Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 70 year old toddler
  4. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  5. Adolf Twitler
  6. Agent of Deranged Change
  7. Agent Orange
  8. A Man for all Treasons
  9. America's Burst Appendix
  10. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  11. Anal Repulsive
  12. Angry Creamsicle
  13. Antichrist
  14. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  15. Apricot Idi Amin
  16. Ass Menagery
  17. Ass Whole
  18. Assaulter in Chief
  19. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  20. Baby-man
  21. Baby Whisper Skin
  22. Babyhands McCheetodick
  23. Backwards Pants
  24. Bad Looser
  25. Bad Tang
  26. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  27. Bald-faced Crier
  28. Banana Republican
  29. Bananas
  30. Barbarian at the Debate
  31. Barbecued Brutus
  32. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  33. Been-a-Dick Donald
  34. Bela Lugrosi
  35. Benedict Donald
  36. Biden's B**ch
  37. Big Donald
  38. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  39. Bigly Loser
  40. Bigoted Billionaire
  41. Bilious Billionaire
  42. Birthir Maniac
  43. Blabbermouth Don
  44. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  45. Bloated Orange Has-been
  46. Blonde Pumpkin
  47. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  48. Bloviating Fleshbag
  49. Bloviator in Chief
  50. Blowhard
  51. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  52. Bogus POTUS
  53. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  54. Boiled Maniac
  55. Boinker Oinker
  56. Boldfinger
  57. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  58. Boss Tweety
  59. Bully-in-Chief
  60. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  61. Boss Tweet
  62. Bouffant Buffoon
  63. Boychurian Candidate
  64. Bratman
  65. Bribe of Chuck
  66. Bribe of Chunky
  67. Brokahantis
  68. Bully Boy
  69. Burger Fondler
  70. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  71. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  72. Bushman
  73. Butternut Berlusconi 
  74. Buttplug face
  75. Cadet Bonespurs
  76. Calamari Lips
  77. Cancer in a Wig
  78. Candy Corn Kremlin
  79. Cantaloupe Caillou
  80. Cantaloupe Caligula
  81. Captain Bluster
  82. Captain Chaos
  83. Captain Ouchie Foot
  84. Captain Outrageous
  85. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  86. Captain Tantastic
  87. Carnival Barker
  88. Carrot Caligula
  89. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  90. Census Whitener
  91. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  92. Charm Vacuum
  93. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  94. Cheddar Boy
  95. Cheddar Head
  96. Cheeto Bandito
  97. Cheeto Benito
  98. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  99. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  100. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  101. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  102. Cheeto Jesus
  103. Cheeto Satan
  104. Cheeto Shitler
  105. Cheeto Voldemort
  106. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  107. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  108. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  109. Cheetoe Jesus
  110. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  111. Cheeto-In-Chief
  112. Cheetolini
  113. Cheeze Wiz
  114. Chester Molester 
  115. Chicken Littlehands
  116. Chicken Poop Head
  117. Chief Trouble
  118. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  119. Cinnamon Hitler
  120. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  121. Clan Chowder
  122. Clear and Present Danger
  123. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  124. Clown-igula
  125. Clown Prince of Politics
  126. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  127. Clueless Numpty
  128. Clueless Orange Julius
  129. Cockwomble 45
  130. Cockwombly Dotard
  131. Cockwork (not) Orange
  132. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  133. Combover Caligula
  134. Combover Con Artist
  135. Commander in Cheat
  136. Commander in Cheese
  137. Commander in Tweet
  138. Commander-in-Grief
  139. Community Theater Strongman
  140. Complete Failure
  141. Comrad Cheetolini
  142. Comrade Cheetolino
  143. Comrade Combover
  144. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  145. Confederate Con-Artist
  146. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  147. Conspiracy Theory King
  148. Cotton Candy Hair
  149. Cookie Pants
  150. Coral Babyhands
  151. Corrupt Mother F'er
  152. Corruption Master
  153. Coup-a-Loompa
  154. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  155. Coup-Coup Crazy
  156. Coup-ssolini
  157. Coupthulu
  158. Coup-mander-in-chief
  159. CovefeFool
  160. Cowardly Lyin
  161. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  162. Craziest President
  163. Creep a l'Orange
  164. Creep Throat
  165. Creme de la Crazy
  166. Creme de la Creep
  167. Creme de la Dumb
  168. Crime Champ
  169. Criminal-in-Chief
  170. Crown Prince of Politwits
  171. Crybaby Prima Donald
  172. Cult-45
  173. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  174. D-Bag
  175. Daddy Nobucks
  176. Daddy Warbucks
  177. Daddy's Reject
  178. Daffy Don
  179. Danger Yam
  180. Dangerous Donald
  181. Darth Cheeto
  182. Darth Hater
  183. Darth Tax Evador
  184. Deadbead Donald
  185. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  186. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  187. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  188. Delirious Treasons 
  189. Delusion Paluza
  190. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  191. Demander-in-Chief
  192. Demented Popeye
  193. Dementia Donnie
  194. Depressed Testicle
  195. Der Fahrter
  196. Der Groepenfuehrer
  197. Deranged Donald
  198. Detached from Reality
  199. Diaper Donald
  200. Aick A L'Orange
  201. Dick Tater
  202. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  203. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  204. Dingbat Donald
  205. Dingus Con
  206. Dire Appy
  207. Dishonest Don
  208. DisHonor System
  209. Divider in Chief
  210. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  211. Dodgy Donald
  212. Dolt-45
  213. Don Dementia
  214. Don Juan
  215. Don Nots
  216. Don the Con
  217. Donadolf Trumpler
  218. Donald Bin Laden
  219. Donald Chickenheart
  220. Donald Chump
  221. Donald deGonad
  222. Donald Dingbat
  223. Donald Dipshit
  224. Donald Doom
  225. Donald Douche and the Bags
  226. Donald Drumfkopf
  227. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  228. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  229. Donald Tax-Duck
  230. Donald the Insufferable
  231. Donald the Menace
  232. Donnie Bratso
  233. Donnie Doll-hands
  234. Donnie TicTac
  235. Donny Crapple Seed
  236. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  237. Donny Jiggly Chins
  238. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  239. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  240. Dopey Don
  241. Dotard
  242. Douche a'Lorange
  243. Douche Bigalow
  244. Douche Canoe
  245. Douche of Hazard
  246. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  247. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  248. Doucheald Trump
  249. Dr. Strangelove
  250. Draft Dodger Don
  251. Dreamsicle Demon
  252. Droolius Geezer
  253. Drumpf (Original family name)
  254. Dubious Caesar 
  255. Dufos Don
  256. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  257. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  258. Dumb Sauron
  259. Dumbelldore
  260. Dumbestdore
  261. DumbleDon
  262. Dumpster
  263. Dumpty Trumpty
  264. Ego Maniac
  265. El Crappy Tan
  266. El Douche
  267. El Hombre de Tang
  268. Election Looser
  269. Election Looser in Chief
  270. Emperor with no Balls
  271. Emperor with no Clothes
  272. Emperor with no Clue
  273. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  274. End of Democracy
  275. Eric's Dad
  276. Exhibit A-hole
  277. Existential Threat to Democracy
  278. Failed 45
  279. Fake Pinocchio President
  280. Fanta Fascist
  281. Fanta Fascist
  282. Farcissist
  283. Fart with Bad Hair
  284. Fascist
  285. Faschists Friend
  286. Fascist Carnival Barker
  287. Fat Failing Donny
  288. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  289. Fat Marie Antoinette
  290. Fat Nixon
  291. Fat Putin
  292. Fat White Slug
  293. Fatty Kreuger
  294. Feckless Pustule
  295. Feral Shulting Meatball
  296. Field Marshall Trump
  297. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  298. Filet-o-Farts
  299. Filet-o-Fool
  300. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  301. F'ing Lunatic
  302. Flaba Dabba Goo
  303. Flaccid Flag
  304. Flag Fondler
  305. Flatulent Furor
  306. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  307. Flighty Wind
  308. Flip Flopper
  309. Flipper
  310. Flordian Fondler
  311. Fomentalist
  312. Fool
  313. Former Fiasco
  314. Former Government Employee
  315. Forrest Trump
  316. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  317. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  318. Fraud
  319. Fraud Father
  320. Fraud Flinstone
  321. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  322. Fraudo Baggins
  323. Fraudy Kreuger
  324. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  325. Friendless Urinal Cake
  326. Frisker-in-Chief
  327. Frisky Frisker
  328. Fruit of the Loom
  329. Fruit of the Loon
  330. Fuckface von Clownstick
  331. Full Diaper
  332. Genghis Con
  333. Ghengis Can't
  334. Giant Orange Cockroach
  335. Ginger Genghis
  336. Girth Vader
  337. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  338. Gold Yeller
  339. Golden Calf of Doom
  340. Golden Wrecking Ball
  341. Golf Lundgren
  342. GOP - Gang of Putin
  343. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  344. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  345. Government Expander
  346. Grabba the Hut
  347. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  348. Grandpa Crazypants
  349. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  350. Great Pretender
  351. Great White Dope
  352. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  353. Grifter in Chief
  354. Grim Groper
  355. Grizzled Muppet
  356. Grope Dope
  357. Gruesome Grifter
  358. Grumpy
  359. Grumpy Donny
  360. Habañero Hitler
  361. Hagfish-in-Chief
  362. Hair Apparent
  363. Hair Force One
  364. Hair Furher
  365. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  366. Hair Hitler
  367. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  368. Ham Sandwich
  369. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  370. Hard-on Collidor
  371. Haunted Boss-Baby
  372. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  373. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  374. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  375. Hell Toupe
  376. Herr Führer Trump
  377. Herr Lugenpresse
  378. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  379. His Heinous
  380. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  381. Hospital Laundry
  382. Human Amplifier
  383. Human Combover
  384. Human Corncob
  385. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  386. Human Toupee Hybrid
  387. Humpty Trumpty
  388. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  389. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  390. Idiot Emperor
  391. Idiot's Emperor
  392. Idiot Kristallnact
  393. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  394. Il Douche
  395. Illerate Nero
  396. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  397. Impeached President
  398. Imposter President
  399. im-POTUS
  400. Inciter-in-Chief
  401. In Vet Irate Liar
  402. Inane Interjector
  403. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  404. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  405. Individual 1
  406. Infuriator
  407. IQ45
  408. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  409. It
  410. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  411. Jabba the Gut
  412. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  413. Jack the Gripper
  414. Jackass-o-Lantern
  415. Job Security for Comedians
  416. John Baron
  417. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  418. John Miller
  419. Justice Perverter
  420. Karen
  421. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  422. Kim Jong Orange
  423. King Baby Coward
  424. King Leer
  425. King Moron
  426. King of Debt
  427. King of the Oompa Loompas
  428. King of the Whoppers
  429. King of Unintentional Comedy
  430. King Twit
  431. Klan Chowder
  432. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  433. K-Mart Caesar
  434. Knot Z Clown
  435. Komrade Bonespurs
  436. Komrade Kumquat
  437. Kremlin Debt
  438. Kremlin Gremlin
  439. Kumquat Despot
  440. L. Ron Chubbard
  441. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  442. Lady Fingers
  443. Lardass Tiddlywink
  444. Lard of the Lies
  445. Lardfather, The
  446. Lardo Caltreason
  447. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  448. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  449. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  450. Lemonhead Elect
  451. Less Than Zero
  452. Lex Loser
  453. Liar-in-Chief
  454. Lingering Orange Fart
  455. Little Donnie Sissypants
  456. Little Lady Fingers
  457. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  458. Lolla Colluda
  459. Lone DeRanger
  460. Lord Commander Marmalade
  461. Lord Dampnut
  462. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  463. Lord of the Whine
  464. LOSER
  465. Loser-In-Chief
  466. Looser Lalipalloza
  467. lowercase president
  468. Lower Everything President
  469. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  470. Lyin King
  471. Macaulay Sulkin'
  472. Machado Meltdown
  473. Macho McGrump
  474. Mad Man
  475. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  476. Mad Shambler
  477. Madking Littlehands
  478. Madman
  479. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  480. Malignant Mango
  481. Malignant Narcissist 
  482. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  483. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  484. Man Behind the Bronzer
  485. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  486. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  487. Mandarine Malignancy
  488. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  489. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  490. Mango Maniac
  491. Mango Moron
  492. Mango Mussolini
  493. Mango Mysogynist
  494. Mangu Unchained
  495. Mar-a-Lardo
  496. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  497. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  498. Marmalade Mussolini
  499. Marmalade VonDouche
  500. Master Hater
  501. Mayonaise Sculpture
  502. Mayor McTreason
  503. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  504. MEGA-low-maniac
  505. MeinHairTrump
  506. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  507. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  508. Mocro Brain
  509. Mike Pence's X-friend
  510. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  511. Minute Maid Mao
  512. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  513. Molester-in-Chief
  514. Moneydiaper McStupid
  515. Monster-in-Chief 
  516. Moron
  517. Moron von Narcissist
  518. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  519. Mount Flushmore
  520. Moussolini's Taint
  521. Mr. Firepants
  522. Mr. Inappropriate
  523. My Little Phony
  524. My Little Pony
  525. Mr Tangerine Man
  526. Mrs Putin
  527. Mrs Steve Banon
  528. Mushroom Dick
  529. Mushroom Dong
  530. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  531. Nacho Nazi
  532. Name-caller in Chief
  533. Napolean Boner Pill
  534. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  535. Narcisyphilis
  536. Nazi
  537. Nazimodo
  538. New York Dork
  539. Nightmare-in-Chief
  540. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  541. Nocabulary
  542. Nostra Dumbass
  543. Not a Funny Joke
  544. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  545. NOTUS
  546. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  547. Nylon Haired Man
  548. Oaf of Office
  549. Odius Orange
  550. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  551. Ole Yeller
  552. Old #45
  553. Old Wack Donald
  554. One Disgusting Human Being
  555. One Term Failure
  556. One-Man Crime-Spree
  557. Orange Abomination
  558. Orange Antichrist
  559. Orange Anus
  560. Orange Anusmouth
  561. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  562. Orange Blowfish
  563. Orange Bozo
  564. Orange Caligula
  565. Orance Conman
  566. Orange Crap Baby Man
  567. Orange Devil
  568. Orange Douche Nozzle
  569. Orange Dubious Caesar
  570. Orange Egplant
  571. Orange Face
  572. Orange Foolius
  573. Orange Imbecile
  574. Orange is the New Splat
  575. Orange Julius
  576. Orange Menace
  577. Orange Messiah
  578. Orange Monster
  579. Orange Moron
  580. Orange Omen of Doom
  581. Orange Pol Pot
  582. Orange Sex Pest
  583. Orange Shithole
  584. Orange Shitstain
  585. Orange Shitweasel
  586. Orange Slime
  587. Orance Slimebucket
  588. Orange Stain
  589. Orange Thousandiare
  590. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  591. Orange Turd
  592. Orange Tyrant
  593. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  594. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  595. Orange Wankmaggot 
  596. Orangina
  597. OrangeMange
  598. OranguTAN
  599. Our Former Fiasco
  600. Otto von Skidmark
  601. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  602. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  603. Pantone Beelzebub
  604. Papaya Batista
  605. Papaya Pol Pot
  606. Pariah Carey
  607. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  608. Pathetic Looser
  609. Peach Nehi President
  610. PEEotus
  611. PEEOTUS
  612. Penis Pumpkinhead
  613. Peril
  614. Persimmon Toddler
  615. Petulant Yam
  616. Picasso of Pettiness
  617. Piece of F***ing S**t
  618. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  619. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  620. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  621. Pinocchip President
  622. Pinocchio Todler
  623. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  624. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  625. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  626. Poop Tweeter
  627. Poopy Doodle Head
  628. Poor Loser
  629. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  630. POSOTUS
  631. Poster Child of American Decline
  632. PoutyPuss
  633. P.P.Barnum
  634. President Blowhole
  635. President Butterball
  636. President Coward
  637. President Disaster
  638. President Flim-Flam
  639. President Girth Wind and Liar
  640. President Gold Man Sucks
  641. President Grabit
  642. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  643. President Karen
  644. President Poopie-pants
  645. President Rancid Velveeta
  646. President Snowflake
  647. President Tang
  648. President Von Munchousen
  649. Presidick
  650. Pretender-in-Chief
  651. Prima Donald
  652. Prince Cheesypoof
  653. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  654. Public Access Caligula
  655. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  656. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  657. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  658. Pumpkin Messiah
  659. Pumpkin Pinochet
  660. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  661. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  662. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  663. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  664. Putin’s BFF
  665. Putin's Bitch
  666. Putin's Lap Dog
  667. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  668. Putin’s Pet
  669. Putino Weino
  670. Putin's Gambit
  671. Putin's Puppet
  672. Putz
  673. Quarter Flounder
  674. Queen's Reich
  675. Quisling of Queens
  676. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  677. Racist-in-Chief
  678. Racist, Sexist Pig
  679. Radioactive Idiot
  680. Rancid Garbage Pils
  681. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  682. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  683. Republican Rapture Inducer
  684. Republi-Crap
  685. Resting Crime Face
  686. Riptide of Regression
  687. Rollie Short Fingers
  688. Rome Burning in Man Form
  689. Rotten Banana
  690. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  691. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  692. Rufous Diaperdump
  693. Rufous Fuckface
  694. Rufous Tyrant
  695. Rump
  696. Ryan’s Nope
  697. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  698. Sad-itionist
  699. Salmon Sadist
  700. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  701. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  702. Say It Ain't Joe
  703. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  704. Scampaigner
  705. Schmuck a' L'orange
  706. Scone Spurs
  707. Scooby Coup
  708. Screaming Carot Deamon
  709. Screaming Carot Demon
  710. Scrooge McSchmuck
  711. Scrooge McTrump
  712. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  713. Scum
  714. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  715. Serial Feeler
  716. Seriously???
  717. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  718. Shady Marmalade
  719. Shakespeare of Shit
  720. Shambling Sasquatch
  721. Shameless
  722. Shameless Tweeter
  723. Sherbert Pervert
  724. Shit Hitting the Fan
  725. Shit-Show Host
  726. Shitty Show Host
  727. Shitler
  728. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  729. Silver Spoon Scion
  730. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  731. Sir Sissypants
  732. Slob Father
  733. Snathcy McGrabbin
  734. Sniffles
  735. Sniveling Sidekick
  736. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  737. Sophomoric Sniveler
  738. Soulless Nightmare
  739. Spanky McBonespurs
  740. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  741. Squid Pro Quo
  742. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  743. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  744. Stark Terror
  745. Stonewall Jackass
  746. Stuporman
  747. Suicide Bummer
  748. Sulk Hogan
  749. Suma Cum Fraude
  750. Sunburned Stalin
  751. Sunkist Stalin
  752. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  753. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  754. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  755. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  756. Swampopotamus
  757. Sweeny Fraud
  758. Sweet Potato Saddam
  759. Syphilitic Apricot
  760. Talking Yam
  761. Tang Tyrant
  762. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  763. Tangerine Ball Bag
  764. Tangerine Catastrophe
  765. Tangerine Crosby
  766. Tangerine Conman
  767. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  768. Tangerine Nutsack
  769. Tangerine Palpatine
  770. Tangerine Shitler
  771. Tangerine Skidmark
  772. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  773. Tangerine Tornaro
  774. Tangerine Torndao
  775. Tangerine Turd
  776. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  777. Tangerine Tyrant
  778. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  779. Tangerweenie
  780. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  781. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  782. Tax Darth Evader
  783. Team Treason
  784. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  785. Tefflon Donnie
  786. Temper Tantrump
  787. Terra Cotta Turdface
  788. Terrible Twitler
  789. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  790. Thankfully Out of Office!
  791. That Florida Guy
  792. the unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  793. The Lyin King
  794. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  795. The Problem
  796. The Ruinator
  797. The Trumpinator
  798. The Wrath of Con
  799. Thick Skinned Idiot
  800. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  801. Thousandaire
  802. Thousand-airehole
  803. Tic-Tacky Trump
  804. Tie-Coon
  805. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  806. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  807. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  808. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  809. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  810. Todler Messiah
  811. Toilet Tweeter
  812. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  813. Touped Fucktrumpet
  814. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  815. Toupée Fiasco
  816. Traffic Cone of Treason
  817. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  818. Traitor the Hut
  819. Trash Hole
  820. Treason Weasel
  821. Treasons Greetings
  822. Tricky Trump
  823. TrollerBird
  824. Tropicana Mussolini
  825. tRump
  826. Trump Brulée
  827. Trump Card
  828. Trumpalump
  829. Trumpamaniac
  830. Trumpanzee
  831. Trumparius
  832. Trumpasoreass Rex
  833. Trumpdozer
  834. Trumpenstein
  835. Trumpinator
  836. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  837. Trumpkopf
  838. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  839. Trumpledore
  840. Trumple-ThinSkin
  841. Trumpnazi
  842. Trumpocalypse
  843. Trumprangutang
  844. Trumptastrophe
  845. Trumpthechumps
  846. Trumpty Dumpty
  847. Tufted Taliban
  848. Turd Reich
  849. TV Show Twat
  850. Tweetiloni
  851. Twice Impeached President
  852. Twitter Banned for Life
  853. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  854. Twitler Twat
  855. Twitler
  856. Two-Bit Caesar
  857. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  858. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  859. Un-American
  860. Unchained Disappointment
  861. Unchained Sedition
  862. Unhinged
  863. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  864. Un-presidented
  865. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  866. Unreality King
  867. Urine Haired Usurper
  868. Unwelcome in NY
  869. Vanilla ISIS
  870. Vanity Manatee
  871. Velveeta Tweeta
  872. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  873. Victim-in-Chief
  874. Village Idiot
  875. Voled-Moron
  876. Walker Taxes Evader
  877. Walking Punchline
  878. Wankpuffin
  879. Wanna-Be Dictator
  880. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  881. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  882. Waxed Gritty
  883. Weapons Grade Plum
  884. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  885. Whiner in Chief
  886. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  887. Whiny Little Bitch
  888. Whiney the Coup
  889. White Kanye
  890. White Pride Piper
  891. Whited Sepulchre, The
  892. Whopper with Crime
  893. Wicked Pout Fest
  894. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  895. Windmill Cancer King
  896. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  897. Witless Cocksplat
  898. Witless Wonder
  899. World's Greatest Troll
  900. Worst President in History
  901. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  902. X-President
  903. X-POTUS Poser
  904. Yam Vader
  905. Yellow Bluberine
  906. YMCA-hole!
  907. You Know Coup
  908. Zen Master of Hate
  909. Zit with Dark Secrets