Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby Whisper Skin
  21. Babyhands McCheetodick
  22. Backwards Pants
  23. Bad Looser
  24. Bad Tang
  25. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  26. Bald-faced Crier
  27. Bananas
  28. Barbarian at the Debate
  29. Barbecued Brutus
  30. Been-a-Dick Donald
  31. Bela Lugrosi
  32. Benedict Donald
  33. Biden's B**ch
  34. Big Donald
  35. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  36. Bigly Loser
  37. Bigoted Billionaire
  38. Bilious Billionaire
  39. Birthir Maniac
  40. Blabbermouth Don
  41. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  42. Bloated Orange Has-been
  43. Blonde Pumpkin
  44. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  45. Bloviating Fleshbag
  46. Bloviator in Chief
  47. Blowhard
  48. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  49. Bogus POTUS
  50. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  51. Boiled Maniac
  52. Boinker Oinker
  53. Boldfinger
  54. Boss Tweety
  55. Bully-in-Chief
  56. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  57. Boss Tweet
  58. Bouffant Buffoon
  59. Boychurian Candidate
  60. Bratman
  61. Bribe of Chuck
  62. Bribe of Chunky
  63. Brokahantis
  64. Bully Boy
  65. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  66. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  67. Bushman
  68. Butternut Berlusconi 
  69. Buttplug face
  70. Cadet Bonespurs
  71. Calamari Lips
  72. Cancer in a Wig
  73. Candy Corn Kremlin
  74. Cantaloupe Caillou
  75. Cantaloupe Caligula
  76. Captain Bluster
  77. Captain Chaos
  78. Captain Ouchie Foot
  79. Captain Outrageous
  80. Captain Tantastic
  81. Carnival Barker
  82. Carrot Caligula
  83. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  84. Census Whitener
  85. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  86. Charm Vacuum
  87. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  88. Cheddar Boy
  89. Cheddar Head
  90. Cheeto Bandito
  91. Cheeto Benito
  92. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  93. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  94. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  95. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  96. Cheeto Jesus
  97. Cheeto Satan
  98. Cheeto Shitler
  99. Cheeto Voldemort
  100. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  101. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  102. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  103. Cheetoe Jesus
  104. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  105. Cheeto-In-Chief
  106. Cheetolini
  107. Cheeze Wiz
  108. Chester Molester 
  109. Chicken Littlehands
  110. Chicken Poop Head
  111. Chief Trouble
  112. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  113. Cinnamon Hitler
  114. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  115. Clan Chowder
  116. Clear and Present Danger
  117. Clown-igula
  118. Clown Prince of Politics
  119. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  120. Clueless Numpty
  121. Clueless Orange Julius
  122. Cockwomble 45
  123. Cockwombly Dotard
  124. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  125. Combover Caligula
  126. Combover Con Artist
  127. Commander in Cheat
  128. Commander in Cheese
  129. Commander in Tweet
  130. Commander-in-Grief
  131. Community Theater Strongman
  132. Complete Failure
  133. Comrad Cheetolini
  134. Comrade Cheetolino
  135. Comrade Combover
  136. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  137. Confederate Con-Artist
  138. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  139. Conspiracy Theory King
  140. Cookie Pants
  141. Coral Babyhands
  142. Corrupt Mother F'er
  143. Corruption Master
  144. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  145. Coupthulu
  146. Coup-mander-in-chief
  147. CovefeFool
  148. Cowardly Lyin
  149. Creep Throat
  150. Creme de la Crazy
  151. Creme de la Dumb
  152. Crime Champ
  153. Criminal-in-Chief
  154. Crown Prince of Politwits
  155. Crybaby Prima Donald
  156. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  157. D-Bag
  158. Daddy Nobucks
  159. Daddy Warbucks
  160. Daddy's Reject
  161. Daffy Don
  162. Danger Yam
  163. Dangerous Donald
  164. Darth Cheeto
  165. Darth Hater
  166. Darth Tax Evador
  167. Deadbead Donald
  168. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  169. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  170. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  171. Delirious Treasons 
  172. Delusion Paluza
  173. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  174. Demander-in-Chief
  175. Demented Popeye
  176. Dementia Donnie
  177. Der Fahrter
  178. Der Groepenfuehrer
  179. Deranged Donald
  180. Diaper Donald
  181. Aick A L'Orange
  182. Dick Tater
  183. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  184. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  185. Dingbat Donald
  186. Dingus Con
  187. Dire Appy
  188. Dishonest Don
  189. DisHonor System
  190. Divider in Chief
  191. Dodgy Donald
  192. Dolt-45
  193. Don Dementia
  194. Don Juan
  195. Don Nots
  196. Don the Con
  197. Donadolf Trumpler
  198. Donald Bin Laden
  199. Donald Chickenheart
  200. Donald Chump
  201. Donald deGonad
  202. Donald Dingbat
  203. Donald Dipshit
  204. Donald Doom
  205. Donald Douche and the Bags
  206. Donald Drumfkopf
  207. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  208. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  209. Donald Tax-Duck
  210. Donald the Insufferable
  211. Donald the Menace
  212. Donnie Bratso
  213. Donnie Doll-hands
  214. Donnie TicTac
  215. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  216. Donny Jiggly Chins
  217. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  218. Dopey Don
  219. Dotard
  220. Douche Bigalow
  221. Douche Canoe
  222. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  223. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  224. Doucheald Trump
  225. Dr. Strangelove
  226. Draft Dodger Don
  227. Dreamsicle Demon
  228. Drumpf (Original family name)
  229. Dubious Caesar 
  230. Dufos Don
  231. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  232. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  233. Dumb Sauron
  234. Dumbelldore
  235. Dumbestdore
  236. DumbleDon
  237. Dumpster
  238. Dumpty Trumpty
  239. Ego Maniac
  240. El Douche
  241. El Hombre de Tang
  242. Election Looser
  243. Election Looser in Chief
  244. Emperor with no Balls
  245. Emperor with no Clothes
  246. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  247. End of Democracy
  248. Eric's Dad
  249. Failed 45
  250. Fake Pinocchio President
  251. Fanta Fascist
  252. Fanta Fascist
  253. Farcissist
  254. Fascist
  255. Faschists Friend
  256. Fascist Carnival Barker
  257. Fat Failing Donny
  258. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  259. Fat Marie Antoinette
  260. Fat Nixon
  261. Fat Putin
  262. Fatty Kreuger
  263. Feckless Pustule
  264. Feral Shulting Meatball
  265. Field Marshall Trump
  266. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  267. Filet-o-Farts
  268. Filet-o-Fool
  269. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  270. F'ing Lunatic
  271. Flaccid Flag
  272. Flag Fondler
  273. Flatulent Furor
  274. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  275. Flighty Wind
  276. Flip Flopper
  277. Flipper
  278. Flordian Fondler
  279. Fomentalist
  280. Fool
  281. Former Fiasco
  282. Former Government Employee
  283. Forrest Trump
  284. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  285. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  286. Fraud
  287. Fraud Father
  288. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  289. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  290. Friendless Urinal Cake
  291. Frisker-in-Chief
  292. Frisky Frisker
  293. Fruit of the Loom
  294. Fruit of the Loon
  295. Fuckface von Clownstick
  296. Full Diaper
  297. Genghis Con
  298. Ghengis Can't
  299. Giant Orange Cockroach
  300. Ginger Genghis
  301. Girth Vader
  302. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  303. Golden Calf of Doom
  304. Golden Wrecking Ball
  305. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  306. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  307. Government Expander
  308. Grabba the Hut
  309. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  310. Grandpa Crazypants
  311. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  312. Great Pretender
  313. Great White Dope
  314. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  315. Grifter in Chief
  316. Grim Groper
  317. Grope Dope
  318. Gruesome Grifter
  319. Grumpy
  320. Grumpy Donny
  321. Habañero Hitler
  322. Hagfish-in-Chief
  323. Hair Apparent
  324. Hair Force One
  325. Hair Furher
  326. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  327. Hair Hitler
  328. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  329. Ham Sandwich
  330. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  331. Hard-on Collidor
  332. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  333. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  334. Hell Toupe
  335. Herr Führer Trump
  336. Herr Lugenpresse
  337. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  338. His Heinous
  339. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  340. Hospital Laundry
  341. Human Amplifier
  342. Human Combover
  343. Human Corncob
  344. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  345. Human Toupee Hybrid
  346. Humpty Trumpty
  347. Idiot Kristallnact
  348. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  349. Il Douche
  350. Illerate Nero
  351. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  352. Impeached President
  353. Imposter President
  354. im-POTUS
  355. Inciter-in-Chief
  356. In Vet Irate Liar
  357. Inane Interjector
  358. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  359. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  360. Individual 1
  361. Infuriator
  362. IQ45
  363. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  364. It
  365. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  366. Jabba the Gut
  367. Jack the Gripper
  368. Jackass-o-Lantern
  369. Job Security for Comedians
  370. John Baron
  371. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  372. John Miller
  373. Karen
  374. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  375. Kim Jong Orange
  376. King Baby Coward
  377. King Leer
  378. King Moron
  379. King of Debt
  380. King of the Oompa Loompas
  381. King of the Whoppers
  382. King of Unintentional Comedy
  383. King Twit
  384. Klan Chowder
  385. K-Mart Caesar
  386. Knot Z Clown
  387. Komrade Bonespurs
  388. Komrade Kumquat
  389. Kremlin Debt
  390. Kremlin Gremlin
  391. Kumquat Despot
  392. L. Ron Chubbard
  393. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  394. Lady Fingers
  395. Lard of the Lies
  396. Lardfather, The
  397. Lardo Caltreason
  398. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  399. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  400. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  401. Lemonhead Elect
  402. Less Than Zero
  403. Lex Loser
  404. Liar-in-Chief
  405. Lingering Orange Fart
  406. Little Donnie Sissypants
  407. Little Lady Fingers
  408. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  409. Lolla Colluda
  410. Lone DeRanger
  411. Lord Commander Marmalade
  412. Lord Dampnut
  413. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  414. Lord of the Whine
  415. LOSER
  416. Loser-In-Chief
  417. Looser Lalipalloza
  418. lowercase president
  419. Lower Everything President
  420. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  421. Lyin King
  422. Macaulay Sulkin'
  423. Machado Meltdown
  424. Macho McGrump
  425. Mad Man
  426. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  427. Mad Shambler
  428. Madking Littlehands
  429. Madman
  430. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  431. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  432. Man Behind the Bronzer
  433. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  434. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  435. Mandarine Malignancy
  436. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  437. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  438. Mango Maniac
  439. Mango Moron
  440. Mango Mussolini
  441. Mango Mysogynist
  442. Mangu Unchained
  443. Mar-a-Lardo
  444. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  445. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  446. Marmalade Mussolini
  447. Marmalade VonDouche
  448. Master Hater
  449. Mayonaise Sculpture
  450. Mayor McTreason
  451. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  452. MEGA-low-maniac
  453. MeinHairTrump
  454. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  455. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  456. Mocro Brain
  457. Mike Pence's X-friend
  458. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  459. Minute Maid Mao
  460. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  461. Molester-in-Chief
  462. Moneydiaper McStupid
  463. Monster-in-Chief 
  464. Moron
  465. Moron von Narcissist
  466. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  467. Mount Flushmore
  468. Moussolini's Taint
  469. Mr. Firepants
  470. Mr. Inappropriate
  471. My Little Phony
  472. My Little Pony
  473. Mrs Putin
  474. Mrs Steve Banon
  475. Mushroom Dick
  476. Mushroom Dong
  477. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  478. Nacho Nazi
  479. Name-caller in Chief
  480. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  481. Narcisyphilis
  482. Nazi
  483. Nazimodo
  484. New York Dork
  485. Nightmare-in-Chief
  486. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  487. Nocabulary
  488. Not a Funny Joke
  489. NOTUS
  490. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  491. Nylon Haired Man
  492. Oaf of Office
  493. Odius Orange
  494. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  495. Ole Yeller
  496. Old #45
  497. Old Wack Donald
  498. One Disgusting Human Being
  499. One Term Failure
  500. One-Man Crime-Spree
  501. Orange Abomination
  502. Orange Antichrist
  503. Orange Anus
  504. Orange Anusmouth
  505. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  506. Orange Blowfish
  507. Orange Bozo
  508. Orange Caligula
  509. Orance Conman
  510. Orange Crap Baby Man
  511. Orange Devil
  512. Orange Douche Nozzle
  513. Orange Dubious Caesar
  514. Orange Egplant 
  515. Orange Foolius
  516. Orange Imbecile
  517. Orange is the New Splat
  518. Orange Julius
  519. Orange Menace
  520. Orange Messiah
  521. Orange Moron
  522. Orange Omen of Doom
  523. Orange Pol Pot
  524. Orange Sex Pest
  525. Orange Shithole
  526. Orange Shitstain
  527. Orange Shitweasel
  528. Orange Slime
  529. Orance Slimebucket
  530. Orange Stain
  531. Orange Thousandiare
  532. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  533. Orange Turd
  534. Orange Tyrant
  535. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  536. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  537. Orange Wankmaggot 
  538. Orangina
  539. OrangeMange
  540. OranguTAN
  541. Our Former Fiasco
  542. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  543. Pantone Beelzebub
  544. Papaya Batista
  545. Papaya Pol Pot
  546. Pariah Carey
  547. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  548. Pathetic Looser
  549. Peach Nehi President
  550. PEEotus
  551. PEEOTUS
  552. Penis Pumpkinhead
  553. Peril
  554. Persimmon Toddler
  555. Petulant Yam
  556. Picasso of Pettiness
  557. Piece of F***ing S**t
  558. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  559. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  560. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  561. Pinocchip President
  562. Pinocchio Todler
  563. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  564. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  565. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  566. Poor Loser
  567. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  568. POSOTUS
  569. Poster Child of American Decline
  570. PoutyPuss
  571. President Blowhole
  572. President Butterball
  573. President Coward
  574. President Disaster
  575. President Flim-Flam
  576. President Girth Wind and Liar
  577. President Gold Man Sucks
  578. President Grabit
  579. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  580. President Karen
  581. President Poopie-pants
  582. President Rancid Velveeta
  583. President Snowflake
  584. President Tang
  585. President Von Munchousen
  586. Presidick
  587. Pretender-in-Chief
  588. Prima Donald
  589. Prince Cheesypoof
  590. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  591. Public Access Caligula
  592. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  593. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  594. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  595. Pumpkin Messiah
  596. Pumpkin Pinochet
  597. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  598. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  599. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  600. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  601. Putin’s BFF
  602. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  603. Putin’s Pet
  604. Putino Weino
  605. Putin's Gambit
  606. Putin's Puppet
  607. Putz
  608. Quarter Flounder
  609. Queen's Reich
  610. Quisling of Queens
  611. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  612. Racist-in-Chief
  613. Racist, Sexist Pig
  614. Radioactive Idiot
  615. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  616. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  617. Republican Rapture Inducer
  618. Resting Crime Face
  619. Riptide of Regression
  620. Rollie Short Fingers
  621. Rome Burning in Man Form
  622. Rotten Banana
  623. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  624. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  625. Rufous Diaperdump
  626. Rufous Fuckface
  627. Rufous Tyrant
  628. Rump
  629. Ryan’s Nope
  630. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  631. Sad-itionist
  632. Salmon Sadist
  633. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  634. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  635. Say It Ain't Joe
  636. Scampaigner
  637. Schmuck a' L'orange
  638. Scooby Coup
  639. Screaming Carot Deamon
  640. Screaming Carot Demon
  641. Scrooge McSchmuck
  642. Scrooge McTrump
  643. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  644. Scum
  645. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  646. Serial Feeler
  647. Seriously???
  648. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  649. Shady Marmalade
  650. Shakespeare of Shit
  651. Shambling Sasquatch
  652. Sherbert Pervert
  653. Shit Hitting the Fan
  654. Shit-Show Host
  655. Shitty Show Host
  656. Shitler
  657. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  658. Silver Spoon Scion
  659. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  660. Sir Sissypants
  661. Slob Father
  662. Snathcy McGrabbin
  663. Sniffles
  664. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  665. Sophomoric Sniveler
  666. Soulless Nightmare
  667. Spanky McBonespurs
  668. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  669. Squid Pro Quo
  670. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  671. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  672. Stark Terror
  673. Stuporman
  674. Suicide Bummer
  675. Sulk Hogan
  676. Suma Cum Fraude
  677. Sunburned Stalin
  678. Sunkist Stalin
  679. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  680. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  681. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  682. Swampopotamus
  683. Sweeny Fraud
  684. Sweet Potato Saddam
  685. Syphilitic Apricot
  686. Talking Yam
  687. Tang Tyrant
  688. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  689. Tangerine Ball Bag
  690. Tangerine Catastrophe
  691. Tangerine Crosby
  692. Tangerine Conman
  693. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  694. Tangerine Nutsack
  695. Tangerine Palpatine
  696. Tangerine Shitler
  697. Tangerine Skidmark
  698. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  699. Tangerine Tornaro
  700. Tangerine Torndao
  701. Tangerine Turd
  702. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  703. Tangerine Tyrant
  704. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  705. Tangerweenie
  706. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  707. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  708. Tax Darth Evader
  709. Team Treason
  710. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  711. Tefflon Donnie
  712. Temper Tantrump
  713. Terra Cotta Turdface
  714. Terrible Twitler
  715. TFG = The Former Guy
  716. Thankfully Out of Office!
  717. That Florida Guy
  718. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  719. The Lyin King
  720. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  721. The Problem
  722. The Ruinator
  723. The Trumpinator
  724. Thick Skinned Idiot
  725. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  726. Thousandaire
  727. Thousand-airehole
  728. Tic-Tacky Trump
  729. Tie-Coon
  730. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  731. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  732. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  733. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  734. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  735. Todler Messiah 
  736. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  737. Touped Fucktrumpet
  738. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  739. Toupée Fiasco
  740. Traffic Cone of Treason
  741. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  742. Traitor the Hut
  743. Trash Hole
  744. Treason Weasel
  745. Treasons Greetings
  746. Tricky Trump
  747. TrollerBird
  748. Tropicana Mussolini
  749. tRump
  750. Trump Brulée
  751. Trump Card
  752. Trumpalump
  753. Trumpamaniac
  754. Trumpanzee
  755. Trumparius
  756. Trumpasoreass Rex
  757. Trumpdozer
  758. Trumpenstein
  759. Trumpinator
  760. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  761. Trumpkopf
  762. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  763. Trumpledore
  764. Trumple-ThinSkin
  765. Trumpnazi
  766. Trumpocalypse
  767. Trumprangutang
  768. Trumptastrophe
  769. Trumpthechumps
  770. Trumpty Dumpty
  771. Tufted Taliban
  772. Turd Reich
  773. Tweetiloni
  774. Twice Impeached President
  775. Twitter Banned for Life
  776. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  777. Twitler Twat
  778. Twitler
  779. Two-Bit Caesar
  780. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  781. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  782. Un-American
  783. Unchained Disappointment
  784. Unchained Sedition
  785. Unhinged
  786. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  787. Un-presidented
  788. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  789. Unreality King
  790. Urine Haired Usurper
  791. Unwelcome in NY
  792. Vanilla ISIS
  793. Vanity Manatee
  794. Velveeta Tweeta
  795. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  796. Victim-in-Chief
  797. Village Idiot
  798. Voled-Moron
  799. Walker Taxes Evader
  800. Walking Punchline
  801. Wankpuffin
  802. Wann-Be Dictator
  803. Waxed Gritty
  804. Weapons Grade Plum
  805. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  806. Whiner in Chief
  807. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  808. Whiny Little Bitch
  809. Whiney the Coup
  810. White Kanye
  811. White Pride Piper
  812. Whited Sepulchre, The
  813. Whopper with Crime
  814. Wicked Pout Fest
  815. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  816. Witless Cocksplat
  817. Witless Wonder
  818. World's Greatest Troll
  819. Worst President in History
  820. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  821. X-President
  822. X-POTUS Poser
  823. Yam Vader
  824. Yellow Bluberine
  825. YMCA-hole!
  826. Zen Master of Hate