Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate? 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby-man
  21. Baby Whisper Skin
  22. Babyhands McCheetodick
  23. Backwards Pants
  24. Bad Looser
  25. Bad Tang
  26. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  27. Baldamort
  28. Bald-faced Crier
  29. Batta Blast
  30. Banana Republican
  31. Bananas
  32. Barbarian at the Debate
  33. Barbecued Brutus
  34. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  35. Been-a-Dick Donald
  36. Bela Lugrosi
  37. Benedict Donald
  38. Biden's B**ch
  39. Big Donald
  40. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  41. Bigly Loser
  42. Bigoted Billionaire
  43. Bilious Billionaire
  44. Birthir Maniac
  45. Blabbermouth Don
  46. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  47. Bloated Orange Has-been
  48. Bloatus
  49. Blonde Pumpkin
  50. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  51. Bloviating Fleshbag
  52. Bloviator in Chief
  53. Blowhard
  54. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  55. Bogus POTUS
  56. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  57. Boiled Maniac
  58. Boinker Oinker
  59. Boldfinger
  60. Bonespurs McFraudster
  61. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  62. Boss Tweety
  63. Bully-in-Chief
  64. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  65. Boss Tweet
  66. Bouffant Buffoon
  67. Boychurian Candidate
  68. Bratman
  69. Bribe of Chuck
  70. Bribe of Chunky
  71. Brokahantis
  72. Bully Boy
  73. Burger Fondler
  74. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  75. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  76. Bushman
  77. Butternut Berlusconi 
  78. Buttplug face
  79. Cadet Bonespurs
  80. Calamari Lips
  81. Cancer in a Wig
  82. Candy Corn Kremlin
  83. Cantaloupe Caillou
  84. Cantaloupe Caligula
  85. Captain Bluster
  86. Captain Chaos
  87. Captain Ouchie Foot
  88. Captain Outrageous
  89. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  90. Captain Tantastic
  91. Carnival Barker
  92. Carrot Caligula
  93. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  94. Census Whitener
  95. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  96. Charm Vacuum
  97. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  98. Cheat Loaf
  99. Cheddar Boy
  100. Cheddar Head
  101. Cheeto Bandito
  102. Cheeto Benito
  103. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  104. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  105. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  106. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  107. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  108. Cheeto Jesus
  109. Cheeto Satan
  110. Cheeto Shitler
  111. Cheeto Voldemort
  112. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  113. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  114. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  115. Cheetoe Jesus
  116. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  117. Cheeto-In-Chief
  118. Cheetolini
  119. Cheeze Wiz
  120. Chester Molester 
  121. Chunk Norris
  122. Chicken Littlehands
  123. Chicken Poop Head
  124. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  125. Chief Trouble
  126. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  127. Chunk Norris
  128. Cinnamon Hitler
  129. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  130. Clan Chowder
  131. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  132. Clear and Present Danger
  133. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  134. Clown-igula
  135. Clown Prince of Politics
  136. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  137. Clueless Numpty
  138. Clueless Orange Julius
  139. Cockwomble 45
  140. Cockwombly Dotard
  141. Cockwork (not) Orange
  142. Code Red Fascist 
  143. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  144. Colonel Scammers
  145. Colonel Slanders
  146. Combover Caligula
  147. Combover Con Artist
  148. Commander in Cheat
  149. Commander in Cheese
  150. Commander in Tweet
  151. Commander-in-Grief
  152. Community Theater Strongman
  153. Complete Failure
  154. Comrad Cheetolini
  155. Comrade Cheetolino
  156. Comrade Combover
  157. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  158. Confederate Con-Artist
  159. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  160. Conspiracy Theory King
  161. Cotton Candy Hair
  162. Cookie Pants
  163. Coral Babyhands
  164. Corrupt Mother F'er
  165. Corruption Master
  166. Count of Mostly Crisco
  167. Coup-a-Loompa
  168. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  169. Coup-Coup Crazy
  170. Coup-ssolini
  171. Coupthulu
  172. Coup-mander-in-chief
  173. CovefeFool
  174. Cowardly Lyin
  175. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  176. Craziest President
  177. Creep a l'Orange
  178. Creep Throat
  179. Creme de la Crazy
  180. Creme de la Creep
  181. Creme de la Dumb
  182. Crime Champ
  183. Criminal-in-Chief
  184. Crown Prince of Politwits
  185. Crybaby Prima Donald
  186. Cult-45
  187. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  188. D-Bag
  189. Daddy Nobucks
  190. Daddy Warbucks
  191. Daddy's Reject
  192. Daffy Don
  193. Danger Yam
  194. Dangerous Donald
  195. Darth Cheeto
  196. Darth Hater
  197. Darth Tax Evador
  198. Darth Traitor 
  199. Deadbead Donald
  200. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  201. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  202. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  203. Delirious Treasons 
  204. Delusion Paluza
  205. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  206. Demander-in-Chief
  207. Demented Popeye
  208. Dementia Donnie
  209. Depressed Testicle
  210. Der Fahrter
  211. Der Groepenfuehrer
  212. Deranged Donald
  213. Detached from Reality
  214. Diaper Donald
  215. Aick A L'Orange
  216. Dick Tater
  217. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  218. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  219. Dingbat Donald
  220. Dingus Con
  221. Dingus ex Machina
  222. Dire Appy
  223. Dishonest Don
  224. DisHonor System
  225. Divider in Chief
  226. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  227. Dodgy Donald
  228. Dolt-45
  229. Don Dementia
  230. Don Juan
  231. Don Nots
  232. Don the Con
  233. Donadolf Trumpler
  234. Donald Bin Laden
  235. Donald Chickenheart
  236. Donald Chump
  237. Donald deGonad
  238. Donald Dingbat
  239. Donald Dipshit
  240. Donald Doom
  241. Donald Douche and the Bags
  242. Donald Drumfkopf
  243. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  244. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  245. Donald Tax-Duck
  246. Donald the Insufferable
  247. Donald the Menace
  248. Donnie Bratso
  249. Donnie Doll-hands
  250. Donnie TicTac
  251. Donny Crapple Seed
  252. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  253. Donny Jiggly Chins
  254. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  255. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  256. Dopey Don
  257. Dotard
  258. Douche a'Lorange
  259. Douche Bigalow
  260. Douche Canoe
  261. Douche of Hazard
  262. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  263. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  264. Doucheald Trump
  265. Dr. Strangelove
  266. Draft Dodger Don
  267. Dreamsicle Demon
  268. Droolius Geezer
  269. Drumpf (Original family name)
  270. Dubious Caesar 
  271. Dufos Don
  272. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  273. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  274. Dumb Sauron
  275. Dumbelldore
  276. Dumbestdore
  277. DumbleDon
  278. Dumpster
  279. Dumpty Trumpty
  280. Ego Maniac
  281. El Crappy Tan
  282. El Creepo
  283. El Douche
  284. El Hombre de Tang
  285. Election Looser
  286. Election Looser in Chief
  287. Emperor with no Balls
  288. Emperor with no Clothes
  289. Emperor with no Clue
  290. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  291. End of Democracy
  292. Eric's Dad
  293. Exhibit A-hole
  294. Existential Threat to Democracy
  295. Failed 45
  296. Fake Pinocchio President
  297. Fanta Fascist
  298. Fanta Fascist
  299. Farcissist
  300. Fart with Bad Hair
  301. Fascist
  302. Faschists Friend
  303. Fascist Carnival Barker
  304. Fascist Gump
  305. Fat Failing Donny
  306. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  307. Fat Marie Antoinette
  308. Fat Nixon
  309. Fat Putin
  310. Fat White Slug
  311. Fatty Kreuger
  312. Feckless Pustule
  313. Felon-Ade
  314. Feral Shulting Meatball
  315. Field Marshall Trump
  316. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  317. Filet-o-Farts
  318. Filet-o-Fool
  319. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  320. F'ing Lunatic
  321. Flaba Dabba Goo
  322. Flabrador Deceiver 
  323. Flaccid Flag
  324. Flag Fondler
  325. Flatulent Furor
  326. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  327. Flighty Wind
  328. Flip Flopper
  329. Flipper
  330. Flordian Fondler
  331. Flush Force One
  332. Fomentalist
  333. Fool
  334. Former Fiasco
  335. Former Government Employee
  336. Forrest Dump
  337. Forrest Trump
  338. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  339. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  340. Fraud
  341. Fraud Father
  342. Fraud Flinstone
  343. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  344. Fraudo Baggins
  345. Fraudy Kreuger
  346. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  347. Friendless Urinal Cake
  348. Frisker-in-Chief
  349. Frisky Frisker
  350. Fruit of the Loom
  351. Fruit of the Loon
  352. Fuckface von Clownstick
  353. Full Diaper
  354. Genghis Con
  355. Ghengis Can't
  356. Giant Orange Cockroach
  357. Ginger Genghis
  358. Girth Vader
  359. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  360. Gold Yeller
  361. Golden Calf of Doom
  362. Golden Wrecking Ball
  363. Golf Lundgren
  364. GOP - Gang of Putin
  365. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  366. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  367. Government Expander
  368. Grabba the Hut
  369. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  370. Grandpa Crazypants
  371. Great Grabsby,The
  372. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  373. Great Pretender
  374. Great White Dope
  375. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  376. Grifter in Chief
  377. Grim Groper
  378. Grizzled Muppet
  379. Grope Dope
  380. Gruesome Grifter
  381. Grumpy
  382. Grumpy Donny
  383. Habañero Hitler
  384. Hagfish-in-Chief
  385. Hair Apparent
  386. Hair Force One
  387. Hair Furher
  388. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  389. Hair Hitler
  390. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  391. Ham Sandwich
  392. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  393. Hard-on Collidor
  394. Harry HuDummy
  395. Haunted Boss-Baby
  396. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  397. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  398. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  399. Hell Toupee
  400. Herr Führer Trump
  401. Herr Lugenpresse
  402. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  403. His Heinous
  404. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  405. Hospital Laundry
  406. Human Amplifier
  407. Human Combover
  408. Human Corncob
  409. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  410. Human Toupee Hybrid
  411. Humpty Trumpty
  412. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  413. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  414. Idiot Emperor
  415. Idiot's Emperor
  416. Idiot Kristallnact
  417. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  418. Il Douche
  419. Illerate Nero
  420. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  421. Impeached President
  422. Imposter President
  423. im-POTUS
  424. Inciter-in-Chief
  425. In Vet Irate Liar
  426. Inane Interjector
  427. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  428. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  429. Individual 1
  430. Infuriator
  431. IQ45
  432. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  433. It
  434. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  435. Jabba the Gut
  436. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  437. Jabba the Putz
  438. Jack the Gripper
  439. Jackass-o-Lantern
  440. J. F. K. F. C.
  441. Job Security for Comedians
  442. John Baron
  443. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  444. John Miller
  445. Justice Perverter
  446. Karen
  447. Kermin the Fraud
  448. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  449. Kim Jong Orange
  450. King Baby Coward
  451. King Con
  452. King Leer
  453. King Moron
  454. King of Debt
  455. King of the Oompa Loompas
  456. King of the Whoppers
  457. King of Unintentional Comedy
  458. King Twit
  459. Klan Chowder
  460. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  461. K-Mart Caesar
  462. Knot Z Clown
  463. Komrade Bonespurs
  464. Komrade Kumquat
  465. Kremlin Debt
  466. Kremlin Gremlin
  467. Kumquat Despot
  468. L. Ron Chubbard
  469. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  470. Lady Fingers
  471. Lardass Tiddlywink
  472. Lard of the Lies
  473. Lardfather, The
  474. Lardo Caltreason
  475. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  476. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  477. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  478. Lemonhead Elect
  479. Less Than Zero
  480. Lex Loser
  481. Liar-in-Chief
  482. Lingering Orange Fart
  483. Little Donnie Sissypants
  484. Little Lady Fingers
  485. Loch Ness Fraudster
  486. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  487. Lolla Colluda
  488. Lone DeRanger
  489. Lord Commander Marmalade
  490. Lord Dampnut
  491. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  492. Lord of the Whine
  493. LOSER
  494. Loser-In-Chief
  495. Looser Lalipalloza
  496. lowercase president
  497. Lower Everything President
  498. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  499. Lyin King
  500. Macaulay Sulkin'
  501. Machado Meltdown
  502. Macho McGrump
  503. Mad Man
  504. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  505. Mad Shambler
  506. Madking Littlehands
  507. Madman
  508. Maga-Lardo
  509. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  510. Malignant Mango
  511. Malignant Narcissist 
  512. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  513. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  514. Man Behind the Bronzer
  515. Manchurian Cantelope
  516. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  517. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  518. Mandarine Malignancy
  519. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  520. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  521. Mango Maniac
  522. Mango Moron
  523. Mango Mussolini
  524. Mango Mysogynist
  525. Mangu Unchained
  526. Mar-a-Lardo
  527. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  528. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  529. Marmalade Mussolini
  530. Marmalade VonDouche
  531. Master Hater
  532. Mayonaise Sculpture
  533. Mayor McTreason
  534. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  535. MEGA-low-maniac
  536. MeinHairTrump
  537. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  538. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  539. Meange-a-Treason
  540. Mocro Brain
  541. Mike Pence's X-friend
  542. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  543. Minute Maid Mao
  544. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  545. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  546. Molester-in-Chief
  547. Moneydiaper McStupid
  548. Monster-in-Chief 
  549. Moron
  550. Moron von Narcissist
  551. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  552. Mount Flushmore
  553. Mountain Douche
  554. Moussolini's Taint
  555. Mr. Firepants
  556. Mr. Inappropriate
  557. My Little Phony
  558. My Little Pony
  559. Mr Tangerine Man
  560. Mrs Putin
  561. Mrs Steve Banon
  562. Mushroom Dick
  563. Mushroom Dong
  564. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  565. Nacho Nazi
  566. Name-caller in Chief
  567. Napolean Boner Pill
  568. Napolean Bonespurs
  569. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  570. Narcisyphilis
  571. Nazi
  572. Nazimodo
  573. New York Dork
  574. Nightmare-in-Chief
  575. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  576. Nocabulary
  577. Nostra Dumbass
  578. Not a Funny Joke
  579. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  580. Notorious KFC
  581. NOTUS
  582. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  583. Nylon Haired Man
  584. Oaf of Office
  585. Odius Orange
  586. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  587. Ole Yeller
  588. Old #45
  589. Old President Crazypants
  590. Old Wack Donald
  591. One Disgusting Human Being
  592. One Term Failure
  593. One Trick Phony
  594. One-Man Crime-Spree
  595. Optimus Crime
  596. Orange Abomination
  597. Orange Antichrist
  598. Orange Anus
  599. Orange Anusmouth
  600. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  601. Orange Blowfish
  602. Orange Bozo
  603. Orange Caligula
  604. Orance Conman
  605. Orange Crap Baby Man
  606. Orange Devil
  607. Orange Douche Nozzle
  608. Orange Dubious Caesar
  609. Orange Egplant
  610. Orange Face
  611. Orange Foolius
  612. Orange Fruitcake
  613. Orange Imbecile
  614. Orange is the New Splat
  615. Orange Julius
  616. Orange Menace
  617. Orange Messiah
  618. Orange Monster
  619. Orange Moron
  620. Orange Omen of Doom
  621. Orange Pol Pot
  622. Orange Sex Pest
  623. Orange Shithole
  624. Orange Shitstain
  625. Orange Shitweasel
  626. Orange Slime
  627. Orance Slimebucket
  628. Orange Stain
  629. Orange Thousandiare
  630. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  631. Orange Turd
  632. Orange Tyrant
  633. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  634. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  635. Orange Wankmaggot 
  636. Orangina
  637. OrangeMange
  638. OranguTAN
  639. Our Former Fiasco
  640. Otto von Skidmark
  641. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  642. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  643. Pantone Beelzebub
  644. Papaya Batista
  645. Papaya Pol Pot
  646. Pariah Carey
  647. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  648. Pathetic Looser
  649. Peach Nehi President
  650. PEEotus
  651. PEEOTUS
  652. Penis Pumpkinhead
  653. Pepto-Abysmal
  654. Peril
  655. Persimmon Toddler
  656. Petulant Yam
  657. Picasso of Pettiness
  658. Piece of F***ing S**t
  659. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  660. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  661. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  662. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  663. Pinocchip President
  664. Pinocchio Todler
  665. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  666. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  667. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  668. Poop Tweeter
  669. Poopy Doodle Head
  670. Poor Loser
  671. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  672. POSOTUS
  673. Poster Child of American Decline
  674. PoutyPuss
  675. P.P.Barnum
  676. President Blowhole
  677. President Butterball
  678. President Coward
  679. President Disaster
  680. President Flim-Flam
  681. President Girth Wind and Liar
  682. President Gold Man Sucks
  683. President Grabit
  684. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  685. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  686. President Karen
  687. President Poopie-pants
  688. President Rancid Velveeta
  689. President Snowflake
  690. President Tang
  691. President Von Munchousen
  692. Presidick
  693. Pretender-in-Chief
  694. Prima Donald
  695. Prince Cheesypoof
  696. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  697. Public Access Caligula
  698. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  699. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  700. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  701. Pumpkin Messiah
  702. Pumpkin Pinochet
  703. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  704. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  705. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  706. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  707. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  708. Putin’s BFF
  709. Putin's Bitch
  710. Putin's Lap Dog
  711. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  712. Putin’s Pet
  713. Putino Weino
  714. Putin's Gambit
  715. Putin's Puppet
  716. Putz
  717. Quarter Flounder
  718. Queen's Reich
  719. Quisling of Queens
  720. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  721. Racist-in-Chief
  722. Racist, Sexist Pig
  723. Radioactive Idiot
  724. Rancid Garbage Pils
  725. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  726. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  727. Republican Rapture Inducer
  728. Republi-Crap
  729. Resting Crime Face
  730. Riptide of Regression
  731. Rollie Short Fingers
  732. Rome Burning in Man Form
  733. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  734. Rotten Banana
  735. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  736. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  737. Rufous Diaperdump
  738. Rufous Fuckface
  739. Rufous Tyrant
  740. Rump
  741. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  742. Ryan’s Nope
  743. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  744. Sad-itionist
  745. Salmon Sadist
  746. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  747. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  748. Say It Ain't Joe
  749. Scam Delorean
  750. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  751. Scampaigner
  752. Schmuck a' L'orange
  753. Scone Spurs
  754. Scooby Douche
  755. Scooby Coup
  756. Screaming Carot Deamon
  757. Screaming Carot Demon
  758. Scrooge McSchmuck
  759. Scrooge McTrump
  760. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  761. Scum
  762. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  763. Serial Feeler
  764. Seriously???
  765. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  766. Shady Marmalade
  767. Shakespeare of Shit
  768. Shambling Sasquatch
  769. Shameless
  770. Shameless Tweeter
  771. Sherbert Pervert
  772. Shit Hitting the Fan
  773. Shit-Show Host
  774. Shitty Show Host
  775. Shitler
  776. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  777. Silver Spoon Scion
  778. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  779. Sir Sissypants
  780. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  781. Slob Father
  782. Snathcy McGrabbin
  783. Sniffles
  784. Sniveling Sidekick
  785. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  786. Sophomoric Sniveler
  787. Soulless Nightmare
  788. Spanky McBonespurs
  789. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  790. Squid Pro Quo
  791. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  792. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  793. Stark Terror
  794. Stonewall Jackass
  795. Stuporman
  796. Suicide Bummer
  797. Sulk Hogan
  798. Suma Cum Fraude
  799. Sunburned Stalin
  800. Sunkist Stalin
  801. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  802. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  803. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  804. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  805. Swampopotamus
  806. Sweeny Fraud
  807. Sweet Potato Saddam
  808. Syphilitic Apricot
  809. T-Dump
  810. Tainted Plaintiff 
  811. Talking Yam
  812. Tang Tyrant
  813. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  814. Tangerine Ball Bag
  815. Tangerine Catastrophe
  816. Tangerine Crosby
  817. Tangerine Conman
  818. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  819. Tangerine Nutsack
  820. Tangerine Palpatine
  821. Tangerine Shitler
  822. Tangerine Skidmark
  823. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  824. Tangerine Tornaro
  825. Tangerine Torndao
  826. Tangerine Turd
  827. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  828. Tangerine Tyrant
  829. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  830. Tangerweenie
  831. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  832. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  833. Tax Darth Evader
  834. Team Treason
  835. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  836. Tefflon Donnie
  837. Temper Tantrump
  838. Terra Cotta Turdface
  839. Terrible Twitler
  840. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  841. Thankfully Out of Office!
  842. That Florida Guy
  843. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  844. The Dim Reaper
  845. The Lyin King
  846. The Poo-Poo
  847. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  848. The Problem
  849. The Real Dim Shady
  850. The Ruinator
  851. The Trumpinator
  852. The Wrath of Con
  853. Thick Skinned Idiot
  854. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  855. Thousandaire
  856. Thousand-airehole
  857. Tic-Tacky Trump
  858. Tie-Coon
  859. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  860. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  861. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  862. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  863. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  864. Todler Messiah
  865. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  866. Toilet Tweeter
  867. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  868. Touped Fucktrumpet
  869. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  870. Toupée Fiasco
  871. Toxic Burger Fart
  872. Traffic Cone of Treason
  873. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  874. Traitor the Hut
  875. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  876. Traitor Tot
  877. Traitorous Dingleberry
  878. Trash Hole
  879. Treason Cerebro
  880. Treason Weasel
  881. Treasons Greetings
  882. Tricky Trump
  883. TrollerBird
  884. Tropicana Mussolini
  885. tRump
  886. Trump Brulée
  887. Trump Card
  888. Trumpalump
  889. Trumpamaniac
  890. Trumpanzee
  891. Trumparius
  892. Trumpasoreass Rex
  893. Trumpdozer
  894. Trumpenstein
  895. Trumpinator
  896. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  897. Trumpkopf
  898. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  899. Trumpledore
  900. Trumple-ThinSkin
  901. Trumpnazi
  902. Trumpocalypse
  903. Trumprangutang
  904. Trumptastrophe
  905. Trumpthechumps
  906. Trumpty Dumpty
  907. Tufted Taliban
  908. Turd Reich
  909. TV Show Twat
  910. Tweetiloni
  911. Twice Impeached President
  912. Twitter Banned for Life
  913. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  914. Twitler Twat
  915. Twitler
  916. Two-Bit Caesar
  917. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  918. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  919. Un-American
  920. Unchained Disappointment
  921. Unchained Sedition
  922. Unhinged
  923. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  924. Un-presidented
  925. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  926. Unreality King
  927. Urine Haired Usurper
  928. Unwelcome in NY
  929. Vanilla ISIS
  930. Vanity Manatee
  931. Velveeta Tweeta
  932. Velveeta Voldemort
  933. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  934. Victim-in-Chief
  935. Village Idiot
  936. Voled-Moron
  937. Walker Taxes Evader
  938. Walking Punchline
  939. Wankpuffin
  940. Wanna-Be Dictator
  941. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  942. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  943. Waxed Gritty
  944. Weapons Grade Plum
  945. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  946. Whiner in Chief
  947. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  948. Whiny Little Bitch
  949. Whiney the Coup
  950. White Kanye
  951. White Pride Piper
  952. White Scrotus
  953. Whited Sepulchre, The
  954. Whopper with Crime
  955. Wicked Pout Fest
  956. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  957. Windmill Cancer King
  958. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  959. Witless Cocksplat
  960. Witless Wonder
  961. World's Greatest Troll
  962. Worst President in History
  963. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  964. X-President
  965. X-POTUS Poser
  966. Yam Vader
  967. Yellow Bluberine
  968. YMCA-hole!
  969. You Know Coup
  970. Zen Master of Hate
  971. Zit with Dark Secrets