570. Quarter Flounder
  571. Queen's Reich
  572. Quisling of Queens
  573. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  574. Racist-in-Chief
  575. Racist, Sexist Pig
  576. Radioactive Idiot
  577. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  578. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  579. Republican Rapture Inducer
  580. Resting Crime Face
  581. Riptide of Regression
  582. Rollie Short Fingers
  583. Rome Burning in Man Form
  584. Rotten Banana
  585. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  586. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  587. Rufous Diaperdump
  588. Rufous Fuckface
  589. Rufous Tyrant
  590. Rump
  591. Ryan’s Nope
  592. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  593. Sad-itionist
  594. Salmon Sadist
  595. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  596. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  597. Scampaigner
  598. Scooby Coup
  599. Screaming Carot Deamon
  600. Screaming Carot Demon
  601. Scrooge McTrump
  602. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  603. Scum
  604. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  605. Serial Feeler
  606. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  607. Shady Marmalade
  608. Shakespeare of Shit
  609. Shambling Sasquatch
  610. Sherbert Pervert
  611. Shit-Show Host
  612. Shitty Show Host
  613. Shitler
  614. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  615. Silver Spoon Scion
  616. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  617. Sir Sissypants
  618. Slob Father
  619. Snathcy McGrabbin
  620. Sniffles
  621. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  622. Sophomoric Sniveler
  623. Spanky McBonespurs
  624. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  625. Squid Pro Quo
  626. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  627. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  628. Stark Terror
  629. Stuporman
  630. Suicide Bummer
  631. Suma Cum Fraude
  632. Sunburned Stalin
  633. Sunkist Stalin
  634. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  635. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  636. Swampopotamus
  637. Sweeny Fraud
  638. Sweet Potato Saddam
  639. Syphilitic Apricot
  640. Talking Yam
  641. Tang Tyrant
  642. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  643. Tangerine Ball Bag
  644. Tangerine Catastrophe
  645. Tangerine Crosby
  646. Tangerine Conman
  647. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  648. Tangerine Nutsack
  649. Tangerine Palpatine
  650. Tangerine Shitler
  651. Tangerine Skidmark
  652. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  653. Tangerine Tornaro
  654. Tangerine Torndao
  655. Tangerine Turd
  656. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  657. Tangerine Tyrant
  658. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  659. Tangerweenie
  660. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  661. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  662. Team Treason
  663. Tefflon Donnie
  664. Temper Tantrump
  665. Terra Cotta Turdface
  666. Terrible Twitler
  667. Thankfully Out of Office!
  668. That Florida Guy
  669. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  670. The Lyin King
  671. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  672. The Problem
  673. The Ruinator
  674. The Trumpinator
  675. Thick Skinned Idiot
  676. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  677. Thousandaire
  678. Thousand-airehole
  679. Tic-Tacky Trump
  680. Tie-Coon
  681. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  682. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  683. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  684. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  685. Todler Messiah 
  686. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  687. Touped Fucktrumpet
  688. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  689. Toupée Fiasco
  690. Traffic Cone of Treason
  691. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  692. Traitor the Hut
  693. Treason Weasel
  694. Treasons Greetings
  695. Tricky Trump
  696. TrollerBird
  697. Tropicana Mussolini
  698. tRump
  699. Trump Brulée
  700. Trump Card
  701. Trumpalump
  702. Trumpamaniac
  703. Trumpanzee
  704. Trumparius
  705. Trumpasoreass Rex
  706. Trumpdozer
  707. Trumpenstein
  708. Trumpinator
  709. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  710. Trumpkopf
  711. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  712. Trumpledore
  713. Trumple-ThinSkin
  714. Trumpnazi
  715. Trumpocalypse
  716. Trumprangutang
  717. Trumptastrophe
  718. Trumpthechumps
  719. Trumpty Dumpty
  720. Tufted Taliban
  721. Turd Reich
  722. Tweetiloni
  723. Twice Impeached President
  724. Twitter Banned for Life
  725. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  726. Twitler Twat
  727. Twitler
  728. Two-Bit Caesar
  729. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  730. Un-American
  731. Unchained Disappointment
  732. Unchained Sedition
  733. Unhinged
  734. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  735. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  736. Unreality King
  737. Urine Haired Usurper
  738. Unwelcome in NY
  739. Vanilla ISIS
  740. Velveeta Tweeta
  741. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  742. Victim-in-Chief
  743. Village Idiot
  744. Voled-Moron
  745. Walker Taxes Evader
  746. Walking Punchline
  747. Wankpuffin
  748. Wann-Be Dictator
  749. Waxed Gritty
  750. Weapons Grade Plum
  751. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  752. Whiner in Chief
  753. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  754. Whiny Little Bitch
  755. Whiney the Coup
  756. White Kanye
  757. White Pride Piper
  758. Whited Sepulchre, The
  759. Whopper with Crime
  760. Wicked Pout Fest
  761. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  762. Witless Cocksplat
  763. Witless Wonder
  764. World's Greatest Troll
  765. Worst President in History
  766. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  767. X-President
  768. X-POTUS Poser
  769. Yam Vader
  770. Yellow Bluberine
  771. YMCA-hole!
  772. Zen Master of Hate