Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Funny Names for the Name-Caller-In-Chief

Posted by Gathered by Jane A Gordon on 31st May 2019

  1. 70 year old toddler
  2. Adolf Twitler
  3. Agent of Deranged Change
  4. Agent Orange
  5. America's Burst Appendix
  6. Amnesty DonAngry Cheeto
  7. Angry Creamsicle
  8. Antichrist
  9. Apricot Idi Amin
  10. Ass Menagery
  11. Assaulter in Chief
  12. Baby Whisper Skin
  13. Babyhands McCheetodick
  14. Bag of Toxic Sludge
  15. Bald-faced Crier
  16. Barbecued Brutus
  17. Been-a-Dick Donald
  18. Bela Lugrosi
  19. Benedict Donald
  20. Bigoted Billionaire
  21. Bilious Billionaire
  22. Birthir Maniac
  23. Blabbermouth Don
  24. Blitzkrieg Bozo
  25. Blonde Pumpkin
  26. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  27. Bloviating Fleshbag
  28. Bloviator in Chief
  29. Blowhard
  30. Bogus POTUS
  31. Boiled Ham in a Wig
  32. Boinker Oinker
  33. Bully-in-Chief
  34. Bunker Boy
  35. Boss Tweet
  36. Bouffant Buffoon
  37. Boychurian Candidate
  38. Bratman
  39. Bribe of Chuck
  40. Brokahantis
  41. Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
  42. Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers
  43. Buttplug face
  44. Cadet Bonespurs
  45. Calamari Lips
  46. Candy Corn Kremlin
  47. Cantaloupe Caillou
  48. Cantaloupe Caligula
  49. Captain Bluster
  50. Captain Chaos
  51. Captain Ouchie Foot
  52. Captain Tantastic
  53. Carrot Caligula
  54. Catastrophic Fuckhead
  55. Census Whitener
  56. Charm Vacuum
  57. Chauvinist-in-Chief
  58. Cheddar Head
  59. Cheeto Benito
  60. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar, Mad Tangerine Colored Commissar
  61. Cheeto Faced Fuck Muppet
  62. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
  63. Cheeto Jesus
  64. Cheeto Satan
  65. Cheeto Shitler
  66. Cheeto Tweeto
  67. Cheeto Voldemort
  68. Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
  69. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  70. Cheetoe Jesus
  71. Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
  72. Cheeto-In-Chief
  73. Cheetolini
  74. Cheeze Wiz
  75. Chester Molester Cheeto Cheezzzzyyy Poofff
  76. Chicken Littlehands
  77. Chief Trouble
  78. Chimp-PAN-Zee
  79. Cinnamon Hitler
  80. Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
  81. Clan Chowder
  82. Clown Prince of Politics
  83. Clown-Stick von Narcissist
  84. Clueless Numpty
  85. Clueless Orange Julius
  86. Cockwomble
  87. Cockwombly Dotard
  88. Combover Caligula
  89. Combover Con Artist
  90. Commander in Cheat
  91. Commander in Tweet
  92. Commander-in-Grief
  93. Community Theater Strongman
  94. Comrad Cheetolini
  95. Comrade Cheetolino
  96. Comrade Combover
  97. Con-Dike Gold Rush
  98. Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief
  99. Coral Babyhands
  100. Cowardly Lyin
  101. Creep Throat
  102. Crime Champ
  103. Criminal-in-Chief
  104. Crown Prince of Politwits
  105. Crybaby Prima Donald
  106. Cyber-Bully-in-Chief
  107. Daddy Nobucks
  108. Daddy Warbucks
  109. Daffy Don
  110. Dangerous Donald
  111. Darth Cheeto
  112. Darth Hater
  113. Darth Tax Evador
  114. Deadbead Donald
  115. Decomposing Jack-o-lantern
  116. Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball
  117. Dehydrated Orange Peel
  118. Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks
  119. Demander-in-Chief
  120. Dementia Donnie
  121. Der Fahrter
  122. Der Groepenfuehrer
  123. Deranged Donald
  124. Diaper Donald
  125. Dick Tater
  126. Dickless Dictator Drumpf
  127. Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
  128. Dingbat Donald
  129. Dire Appy
  130. Dishonest Don
  131. Divider in Chief
  132. Dodgy Donald
  133. Dolt-45
  134. Don Dementia
  135. Don Juan
  136. Don Nots
  137. Don the Con
  138. Donadolf Trumpler
  139. Donald Chickenheart
  140. Donald Chump
  141. Donald deGonad
  142. Donald Dingbat
  143. Donald Dipshit
  144. Donald Doom
  145. Donald Douche and the Bags
  146. Donald Drumfkopf
  147. Donald Duck Doo-Doo
  148. Donald Tax-Duck
  149. Donald the Insufferable
  150. Donald the Menace
  151. Donnie Bratso
  152. Donnie Doll-hands
  153. Donnie TicTac
  154. Doorknob Trundlefuck
  155. Douche Canoe
  156. Doucheald Trump
  157. Dr. Strangelove
  158. Draft Dodger Don
  159. Dreamsicle Demon
  160. Drumpf (Original family name)
  161. Duke Nuke ‘Em
  162. Dumb Sauron
  163. Dumbelldore
  164. Dumbestdore
  165. Ego Maniac
  166. El Douche
  167. El Hombre de Tang
  168. Election Looser
  169. Election Looser in Chief
  170. Emperor with no Balls
  171. Emperor with no Clothes
  172. Empty Narcissistic Shell Disguised as a Human
  173. Fanta Fascist
  174. Fanta Fascist
  175. Farcissist
  176. Faschists Friend
  177. Fascist Carnival Barker
  178. Fat Failing Donny
  179. Fat Nixon
  180. Feral Shulting Meatball
  181. Field Marshall Trump
  182. Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
  183. Financially Embattled Thousandaire
  184. Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat
  185. Flip Flopper
  186. Flipper
  187. Fomentalist
  188. Forrest Trump
  189. Fragile Shit Dumpster
  190. Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  191. Fresh Cavern Turkey Throat
  192. Friendless Urinal Cake
  193. Frisker-in-Chief
  194. Frisky Frisker
  195. Fruit of the Loom
  196. Fruit of the Loon
  197. Fuckface von Clownstick
  198. Full Diaper
  199. Genghis Con
  200. Ghengis Can't
  201. Giant Orange Cockroach
  202. Ginger Genghis
  203. Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
  204. Golden Calf of Doom
  205. Golden Wrecking Ball
  206. Gossamer Skinned Bully
  207. Government Expander
  208. Grabba the Hut
  209. Grabby Wan Kenobi
  210. Grandpa Crazypants
  211. Great Orange Hairball of Fear
  212. Great White Dope
  213. Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope
  214. Grim Groper
  215. Grope Dope
  216. Gruesome Grifter
  217. Habañero Hitler
  218. Hagfish-in-Chief
  219. Hair Apparent
  220. Hair Force One
  221. Hair Furher
  222. Hair Gropenfuhrer
  223. Hair Hitler
  224. Halfwit Tweet Twit
  225. Haman-in-Chief (It's a biblical thing)
  226. He Who Shall Not Be Combed
  227. Herr Führer Trump
  228. Herr Lugenpresse
  229. His Assholiness, Prince of Petty
  230. Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
  231. Hospital Laundry
  232. Human Amplifier
  233. Human Combover
  234. Human Corncob
  235. Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  236. Human Toupee Hybrid
  237. Humpty Trumpty
  238. Idiot Kristallnact
  239. Ignorant Fuckmuppet
  240. Il Douche
  241. Illerate Nero
  242. Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barker
  243. im-POTUS
  244. In Vet Irate Liar
  245. Inane Interjector
  246. Incomprehensibe Jizztrumpet
  247. Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
  248. Infuriator
  249. IQ45
  250. Itty Bitty Ball Trump
  251. Jack the Gripper
  252. Jackass-o-Lantern
  253. Job Security for Comedians
  254. John Baron
  255. John Boehner's Tanning Partner in Crime
  256. John Miller
  257. Kidding aside, click here for a list of Trump crimes:
  258. Kim Jong Orange
  259. King Leer
  260. King of Debt
  261. King of the Oompa Loompas
  262. King of the Whoppers
  263. King of Unintentional Comedy
  264. King Twit
  265. Klan Chowder
  266. K-Mart Caesar
  267. Komrade Kumquat
  268. Kremlin Debt
  269. Kremlin Gremlin
  270. Kumquat Despot
  271. La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante
  272. Lady Fingers
  273. Last of The Mango Mohawkans
  274. Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
  275. Law-defying, non-complying, truth-denying, dirty-lying, Russian-spying, absolutely-horrifying worst
  276. Lemonhead Elect
  277. Little Donnie Sissypants
  278. Little Lady Fingers
  279. Lone DeRanger
  280. Lord Commander Marmalade
  281. Lord Dampnut
  282. Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
  283. Lord of the Whine
  284. Lowercase President
  285. Lumbering Garbage Barge
  286. Lyin King
  287. Macaulay Sulkin'
  288. Machado Meltdown
  289. Macho McGrump
  290. Mad Shambler
  291. Madking Littlehands
  292. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control
  293. Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
  294. Mandarin Orange Mugabe
  295. Mandarine Malignancy
  296. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
  297. Mango Mussolini
  298. Mango Mysogynist
  299. Marie Antoinette in a Fat Suit
  300. Marmalade Mussolini
  301. Marmalade VonDouche
  302. Mayonaise Sculpture
  303. MEGA-low-maniac
  304. MeinHairTrump
  305. Mini Dick Pseudo Mogul
  306. Minute Maid Mao
  307. Molester-in-Chief
  308. Moneydiaper McStupid
  309. Moussolini's Taint
  310. Mr. Firepants
  311. Mr. Inappropriate
  312. Mrs Putin
  313. Mrs Steve Banon
  314. Nacho Nazi
  315. Name-caller in Chief
  316. Narcissistic Human Airhorn
  317. Narcisyphilis
  318. Nazimodo
  319. New York Dork
  320. Nightmare in the Oval Office
  321. Nocabulary
  322. NOTUS
  323. Odius Orange
  324. One-Man Crime-Spree
  325. Orange Abomination
  326. Orange Antichrist
  327. Orange Anus
  328. Orange Anusmouth
  329. Orange Blowfish
  330. Orange Bozo
  331. Orange Caligula
  332. Orange Crap Baby Man
  333. Orange Devil
  334. Orange Douche Nozzle
  335. Orange Dubious Caesar
  336. Orange Foolius
  337. Orange is the new Splat
  338. Orange Julius
  339. Orange Menace
  340. Orange Messiah
  341. Orange Moron
  342. Orange Omen of Doom
  343. Orange Sex Pest
  344. Orange Shitweasel
  345. Orange Slime
  346. Orange Stain
  347. Orange Thousandiare
  348. Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem
  349. Orange Turd
  350. Orange Tyrant
  351. Orange-Tufted Asshole
  352. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  353. Orangina
  354. OranguTAN
  355. PABOTUS (Pussy Ass Bitch of the United States)
  356. Pantone Beelzebub
  357. Papaya Batista
  358. Papaya Pol Pot
  359. Pariah Carey
  360. Peach Nehi President
  361. PEEotus
  362. PEEOTUS
  363. Persimmon Toddler
  364. Petulant Yam
  365. Picasso of Pettiness
  366. Piece of Fucking Shit
  367. Pigface Of The United States (POTUS)
  368. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce
  369. Pity-Pot Von Sniffmybutt
  370. POSOTUS
  371. Poster Child of American Decline
  372. President Blowhole
  373. President Coward
  374. President Flim-Flam
  375. President Gold Man Sucks
  376. President Grabit
  377. President If-Urine-You’re-In
  378. President Rancid Velveeta
  379. President Snowflake
  380. President Tang
  381. President Von Munchousen
  382. Presidick
  383. Prima Donald
  384. Prince Cheesypoof
  385. Public Access Caligula
  386. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  387. Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler
  388. Pumpkin Pinochet
  389. Pumpkin Spice Satan
  390. Pumpkin Spiced Cheeto Christ
  391. Pussy-Ass-Bitch
  392. Pussy-Grabber in Chief
  393. Putin’s BFF
  394. Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
  395. Putin’s Pet
  396. Putino Weino
  397. Putin's Gambit
  398. Putin's Puppet
  399. Queen's Reich
  400. Quisling of Queens
  401. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue
  402. Racist-in-Chief
  403. Republican Rapture Inducer
  404. Resting Crime Face
  405. Riptide of Regression
  406. Rollie Short Fingers
  407. Rome Burning in Man Form
  408. Rufous Butt Rumpet
  409. Rufous Diaperdump
  410. Rufous Fuckface
  411. Rufous Tyrant
  412. Ryan’s Nope
  413. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeet
  414. Salmon Sadist
  415. Screaming Carot Deamon
  416. Screaming Carot Demon
  417. Scrooge McTrump
  418. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
  419. Scumdog Billionaire (He only scammed billions as potus. Prior, see Orange Thousandaire)
  420. Serial Feeler
  421. Sexual-Predator-in-Chief
  422. Shady Marmalade
  423. Shakespeare of Shit
  424. Shambling Sasquatch
  425. Sherbert Pervert
  426. Shitler
  427. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
  428. Silver Spoon Scion
  429. Sir Sissypants
  430. Sniffles
  431. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler
  432. Sophomoric Sniveler
  433. Spanky McBonespurs
  434. Spray-on-Tan-the-President-Man
  435. Squirrelwig McRacistPants
  436. Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
  437. Stuporman
  438. Suicide Bummer
  439. Suma Cum Fraude
  440. Sunburned Stalin
  441. Sunkist Stalin
  442. Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
  443. Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler
  444. Sweet Potato Saddam
  445. Syphilitic Apricot
  446. Talking Yam
  447. Tang Tyrant
  448. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
  449. Tangerine Catastrophe
  450. Tangerine Crosby
  451. Tangerine Douchenozzle
  452. Tangerine Nutsack
  453. Tangerine Palpatine
  454. Tangerine Shitler
  455. Tangerine Tainted Trash Can Fire
  456. Tangerine Tornaro
  457. Tangerine Torndao
  458. Tangerine Turd
  459. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  460. Tangerine Tyrant
  461. Tangerine Wankmaggot
  462. Tangerweenie
  463. Tanning Bed Warning Label
  464. Team Treason
  465. Tefflon Donnie
  466. Temper Tantrump
  467. Terra Cotta Turdface
  468. Terrible Twitler
  469. The Lyin King
  470. The Trumpinator
  471. Thin Skinned Orange Peel
  472. Tic-Tacky Trump
  473. Tie-Coon
  474. Tiny Finger Vulgarian
  475. Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
  476. TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
  477. Touped Fucktrumpet
  478. Toupée Fiasco
  479. Traitor (okay, true but not funny)
  480. Traitor the Hut
  481. Treason Weasel
  482. Tricky Trump
  483. Tropicana Mussolini
  484. tRump
  485. Trump Brulée
  486. Trump Card
  487. Trumpalump
  488. Trumpamaniac
  489. Trumpanzee
  490. Trumparius
  491. Trumpasoreass Rex
  492. Trumpdozer
  493. Trumpenstein
  494. Trumpinator
  495. Trumpkin (Orange outside. Hollow inside. Thrown out in November)
  496. Trumpkopf
  497. Trumple Doodle-Doo
  498. Trumpledore
  499. Trumple-thinskin
  500. Trumpnazi
  501. Trumpocalypse
  502. Trumprangutang
  503. Trumptastrophe
  504. Trumpthechumps
  505. Trumpty Dumpty
  506. Tufted Taliban
  507. Turd Reich
  508. Tweetiloni
  509. Twiter-compensating tiny-dickster
  510. Twitler
  511. Two-Bit Caesar
  512. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)
  513. Uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining
  514. Unreality King
  515. Urine Haired Usurper
  516. Vanilla ISIS
  517. Velveeta Tweeta
  518. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
  519. Victim-in-Chief
  520. Village Idiot
  521. Walking Punchline
  522. Wankpuffin
  523. Weapons Grade Plum
  524. Weaselhead Fucknugget
  525. Whiner in Chief
  526. Whiny Little Bitch
  527. White Kanye
  528. White Pride Piper
  529. White Pride Piper
  530. Whited Sepulchre, The
  531. Whopper with Crime
  532. Wicked Witch of the West Wing
  533. Witless Cocksplat
  534. World's Greatest Troll
  535. Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  536. Yam Vader
  537. Zen Master of Hate