Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate? 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby-man
  21. Baby Whisper Skin
  22. Babyhands McCheetodick
  23. Backwards Pants
  24. Bad Looser
  25. Bad Tang
  26. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  27. Baldamort
  28. Bald-faced Crier
  29. Batta Blast
  30. Banana Republican
  31. Bananas
  32. Barbarian at the Debate
  33. Barbecued Brutus
  34. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  35. Been-a-Dick Donald
  36. Bela Lugrosi
  37. Benedict Donald
  38. Biden's B**ch
  39. Big Donald
  40. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  41. Bigly Loser
  42. Bigoted Billionaire
  43. Bilious Billionaire
  44. Bimbo Chaser
  45. Birther Maniac
  46. Blabbermouth Don
  47. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  48. Bloated Orange Has-been
  49. Bloatus
  50. Blonde Pumpkin
  51. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  52. Bloviating Fleshbag
  53. Bloviator in Chief
  54. Blowhard
  55. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  56. Bogus POTUS
  57. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  58. Boiled Maniac
  59. Boinker Oinker
  60. Boldfinger
  61. Bonespurs McFraudster
  62. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  63. Boss Tweety
  64. Bully-in-Chief
  65. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  66. Boss Tweet
  67. Bouffant Buffoon
  68. Boychurian Candidate
  69. Bratman
  70. Bribe of Chuck
  71. Bribe of Chunky
  72. Brokahantis
  73. Bully Boy
  74. Burger Fondler
  75. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  76. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  77. Bushman
  78. Butternut Berlusconi 
  79. Buttplug face
  80. Cadet Bonespurs
  81. Calamari Lips
  82. Cancer in a Wig
  83. Candy Corn Kremlin
  84. Cantaloupe Caillou
  85. Cantaloupe Caligula
  86. Captain Bluster
  87. Captain Chaos
  88. Captain Ouchie Foot
  89. Captain Outrageous
  90. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  91. Captain Tantastic
  92. Carnival Barker
  93. Carrot Caligula
  94. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  95. Census Whitener
  96. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  97. Charm Vacuum
  98. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  99. Cheat Loaf
  100. Cheddar Boy
  101. Cheddar Head
  102. Cheeto Bandito
  103. Cheeto Benito
  104. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  105. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  106. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  107. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  108. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  109. Cheeto Jesus
  110. Cheeto Satan
  111. Cheeto Shitler
  112. Cheeto Voldemort
  113. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  114. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  115. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  116. Cheetoe Jesus
  117. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  118. Cheeto-In-Chief
  119. Cheetolini
  120. Cheeze Wiz
  121. Chester Molester 
  122. Chunk Norris
  123. Chicken Littlehands
  124. Chicken Poop Head
  125. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  126. Chief Baby-Hands
  127. Chief Trouble
  128. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  129. Chunk Norris
  130. Cinnamon Hitler
  131. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  132. Clan Chowder
  133. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  134. Clear and Present Danger
  135. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  136. Clown-igula
  137. Clown Prince of Politics
  138. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  139. Clueless Numpty
  140. Clueless Orange Julius
  141. Cockwomble 45
  142. Cockwombly Dotard
  143. Cockwork (not) Orange
  144. Code Red Fascist 
  145. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  146. Colonel Scammers
  147. Colonel Slanders
  148. Combover Caligula
  149. Combover Con Artist
  150. Commander in Cheat
  151. Commander in Cheese
  152. Commander in Tweet
  153. Commander-in-Grief
  154. Community Theater Strongman
  155. Complete Failure
  156. Comrad Cheetolini
  157. Comrade Cheetolino
  158. Comrade Combover
  159. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  160. Confederate Con-Artist
  161. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  162. Conspiracy Theory King
  163. Cotton Candy Hair
  164. Cookie Pants
  165. Coral Babyhands
  166. Corrupt Mother F'er
  167. Corruption Master
  168. Count of Mostly Crisco
  169. Coup-a-Loompa
  170. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  171. Coup-Coup Crazy
  172. Coup-ssolini
  173. Coupthulu
  174. Coup-mander-in-chief
  175. CovefeFool
  176. Cowardly Lyin
  177. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  178. Craziest President
  179. Creep a l'Orange
  180. Creep Throat
  181. Creme de la Crazy
  182. Creme de la Creep
  183. Creme de la Dumb
  184. Crime Champ
  185. Criminal-in-Chief
  186. Crown Prince of Politwits
  187. Crybaby Prima Donald
  188. Cult-45
  189. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  190. D-Bag
  191. Daddy Nobucks
  192. Daddy Warbucks
  193. Daddy's Reject
  194. Daffy Don
  195. Danger Yam
  196. Dangerous Donald
  197. Darth Cheeto
  198. Darth Hater
  199. Darth Tax Evador
  200. Darth Traitor 
  201. Deadbead Donald
  202. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  203. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  204. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  205. Delirious Treasons 
  206. Delusion Paluza
  207. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  208. Demander-in-Chief
  209. Demented Popeye
  210. Dementia Donnie
  211. Depressed Testicle
  212. Der Fahrter
  213. Der Groepenfuehrer
  214. Deranged Donald
  215. Despot Cheetoe
  216. Detached from Reality
  217. Diaper Donald
  218. Dick A L'Orange
  219. Dick Tater
  220. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  221. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  222. Dingbat Donald
  223. Dingus Con
  224. Dingus ex Machina
  225. Dire Appy
  226. Dishonest Don
  227. DisHonor System
  228. Divider in Chief
  229. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  230. Dodgy Donald
  231. Dolt-45
  232. Don Dementia
  233. Don Juan
  234. Don Nots
  235. Don the Con
  236. Donadolf Trumpler
  237. Donald Bin Laden
  238. Donald Chickenheart
  239. Donald Chump
  240. Donald deGonad
  241. Donald Dingbat
  242. Donald Dipshit
  243. Donald Doom
  244. Donald Douche and the Bags
  245. Donald Drumfkopf
  246. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  247. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  248. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  249. Donald Tax-Duck
  250. Donald the Insufferable
  251. Donald the Menace
  252. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  253. Donnie Bratso
  254. Donnie Doll-hands
  255. Donnie TicTac
  256. Donny Crapple Seed
  257. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  258. Donny Jiggly Chins
  259. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  260. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  261. Dopey Don
  262. Dotard
  263. Douche a'Lorange
  264. Douche Bigalow
  265. Douche Canoe
  266. Douche of Hazard
  267. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  268. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  269. Doucheald Trump
  270. Dr. Strangelove
  271. Draft Dodger Don
  272. Dreamsicle Demon
  273. Droolius Geezer
  274. Drumpf (Original family name)
  275. Dubious Caesar 
  276. Dufos Don
  277. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  278. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  279. Dumb Sauron
  280. Dumbelldore
  281. Dumbestdore
  282. DumbleDon
  283. Dumpster
  284. Dumpty Trumpty
  285. Ego Maniac
  286. El Crappy Tan
  287. El Creepo
  288. El Douche
  289. El Hombre de Tang
  290. Election Looser
  291. Election Looser in Chief
  292. Emperor with no Balls
  293. Emperor with no Clothes
  294. Emperor with no Clue
  295. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  296. End of Democracy
  297. Eric's Dad
  298. Exhibit A-hole
  299. Existential Threat to Democracy
  300. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  301. Failed 45
  302. Fake Pinocchio President
  303. Fanta Fascist
  304. Fanta Fascist
  305. Farcissist
  306. Fart with Bad Hair
  307. Fascist
  308. Faschists Friend
  309. Fascist Carnival Barker
  310. Fascist Gump
  311. Fat Failing Donny
  312. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  313. Fat Marie Antoinette
  314. Fat Nixon
  315. Fat Putin
  316. Fat White Slug
  317. Fatty Kreuger
  318. Feckless Pustule
  319. Felon-Ade
  320. Feral Shulting Meatball
  321. Field Marshall Trump
  322. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  323. Filet-o-Farts
  324. Filet-o-Fool
  325. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  326. F'ing Lunatic
  327. Flaba Dabba Goo
  328. Flabrador Deceiver 
  329. Flaccid Flag
  330. Flag Fondler
  331. Flatulent Furor
  332. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  333. Flighty Wind
  334. Flip Flopper
  335. Flipper
  336. Flordian Fondler
  337. Flush Force One
  338. Fomentalist
  339. Fool
  340. Former Fiasco
  341. Former Government Employee
  342. Forrest Dump
  343. Forrest Trump
  344. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  345. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  346. Fraud
  347. Fraud Father
  348. Fraud Flinstone
  349. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  350. Fraudo Baggins
  351. Fraudster in Chief
  352. Fraudy Kreuger
  353. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  354. Friendless Urinal Cake
  355. Frisker-in-Chief
  356. Frisky Frisker
  357. Fruit of the Loom
  358. Fruit of the Loon
  359. Fuckface von Clownstick
  360. Full Diaper
  361. Genghis Con
  362. Ghengis Can't
  363. Giant Orange Cockroach
  364. Ginger Genghis
  365. Girth Vader
  366. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  367. Gold Yeller
  368. Golden Calf of Doom
  369. Golden Wrecking Ball
  370. Golf Lundgren
  371. GOP - Gang of Putin
  372. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  373. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  374. Government Expander
  375. Grabba the Hut
  376. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  377. Grandpa Crazypants
  378. Great Grabsby,The
  379. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  380. Great Pretender
  381. Great White Dope
  382. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  383. Grifter in Chief
  384. Grim Groper
  385. Grizzled Muppet
  386. Grope Dope
  387. Gruesome Grifter
  388. Grumpy
  389. Grumpy Donny
  390. Habañero Hitler
  391. Hagfish-in-Chief
  392. Hair Apparent
  393. Hair Force One
  394. Hair Furher
  395. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  396. Hair Hitler
  397. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  398. Ham Sandwich
  399. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  400. Hard-on Collidor
  401. Harry HuDummy
  402. Haunted Boss-Baby
  403. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  404. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  405. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  406. Hell Toupee
  407. Herr Führer Trump
  408. Herr Lugenpresse
  409. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  410. His Heinous
  411. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  412. Hospital Laundry
  413. Human Amplifier
  414. Human Combover
  415. Human Corncob
  416. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  417. Human Toupee Hybrid
  418. Humpty Trumpty
  419. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  420. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  421. Idiot Emperor
  422. Idiot's Emperor
  423. Idiot Kristallnact
  424. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  425. Il Douche
  426. Illerate Nero
  427. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  428. Impeached President
  429. Imposter President
  430. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  431. Inciter-in-Chief
  432. Inmate # PO1135809
  433. In Venmate Irate Liar
  434. Inane Interjector
  435. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  436. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  437. Individual 1
  438. Infuriator
  439. IQ45
  440. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  441. It
  442. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  443. Jabba the Gut
  444. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  445. Jabba the Putz
  446. Jack the Gripper
  447. Jackass-o-Lantern
  448. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  449. J. F. K. F. C.
  450. Job Security for Comedians
  451. John Baron
  452. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  453. John Miller
  454. Justice Perverter
  455. Karen
  456. Kermin the Fraud
  457. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  458. Kim Jong Orange
  459. King Baby Coward
  460. King Con
  461. King Leer
  462. King Moron
  463. King of Debt
  464. King of the Oompa Loompas
  465. King of the Whoppers
  466. King of Unintentional Comedy
  467. King Twit
  468. Klan Chowder
  469. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  470. K-Mart Caesar
  471. Knot Z Clown
  472. Komrade Bonespurs
  473. Komrade Kumquat
  474. Kremlin Debt
  475. Kremlin Gremlin
  476. Kumquat Despot
  477. L. Ron Chubbard
  478. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  479. Lady Fingers
  480. Lardass Tiddlywink
  481. Lard of the Lies
  482. Lardfather, The
  483. Lardo Caltreason
  484. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  485. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  486. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  487. Lemonhead Elect
  488. Less Than Zero
  489. Lex Loser
  490. Liar-in-Chief
  491. Lingering Orange Fart
  492. Little Donnie Sissypants
  493. Little Lady Fingers
  494. Loch Ness Fraudster
  495. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  496. Lolla Colluda
  497. Lone DeRanger
  498. Lord Commander Marmalade
  499. Lord Dampnut
  500. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  501. Lord of the Whine
  502. LOSER
  503. Loser-In-Chief
  504. Looser Lalipalloza
  505. lowercase president
  506. Lower Everything President
  507. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  508. Lyin King
  509. Macaulay Sulkin'
  510. Machado Meltdown
  511. Macho McGrump
  512. Mad Man
  513. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  514. Mad Shambler
  515. Madking Littlehands
  516. Madman
  517. Maga-Lardo
  518. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  519. Malignant Mango
  520. Malignant Narcissist 
  521. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  522. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  523. Man Behind the Bronzer
  524. Manchurian Cantelope
  525. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  526. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  527. Mandarin Malignancy
  528. Mandarin Moussalini 
  529. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  530. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  531. Mango Maniac
  532. Mango Moron
  533. Mango Mussolini
  534. Mango Mysogynist
  535. Mangu Unchained
  536. Mar-a-Lardo
  537. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  538. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  539. Marmalade Mussolini
  540. Marmalade VonDouche
  541. Master Hater
  542. Mayonaise Sculpture
  543. Mayor McTreason
  544. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  545. McCheetoe Dick
  546. MEGA-low-maniac
  547. MeinHairTrump
  548. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  549. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  550. Meange-a-Treason
  551. Mocro Brain
  552. Mike Pence's X-friend
  553. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  554. Minute Maid Mao
  555. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  556. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  557. Molester-in-Chief
  558. Moneydiaper McStupid
  559. Monster-in-Chief 
  560. Moron
  561. Moron von Narcissist
  562. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  563. Mount Flushmore
  564. Mountain Douche
  565. Moussolini's Taint
  566. Mr. Firepants
  567. Mr. Inappropriate
  568. My Little Phony
  569. My Little Pony
  570. Mr Tangerine Man
  571. Mrs Putin
  572. Mrs Steve Banon
  573. Mushroom Dick
  574. Mushroom Dong
  575. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  576. Nacho Nazi
  577. Name-caller in Chief
  578. Napolean Boner Pill
  579. Napolean Bonespurs
  580. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  581. Narcisyphilis
  582. Nazi
  583. Nazimodo
  584. New York Dork
  585. Nightmare-in-Chief
  586. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  587. Nocabulary
  588. Nostra Dumbass
  589. Not a Funny Joke
  590. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  591. Notorious KFC
  592. NOTUS
  593. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  594. Nylon Haired Man
  595. Oaf of Office
  596. Odius Orange
  597. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  598. Ole Yeller
  599. Old #45
  600. Old President Crazypants
  601. Old Wack Donald
  602. One Disgusting Human Being
  603. One Term Failure
  604. One Trick Phony
  605. One-Man Crime-Spree
  606. Optimus Crime
  607. Orange Abomination
  608. Orange Antichrist
  609. Orange Anus
  610. Orange Anusmouth
  611. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  612. Orange Blowfish
  613. Orange Bozo
  614. Orange Caligula
  615. Orance Conman
  616. Orange Crap Baby Man
  617. Orange Devil
  618. Orange Douche Nozzle
  619. Orange Dubious Caesar
  620. Orange Egplant
  621. Orange Face
  622. Orange Foolius
  623. Orange Fruitcake
  624. Orange Imbecile
  625. Orange is the New Splat
  626. Orange Julius
  627. Orange Menace
  628. Orange Messiah
  629. Orange Monster
  630. Orange Moron
  631. Orange Omen of Doom
  632. Orange Pol Pot
  633. Orange Sex Pest
  634. Orange Shithole
  635. Orange Shitstain
  636. Orange Shitweasel
  637. Orange Slime
  638. Orance Slimebucket
  639. Orange Stain
  640. Orange Thousandiare
  641. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  642. Orange Turd
  643. Orange Tyrant
  644. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  645. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  646. Orange Wankmaggot 
  647. Orangina
  648. OrangeMange
  649. OranguTAN
  650. Our Former Fiasco
  651. Otto von Skidmark
  652. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  653. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  654. Pantone Beelzebub
  655. Papaya Batista
  656. Papaya Pol Pot
  657. Pariah Carey
  658. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  659. Pathetic Looser
  660. Peach Nehi President
  661. PEEotus
  662. PEEOTUS
  663. Penis Pumpkinhead
  664. Pepto-Abysmal
  665. Peril
  666. Persimmon Toddler
  667. Petulant Yam
  668. Picasso of Pettiness
  669. Piece of F***ing S**t
  670. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  671. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  672. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  673. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  674. Pinocchip President
  675. Pinocchio Todler
  676. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  677. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  678. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  679. Poop Tweeter
  680. Poopy Doodle Head
  681. Poor Loser
  682. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  683. POSOTUS
  684. Poster Child of American Decline
  685. PoutyPuss
  686. P.P.Barnum
  687. President Blowhole
  688. President Butterball
  689. President Coward
  690. President Disaster
  691. President Flim-Flam
  692. President Girth Wind and Liar
  693. President Gold Man Sucks
  694. President Grabit
  695. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  696. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  697. President Karen
  698. President Poopie-pants
  699. President Rancid Velveeta
  700. President Snowflake
  701. President Tang
  702. President Von Munchousen
  703. Presidick
  704. Pretender-in-Chief
  705. Prima Donald
  706. Prince Cheesypoof
  707. Prince of Swine
  708. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  709. Public Access Caligula
  710. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  711. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  712. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  713. Pumpkin Messiah
  714. Pumpkin Pinochet
  715. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  716. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  717. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  718. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  719. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  720. Putin’s BFF
  721. Putin's Bitch
  722. Putin's Lap Dog
  723. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  724. Putin’s Pet
  725. Putino Weino
  726. Putin's Gambit
  727. Putin's Puppet
  728. Putz
  729. Quarter Flounder
  730. Queen's Reich
  731. Quisling of Queens
  732. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  733. Racist-in-Chief
  734. Racist, Sexist Pig
  735. Radioactive Idiot
  736. Rancid Garbage Pils
  737. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  738. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  739. Republican Rapture Inducer
  740. Republi-Crap
  741. Resting Crime Face
  742. Riptide of Regression
  743. Rollie Short Fingers
  744. Rome Burning in Man Form
  745. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  746. Rotten Banana
  747. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  748. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  749. Rufous Diaperdump
  750. Rufous Fuckface
  751. Rufous Tyrant
  752. Rump
  753. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  754. Ryan’s Nope
  755. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  756. Sad-itionist
  757. Salmon Sadist
  758. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  759. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  760. Say It Ain't Joe
  761. Scam Delorean
  762. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  763. Scampaigner
  764. Schmuck a' L'orange
  765. Scone Spurs
  766. Scooby Douche
  767. Scooby Coup
  768. Screaming Carot Deamon
  769. Screaming Carot Demon
  770. Scrooge McSchmuck
  771. Scrooge McTrump
  772. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  773. Scum
  774. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  775. Serial Feeler
  776. Seriously???
  777. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  778. Shady Marmalade
  779. Shakespeare of Shit
  780. Shambling Sasquatch
  781. Shameless
  782. Shameless Tweeter
  783. Sherbert Pervert
  784. Shit Hitting the Fan
  785. Shit-Show Host
  786. Shitty Show Host
  787. Shitler
  788. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  789. Silver Spoon Scion
  790. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  791. Sir Sissypants
  792. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  793. Slob Father
  794. Snathcy McGrabbin
  795. Sniffles
  796. Sniveling Sidekick
  797. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  798. Sophomoric Sniveler
  799. Soulless Nightmare
  800. Spanky McBonespurs
  801. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  802. Squid Pro Quo
  803. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  804. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  805. Stark Terror
  806. Stonewall Jackass
  807. Stuporman
  808. Suicide Bummer
  809. Sulk Hogan
  810. Suma Cum Fraude
  811. Sunburned Stalin
  812. Sunkist Stalin
  813. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  814. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  815. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  816. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  817. Swampopotamus
  818. Sweeny Fraud
  819. Sweet Potato Saddam
  820. Syphilitic Apricot
  821. T-Dump
  822. Tainted Plaintiff 
  823. Talking Yam
  824. Tang Tyrant
  825. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  826. Tangerine Ball Bag
  827. Tangerine Catastrophe
  828. Tangerine Crosby
  829. Tangerine Conman
  830. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  831. Tangerine Nutsack
  832. Tangerine Palpatine
  833. Tangerine Shitler
  834. Tangerine Skidmark
  835. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  836. Tangerine Tornaro
  837. Tangerine Torndao
  838. Tangerine Turd
  839. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  840. Tangerine Tyrant
  841. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  842. Tangerweenie
  843. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  844. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  845. Tax Darth Evader
  846. Team Treason
  847. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  848. Tefflon Donnie
  849. Temper Tantrump
  850. Terra Cotta Turdface
  851. Terrible Twitler
  852. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  853. Thankfully Out of Office!
  854. That Florida Guy
  855. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  856. The Dim Reaper
  857. The Lyin King
  858. The Poo-Poo
  859. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  860. The Problem
  861. The Real Dim Shady
  862. The Ruinator
  863. The Trumpinator
  864. The Wrath of Con
  865. Thick Skinned Idiot
  866. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  867. Thousandaire
  868. Thousand-airehole
  869. Tic-Tacky Trump
  870. Tie-Coon
  871. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  872. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  873. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  874. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  875. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  876. Todler Messiah
  877. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  878. Toilet Tweeter
  879. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  880. Touped Fucktrumpet
  881. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  882. Toupée Fiasco
  883. Toxic Burger Fart
  884. Traffic Cone of Treason
  885. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  886. Traitor the Hut
  887. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  888. Traitor Tot
  889. Traitorous Dingleberry
  890. Trash Hole
  891. Treason Cerebro
  892. Treason Weasel
  893. Treasons Greetings
  894. Tricky Trump
  895. TrollerBird
  896. Tropicana Mussolini
  897. tRump
  898. Trump Brulée
  899. Trump Card
  900. Trumpalump
  901. Trumpamaniac
  902. Trumpanzee
  903. Trumparius
  904. Trumpasoreass Rex
  905. Trumpdozer
  906. Trumpenstein
  907. Trumpinator
  908. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  909. Trumpkopf
  910. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  911. Trumpledore
  912. Trumple-ThinSkin
  913. Trumpnazi
  914. Trumpocalypse
  915. Trumprangutang
  916. Trumptastrophe
  917. Trumpthechumps
  918. Trumpty Dumpty
  919. Tufted Taliban
  920. Turd Reich
  921. TV Show Twat
  922. Tweetiloni
  923. Twice Impeached President
  924. Twitter Banned for Life
  925. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  926. Twitler Twat
  927. Twitler
  928. Two-Bit Caesar
  929. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  930. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  931. Un-American
  932. Unchained Disappointment
  933. Unchained Sedition
  934. Unhinged
  935. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  936. Un-presidented
  937. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  938. Unreality King
  939. Urine Haired Usurper
  940. Unwelcome in NY
  941. Vanilla ISIS
  942. Vanity Manatee
  943. Velveeta Tweeta
  944. Velveeta Voldemort
  945. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  946. Victim-in-Chief
  947. Village Idiot
  948. Voled-Moron
  949. Walker Taxes Evader
  950. Walking Punchline
  951. Wankpuffin
  952. Wanna-Be Dictator
  953. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  954. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  955. Waxed Gritty
  956. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  957. Weapons Grade Plum
  958. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  959. Whiner in Chief
  960. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  961. Whiny Little Bitch
  962. Whiney the Coup
  963. White Kanye
  964. White Pride Piper
  965. White Scrotus
  966. Whited Sepulchre, The
  967. Whopper with Crime
  968. Wicked Pout Fest
  969. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  970. Windmill Cancer King
  971. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  972. Witless Cocksplat
  973. Witless Wonder
  974. World's Greatest Troll
  975. Worst President in History
  976. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  977. X-President
  978. X-POTUS Poser
  979. Yam Vader
  980. Yellow Bluberine
  981. YMCA-hole!
  982. You Know Coup
  983. Zen Master of Hate
  984. Zit with Dark Secrets