Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?
 
Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. Name-calling is against my core belief that we must never reduce a person to just one thing. At the same time, I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief. 
Apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech. Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him! 
What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)
  1. 10-ply-super-soft bitch
  2. 2001 and Done
  3. 24 Times Convicted Felon
  4. 70 year old toddler
  5. Adolf Pumpkinhead
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent of Deranged Change
  8. Agent Orange
  9. A Man for all Treasons
  10. America's Burst Appendix
  11. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  12. Anal Repulsive
  13. Angry Creamsicle
  14. Antichrist
  15. Antichrist Deceiver of Fans
  16. Apricot Idi Amin
  17. Ass Menagery
  18. Ass Whole
  19. Assaulter in Chief
  20. Baby Gherkin Fingers
  21. Baby-man
  22. Baby Whisper Skin
  23. Babyhands McCheetodick
  24. Backwards Pants
  25. Bad Looser
  26. Bad Tang
  27. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  28. Baldamort
  29. Bald-faced Crier
  30. Batta Blast
  31. Banana Republican
  32. Bananas
  33. Barbarian at the Debate
  34. Barbecued Brutus
  35. Beef Jerkey on Zoloft
  36. Been-a-Dick Donald
  37. Bela Lugrosi
  38. Benedict Donald
  39. Biden's B**ch
  40. Big Donald
  41. Big Lie-bowski, the 
  42. Bigly Loser
  43. Bigoted Billionaire
  44. Bilious Billionaire
  45. Bimbo Chaser
  46. Birther Maniac
  47. Blabbermouth Don
  48. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  49. Bloated Orange Has-been
  50. Bloatus
  51. Blonde Pumpkin
  52. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  53. Bloviating Fleshbag
  54. Bloviator in Chief
  55. Blowhard
  56. Bog Sa Cheann (Irish for soft in the head)
  57. Bogus POTUS
  58. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  59. Boiled Maniac
  60. Boinker Oinker
  61. Boldfinger
  62. Bonespurs McFraudster
  63. Boob Looks Like a Traitor
  64. Boss Tweety
  65. Bully-in-Chief
  66. Bunker BoyBone Spurs-N-Harmony
  67. Boss Tweet
  68. Bouffant Buffoon
  69. Boychurian Candidate
  70. Bratman
  71. Bribe of Chuck
  72. Bribe of Chunky
  73. Brokahantis
  74. Bully Boy
  75. Burger Fondler
  76. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  77. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  78. Bushman
  79. Butternut Berlusconi 
  80. Buttplug face
  81. Cadet Bonespurs
  82. Calamari Lips
  83. Cancer in a Wig
  84. Candy Corn Kremlin
  85. Cantaloupe Caillou
  86. Cantaloupe Caligula
  87. Captain Bluster
  88. Captain Chaos
  89. Captain Ouchie Foot
  90. Captain Outrageous
  91. Captain Pumpkin in the Whitehouse with a Remote
  92. Captain Tantastic
  93. Carnival Barker
  94. Carrot Caligula
  95. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  96. Census Whitener
  97. Chaos Creating Criminal Creep
  98. Charm Vacuum
  99. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  100. Cheat Loaf
  101. Cheaten Donald
  102. Cheddar Boy
  103. Cheddar Head
  104. Cheeto Bandito
  105. Cheeto Benito
  106. Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  107. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  108. Cheeto Colored Slime Slide
  109. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  110. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  111. Cheeto Jesus
  112. Cheeto Satan
  113. Cheeto Shitler
  114. Cheeto Voldemort
  115. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  116. Cheeto Von Tweeto
  117. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  118. Cheetoe Jesus
  119. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  120. Cheeto-In-Chief
  121. Cheetolini
  122. Cheeze Wiz
  123. Chester Molester 
  124. Chunk Norris
  125. Chicken Littlehands
  126. Chicken Poop Head
  127. Chicken Spined Gingersnap
  128. Chief Baby-Hands
  129. Chief Trouble
  130. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  131. Chump
  132. Chunk Norris
  133. Cinnamon Hitler
  134. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  135. Clan Chowder
  136. Classless Wanna-Be-Tinpot
  137. Clear and Present Danger
  138. Clorox-Cocktail Pro
  139. Clown-igula
  140. Clown Prince of Politics
  141. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  142. Clueless Numpty
  143. Clueless Orange Julius
  144. Cockwomble 45
  145. Cockwombly Dotard
  146. Cockwork (not) Orange
  147. Code Red Fascist 
  148. Colludacris
  149. Colorful Individual (from Putin!)
  150. Colonel Scammers
  151. Colonel Slanders
  152. Commander in Beef
  153. Combover Caligula
  154. Combover Con Artist
  155. Commander in Cheat
  156. Commander in Cheese
  157. Commander in Tweet
  158. Commander-in-Grief
  159. Community Theater Strongman
  160. Complete Failure
  161. Comrad Cheetolini
  162. Comrade Cheetolino
  163. Comrade Combover
  164. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  165. Confederate Con-Artist
  166. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  167. Conspiracy Theory King
  168. Convicted Felon
  169. Cotton Candy Hair
  170. Cookie Pants
  171. Coral Babyhands
  172. Corrupt Mother F'er
  173. Corruption Master
  174. Count of Mostly Crisco
  175. Coup-a-Loompa
  176. Coup-coo Banana Cake
  177. Coup-Coup Crazy
  178. Coup-ssolini
  179. Coupthulu
  180. Coup-mander-in-chief
  181. CovefeFool
  182. Covidiot
  183. Cowardly Lyin
  184. Crap that Needs Scraping Off the Bottom of Our Shoes
  185. Craziest President
  186. Creep a l'Orange
  187. Creep Throat
  188. Creme de la Crazy
  189. Creme de la Creep
  190. Creme de la Dumb
  191. Crime Champ
  192. Criminal-in-Chief
  193. Crooked Donald
  194. Crown Prince of Politwits
  195. Crybaby Prima Donald
  196. Cult-45
  197. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  198. D-Bag
  199. Daddy Nobucks
  200. Daddy Warbucks
  201. Daddy's Reject
  202. Daffy Don
  203. Dainty Donald
  204. Danger Yam
  205. Dangerous Donald
  206. Darth Cheeto
  207. Darth Hater
  208. Darth Tax Evador
  209. Darth Traitor 
  210. Deadbead Donald
  211. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  212. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  213. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  214. Delirious Treasons 
  215. Delusion Paluza
  216. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  217. Demander-in-Chief
  218. Demented Popeye
  219. Dementia Donnie
  220. Depressed Testicle
  221. Der Fahrter
  222. Der Groepenfuehrer
  223. Deranged Donald
  224. Despot Cheetoe
  225. Detached from Reality
  226. Diaper Don
  227. Diaper Donald
  228. Dick A L'Orange
  229. Dick Tater
  230. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  231. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  232. Dingbat Donald
  233. Dingus Con
  234. Dingus ex Machina
  235. Dire Appy
  236. Dishonest Don
  237. DisHonor System
  238. Divider in Chief
  239. DJ Fat-Boy Don
  240. Dodgy Donald
  241. Dolt-45
  242. Don Dementia
  243. Don Juan
  244. Don Nots
  245. Don the Con
  246. Donadolf Trumpler
  247. Donald Bin Laden
  248. Donald Chickenheart
  249. Donald Chump
  250. Donald deGonad
  251. Donald Dingbat
  252. Donald Dipshit
  253. Donald Doom
  254. Donald Douche and the Bags
  255. Donald Drumfkopf
  256. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  257. Donald Duck-the-Truth
  258. Donald J Trump (The biggest joke of all)
  259. Donald Tax-Duck
  260. Donald the Insufferable
  261. Donald the Menace
  262. D’ohnald Tяumpertantrum
  263. Donnie Bratso
  264. Donnie Doll-hands
  265. Donnie TicTac
  266. Donny Crapple Seed
  267. Donny Crock-o-Shit at the Alamo
  268. Donny Doodle Diaper
  269. Donny Jiggly Chins
  270. Doody on a Country (to others: Duty Honor Country)
  271. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  272. Dopey Don
  273. Dotard
  274. Douche a'Lorange
  275. Douche Bigalow
  276. Douche Canoe
  277. Douche of Hazard
  278. Douche Sadistic Duchenne Smile
  279. Douche Who Will Live in Infamy
  280. Doucheald Trump
  281. Dr. Strangelove
  282. Draft Dodger Don
  283. Dreamsicle Demon
  284. Droolius Geezer
  285. Drumpf (Original family name)
  286. Dubious Caesar 
  287. Dufos Don
  288. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  289. Dumb Dumb Butt Face
  290. Dumb Sauron
  291. Dumbelldore
  292. Dumbestdore
  293. DumbleDon
  294. Dumpster
  295. Dumpty Trumpty
  296. Ego Maniac
  297. El Crappy Tan
  298. El Creepo
  299. El Douche
  300. El Hombre de Tang
  301. Election Looser
  302. Election Looser in Chief
  303. Emperor with no Balls
  304. Emperor with no Clothes
  305. Emperor with no Clue
  306. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  307. End of Democracy
  308. Eric's Dad
  309. Excrement Example
  310. Exhibit A-hole
  311. Existential Threat to Democracy
  312. ex-president Mugshot McBonespur
  313. Failed 45
  314. Fake Pinocchio President
  315. Fanta Fascist
  316. Fanta Fascist
  317. Farcissist
  318. Fart with Bad Hair
  319. Fascist
  320. Faschists Friend
  321. Fascist Carnival Barker
  322. Fascist Gump
  323. Fat Failing Donny
  324. Fat Man Who Acts Like a Little Boy
  325. Fat Marie Antoinette
  326. Fat Nixon
  327. Fat Putin
  328. Fat Smellvis
  329. Fat White Slug
  330. Fatty Kreuger
  331. FAUXTUS
  332. Feckless Pustule
  333. Felon-Ade
  334. Feral Shulting Meatball
  335. Field Marshall Trump
  336. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  337. Filet-o-Farts
  338. Filet-o-Fool
  339. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  340. F'ing Lunatic
  341. Flaba Dabba Goo
  342. Flabrador Deceiver 
  343. Flaccid Flag
  344. Flag Fondler
  345. Flatulent Furor
  346. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  347. Flighty Wind
  348. Flip Flopper
  349. Flipper
  350. Flordian Fondler
  351. Flush Force One
  352. Fomentalist
  353. Fool
  354. Former Fiasco
  355. Former Government Employee
  356. Forrest Dump
  357. Forrest Trump
  358. Fortyfifth (doesn't deserve a name)
  359. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  360. Fraud
  361. Fraud Father
  362. Fraud Flinstone
  363. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  364. Fraudo Baggins
  365. Fraudster in Chief
  366. Fraudy Kreuger
  367. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  368. Friendless Urinal Cake
  369. Frisker-in-Chief
  370. Frisky Frisker
  371. Fruit of the Loom
  372. Fruit of the Loon
  373. Fuckface von Clownstick
  374. Full Diaper
  375. Genghis Con
  376. Ghengis Can't
  377. Giant Orange Cockroach
  378. Ginger Genghis
  379. Girth Vader
  380. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  381. Gold Yeller
  382. Golden Calf of Doom
  383. Golden Wrecking Ball
  384. Golf Lundgren
  385. GOP - Gang of Putin
  386. Gospel of the Fuhrer Preacher (General Mark Milley)
  387. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  388. Government Expander
  389. Grabba the Hut
  390. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  391. Grandpa Crazypants
  392. Great Grabsby,The
  393. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  394. Great Pretender
  395. Great White Dope
  396. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  397. Grifter in Chief
  398. Grim Groper
  399. Grizzled Muppet
  400. Grope Dope
  401. Gruesome Grifter
  402. Grumpy
  403. Grumpy Donny
  404. Habañero Hitler
  405. Hagfish-in-Chief
  406. Hair Apparent
  407. Hair Force One
  408. Hair Furher
  409. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  410. Hair Hitler
  411. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  412. Ham Sandwich
  413. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  414. Hard-on Collidor
  415. Harry HuDummy
  416. Haunted Boss-Baby
  417. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  418. He Who Shall Not Be Named
  419. He Who Still Shall Not Be Named
  420. Hell Toupee
  421. Herr Führer Trump
  422. Herr Lugenpresse
  423. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  424. His Heinous
  425. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  426. Hospital Laundry
  427. Human Amplifier
  428. Human Combover
  429. Human Corncob
  430. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  431. Human Toupee Hybrid
  432. Humpty Trumpty
  433. Hypocrite Hall of Shame
  434. Idiot with Bloodthirsty Mob
  435. Idiot Emperor
  436. Idiot's Emperor
  437. Idiot Kristallnact
  438. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  439. Il Douche
  440. Illerate Nero
  441. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  442. Impeached President
  443. Imposter President
  444. IMPOTUS (IMpeached President Of The United States)
  445. Inciter-in-Chief
  446. Inmate # PO1135809
  447. In Venmate Irate Liar
  448. Inane Interjector
  449. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  450. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  451. Individual 1
  452. Infuriator
  453. IQ45
  454. IQ of a Gnat- if that
  455. It
  456. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  457. Jabba the Gut
  458. Jabba the Hut of Privalege 
  459. Jabba the Putz
  460. Jack the Gripper
  461. Jackass-o-Lantern
  462. Jailbird (Hopefully soon!)
  463. J. F. K. F. C.
  464. Job Security for Comedians
  465. John Baron
  466. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  467. John Miller
  468. Justice Perverter
  469. Karen
  470. Kentucky Fried Covidiot
  471. Kermin the Fraud
  472. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  473. Kim Jong Orange
  474. King Baby Coward
  475. King Con
  476. King Leer
  477. King Moron
  478. King of Debt
  479. King of the Oompa Loompas
  480. King of Trumpistan (aka hell)
  481. King of the Whoppers
  482. King of Unintentional Comedy
  483. King Twit
  484. Klan Chowder
  485. Kleptocrat in Cars Siezing Power
  486. K-Mart Caesar
  487. Knot Z Clown
  488. Komrade Bonespurs
  489. Komrade Kumquat
  490. Kremlin Debt
  491. Kremlin Gremlin
  492. Kumquat Despot
  493. L. Ron Chubbard
  494. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  495. Lady Fingers
  496. Lardass Tiddlywink
  497. Lard of the Lies
  498. Lardfather, The
  499. Lardo Caltreason
  500. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  501. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  502. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  503. Lemonhead Elect
  504. Less Than Zero
  505. Lex Loser
  506. Liar-in-Chief
  507. Lil Donny Moscow
  508. Lingering Orange Fart
  509. Little Donnie Sissypants
  510. Little Hands Trump
  511. Little Lady Fingers
  512. Loch Ness Fraudster
  513. Loco Gordo Gringo (Spanish for Crazy Fat Gringo)
  514. Lolla Colluda
  515. Lone DeRanger
  516. Lord Commander Marmalade
  517. Lord Dampnut
  518. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  519. Lord of the Whine
  520. LOSER
  521. Loser-In-Chief
  522. Looser Lalipalloza
  523. lowercase president
  524. Lower Everything President
  525. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  526. Lyin Donald
  527. Lyin King
  528. Macaulay Sulkin'
  529. Machado Meltdown
  530. Macho McGrump
  531. Mad Man
  532. Mad Putz-Prince Trumprecht
  533. Mad Shambler
  534. Madking Littlehands
  535. Madman
  536. Maga-Lardo
  537. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  538. Malignant Mango
  539. Malignant Narcissist 
  540. Mallowmar Gadaffi
  541. Man-boy who Thought Windmills Cause Cancer
  542. Man Behind the Bronzer
  543. Manchurian Cantelope
  544. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  545. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  546. Mandarin Malignancy
  547. Mandarin Moussalini 
  548. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  549. Mangu Detumescence (loss of erection)
  550. Mango Maniac
  551. Mango Moron
  552. Mango Mussolini
  553. Mango Mysogynist
  554. Mangu Unchained
  555. Mar-a-Lardo
  556. Marginally Sentient Spray-tan
  557. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  558. Marmalade Mussolini
  559. Marmalade VonDouche
  560. Master Hater
  561. Mayonaise Sculpture
  562. Mayor McTreason
  563. McBumbaclaat Snarfer
  564. McCheetoe Dick
  565. MEGA-low-maniac
  566. MeinHairTrump
  567. Melinai's Hope-to-be-X
  568. Melania's Soon-to-be-X
  569. Menage-a-Treason
  570. Mentally Challenged Orange
  571. Mocro Brain
  572. Mike Pence's X-friend
  573. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  574. Minute Maid Mao
  575. Miss Trial (Drag name... mistrial... get it?)
  576. Missing commitment to partnership (Angela Merkel)
  577. Moldy Sweet Potato 
  578. Molester-in-Chief
  579. Moneydiaper McStupid
  580. Monster-in-Chief 
  581. Moron
  582. Moron von Narcissist
  583. Mosquito Bloodsucker Lies to His Fans
  584. Mount Flushmore
  585. Mountain Douche
  586. Moussolini's Taint
  587. Mr. Firepants
  588. Mr. Inappropriate
  589. My Little Phony
  590. My Little Pony
  591. Mr Tangerine Man
  592. Mrs Putin
  593. Mrs Steve Banon
  594. Mushroom Dick
  595. Mushroom Dong
  596. My Pollow Guy's Pillow
  597. Nacho Nazi
  598. Name-caller in Chief
  599. Napolean Boner Pill
  600. Napolean Bonespurs
  601. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  602. Narcisyphilis
  603. Nazi
  604. Nazimodo
  605. New York Dork
  606. Nightmare-in-Chief
  607. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  608. Nocabulary
  609. Nostra Dumbass
  610. Not a Funny Joke
  611. Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
  612. Notorious KFC
  613. NOTUS
  614. Nut Dumb Nut Dumber
  615. Nylon Haired Man
  616. Oaf of Office
  617. Odius Orange
  618. Ole' Drink-With-Two-Hands
  619. Ole Yeller
  620. Old #45
  621. Old President Crazypants
  622. Old Wack Donald
  623. One Disgusting Human Being
  624. One Term Failure
  625. One Trick Phony
  626. One-Man Crime-Spree
  627. Optimus Crime
  628. Orange Abomination
  629. Orange Antichrist
  630. Orange Anus
  631. Orange Anusmouth
  632. Orange Bag of Rotten Cucumbers
  633. Orange Bigot
  634. Orange Blowfish
  635. Orange Bozo
  636. Orange Caligula
  637. Orance Conman
  638. Orange Crap Baby Man
  639. Orange Devil
  640. Orange Douche Nozzle
  641. Orange Dubious Caesar
  642. Orange Egplant
  643. Orange Face
  644. Orange Foolius
  645. Orange Fruitcake
  646. Orange Imbecile
  647. Orange is the New Splat
  648. Orange Jesus
  649. Orange Julius
  650. Orange Menace
  651. Orange Messiah
  652. Orange Monster
  653. Orange Moron
  654. Orange Moronic Lothario
  655. Orange Omen of Doom
  656. Orange Pol Pot
  657. Orange Sex Pest
  658. Orange Shithole
  659. Orange Shitstain
  660. Orange Shitweasel
  661. Orange Slime
  662. Orance Slimebucket
  663. Orange Stain
  664. Orange Thousandiare
  665. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  666. Orange Turd
  667. Orange Tyrant
  668. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  669. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  670. Orange Wankmaggot 
  671. Orangina
  672. OrangeMange
  673. OranguTAN
  674. Our Former Fiasco
  675. Otto von Skidmark
  676. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  677. Pain Filled Laughter-Toad
  678. Pantone Beelzebub
  679. Papaya Batista
  680. Papaya Pol Pot
  681. Pariah Carey
  682. Pashkudnik (Yiddish: Revolting, disgusting, evil person. Also Salute-to-Putin Russian twang)
  683. Pathetic Looser
  684. Peach Nehi President
  685. PEEotus
  686. PEEOTUS
  687. Penis Pumpkinhead
  688. Pepto-Abysmal
  689. Peril
  690. Persimmon Toddler
  691. Petulant Yam
  692. Picasso of Pettiness
  693. Piece of F***ing S**t
  694. Piece of Totally Useless S**t
  695. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  696. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  697. Pillsbury Duh Boy
  698. Pinocchip President
  699. Pinocchio Todler
  700. Piss Trumpet of the United States
  701. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  702. Pmurt (name backwards, as he did to the country)
  703. Poop Tweeter
  704. Poopy Doodle Head
  705. Poor Loser
  706. POS (Apologies to s**t everywhere for the comparison)
  707. POSAM (Piece of S**t A**hole Motherf***er)
  708. POSOTUS
  709. Poster Child of American Decline
  710. PoutyPuss
  711. P.P.Barnum
  712. President Blowhole
  713. President Butterball
  714. President Coward
  715. President Disaster
  716. President Flim-Flam
  717. President Girth Wind and Liar
  718. President Gold Man Sucks
  719. President Grabit
  720. President Grand Theft Autocrat
  721. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  722. President Karen
  723. President Poopie-pants
  724. President Rancid Velveeta
  725. President Snowflake
  726. President Spanky McLiarFace
  727. President Tang
  728. President* Trump
  729. President Von Munchousen
  730. Presidick
  731. Pretender-in-Chief
  732. Prima Donald
  733. Prince Cheesypoof
  734. Prince of Swine
  735. Prisoner # (fill in the blank)
  736. Public Access Caligula
  737. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  738. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  739. Pumpkin Potemkin by the Potomic
  740. Pumpkin Messiah
  741. Pumpkin Pinochet
  742. Pumpkin S**t
  743. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  744. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  745. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  746. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  747. Pussy-Groper in Chief
  748. Putin’s BFF
  749. Putin's Bitch
  750. Putin's Lap Dog
  751. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  752. Putin's Pee-Pee-Pal
  753. Putin’s Pet
  754. Putin's Whore
  755. Putino Weino
  756. Putin's Gambit
  757. Putin's Puppet
  758. Putz
  759. Quarter Flounder
  760. Queen's Reich
  761. Quisling of Queens
  762. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  763. Racist-in-Chief
  764. Racist, Sexist Pig
  765. Radioactive Idiot
  766. Rancid Garbage Pils
  767. Re-Count of Monty Cristo
  768. Red Don
  769. Reichstag Moment (from General Mark A Milley)
  770. Republican Rapture Inducer
  771. Republi-Crap
  772. Resting Crime Face
  773. Riptide of Regression
  774. Rollie Short Fingers
  775. Rome Burning in Man Form
  776. Rotted Jack-O-Lantern
  777. Rotten Banana
  778. Rotting Pumpkin Messiah
  779. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  780. Rufous Diaperdump
  781. Rufous Fuckface
  782. Rufous Tyrant
  783. Rump
  784. Rumpled Trumpsmirk
  785. Ryan’s Nope
  786. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  787. Sad-itionist
  788. Salmon Sadist
  789. SAP (Sad and Pathetic)
  790. Sap (18th Centruy British SapSkull)
  791. Say It Ain't Joe
  792. Scam Delorean
  793. Scammy Doofus, Jr.
  794. Scampaigner
  795. Schmuck a' L'orange
  796. Scone Spurs
  797. Scooby Douche
  798. Scooby Coup
  799. Screaming Carot Deamon
  800. Screaming Carot Demon
  801. Scrooge McSchmuck
  802. Scrooge McTrump
  803. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  804. Scum
  805. Scumdog Thousandiare (He scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  806. Serial Feeler
  807. Seriously???
  808. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  809. Shady Marmalade
  810. Shakespeare of Shit
  811. Shambling Sasquatch
  812. Shameless
  813. Shameless Tweeter
  814. Sherbert Pervert
  815. Shit Hitting the Fan
  816. Shit-Show Host
  817. Shitty Show Host
  818. Shitler
  819. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  820. Silver Spoon Scion
  821. Sir Rants-a-Lot
  822. Sir Sissypants
  823. Slime-Prone Cowboy
  824. Slob Father
  825. Snathcy McGrabbin
  826. Sniffles
  827. Sniveling Sidekick
  828. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  829. Sophomoric Sniveler
  830. Soulless Nightmare
  831. Spanky
  832. Spanky McBonespurs
  833. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  834. Squid Pro Quo
  835. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  836. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  837. Stark Terror
  838. Stonewall Jackass
  839. Stuporman
  840. Suicide Bummer
  841. Sulk Hogan
  842. Suma Cum Fraude
  843. Sunburned Stalin
  844. Sunkist Stalin
  845. Super Cala Fragilistic Expiali Douch-Bag
  846. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  847. Super Lying Fragile Racist Whiny Braggadoicios
  848. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  849. Swampopotamus
  850. Sweeny Fraud
  851. Sweet Potato Saddam
  852. Syphilitic Apricot
  853. T-Bag
  854. T-Dump
  855. TACO Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out)
  856. Tainted Plaintiff 
  857. Talking Yam
  858. Tandalorian
  859. Tang Tyrant
  860. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  861. Tangerine Ball Bag
  862. Tangerine Catastrophe
  863. Tangerine Crosby
  864. Tangerine Conman
  865. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  866. Tangerine Nightmare
  867. Tangerine Nutsack
  868. Tangerine Palpatine
  869. Tangerine Shitler
  870. Tangerine Skidmark
  871. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  872. Tangerine Tornaro
  873. Tangerine Torndao
  874. Tangerine Turd
  875. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  876. Tangering Twitter Machine
  877. Tangerine Tyrant
  878. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  879. Tangerweenie
  880. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  881. Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief
  882. Tax Darth Evader
  883. Team Treason
  884. Teeny Weenie Mussolini
  885. Tefflon Donnie
  886. Temper Tantrump
  887. Terra Cotta Turdface
  888. Terrible Twitler
  889. TFG = The Former Guy (He who shall not be named)
  890. Thankfully Out of Office!
  891. That Florida Guy
  892. The Aspirating Dictator Within
  893. The Dim Reaper
  894. The Enemy Within
  895. The Insurrectionist Within
  896. The Lyin King
  897. The Poo-Poo
  898. The President You Have When You Don't Have a President
  899. The Problem
  900. The Real Dim Shady
  901. The Ruinator
  902. The Trumpinator
  903. The Twice Impeached X-President Within
  904. The Serial Liar & Con Man Within
  905. The unfortunate presidency (doesn't deserve caps)
  906. The Wrath of Con
  907. The Sexual Predator Within
  908. Thick Skinned Idiot
  909. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  910. Thousandaire
  911. Thousand-airehole
  912. Tic-Tacky Trump
  913. Tie-Coon
  914. Tighty Whitey Bulger
  915. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  916. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto Faced, Feret Wearing, Shitgibbon
  917. Tiny Hand Middle Finger
  918. Toadstool Shaped Dong
  919. Todler Messiah
  920. Toilet Flusher in Chief
  921. Toilet Tweeter
  922. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  923. Touped Fucktrumpet
  924. Total-Loser-in-Chief
  925. Toupée Fiasco
  926. Toxic Burger Fart
  927. Tocix Orange
  928. Traffic Cone of Treason
  929. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  930. Traitor the Hut
  931. Traitor Toilet Flusher
  932. Traitor Tot
  933. Traitor Trump
  934. Traitorous Dingleberry
  935. Trash Hole
  936. Treason Cerebro
  937. Treason Weasel
  938. Treasons Greetings
  939. Tricky Trump
  940. TrollerBird
  941. Tropicana Mussolini
  942. tRump
  943. Trump Brulée
  944. Trump Card
  945. Trumpalump
  946. Trumpamaniac
  947. Trumpanzee
  948. Trumparius
  949. Trumpasoreass Rex
  950. Trumpdozer
  951. Trumpenstein
  952. Trumpinator
  953. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  954. Trumpkopf
  955. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  956. Trumpledore
  957. Trumple-ThinSkin
  958. Trumpnazi
  959. Trumpocalypse
  960. Trumprangutang
  961. Trumptastrophe
  962. Trumpthechumps
  963. Trumpty Dumpty
  964. Trumpunzel
  965. Tufted Taliban
  966. Turd Reich
  967. TV Show Twat
  968. Tweetiloni
  969. Twice Impeached President
  970. Twitter Banned for Life
  971. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  972. Twitler Twat
  973. Twitler
  974. Two-Bit Caesar
  975. Tyrant-a-sore-ass Wreck
  976. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  977. Un-American
  978. Unchained Disappointment
  979. Unchained Sedition
  980. Unhinged
  981. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  982. Un-presidented
  983. Unpresidented Ineloquent Omniscient Clairvoyant Narcissistic Megalomaniac Egotistical Irresponsible Sociopath
  984. Unreality King
  985. Urine Haired Usurper
  986. Unwelcome in NY
  987. Vanilla ISIS
  988. Vanity Manatee
  989. Velveeta Tweeta
  990. Velveeta Voldemort
  991. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  992. Victim-in-Chief
  993. Village Idiot
  994. Voled-Moron
  995. Walker Taxes Evader
  996. Walking Punchline
  997. Wankpuffin
  998. Wanna-Be Dictator
  999. Wanna-Be-Dingbat
  1000. Wanna-Be-Tyrant
  1001. Waxed Gritty
  1002. Wayne Bail-y (AA)
  1003. Weapons Grade Plum
  1004. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  1005. Whiner in Chief
  1006. Whiner in the Whitehouse
  1007. Whiny Little Bitch
  1008. Whiney the Coup
  1009. White Kanye
  1010. White Pride Piper
  1011. White Scrotus
  1012. Whited Sepulchre, The
  1013. Whopper with Crime
  1014. Wicked Pout Fest
  1015. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  1016. Windmill Cancer King
  1017. Witch Hunted Claimant 
  1018. Witless Cocksplat
  1019. Witless Wonder
  1020. World's Greatest Troll
  1021. Worst President in History
  1022. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  1023. X-President
  1024. X-POTUS Poser
  1025. Yam Vader
  1026. Yellow Bluberine
  1027. YMCA-hole!
  1028. You Know Coup
  1029. Zen Master of Hate
  1030. Zit with Dark Secrets